AAAAHHHH TONY HELP HE'S GOT A METAL ARM!
Looks like this guy is gonna steel the show.
I watched the original Avengers and that was such a pile of shit that it put me off for the rest of the MCU
Decided to watch this, since /tv/ said it was at least competent and I wasn't dissappointed.
Does anyone know how I can get hair like Buckey. Mine curls inwards and doesn't flow down like his. Mine is a bit shorter, so would growing it help? Thanks in advance
>>63059846
Your hair doesn't stop curling you autist
just grow it out
>>63059846
flat iron, brah.
Well, Tony was getting a pretty good beating from a metal arm in the trailer.
Metal arm?
>>63062028
Whenever you have all these superheroes together their powers and abilities get all fucked, some get super strong and other weak for the sake of plot.
>>63059846
Get one of those circular combs and curl your hair outwards as you blowdry it.
Hair doesn't have a natural direction, it just goes however you dry it.
>>63059790
Heeeeeeyyyyyyy, Tony. Check out Bucky's metal arm! It's his arm, Tonyyyyyy... and it's made of metal. Are you feeling the metal, Tony? Things are definitely getting very metal about now.
>>63062133
Yeah it's pretty retarded. Tony puts on Hulkbuster. Wins. Tony puts Jarvis into an army of regular Iron Man suits. Wins. Tony stays in the air where Cap and Buck can't get to him. Wins.
Conversely, Vision could just destroy everything and win. Presumably also disintegrate anyone he fights.
Hulk and Thor being so conveniently missing also annoys me, since the only reason they can't be there is because they're too strong for the writers to handle.
>>63059806
Underrated post
>>63064080
>Hulk and Thor being so conveniently missing also annoys me, since the only reason they can't be there is because they're too strong for the writers to handle.
That happened in the comics as well.
Also, it doesn't annoy me, I rather those guys deal with actual epic shit worthy of their strengths instead of black ops spy shit.
Can't wait for the Hulk/Thor buddy cop film that is going to be Ragnarok.
>>63064080
The Scarlet Witchy one and Vision are probably going to cancel each other out.
I'd imagine any Iron Legion-type trickery from Stark would be frowned upon by his handlers/gubmunt bosses after Whiplash suborned them in IM2 and Ultron did a similar thing in AOU.
Hulk and Thor weren't in the comic version either - and it is a good thing given their power level in comparison to the rest.
So did I...
>>63064080
>Hulk and Thor being so conveniently missing also annoys me
Not really "conveniently missing" since they did establish that Thor's job on earth is done, and that Banner is either a)hanging out on a beach somewhere or b)drifting in deep space about to land on some planet that's really into gladiator games.
Not like Winter Soldier or Iron Man 3, when there isn't a real reason why no one else shows up.
>>63063951
There better be a reason why he cant fly away/call for hulk buster/call for sentry drones/call for another suit/use his chest beam/aim for shit in the movie
>>63064290
Well there was a short scene in the trailer where Buckminster tries to rip out the reactor that the Iron Idiot has left so conveniently visible in his chest (esp. given he no longer needs it there). Tony might be on reserve power which would explain why his repulsor blasts seem weak in that scene. Also, I'd like to imagine Bucky and Cap aren't stupid enough to tank/melee a fully powered up Iron Man suit.
I know its not going to happen, but I really want Cap to kill Stark. That manlet son of bitch is too damn poplar and needs to get his head chopped off by the shield
>>63059790
This is one of my favorite memes desu
AHHHH TONY HELP YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME
>>63064290
Probably because he doesn't really want to kill cap, just beat the shit out of him
TONY PLEASE HELP ME HES TOO QUICK
>>63063951
I want to see them kicking his manlet ass without the metal suit
>>63064290
He's not even in the suit. How could they even know which one was tony?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH TONY YOU'RE HURTING ME
>>63064570
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
AHHHHHH TONYS GONNA BLAST ME HELP
I fucking love this meme
>>63064560
This looks like the same street/tunnel that they used in The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Pt. 2 before they go into the sewers.
Where was this shot?
