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Anon, stop sitting in your room watching French movies and come
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Anon, stop sitting in your room watching French movies and come join your family for Thanksgiving.
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>movies

Uh, actually it is cinéma.
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>>63056885
Jokes on you mom, I am playing Fallout 4
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i don't stay home when this happens.

mom will always try to force me out and socialize.

i'll just bundle up and sit in the park. or spend 5 hours riding light-rail.
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>>63056885
FUCK OFF LA REGLAY DE JEW IS ONE OF THE GREATEST ARTISTIC ACHIEVEMENTS OF THE PAST CENTURY YOU PLEBS!!!
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>I'm part of a white family now
am I finally white?
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UHH NO MOM, I'M ALMOST 30, IF I WANT TO SIT IN MY GODDAMN ROOM WATCHING MOVIES INSTEAD OF SITTING WITH THE STUPID FAMILY I WILL.

Fucking moms, amirite le fellow anons?
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TELL THE FAMILY TO PUT ON SOME DECENT FUCKING CLOTHS AND GET SOME DECENT FUCKING TABLEWARE!!
And change that damn table cloth while you're at it.
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Who the fuck are the Leslies?

And who in the name of fuck needs to be asked to be present at the family table for celebrations?
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Do Americans not get drunk at family dinners?

I don't get how you can feel awkward in this scenario since you can just sit down, drink some wine and not care
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>>63056885
>watching movies in your room
awful

>>63056908
>Fallout 4
even worse
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goddamn white people are terrifying
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>>63056885
you guys just dont understand me
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>tfw each year more and more people come to your Thanksgiving dinner

I just want to be with my parents but more and more relatives keep coming.
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>>63056969
Nice 6969 dubs
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>>63056940
This x1000
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>So anon why don't you have a girlfriend yet?
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>It's 2015
>not smoking a half ounce of weed a day never leave the room and have all your food slid under the door to you
>you know its christmas because mom's sugar cookies go from turkey shaped to santa shaped
>slices of turkey are good but without the gravy it is only ok
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>>63056982
Sounds pretty fucking awesome tbqh senpai
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>>63057012
Do you really smoke half an ounce a day? I'm on half an ounce a fortnight and I'm already pissed off I get through that much so quickly.
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>look who finally decided to come out and join us!
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I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT GRANDMA THIS FELLINI ISN'T GOING TO WATCH ITSELF
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>>63056998
THANKSGIVING IS CANCELLED
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>>63056982
This guy gsts it. Theres all these cousins and uncles you never saw before and yet you are supposed to know each one of them by name or else you will leave a bad impression on them. Absolutely awkward. I just want to be with momma and papa.
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>>63057038
Switch to a vaporizer. I went from a half o a week to less than an 8th a week.

Stick with glorious german engineering and go with the Volcano or PLENTY.
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>mfw going to be dragged to the local bar that all the people from high school go to on thanksgiving break
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>>63056982
Cool moustache.
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>>63057096
I've got a MFLB but I feel like it's way too weak to get as fucked as I want to be.
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This is the first thanksgiving a long time that i actually have no one to eat it with.
I don't even think i'm going to have any fucking turkey.
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>>63057096
>vaping

hey you know that thing you like to do? Well I invented something that is 3x as expensive and 75% as fun. plus it makes your grass smell like popcorn

>MOM, GIVE ME ANOTHER DOOR PANCAKE PLZ
>fuck yeah mickey style one
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amerifats are doing it wrong eating turkey in november
completely devalues christmas dinner and makes it less special
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>>63057135

Go to KFC f a m
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>come sit next to your pretty 14-year-old cousin!
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>>63057153

>implying we care about yuropoverty opinions on our holidays
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>>63057153
we have turkey on both NYUGGA
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>>63057135
>I don't even think i'm going to have any fucking turkey.

why not? Go out and buy the turkey and defrost it under running cold water. it is like 15 dollars.

Then just buy a pack of stuffing and stuff the thing. bag of cranberries boiled on the stove add some OJ there you go. Sack of taters is like 5 bucks mash em up with butter salt and pepper.

there is a reason why everyone's grandma does the thanksgiving turkey...because it is easy as hell. We just pretend that it is difficult

>>63057111

Oh hey look at me I still have my youth. My friends aren't all married or dried out alcoholics pin a medal on him.

