Anybody watching the parade?
>>63059449
/k/ here
I've been waiting for this thread to pop up
another year lads
>>63059467
It's the only time where I'm really happy watching tv honestly. It's such a cozy event
Yep, found a stream online so I can park my ass here for 3 hours
WE BACKGROUND NOISE SOON!
>>63059510
Would you mind sharing the link?
>>63059510
Wanna share? I can't find anything other than the official, and we /cordcutters/.
I just want to see some Rockettes.
>>63059538
>>63059541
stream2watch, click nbc
What the fuck /tv/. This is the first year most of you fags aren't watching this. Literal proof it's worse than ever before
>>63059556
>bring in the girls...
>>63059558
Thanks, friendo
So any predictions?
Any more tranny events
Will shit blow up?
http://www.cbsnews.com/live/
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>>63059556
>tfw the black one
You guys think there's gonna be a terrorist attack?
>Conga begins playing
>>63059449
>our favorite, angry birds
JUST kill me senpai
Don't mind me just being the GOAT performance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJm30WUaswk
>starting with spic song and dance
NBC is shitter shattered about Trump
MY favorite part is the obvious lip syncing
>ywn learn how to play the bongos
;__;
SOMEBODY GET AL ROKER OUTTA THERE BEFORE HE SHITS IN THE WHITE HOUSE AGAIN
Macy's is the worst of its kind. Chinos and Tommy Hilfiger as far as the eye can see.
Clowns are creepier when they only have half their faces painted
>this shit will be 100 years old in a decade
jesus christ
how's the turkey smell bros
>>63059703
just went in pham
Can't wait to see what flavor of the month pop stars preform this year. Maybe Rita Ora on the TMNT blimp, or Ellie Goulding on the Garfield float!
Literally Who headliners.
>no macy gray
now who will the green goblin interrupt?
>Woman cuts the ribbon instead of the old lady
STREAM?
NBC not available in my area
>>63059716
Guide says Justin Bieber
>TRAIN
>PANIC AT THE DISCO
>mariah currrrry
>the rest are nonamers
>fiddler on the roof
PLEASE DO THE JEW SONG
>>63059747
>fiddler on the roof
>probably the greatest thing created dealing with the jews
>mutha fucking rich man
best day
/theatrefag/ here.
When do the broadway performances start?
>>63059779
they had better perform rich man
I will die happy if they get everyone in the crowd doing the AY BIDDY BUM BIDDY BUM
>>63059783
It already did.
I'm watching my county version right now
man is this a comfy event
WE LIP SYNC NOW
I can't wait for John Boyega to show up and treat us to his world class acting!
tfw no Filine's parade
tfw no Filine's
>>63059818
this King and I performance is really obvious about this for some reason....
>Watching this instead of "I Had Sex With My Baby Mama's Twin" on Springer right now
Famalam the parade is shit for the first hour, the livethreads only rev up after 10 EST.
>>63059839
Because it sounds like they are in a theater instead of an open street. Also kids don't sound that good.
>>63059818
they always are. too cold + no warm up time + logistics of live tv
>>63059839
>no mics
Well yeah
How much you wanna bet tumblrinas will baw about how this marginalizes Asian culture.
Oh god they're going to do The Wiz. Nobody likes the Wiz, NBC! No one! Not even Michael Jackson fans.
>>63059853
How's the fights?
>>63059833
he's handsome as fuck to be perfectly honest family
>>63059878
yea watching the trainwrecks on /tv/ is usually fun but this year will suck ass
What a lame fucking trick
Are you kidding me
>Diary of a Wimpy Kid
People still read that?
>>63059888
Pretty good, solid 7 twins just wrestled eachother in short skirts over an unemployed manlet and shit gave me a boner.
this is literally one of the worst Broadway shows of the past decade.
Lol
Faking a finger spin
Is it just me, or did it look the Kool-Aid Man crashed into the barriers there?
>>63059907
I remember when it was a webcomic series on some math arcade game.
Well, It doesn't get better than a rollerskating bear. That's the mvp
>>63059912
Fucking kek
I live in Boston, so new eps won't happen for 2 hours. Fucking land of Brady and Harvard.
