three words
JUST
looks like shit
>people pay money to watch this
>implying Iron Manlet wouldn't vaporize them both if he wanted
fancy dress zumba
>>63057391
TONY HELP!
who /bucky/ here
:3
>merely eighty six more marvel films in production
I used to be on a roleplaying forum where we pretended to be established characters are fight each other in convoluted, crossover storylines. Most characters were from fighting games ala Street Fighter or KoF. My character was Iron Man. In order to not be overpowered, I constantly had to explain why my suit was malfunctioning and why I had to start fighting people in melee combat instead of just vaporizing them from space.
...I guess what I'm trying to say is, this movie looks like it was written by fourteen year old me.
>>63057391
buckley sheild cgi
>>63057391
TONY HELP ME
>>63057391
WAKE ME UP
>>63057391
yet more capeshit
>>63057457
The epitome of autism.
HELP TONY, HES TOO FAST
>>63057491
How so?
>>63057415
Yeah, what happened to his fucking laser from Iron Man 2 that could slice robots made from solid titanium in half? The one shot deal?
>>63057742
I guess he didn't want to kill them.
Or the creators forgot it happened - it wouldn't surprise me.
>>63057391
The graphics on that game look pretty good.
Is it Xbone or PS4?
>>63057491
fuck you I used to roleplay on forums all the time.
It was the best years of my life.
>>63057391
I was too
>>63057391
Chk these dubs
You are now aware that you live in a world, a terrifying world, where there are people right this moment who use terms such as "canon" and "cinematic universe" when talking about films and television shows.
A terrifying world where imagined characters on a screen are required, according to those who discuss them, to adhere to "ground rules" set out by the creators of said-characters. A terrifying world where those that discuss these characters and their actions, are actually enraged if said-characters deviate from the mannerisms expected of them, the mannerisms that may have initially been set in the pages of a comic book.
Think about that. A comic book. For children. Yes, pictures and words on the same page, which are meant to be read by children, that are actually read by adults who then bicker and express their frustration at film-translations of these comic books not being "faithful". Faithful to a comic book. That's supposed to be read by young children.
This is your world. This is the world of capeshit. Terrifying, isn't it?
>>63057391
>super heroes fight each other but nobody wins because that would require establishing that one is stronger than the other
>studio execs aren't willing to do that because it would actually make the marvel universe make some sense
>at the end of the movie nothing will be changed and no hierarchy of heroes established
>one or two worthless characters that aren't interesting enough for a standalone movie will be killed off to make you think the movie had a good plot when it really didn't
>>63057415
He could but obviously he doesn't want to kill them.
>>63057964
who cares, they're just movies, get a life
>>63057391
capeshit and chill
>>63057964
Fuck off, retard.
>people still watch childish superhero films where grown men dress up in costumes
I worked on the movie
his suit is damaged by Bucky
>>63057964
yeah OooOoooOOOOOoo so scary
>>63058049
No one but you cares, you bitter faggot.
>>63057964
film-translations? just say adaptations
>>63057964
>mfw I read this copypasta in his voice every time
The next few films are really going to start the downfall of Marvel
I mean, who gives a fuck about Doctor Strange? The only people that are going to watch it are Cumberbatch fan retards
>>63058049
yeah its fucking embarrassing
>>63058159
same here tbqh
who gives a fuck about memelord
![1389324074452[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/MOjsap1.gif "1389324074452[1].gif")
>>63057560
>>63058292
memelord is fun and comfy and you know it.
>>63058159
>I mean, who gives a fuck about Doctor Strange? The only people that are going to watch it are Cumberbatch fan retards
People said the exact same thing about Ant-Man and it made $520 million at the worldwide box office
Hella. F***king. Epic!!!
MARVEL BTFO!
MARVEL BTFO!
>>63058502
they can inflate the numbers as much as they want but its still a forgettable flick
SAVE ME BUCKY
>>63058593
literally DBZ
>>63058502
you kidding? Dr. Strange is awesome
all the magic fans will flock to it, it's gonna be like watching an adult and cynical Harry Potter fuck some shit up
>>63057742
Was in Avengers. Javris said its useless.
>>63058593
>have superman powers
>wear a shitty iron armor
>>63058593
That's badass
>>63058593
>those shitty camera zooms and shaky cam
>that shit tier cgi armour
>>63058593
Fucking shitty zooms in that film.
>>63058685
Kryptonian iron
>>63057908
How was that teenage romance? Oh wait
>>63057457
>when I was younger I had autism
>I still do
>>63057562
>Good structure
>Failure at humor
>Somewhat childish
It had this autism spectrum vibe
>>63057391
I didn't notice that Bucky got Cap's shield in the trailer. That's cool.