>goes to the BWW to meet up with HS clique
>In the Blink of a Young Girls Eye starts playing
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>>63057111
>tfw people are all the same and you're not like them
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>>63056885
Non. Au revoir.
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>>63057185
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>>63057163
>grampa giving you that fucking half assed smile of disdain
>your fucking older brother grabbing at his wifes fucking cooch as he gives you that "yer a fucking weirdo m8" look
>your sisters boyfriend with that lmao i'm so much better than this faggot laugh
>your mom with that please don't make a scene again smile
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>>63057164
>implying the genocide of the natives should be any cause of celebration
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>>63057153
That's why we fast prior christmas
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>>63057185
>ifunny.co
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>>63057153

I know its not acceptable in Europe anymore but Honey Baked Ham is the Christmas dish of truly enlightened people
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>>63057217
we muslim now
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>>63057215
>implying it shouldn't
Have you ever actually met a native american? Fucking worthless people m8.
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>>63057215
>things 3rd worlders say

at this point, literally, and i mean honestly, seriously and literally, fuck off
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>>63057185

>when you have to tell the same story about your life over and over again
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>>63056917
hello twin cities
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>>63057244
I haven't because your ancestors killed them all m8
Also you probably only think that because your corrupt government has brainwashed you to believe that filthy sheeple
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>>63057231
that does sound pretty dope actually
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>>63056885
I'm very busy.
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>>63057272
Don't you have some Pakis to get beheaded by?
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>>63057279

Ham + Mashed Potatoes + Green Bean Casserole

Thats all you really need right there for Christmas
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>>63056885
>all these ugly people
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>>63057244
>smoking cig at lunch
>filthy native comes up to me
>probably drunk
>probably, kek
>runny nose like a 2nd grade tard
>asks me for money
>sorry man I don't carry cash
>staring at me smoking
>can I help you?
>can I have a smoke
>last one. Sorry.
>walks away in stupor
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>>63057061
yuck, who comes out for that pleb senpai desu
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>>63056885
Fuck you plebs, look at lil nigga at the end of the table. This motherfucking idiot kid probably likes marvel. You like marvel you little marvel drone fuckin idiot? huh? Any of you stupid plebs even understand aesthetic integrity? you cinematic niggers and nolan babbies probably haven't even heard of tarkovsky. You. Bitch, yes you I know your dumb ass doesn't even understand significant imagery or sub plots you stupid bitch. Probably just thinkin about next george clooney movie where he plays george clooney starring and directed by george clooney, you understand absolutely nothing about cinematography. Just look at this absolute shit show of a table, do you understand you're just feeding into a narrative created to get you to never think about your existential purpose or any kind of philosophical meaning? No you wouldn't you stupid little faggot niggers, running around talking about which super hero is gonna appear next to which other super hero in tights in front of a green screen next. I swear to god if I have to come back out here you little shits are in trouble.
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>>63057283
>implying I'm not a refugee
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>>63057272
>you probably only think that because your corrupt government has brainwashed you to believe that
Fuck no, i live in central oregon, which is right next to a couple of reservations and the casinos they got all over the fucking place.
You get to see reservationists all the fucking time, and they are sketchy as fuck to be around as they are usually high on meth or drunk as fuck and looking to rob people.
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>>63057299
>look at lil nigga at the end of the table
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>>63057288
>Mashed Potatoes
aaaand you lost me
it's either roast potatoes or nothing for me
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>tfw only a couple more days till sheevsmas

How are you going to celebrate?
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>>63057135
>not having a microwavable turkey meal prepared along with a cinematic masterpiece all loaded up on your 2005 12x12 inch desktop monitor accompanied by a fine bordeaux

Why even live life?
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>tfw not allowed at Thanksgiving this year because my grandma caught me jerking off to pictures of my grandpa when he was in WW2 in the attic again
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>>63057211
You read them bitches like a book, but how do I fuck the cute one?
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>>63057333
>again
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What's the point of thanksgiving?
Do you get presents like christmas or easter?
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>>63057299
I think you meant Cinematic babbies and nolan niggers anon
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>>63057351
It's a sort of satanic ritual that americans take part in to celebrate Obama becoming president
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>>63057327
>why even live life?
I'm seriously considering killing myself tomorrow.
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>>63057333
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>>63057349

Fourth time was her tipping point I guess.
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>>63057351
>do you get presents

No see when you're an adult christmas goes from greatest holiday to the shittiest. You have to buy presents for all kinds of faggots you don't know and receive shit you don't want after spending all that money and it's a huge chore.