>Captain America, Scarlet Witch, Falcon, Hawkey, Black Panther, Winter Soldier
VS
>Tony Stark, War Machine, Vision, Black Widdow
>Posterboy for America teams up with 2 Blacks, one of whom is a KING, the other is called FALCON, a disturbed borderline psycho who litterally has sex with Robots because she don't need no real men, a discount Robin Hood with another bird in his name and a closet homosexual with the hots for that cap buttocks
VS
>Personisation of Corporate America who made his fortune by trading weapons and a token Black man who hides his black skin in shame behind a silver mask
more liberal propaganda, the movie
AHHHH TONY PLEASE HELP
HES GOT A KNIFE AND I LOST MY SHIELD
>>63062028
antman got into the suit and powered it down
>>63064774
AHHHHHHH TONY PLEASE HE'S CHOKING ME
>>63064774
kek
AAHHHHHHHH
LITERALLY MADE OF GUNS AND ARMOR AND I'M GETTING MY ASS BEAT IN WITH FISTS
HOW EMBARRASSING
HEEEEEEELP
HELP ME BIG GUY
>>63064797
TONY HELP PLEASE HIS ARM IS MADE OF METAL
>>63063951
Oh shit nig where did you get this?
AHHHHHH JESUS TONY HE HAS A KNIFE
>>63064735
a trendy parking garage
>>63064761
black panther is with tony you stupid fuck
>>63064831
It's in the fucking trailer you goober
>>63064873
>trailer
How come I just now found out about it?!
>>63063951
MANLETS GETTING BTFO
>>63064290
his hand bean looks weak/failing...i think the antmqan theory is plausible
AHHHHHH TONY HELP IT HURTS
>>63064936
We feel for you bro. Being disconnected for a day or two leaves us all floundering and out of date.
AAHHHHH HELP TONY
I TOTALLY MISJUDGED THE HEIGHT
AAHHHHH QUICKLY TONY
>>63064984
Someone explain this meme to me, I don't get it.
>>63064936
Cus yous tuoopid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVdV-lxRPFo
>>63065000
Anon, I'm Cap Posting
>>63064992
>I TOTALLY MISJUDGED THE HEIGHT
i feel like this is somehow a rdj pun
>>63064289
>drifting in deep space about to land on some planet that's really into gladiator games
>tfw I seem to remember Marvel confirming somewhere that this definitely is not happening.
>>63064952
I'm thinking this. Antman definitely plays a part in fucking with Iron Mans suit enough to make it less powerful.
TONY IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN'T TAKE HIM ON BUT COULD YOU PLEASE SHOOT HIM TO MAKE IT QUICK
>>63064952
Betting Bucky's damaged the reactor as shown earlier in the trailer. Tony probably closed in to 'arrest' him and got his PSU rekt.
HE'S MADE OF METAL TONY
AAHHHHH TONY HELP ITS ALMOST TOUCHING MY NOSE ALREADY
>>63065000
Faggots being faggots
>>63064666
Dont forget that the A stands for Autist
>>63065046
Fucking kek
>>63065000
Brought to you by the same faggots who can't stop baneposting, cunnyposting.and the "What went wrong?" posts. Desperate autists trying their hardest to fit in and... just not getting it.
Notice I left /tv/'s footfags out of this and they're at least occasionally funny.
AHHH TONY PLEASE HURRY I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I CAN SURVIVE FROM THESE 3 BADGUYS
AHHHH TONY THERE'S SO MANY OF THEM
TONY THERES TOO MANY
Thanks for the lift, Tony~
AHHHHHHH SUPERMAN SAVE ME
>>63065026
not while they don't have full rights to the character, anyway
I don't get this meme. Does he actually ask Tony for help anywhere?
WTF BUCKY IS A GOOD GUY????
SPOILERS
TONYYYYYYY
>>63064666
Yeah, couldn't tony just blow his head off?
>>63064827
What is this, a picture for ant man?
AHHH TONY HELP HE'S A BIG GUY AHHHH
TONY HELP ME HE'S TOO STRONG AAAAHHHH CROSSBONES STOP MY ARM HURTS
>>63063951
>I'm not going to fite you Tony when you're just a manlet without your suit
>I'm not going to fite you Clark when I have you by the balls with muh Kryptonite
And this is why comic books are stupid, why do you let your rival get away only to come back literally a thousand times stronger?
>>63065344
Why is batman in the fucking desert?
AHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
TONY HELP PLEASE GOD HE HAS NO FUCKING STRINGS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>63065266
~no homo
AHHHHH SAVE ME BANE
>>63065706
Shut up he's fighting ISIS.
AHHHHHHHH I CANT BREATH TONY HELP
>>63065147
can someone tell me what the FUCK cunnyposting is?
been on 4chan since 2009 and i've never seen a highlighted example of it.
a metal arm huh
>>63065759
Bravo
>>63065809
>what the FUCK cunnyposting is?
Underage pro/amateur actress/semi-idol threads.
The best current example of how deep that rabbit hole goes is the /hebe/ board on 8gag.