>>63058593
Holy fuck am I glad I walked out of that movie an hour in.
>>63058593
>Man of Dragonball Z
>>63057391
BUCKY HELP ME
>>63058593
ALRIGHT WHICH WISE GUY THREW THE CAR?
>>63058609
That doesn't matter. We're talking about when these films will start to bring about the downfall of Marvel. All that matters is whether they sell or not, and they're still selling.
Iron Man should just fly away.
>>63058593
fight scenes should almost always be shot wide
this nolan-esque zoom-fight shit has to stop
Reminder that Tony is the villain in Civil War
>>63057391
>my girlfriend ran in and shoved her dirty laptop on me just to show me this scene
fucking normies
Two words, United States, no love, no brakes
Low brow, high stakes, crack smoke, black folks
Big Macs, fat folks, ecstasy capsules
Presidential scandals, everybody MOVE
Two words, Mos Def, K West, hot shit
Calm down, get back, ghetto people, got this
Game ball, lock shit, dump off, cock shit
We won't stop shit, everybody MOVE
Two words, BK , NY, bedstuy
Two hawks, too hungry, too many, that's why
These streets know game, can't ball, don't play
Every traffic, one lane, everybody MOVE
Two words, Mos Def, black check, hot shit
Calm down, get back, ghetto people, got this
Game point lock, long pump cocked
We won't stop, everybody MOVE
>>63059586
>Comic critics and fans hate this scene because they're all fedora-tippers
Truly an unfortunate hobby to have an interest in.
>>63057391
Wow that CG is horrifically rubbery and inhuman in movement.
>>63057391
AHH THEY'RE BEATING ME UP
SAVE ME REED
>>63059572
>nolan-esque zoom
That's a Snyder thing. Nolan uses a fairly narrow FOV but for the most part he uses steady shots with little movement.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDuetklFtDQ
>>63058159
>The next few films are really going to start the downfall of Marvel
Yeah been seeing this claimed before the release of every Marvel movie since Ironman 2.
Still waiting on it to actually happen
iron man can fly though
>>63057391
i never see captain america fighting like this in the avengers. why is joss such a hack
>>63059632
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
>>63059640
There's a lot of shit in Dark Knight Rises, but that fight scene is excellent.
>>63058593
I haven't watched it, but i assume this is a pre-release version of the fight? Like those ones from x-men origins: wolverine. Right?
>>63059601
its a dope track tbqhfam
too bad that artist is long gone
>>63059804
probably one of the least exciting fights in the history of film
>>63057457
>when I was 14
Goddamn I was hoping for 10 or MAYBE 11. Son, I'm afraid you've got a touch of the 'tism.
>>63058593
When he comes towards the camera at the end of the clip, the CGI head on the armour looks like one of those montage parodies with a maymay face edited in there
>>63057391
heartless cgi shitfest
>>63059982
They seem to composite some video of the actor's face onto the 3d model as they zoom in. Very strange when you watch closely.
>>63060024
Of course it's heartless when you watch soundless 7 second long exert of 2 hours long movie. You expected deep, emotional content from those 7 seconds?
>capeshit
>>63057391
Look at the way he throws that shield...
jesus christ, what a mess.
>>63060205
You could get that from a 7 second webm of this scene anon
>>63058106
Unlike Marvel, who repackages the same generic macguffin-plot into a new movie every year while stopping only to change the actors and dialogue to keep up with the newest tumblr obsessions and reddit memes, DC's films are actually attempting to be visually and tonally distinct in an effort to elevate the superhero genre from mediocre blockbuster garbage to artistic tales weaving themes of morality and sacrifice into monumental and dynamic epics on screen while also questioning the very essence of what society deems a 'hero'. The difference is honestly night and day; during a Marvel movie the viewer is more likely to gobble down popcorn while during a DC film the viewer will likely take out a pen and paper and start taking notes.
>>63060312
there's nothing wrong with the way he throws the shield, you kek
>>63060312
>more cgi shields
when will they learn
>>63057391
HELLA FUCKIN' EPIC
>>63060312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
>having superhuman strength
>punching a guy wearing armor that helps him travel through portals and fight gods
>>63058593
when is this game coming out senpai?
>> feels
>>63060891
>head obviously CGI'ed in
pathetic
marvel is falling apart
>>63057742
Looks like he's in some gimped emergency suit
>>63057391
looks like shit
>>63060970
RDJ barely does anything in those movies anymore. Watch both Avengers movies and count how long he's on screen as an actual person versus how long he's on screen as CGI and thus working in a voice booth somewhere.
Then divide that time by his paycheque and weep.