These cancer surviving kids are goddamn adorable
literally Glee: the tv show
>>63059853
for some reason, my local station that usually shows springer is showing movies all day, so right now the pacifier, starring vin diesel, is on.
>>63059956
>Glee: The TV Performance
Ftfy
Happy Thanksgiving mates
>>63059983
>mates
GET OUTTA HERE
>>63059990
AM I UNDER ARREST OFFICER?
>al roker physically loses the ability to speak when seeing enlarged power rangers
Something Rotten is GOAT.
al roker's going to scare the shit out of some kid
>I-I don't kn-
>I DON'T KNOW
roker fucking chill
Will Farrel has really lost it
>>63059990
Happy Hanukkah then :^)
>nigger shilling shit
Not even theatre is safe from ape culture
This looks obnoxious.
>>63060020
If Al Roker can't have shit-free pants, no one can.
>>63060015
>Zyuranger
>Not even live on the West Coast
Guess I'm watching the Mcdonald's parade isntead
>>63059945
That was Funbrain you pleb
>>63060043
Hey man don't kill my holiday spirit
Besides nobody's making you watch (:
>>63060052
I forgot the name, it's been over a decade since I last went on that site.
Al Roker did a few bumps too many this morning
PREPARE YOURSELVES, GOYIM
>>63060050
> west coast slabs stuck with those clowns
I didnt even know that was a thing
Do you guys think terrorists are actually going to bomb the parade
Is this not the same fucking little girl from earlier?
>>63060114
I think it's a possibility, the boston ones did it with shit concealed in backpacks
And now they're a lot more willing to pull this shit, clearly
How is everyone else watching?
I'm well aware of how shit my tv is
My money goes towards ammo
I don't need to know how to get the lumps out of my gravy Sunny
>>63060114
The Garfield balloon is filled with ISIS terrorists.
>>63060124
the Boston bombers weren't ISIS you dumbdumb
So when's the next Live play? Or did Captain Walken murder it?
>>63060125
>lightning fan
>nugger
>drum mag
>ps2
my nigerian
CBS or NBC
>>63060135
Not all terrorists are ISIS friend
>>63060139
the wiz
and really roker. really
>>63060139
Jaime Alexander is so kawaii...
>>63060135
I know, I'm saying that they did it easily, and that ISIS is definitely more dedicated and uncaring about what happens to them
>>63060151
The parade is on NBC but I think CBS is doing something too
The good stuff is on NBC though
>Jews.
L'CHAIM!
OY VEY GOY
oy vey
>>63059747
>PLEASE DO THE JEW SONG
Your wish has been granted, goyim.
OY!
WHAT IS THIS JEW SHIT!?!?!?!?
YYY
YOY
YYY
I'll never look at Al Roker the same way again.
>>63060122
The one who was interviewed about her playing Dolly Parton?
Blonde girls always tend to have a case of same face, same with asians and blacks.
>>63060148
>dat memeout win against the >kongs last night
Thank you Filppula
is this some kind of meme musical
>>63060202
Jesus Christ
>musicals poor people will never understand
These actors are too attractive to be kikes
>>63060218
You're telling me you have never seen Tourese Recant
>>63060202
>dat woodstock
That fucking ayyylmao "model"
Oy vey
is fiddler on the roof good?
>Jew song
>Star Wars commercial right after
Everyone ready to buy those Star Wars toys during Black Friday?
>doing a spoilers trailer ad
So is the stream ahead of the parade being broadcast on TV?
>Lanaaaaaaaaa
action-packed tbch
>>63060251
define "roof"
>>63060251
Depends on how big your nose is goyim :^)
>>63060275
the top of a house?
Fiddler On The Roof is such a great musical
>YOU CAN BE ANYTHING
Except not really.
Fuck the parade. I'm all about the National Dog Show.
She was too coked out to remember
>thomas the tank engine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=462KBuAhncU
is this the sequel to urinetown?
>BLACKS IN ORANGE JUMPSUITS
nothing new here
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>>63060321
How could you not be?