Thanksgiving is the best holiday, you make a pie or some shit, show up and get to eat and get drunk and watch football. It requires no effort and is only reward.

You get presents on easter? other than chocolate and shit? what kind of retard parents made you?
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>>63057385
she should stop being so greedy hogging that hunk of a veteran to herself
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>>63057385

You just couldnt help yourself, huh.
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>>63057370
Black people dont like Nolan
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>>63057395

>he didn't get lego on easter as a kid
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>>63056885
Fuck is u white devils doing in my house!!!
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>>63057351

Good food, football, day off, beers. It's a fun holiday.
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>>63057381
If you do, make sure to include a turkey in some hilarious way in your death.

Like maybe lay out a huge dinner, places for a dozen people and paint a little thought bubble on the wall behind where you plan to die that says "I could just die of happiness right now"

Of course by the time they find you the meal and your body will have rotted, but think of what a funny gag that will be.
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>>63057381
>I-I'm really doing it this time, g-g-guys!

Just do it today you big baby or fuck off.
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>>63057402
>niggers don't love inception

This is objectively wrong. Niggers love inception.
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>>63057431
It's only 3am. I want to buy booze and cigarettes before i do this shit and there is a fucking foot of snow outside. I"m waiting till at least day light to get this shit started.
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Who's this anon you guys keep mentioning?
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>>63057414
>ywn eat thanksgiving turkey at Gucci's house while he's in the kitchen cooking chickens trying to pay his rent
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>>63057459

Don't listen to these edgelords.

Treat yourself to something you enjoy instead.
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>>63057473

>ywn enjoy a very merry guapmas with the gucc
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>>63057270
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>>63057395

>tfw have already spent over $3k on my family for Christmas and I'm not even close to done yet

Having money was a mistake. I miss being in college and not being expected to buy people lavish gifts just because of my income. My faggot brother asked for a pen that I shit you not cost me over $800 alone, because he thinks he's gonna be a writer or some shit. It wasn't even previously owned by Noel Coward.
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>>63057473
>real stuffed tiger pelt
>gold plated japanese sword

Why are black people so tasteless? It's like they have no understanding of subtlety. No wonder all their social media names are always in caps with dollar signs replacing the 'S'.
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Why do white people have the most boring get together ever?
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>>63057473
*tippin' dat fedora
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>>63057503
buy me a subscribtion to babbel so i can learn german and be a real man
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>>63057503
wtf are you doing spending that much cashish on them? Tell him that all respected writers write on type writers not with gay pens. Buy him a video game that costs 10 bucks. Buy every relative who has ever given you socks socks and keep your spending under 60 bucks a person.
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>>63057527
This whole holiday is about celebrating the genocide of nonwhites by feasting on the carcass of a dinosaur and getting drunk. Pretty fucking exciting if you ask me, Ahmed.
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>tfw not American so no thanksgiving
>tfw family is about as introverted as me so no big family gatherings
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>>63057527
I feel u family now dis here wut im talkin about. Diz how u holliday nigger.
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>>63057552
>implying harvest feasts haven't been a thing since the start of civilization
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>>63057130
I have an MFLB myself. Your batteries are probably just weak/dying. If you're still using the stock batteries that came with it I strongly recommend replacing them with better batteries that will give you thicker hits.

http://www.amazon.com/Powerex-MHRAA4-2700mAh-Rechargeable-Batteries/dp/B00A9KTPY8/
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>so anon what do you think about that new terminator movie?
>it was sooooooo good wasn't it
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>>63057559
Is this an ancient Egyptian ritual?
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>>63057559
We wuz kingz 'n shit.
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>>63057559
what a shitty christmas tree
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>>63057577
>high school sophomore who is a social reject hangs out with his only friends fat mexican 12 year old and his ugly girlfriend with tweaker parents who let her get her lip pierced at 12.
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>>63057139
vaping only makes your grass smell like popcorn if you're using shwag.