>>63060312
>Even the fucking shield is CGI
>They couldn't bother to make a plastic fucking shield
>>63057391
Dull bleak colors
hella fkn epic!! xd
>>63058593
>Friendly Car Man: Superman please stop! Look at the destruction you're causing!
>>63058593
Well fuck, I didn't know they made a decent Dragon ball Z movie.
>>63059606
Guy who dresses up in a devil costume us giving a philanthropist shit for opposing him. He's Judas for not siding with the devil? Daredevil confirmed blind to irony as well. Is he super retarded too?
>>63058049
>grown men dress up in costumes
Isn't that every movie though? are actors required to supply their own outfits
>>63059586
him explaining the reference completely ruins it
>>63059632
Does he actually lose his arm?
>>63057391
>Still looks like a mde for tv movie
Marvel can't into cinematography
>>63057457
> I used to be on a role playing forum
And /tv/ isn't?
YOU'RE A BIG GUY
>>63058593
The power of PS3
shakemyhead tobehonest family
>>63058049
See you at the BvS premier, buddy.
>>63058593
>>63058593
Is this a video game cut-scene?
>>63057742
>that could slice robots made from solid titanium in half
your hyperbole is cute if not tiresome
>>63059640
>this nolan-esque zoom-fight shit has to stop
Look at this fucking retard.
>>63057391
Looks like Marvel is going to beat DC again. If this actually makes more money than Batman Vs Superman then it's over for DC. BvS should sell itself, two legends going at it, but knowing DC they'll fuck it up like Man of Steel.
AAHHH RHODEY HELP ME THERES TWO OF THEM
>>63057391
christ that looks awful
>>63059586
>sleep well judas
this is why capecomics are so awful
>>63058593
>10+ succesful movies
>1 movie
>BTFO
>>63060970
And yet the Movies are Cash Cows while you little fags are bitching about it on a chinese image board.
Hoping that the next Marvel movie will " of course fail " is the /tv/ version of /pol " Happening "
>>63059804
kek are you serious?
the fight is too slow and choreographed
>>63065823
Look, I like Marvel but objectively they've made more bad movies than good ones. And CW was one of the movies I was the most hyped for.
Instead what do we get? The "civil war" is essentially a small skirmish between Cap and Tony over Bucky.
And they got really lazy with the CGI.
The Hulk/BW scene in AOU looked like something from an early 2000s flick.
>>63063040
>Dissing one of marvel's best superheroes.
>on a day we should be thankful
>>63063147
This, otherwise I like it.
>>63059804
I hope you're fucking kidding, anon. Holy shit.
>>63058593
That also looks like a fucking cartoon. What anime did this come from?
>>63067263
HELLA.
F*KING
EPIC
>>63067292
>>63067321
>>63067351
>movie called Civil WAR
>plot is two homos vs Iron Man and friends holding back on lethal weapons and pretending to be hurt by semi-normal humans punching and kicking him despite previously tanking tank shells
Epic Marvel, simply epic
>>63067383
>>63058675
Yeah against a giant inter dimemsional FLYING space slug
>>63058050
Did he pull out the power supply from tonys armor?
>>63067412
>>63067435
>>63057457
>I used to have autism
>I still do but I used to as well
>>63067468
>>63067504
>>63058159
I was excited about Doctor Strange. Until I heard Cumberbatch was cast.
>>63067531
>>63063669
The face that says
>Bake desu sempai
>>63059572
Whoever first discovered all the camera tricks to "fake" a good fight scene should be shot.
>>63060891
Does rode die?
>>63067557
Doesn't RDJ's contract expire after Civil War? Figure Iron Manlet's going to die in that case.
>>63067581
>>63067557
>tfw it wasnt worth it
>>63067606
>Cap literally goes to war for Bucky.
>Just two dudes being bros.
>>63066631
Do you think Tony knows Bucky killed his parents?
>>63067634
>>63067649
When did that happen?
>>63067660
>>63067682
>>63067700
ironman is a fucking douche
literally reddit: the character
>>63067700
>>63067796
>>63067822
>>63067557
omg
>>63067902
>>63067920
>>63067952
>>63057391
Help me Bucky!
>>63067972
>>63058593
I don't get why people are bitching about this looking like a cartoon, that's about as good as you could expect this shit to look, it's two OP strongmen fucking shit up and fighting each other I mean it's gonna be CG it's gonna be silly this is about as good as this shit is gonna look.
>>63067580
Nah just the arc reactor torn out. So the suit is locked up and he's like fuck it I'm done
>>63067999
>>63058593
this was one of the worst movies i've ever seen, next to 300: rise of an empire.
i had to turn it off.
>>63057391
They kill cap,replace him with a nigger,who is a sjw,and fights republicans so America can be flooded with mexicans and terrorist.
