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What if the finale of Married With Children had ended like this:
>Al and Peggy get into an argument
>Peggy starts berating and mocking Al again
>his kids join into
>he goes upstairs, loads a shotgun, places it in his mouth and blows the top of his head off
>the last ten minutes of the episode are his family discovering the body, scenes of screaming and crying, as ambulance and police crew arrive
How that show ended, by the way? What happened?
>>63058498
That would defeat the purpose of the whole show.
Al himself stated that he was a true winner because he didn't kill himself despite the circumstances making him look like a total loser.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rYvSYRy570
>>63058498
>Al and Peggy get into an argument
>Peggy starts berating and mocking Al again
>his kids join into
>he goes upstairs, loads a shotgun, shoots Peggy and Bud
>the last ten minutes of the episode are Al violently raping Kelly until the cops arrive, having been called by neighbours following the gunshots
Would watch.
They didn't even get a final show. They were all forced to pack up their dressing rooms and leave right after their contracts weren't picked up.
>>63058560
Or even better, he keks Bud by fucking Kelly right in front of him, but Bud can't do anything cause his legs are broken.
>>63058592
Hands shot up, too, so he can't even jerk it. Good notes.
>>63058591
Ed O'Neil found out while he was on vacation from some couple that was staying in the room next to his.
Ed Oneil said he wanted a final episode where the Bundys win the lottery then their house gets hit by a tornado.
>>63058552
mfw
The final episode was suppose to be the bundy's winning the lottery but their house gets destroyed by a tornado killing all of them
Darcy was suppose to find the ticket in the wreckage at the end
>>63058552
Lol his life isn't even bad at all. Peggy is hot, at least 7/10 and he can still play football for fun with Bud if he wants. He could've coached Bud to be a good football player and lift weights and gain weight so he could make the high school team.
All his problems are just him having a bad attitude, poor diet, and not putting any effort into his relationships with his family. They have a perfectly nice middle class suburban lifestyle.
>>63059234
Bud's like 5'4'', I don't know much about football, but I guess you have to be a bit taller to make the high school team
>>63058748
>>63059231
Was that supposed to be a jab at Roseanne?
>>63059267
Damn, Google lists him at 5'3". I knew he was short, but I didn't think he was that short.
>>63058527
Kelly's wedding with that thug if I remember correctly
>>63058498
No I wouldn't want that for Al.
>>63059337
That's the way these sitcoms are cast.
The dad is the tallest, then the wife, then the oldest sibling, and so on.
No idea how this worked back then as Bud and Kelly were kids when they were cast, but still, makes sense.
>>63058498
You really didn't get the show at all, right?
>That episode where Marcy gets drunk at a christmas work party and starts dancing and xeroxing her ass and passes out
>>63058498
Nah he should have shot the rest of the family, have blood splatter all over him, then sit down on the bloody sofa and put his hand in his pants.
>>63059267
My little cousin is in varsity at his school and he's 5"4'.
With that said, he's /fit/ embodied and is fast as hell, so he makes up for it.
>>63058592
fun fact, ed was fucking both katey and christina behind the scenes
>>63059234
Peggy is awful. She let herself go, is extremely selfish, doesn't work (as far as I remember) yet refuses to do any basic house work like cooking and cleaning, berates him constantly in front of their son and daughter who then join in, talks shit about him to everyone she knows, undermines and mocks every last fantasy or desire he ever had, and constantly steals his money and spends it on her own selfish material desires.
Remind me what's good about Peggy again?
Bundys never quit, you cunt.
I always wondered what would happen if someone did a eoisode like this.
I always imagined like halfway through that 70's show kitty is in the kitchen, someone breaks through the glass door and blows her brains out. And throughout the episode they greive and find the body.
Next episode its normal again but kitty is gone forever.
>>63060314
hello <21 year old virgin
>>63058498
psycho dad would have killed his family and then moved on.
>>63060314
>Remind me what's good about Peggy again?
she was goodlooking and wanted sex all the time.
>>63060314
>she let herself go
If the definition of 'let herself go' is Peggy Bundy, I'll fucking take it.
>Katey in top form
>prime Christina Applegate
Who do you pick?
>>63058498
Final episode should've been Al becoming pshyco dad.
>virgins calling other people virgins
>>63060314
>let herself go
>>63060614
Christina
She was in her optimus prime back then
>>63060566
If you think Peggy Bundy was attractive, that's fine, but would you live your life with her despite everything else that's terrible about her, which is almost everything?