With quality bud, you'll get a richer taste through a Volcano bag or PLENTY whip than you ever can with smoking.

source: over a decade of switching back and forth between vaping and smoking
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>>63057503
Dank Frasier reference at the end there anon. I know that feel too. I usually drop a grand or so I would rather spend on coke and pills on my shitty family.
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>>63057592

That Christmas tree is the realest nigga in the house. Imagine the shit it's seen.
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>>63057628
The Christmas tree got so scared of being shot at all the time and the shit it saw that it's needles turned white.
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>>63057251
got me
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>>63056885
I am so retarded

I was always wondering "Why are there so many photos of whole tables staring and laughing at one guy?" and then it just clicked right now: they're posing for a group photo and looking at the camera
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>>63056998
>So anon why don't you have a girlfriend yet?
This is the absolute worst part for me as a 30 year old wizard robot.

Everyone is married, they know you're a depressive weirdo.
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>>63057592
>>63057628
hol up hol up, dat tree is white like a cracka
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>>63057662

Use your powers to turn them into newts then Merlin.
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>>63057659
Wow you are retarded desu senpai

It's okay though everyone makes mistakes
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>>63057662
Mine have stopped doing that and I'm only 23. They thought it was funny for a while but now they realise how depressing it is.
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>>63057746
Just wait until you're the awkward single uncle that comes every over year for Christmas.
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>>63057659
This made my night. I'm going to sleep. Thanks, anon.
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This is one of those days it's easier to be a divorced depressed drunk. The family just looks at me like "Yeah, I'd be fucking miserable if I was him too." and treats me pretty good. My thrice divorced drunk uncle and I have this telepathy where we just look at eachother and sigh. Time to fill the glass again, and hope we meet some dirty whore who will service our genitals at the bar later.
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>>63057686
But he turned me into a newt
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>>63057795
>all the couples on the couch cuddling while watching Thanksgiving football.
y live
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>>63057783
I actually cannot wait to be that guy. I've always loved the fuck up uncle. I'm gonna have a huge moustache and boat shoes and drink beers and blast ACDC
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>>63057231
>that subtly /pol/ post
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>>63056885
What an awful looking Thanksgiving feast, holy shit white people.
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Drunk Uncles really are the best part of the holidays.
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>>63057673
kekked my ass off thb fma
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>>63057351
Eat, drink and be merry with family and friends. Kind if the whole point of life really.
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>>63057783
If you think about it, you've just been hardwired to put this social importance on these holidays. It's like how single people are made to feel like shit on valentine's day but in reality those socially hard wired 'you need to be together' are the only days where it feels like normal family would be good. They make you feel like shit on those days because they have to deal with so much shit every single day during the rest of the year. Constant bullshit drama, fights over finances until your own home becomes a stressful ass place and 50% of the time the wife leaves and takes most of your shit leaving you alone anyway but because of social pressure you end remarrying the first hag your family pushes on you.

Way better to just chill watching anime unworried about shit 95% of the year and feel like shit 5% of the time.
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>tfw have to hide my footgina so none of my family sees it
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>>63057879
Your purpose in life is meaningless then, you're no better than an animal. Just trying to serve your base animal needs for as long as possible before your organs give out and you die.
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>>63057904
....is a footgina like a fleshlight but instead of shaped like a vagina it's shaped like feet and a vagina in the arches?

what is this device and why is it out in the open most of the time?
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>>63057299
Is this pasta?
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>go to thanksgiving dinner
>always made fun of
>butt end of jokes
>constantly questioned as to how the job hunt is going, when i plan to leave the house or getting a girlfriend
>family wonders why i dont come over for thanksgiving dinner


Anyone else know this feel?
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>>63057907
Everything is meaningless sweet young anon. Don't delude yourself into thinking you have a purpose.
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>>63057921
The product name for it is a Vajankle, but I call mine a footgina just because it makes me feel lees like a dirty pervert.
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>>63057975
>vajankle
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>>63057153
Fuck you, last year I had steak, this year I'm having burgers. Fuck turkey, it's an inferior bird.
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>>63057960
yea i don't go anymore
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>>63056982
More
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>>63057960

No, because I own my own house, have a gf, and I'd kick the shit out of my male family members if they made fun of me. Shit son, get it together.
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>>63057960
iktf bro
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>>63057975
oh so really its more like fucking a severed foot than a footjob

not a fan to bees honey
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>>63058004
ur mams an inferior bird M8
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>>63057975
I don't understand this..there is no anatomical way for this to happen, how could this turn you on?