I'm not good with numbers so i might have went over the limit.
>>63068031
>>63063280
>mde
>>63068078
>>63057391
Why the fuck has Iron Man suddenly become an incompetent flailing retard in this webm?
Remember in the movies where he could blast people with palm lasers and send people flying with his punches?
>>63060891
muh poor dead nigger ;(
>>63068112
because if they didn't nurf ironman the movie would be 5 minutes long and 4 of that would be tony one liners
>>63067581
DUDE STOP SALUTING LMAO
>>63068112
because they have better reaction speed
>>63068247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxqKgAu-RVk
>Barehanded punch to a guy wearing high-tech power armor
>it actually hurts him
>>63068068
>people out hunting mexicans for sport
>cap fights them
waaaa he's being mean to meeeeeee only people who agree with me should be allowed to be represented waaaaaaaaaaaa
you're just like the sjws
>>63068330
Who said anything about hurt? Superstrong guy sent him flying, but it doesn't seem to have caused much real harm.
>>63068385
Nice dentures, Tony.
>>63060970
This has been done since the first Iron Man movie, retard.
>>63059586
>bible shit
I'm glad I'm not so white trash as to actually be into comics.
>>63062782
I think you're retarded
>>63068336
Borders exist for a reason. You're fucking retarded faggot. Make sure you buy plenty of sjw comics, I won't.
>>63068497
This is why people talk about bitter atheists, you know. A Catholic character makes reference to what is arguably the most famous and retold story of betrayal in Western culture, and sit there and grump about how it's intended for a white trash audience. You can appreciate is as a literary metaphor even if you don't believe the story is true.
>>63060312
>>63057391
Is this sped up? It looks like a vaudeville sketch.
This is how CW came to be in comics.
>>63068657
Thanks for posting, anon.
>comes to /tv/ to storytime Civil War because even /co/ doesn't like it
>>63068657
ty m8
>>63068260
>>63068292
>>63068315
>>63068352
>Namor being a godtier bro towards the Hulk
damn man they musta really gotten tight when they, along with strange and surfer, were the original defenders.
fucking love this writing. so much better than the hamfisted avengers vs xmen and the fallout from that.
>>63068539
Namor's reaction here is one of my all-time favorite panels in comics. The use of Namor to encapsulate the absurdity of the moment with that condescending "I fucking knew it" grin is pretty brilliant in it's minimalism especially coming from Bendis of all people.
>>63058593
Were all those snap zooms really in the movie? Why did Snyder thing this was a good idea? Why does Abrams still think this is a good idea?
>>63057457
kids do funny things when they get a sense of community and belonging out of it
>>63068657
thanks for posting senpai
>>63068657
awesome, thanks dude
>>63058450
Underrated
>>63067321
>explaining a Pyrrhic victory to ANYONE, let alone Mr. Fucking Fantastic
comic writing everyone
jesus this is pathetic
>>63068846
What? Isn't he talking to Captain America?
>>63057391
phuc dat bich#teamcap
>>63068846
He's talking to Cap's corpse, anon. Read all the way through before you post.Implying every medium doesn't occasionally have a character explain something blindingly obvious to 60% of the audience, and totally foreign to the rest
>>63068919
that's who I meant, I went retarded
>>63067634
>hung
>not hanged
Comic writer confirmed for not knowing basic English
>>63069110
>Implying they wouldn't make sure he was really dead first before stringing him up
No way I'd try to dangle live Cap from a rope, that's a scene just begging for a dramatic rescue.
>>63058050
>his suit is damaged by Bucky
Does Bucky have adamantium lock picks
>>63068009
>that's about as good as you could expect this shit to look
> Zod still lit from front with giant explosion behind him
Mhm
>>63060891
is iron man stood in a hole?
>>63068657
thanks, m8
>>63058593
Trash.
No wonder Iron Man 3 stomped its ass in all the CG awards.
>>63068630
> Reed behaving like a normal man
Are you shitting me
>>63069336
he's just really short i think
>>63057391
Pls, no bully
>>63057457
I used to pretend I was a girl for almost 6 years from age 17- 22 for a Jedi Outcast community clan.
I even rose to clan recruiter and recruited new members, and then eventually to moderator status and hosted weekly practice meetings and tournaments against other clans. Was part of the JO middling community as well, all the while pretending to be a teenage girl. For forum profile photos I used some girls pictures I found on MySpace. I choose someone who was atteactive, bit not necessarily hot so it was believable.
When I grew tired of the community I just told them that I enlisted in the Navy, then a couple months later I told them I was being deployed this was at the middle of the iraq/Afghanistan and then I never posted again.
They probably thought I died overseas or something.
>>63057391
AARGH, BUCKY, HEEEELP!