>>63059302
I don't think so...though that would have been funny.
I think it was just that Bundy's could never win.
I'd like to see a real happy ending for them, I know its out of character for the show but it would have been nice.
Deep down they really did care about each other.
>>63060314
she had big tits and was actually a funny female (when she wasn't being mean to al) and constantly wanted Al's dick
she was always horny but never cheated despite Al being to tired to bang her.
For a guy working at a shoe store Al had a decent life.
>>63060965
>and was actually a funny female (when she wasn't being mean to al)
Ok so she was occasionally funny and not mean to Al, even though she was usually mean to him. Everything else boils down to sex and that's it. The shit to good ratio is still heavily stacked in favor of shit. Her never cheating was the only remarkable thing about her character. Al never cheated either (again as far as I remember). Not cheating isn't exactly something anyone deserves extra credit for, though. That's just kind of something you're supposed to do.
>For a guy working at a shoe store Al had a decent life.
I'll agree with this. His life was at least a little better than he ever gave it credit for.
>>63060804
No, I'm not disagreeing on that point. I just think the idea that someone views her as someone who let herself go is funny.
>>63060652
She never cheated on Al did she?
>>63060259
no way!
>>63060223
this tbhonest
Just watch the porn parodies. It's like finding two lost episodes only with porn in it. It's faithful to the characters and the humor in it.
Only thing missing is the theme song, but hey.
>>63058498
Sounds like an epic crazy ending wow! So random and hardcore you're really funny you know? Where's the upvote button??
>>63059234
It was the 80s man, if you weren't a 10/10 Chad with a 100,000 income, you had a shit life.
Look at the geek loser characters we have now, and look at the geek loser characters back then. Bud Bundy, Gary and Wyatt, etc, are just average guys now.
>>63060223
> Psycho Dad theme song starts playing
>Bud's doll was named Isis
>Al's hatred of the French
Conspiracy?
>>63058498
I would've loved to see a series finale in which Al and Peggy divorce and he is left alone with just the house and a cheap TV and he realizes he's happier that way.
>>63064674
He could have a sidekick, a talking bunny maybe.
>>63064857
Maybe Bud could've stayed, or the husband of that annoying neighbor or the exhusband or something.
Post Kelly.
>>63065244
It's a shame that was such a dark time for production values in TV. Image quality of the show is garbage-fire tier.
>>63064164
Please tell me there's Peg/Kelly scenes.
>>63065349
Nope. Some of the fringe studios need to start doing those things. I'm burned every fucking time. Maybe the mainstreams have market research indicating people don't WANT to see the Bundys or whoever fucking each other, but there's a shit load of slash and manips out there suggesting otherwise.
Both of the parodies are solidly 'cest-free, sapphic or otherwise (I'm going by preview screens because why would I download that jazz otherwise).
>Al divorces Peg for a busty latina
>bud grows up to be gay
>kelly marries a real estate salesman
And you didn't even have to make it a new series.
>>63058498
Al Bundy is cursed to live with his family. Thats his punishment. The Bundy curse wouldn't let him get out of it that easy. He wouldn't be allowed to an hero.
>>63058498
>>the last ten minutes of the episode are his family discovering the body, scenes of screaming and crying, as ambulance and police crew arrive
That is NOT MwC you fucking pleb
What would happen is
>they would all laugh like idiots and be happy
>3 months pass and they have nothing to eat and get their asses sued by the IRS or something for not paying bills and they're shown crying "Al/Daddy"
>Al is shown on the clouds briefly laughing
>But God punishes him for that by sending him to hell
>Al:"Oh well nothing can be worse than being alive"
>Goes to hell
>Sees shoe store and he's forced to work as a shoe salesman
>100 fat women come in the store
>He meets Satan...who is Marcy
>He screams grabs a gun and shoots himself but it doesn't do anything to him because he's dead
>He's stuck there forever
The End!
>>63064516
>al bundy kills his his family
>it ain't me starts playing
>>63065318
It looks like shit because it was shot on Tape
It has nothing to do with production values
>>63060566
agreed
JUST
>>63068189
God the things I would do to Katey Sagal.
Bonus points if she acts like Leela
>>63068017
Don't really know what you mean, bro. If I make a film where I spend ten billion dollars on the sets and lighting and make-up etc, then shoot it on Hi-8, are you telling me you'd look at it and say "Great production values"?