I get if you have a foot fettuccine wanting to lube up and fuck the arches or whatever but fucking a vagina at the top of an ankle just makes no sense.
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>>63057975
>>63058032
Yeah I don't get it either. Only thing I can figure is he can hold on to the foot while fucking himself which maybe is nice if you have a thing for feet?
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I can't fucking wait. My brother's wife got a man's haircut and looks like a tranny now. I'm gonna be cracking on that bitch all day.
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>>63057975
>Oh anon this foot look so real it is really well-made
>Yeah, it is...fake...haha...fake
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>>63058084
Holy shit could you be more triggered you disgusting dickgirl?
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>>63058055
SO FUCKING EXITED YEAH YEAH YEAH HEY BRO I'LL GET YOU A MARTINI AND I KNOW THIS STRONG MAN OVER HERE WANTS A BEER AND A SHOT OF WHISKEY RIGHT? YEAH YEAH YEAH DAMN BRO I SO EXCITED FUUUUCKK YEAH CRACK EM
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>>63058105
WTF DUDE IM JUST EXCITED ABOUT CRACKING THE DUMB DYKE BITCH YEAH YEAH MY MAN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU MAD ABOUT SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR IT
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>>63058084
>>63058115
>>63058133

tumblr pls go this is a pussyfoot thread
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>>63058148
I JUST WANNA CRACK THAT DYKE BITCH YOU FUCK WHY CANT I GET EXCITED FUCK YOU YEAH YEAH FUCKK OFF
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>>63058084
>>63058115
>>63058133
>>63058165
>>63058179

You're one of two things, either a triggered tumblr faggot or a triggered tumblr tranny. Notice none of the above include the word funny.
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>>63058055
BRO I CANT FUCKING WAIT THESE FAGGOTS ARE HATING AN SHIT BUT GODDAMN WE GONNA FUCKING CRACK EM YEAH YEAH YEAH FUUUUU SOOO EXCITED DAMN WTF HOW YOU WAIT DUDE
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>>63057395
>didn't get presents on easter

It's okay anon, just because your parents didn't love you doesn't mean you can't eventually be happy. keep trying sport!
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>>63058203
FUCK YOU TRANNY BITCH U MAD BECAUSE I CRACKIN ON TRANNIES? FUCK THOSE MAN-DYKE WHORES AND FUK UR HERO FAGGOT ASS BRUCE JENNER YEAH YEAH FUCK HIM NOT HER YOU STUPID FAT DICK LOVING MAN
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>mfw picturing this fat weirdo pounding on his keyboard as fast as possible full capslocked and mad as hell
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>>63058223
FUCKING TUMBLR PUSSIES ASS FAGGOTS YEAH YEAH STAY MAD U TRANNY DYKE WHORES AND GET READY FOR THE DICKING! HEY WHO ORDERED A MAN IN DRAG AND MAKE UP ESPYS FUCK U YEAH YEAHA ALRIGHT TUMBLR FUCK GET IT?!!
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>>63056885
ANDRE GET YO LIL ASS UP OUT DAT BEDROOM AND COME HAVE THANKSGIVING WITH YO DADDY.
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>>63058306
Why did they photoshop the one in the vest and tie in?
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>>63058323

he was a good boy and he didnt do nuffin but the POLEEEEESE done shot him
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>>63058203
I think a genuine autist stumbled ITT somehow
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>>63058341

Yeah, wtf
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>>63056885
https://.youtube.com/watch?v=QKi3pfzUIlA
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>>63058407
didn't he rape mary jane? with his knife dick too.

Also where was seth rogan.
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>>63058261
preach fám
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>>63056917
We've got a winner
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I think we just witnessed a guy get nailed in the head by a brick in the middle of this thread.
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>>63058471
lol did someone report? the posts are getting deleted
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Why don't you guys just get drunk and talk shit back? It's not like your family members are perfect, just find something about their appearance or life and if they talk shit about yours hit them back.
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>>63057061
me second from right
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>>63058531
me second from left...funny how these things happen
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>>63057139
>>63057607
DUDE
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>>63057153

True desu senpai. We Canadians have it right doing Thanksgiving in October. Weather is beginning to look like fall but it's still comfortable to be outside and you've got lots of time till Christmas.
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>>63058407

This scene isn't awkward, it is just fucking weird.