How come the main four in the wiz are fat
CAN'T YOU FEEL THE BRAND NEW DAY
>>63060360
She has a fat ass
I actually cringed when the guy said
>The Wizard of OZ in an African-American context
>>63060221
What u say aspie?
Everyone is black wtf how is this ok. Even in Peter pan and sound of music they had to shoe horn black people. Where the white people at?
this half assed choreography
>>63060365
>sameposting in threads on different boards
Fucking disgusting anon
You'd think if you were lipsynching you'd be more concerned with the dance moves but I guess not.
So, why do Americans still celebrate the day they started to kill the indigenous people?
MEANWHILE AT NBC HEADQUARTERS
>How ccould we possible get even worse ratings than a drunkard forgetting his lines!?
NOW PRESENTING The Wizard of Oz in an African American context
>>63060377
Your fifteen minutes are up, white boi.
>>63060377
It's the wiz you retard this shit has been around for decades.
>>63060370
He's ugly and has beady eyes. The ones in that dance had blonde hair and blue eyes
>>63060353
>>63060365
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
>>63060390
We're celebrating the death of the white man now, cracker
Huh. Forgot this song was from The Wiz.
That's going to be fun to watch with /tv/.
DA WIZ OF OZIZZLE
>that cowardly lion
>"we want to expand the barafag territory to the urban market"
ok whos the hottest rockette??
do you think they'll ever allow trans people into the rockettes?
Even the Rockettes are fat now
>PURE WHITE ROCKETTES
OH GOD HERE COME THE COMPLAINTS
>>63060457
Don't even see any blacks
>>63060457
come on its whatever year it is give me fucking money
>that stumble as the spotlight dancer
RIP career
>>63060457
Absolutely, that is before the social justice bubble collapses though.
HNNGGGG MY WHITE ROCKETTES ARE BACK
YES
YES
>>63060494
theres an asian rockette
>>63060457
>>63060470
>>63060474
Don't they usually have a bunch of different races I could've sworn they did when I went to see them live
>>63060390
>Reddit getting up extra early to ruin this day
Jew tier. Apply yourself
Wait why is Al Roker leaving his backpack in the middle of the street
>>63060494
>>63060470
I'm sure at least one is a beaner.
>>63060510
>31 RT
what the fuck
>>63060512
>we've got a warm front of TAKBIR approaching from the east
>>63060390
Because without having done so American wouldn't be a first world country and you wouldn't be able to shitpost on a film board
>>63059541
>network TV
>cordcutters
>>63060510
Coming from a jew that statement is hilarious.
Seriously though, celebrating the start of a genocide is pretty hardcore.
Is there more than one parade on? People are saying Al Roker but all I see is a nigger
>>63060390
Thanksgiving started before we killed the injuns, when the pilgrims came over and where somewhat peaceful with them and celebrated the harvest in the fall
Now it's just an excuse to get off work/school and eat a bunch of turkey and ain't nobody really thankful for shit
>>63060510
I HATE THIS SHIT
NATIVE AMERICANS RAIDED AND WARRED AND KILLED EACH OTHER ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME. PLENTY OF THEM WERE SUPER AGGRESSIVE WHY IS EVERYONE BEING SUCH A FAG THIS YEAR
>nypd
I CAN'T BREATHE I CAN'T BREATHE
>>63060541
You beautiful bastard
HERE COMES THE BEST PART
So the chances of bomb happening becasue of isis is how high?
>>63060575
I think that was from last year.
has one of the giant balloons ever gotten completely free and flew off into outer space?
>this is her 60th consecutive march
She doesn't even look that old.