>>63065842
Jax and Sonya VS Cap and Black Widow
who wins?
>>63064593
That would be hilarious
>>63065809
its people who are fond of pubescent girl actresses like kiernan shipka, all the disney girls. they like to make posts about their adoration for them. thats it i guess.
>there are people on this thread who don't get the meme
>>63059790
>AAAAHHHH TONY HELP HE'S GOT A METAL ARM!
where did this meme come from? Did Captain America really call for Iron Man's help?
>>63066638
Nope. People just started memeing TONY HELP because Captain America is pretty useless next to IronMan, Thor and Hulk.
this is fu**cking stupid. who are we supposed to root for?
>>63065008
oh wow I feel like a complete dumbass, this whole time I thought this was an avengers movie. Weren't they supposed to be fighting over some registry? Why did they toss that? Or will they be saving that for some future avengers movie?
>>63066830
>Weren't they supposed to be fighting over some registry?
They still are. Thunderbolt Ross is seen handling the registration act to Cap.
>>63065147
>mfw I'm all of those
>>63066828
The captain, tony is just a beta bitch c.uck following jew orders
>>63066830
Assumably something goes down when Cap and MetalArm meet again and there's lots of collateral and the plebs have an outcry to make Superheroes responsible for their shit.
In the Civil War comics some faggot kid mutant blows himself up in a school but that would be a bit too all American for audiences to relate to the tragedy.
AUGH STEVE HELP HE WON'T STOP HITTING ME WITH HIS METAL ARM
>>63065008
>Tony's face obviously pasted on near the end
>>63065266
Hey Faggots,
My name is Tony, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass comics. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I am the richest man in the world, and CEO of the largest weapon manufacturing company of America. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot boyfriend (he just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch, Steve
>>63065774
>Muhammad bin al-Fleq
>fighting ISIS
he's joining them
>>63065000
It's called Rayposting (from Ray Delcoro from true detective). It is used to make fun of situations in which wannabe alpha males act tough and offensively towards robot, just then to find themselves begging for help from said robots. It was first spread after the infamous quote from delcoro about sucking a robot's dick after which he finds out to be helpless without the robotic Homocop™.
source: know your meme
>>63065147
>shitting on baneposting
>>63064761
antman you cunt
>>63068699
i thought black pantera was on tony's side??
>>63059790
Where does this meme even come from?
>>63069497
It's so fucking simple, see >>63066638
>>63063951
War Machine will come and save him
HELP TONY
IT'S A 12-INCH BBC AND IT'S NOT METAL BUT MIGHT AS WELL BE
>>63059790
What the fuck is this, is it a new meme?
My students at school are always shouting this heeelp tony shit
>>63069835
>a new meme?
Newfag
>>63069783
>>63069783
Lel
>>63059790
Why the fuck is captain the hero of this? Tony is the good guy in the civil war. Also, why the fuck did they spoil the ending in the trailer
S O
O
>>63070101
Is Tony wearing an astronaut helmet?
Tony HELP!!! IT'S TOO FUCKING LARGE
>>63059806
I like this meme
>>63065181
>>63065234
Needs more brazzers logo
>>63059806
Carloooooooosss
>>63063951
>iron man has super lasers
>iron man has missile launchers
>iron man has aerial capabilities
>iron man has the iron legion
>uses none of them
wew
TONY HE'S ALL METAL!!
>>63064290
Maybe he doesn't want to fucking kill them you idiot
>>63064797
>>63065046
>>63065775
>>63071124
Why he get choked so much?
>>63065147
>Desperate autists trying their hardest to fit in and... just not getting it.
What did he mean by this?
>>63065147
Someone get this hothead out of here!
>>63062089
Best theme song or BEST THEME SONG?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Sso3h0xMJA
>>63069783
LOL'D
>>63063951
>can fight with space gods
>two slightly super dudes beat him up
These movies are so fucking retarded.
Why dont stark make an armor with the same matter than cpt. America's shield ?
>>63072048
because that would be too logical
>>63065027
The most likeliest thing to happen. Scarlet is not all powerful yet and can only do energy blasts and short range telekinesis at best. Her mind control powers aren't going to go through that helmet of his.
Aside from her and Vision, Ant-Man is the most frightening thing when coupled with Hawkeye.
>>63064735
kek you're right
>>63072048
Vibranium is very rare, I guess.
>>63065000
I first saw it in GoT threads making fun of Selmy Barristan getting btfo in the show with the text "AAAAAH HELP ME GREY WORM"
People adapted it into Captain America and Tony