>>63060575
people are ignorant as shit
even to this day those dumb savages can't stand other tribes
a big reason why they were so handily defeated was their outright refusal to join together to fight the white man
>tfw can't even watch the Macy's day parade with /tv/ without the thread being like 30% posts about race
I just want to go back to pretending we are all equal and everyone is equally free desu
Posting for Tom Turkey
>>63060595
I don't think ISIS would be dumb enough to bomb the most American parade on the most American holiday on live American TV
>>63060626
you'd have to revert back to being a kid
>>63060609
Way back when in the first years they had to let go of the balloons because they were too scary for the kids
>>63060636
They should do a skit where a Muslim with a backpack that has a coord running out of it runs into the middle of the parade lookin all angry and panicked, pulls the coord and a giant turkey suit envelops him and he starts dancing
Just to fuck with people
>>63060651
Suppose that's true, adults are so fucking cynical, myself included
I've never been one to get super into holidays but it does make me feel good to see everyone else be happy on those days and the older I get the more it just seems like fake bullshit to sell turkeys and electronics
CHARLIE BROWN HYPE.
lip synch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOS-glcut1s
>black meme weatherman
>golden voice
I'm so tired of this neo-R&B music
This belongs at a strip club
>urban percussion
HOLY SHIT this lip synching isn't even trying anymore
also
>goldieblox
I thought that fucking feminist building block company failed after they stole the beastie boys song
>>63060595
>tfw this is the only reason I'm watching
kek, this intro with Al and the director reminds me of Jingle All the Way with the music
God fucking dammit. In was supposed to wake-up an hour and a half ago to watch the parade with you guys. Now I gotta watch the delayed parade because I'm in the central time zone.
And all my fucking meats are gonna get started cooking late. Fuck. Now the brisket won't be done until one and I got rush peeling potatoes and shit.
>they just cut the ribbon on TV
How the fuck are people so far ahead
Did Adventure Time stop spouting bullshit philosophical twaddle yet
>>63060745
>brisket
do explain your recipe
If you are an American watching hoping to see bombs you should have your citizenship revoked and a cactus stuffed in your urethra
Has The Book of Mormon ever performed in the parade?
>practiced for 40 hours
>stepping all over each other
>girl throws a baton on the ground after 20 seconds
>tfw no maria
>Rapping Sesame Street
Seriously?
>>63060794
th-that was intentional!
>>63060752
which channel are you on?
NBC is showing Questlove with the Sesame Street puppets
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
That would be great if Sulu sucked the BBC.
>>63060753
/co/mmrade here, I think they did.
>>63060774
Too inappropiate for kids, bro.
I'm certain that the muppets are lip synching frauds
Holy shit that Takei
>>63060819
that one probably had a lot of old people scratching their heads
>>63060817
Apparently there is some delay for central time zone
What the fuck
WHO IS BEST SESAME STREET
>>63060812
>>63060819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhWUFXvaZjo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT7nD02Im5E
hello kitty looked like she was gonna steer that thing into the building for a second
>>63060849
forgetful jones
Is Martin the last remaining OG?
>>63060845
OH MY
>>63060849
ONE.. ONE AMAZING COUNTING VAMPIRE
AH HA HA
>>63060849
The free autism bux
>someone gets run over at a time kids are watching
Keep it up, NBC
>dinner is the last thing you want to think about
Fuck up, nigger
>>63060794
>average practice day is ~2 hours
>20 days to learn all of the movements, music, and make actual shapes
No wonder they were shit
>>63060849
the autistic one who immediately got porn drawn
>the King and I
How far behind am I?
Jocelyn a qt.
>>63060940
an hour or so
>more fucking R&B
>/tv/ up at 10am watching macy's thanksgiving day parade
What? Can't catch everything that goes on around here I guess
>>63060754
Marinated it overnight in Italian dressing mixed with el chupacabra brisket seasoning. It was supposed to be in the slow cooker at 8am now everything is late.
lmoa that guys dance moves
>trey songs
>>63060959
>Neo-R&B
GET RID OF THIS FAGGY NU-R&B
>>63060940
I'm central time zone too, bro.
Rap and RnB everytime
>>63060980
uh it's songz
>>63060745
Don't worry friend I'm in central here too
Set my alarm every year so I'm not late :)
Wimpy Kid stopped being good after Rodrick Rules
>Diary of a Wimpy Kid
What kid gives a shit about that even when it first came out?
>>63060984
>>63060986
I've wanted this shit to die since the 90s
why the fuck is it still here?
>stopping to shill something every five minutes
Fuck this
>>63060959
Gotta entertain the Blacks, y'know. Parade's free for them.
It just sounds like they're playing whatever song they want to play