What is actually going on with the soundtrack in that scene?
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>>63058848
Danny Elfman is going on.
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>>63058913

There's nothing wrong with the composition, but it is so fucking ill fitting.
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>>63056982
I'd love to celebrate holidays with my relatives. My family's always been the black sheep. It's kind of sad.
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>>63059037
lol wtf kind of body is the readhead wearing?
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>>63058407

damn those bread rolls look tasty
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>>63056885
>older than 16
>still living at home
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>>63059061
seriously she looks like that out of shape pepe image with a redhead qt mask
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>>63057299
>Probably just thinkin about next george clooney movie where he plays george clooney starring and directed by george clooney
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>>63059094
>Not being asian or Italian masterrace.
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Im going with my wife and her son to her side of the familys' thanksgiving for the first time. Im looking forward to it, better than going to my family thanksgiving and dealing with all their shit.
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>>63059219

Is there a shittier, weaker, more overdone, Jeff Dunham level meme than "My wife and her son"?
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>>63059261
It's about as close to comedy as yurokeks can come. They think they're being witty.
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>>63058494
I don't like conflict
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>>63059281

You sound like a commie faggot pussy, no offense.
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>>63059278
enough to get you upset apparently
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>>63056982
Jacques Derrida and Don Draper are your relatives?
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>>63059293
>Le you are so upset XD

Nah. Too happy thinking about the awesome shit I get to do today to be upset by the weakest yurokek troll. Enjoy watching your family be raped and murdered by Muslim refugees though brah.
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>>63056885
>Plastic cups
MURRICA
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>>63059330
kek
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>>63059037
>when you see it
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>>63056908
You piece of shit pleb GET OUT OF MY HOUSE. I SHOULD HAVE ABORTED YOU.
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>>63059330
damn anon i keked so hard i gotta save that pic
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>>63059330
>that hot milf on the left
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>>63056928
>tfw you will never be white
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>me during thanksgiving
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUCUsNx1HTs
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>>63056955
Normally is after the dinner when people start drinking.
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>>63057299
I love the smell of fresh pasta in the morning.
Smells like memery.
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>>63059788
That is funny as fuck.
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>>63057299
>look at lil nigga at the end of the table. This motherfucking idiot kid probably likes marvel. You like marvel you little marvel drone fuckin idiot?

Instant classic pasta
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>>63059788
holy fuck it's actually fake. amazing acting though. i didn't really laugh but that sucks.
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>>63057299
hi lil nigga at the end of the table here i love marvel
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>>63056982

That's a pretty handsome family compared to mine. mine is full of jabba the huts
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>>63059094
>not being 28 years old and living at home with your mom and 20 year old brother
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I literally have no one to spend Thanksgiving or Christmas with. Without 4chan I am 100% alone in this world. Not to sound edgy but I'm probably not going to make it to next Christmas.
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>>63060974
Where do you live, anon?
If you're in Florida, you can spend the holidays with me and my girlfriend
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>>63057559

is this a secret tradition among black people that us white people don't know about?
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>>63056885
>having a normalfag family that actually sits around at a dinner table and eats dinner in front of other people
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>>63056885
Does everyone here sperg out at family functions?
Maybe it's easier on me because my family is full of fuck-ups, drug addicts and weirdos, and we don't even eat dinner at the table but on the couch while watching movies, but I don't drop my spaghetti and shit.

Just eat your damn meal fucking shit
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>>63061038

eating in front of people at a table is so uncomfortable. I have to be like 10 feet away from someone when i eat
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>>63056885
the closest to the food is always the fatest...

observe tonight.
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>>63060998
D-d-do you have a kekshed I could stay in for the night?
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>>63056982
at least 7 of the females in that family are smash-able

wish I had an attractive family to imagine incest fantasies for. All mine are fat or meth addicts
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>>63060998
I'm about 800 miles north but thanks anon that honestly means a lot to me.
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>>63061022
I think it's called Kwanzaa
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>>63060974
If you're in New York you can come spend it with my friends and family and I. We have more than enough food, we're going to watch the handegg in my living room and MST3K will be playing all day on the big screen in my den so you can have a choice of what to watch and a place to get away if you feel awkward around the Chads, plus we're going to go out to one of the open bars and have drinks tonight and maybe even go see a movie. All my treat. Cheer up friend.
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>>63056885

I am actually watching anime, you fucking plebs.
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>>63061162
>Watches Chinese cartoons made for mentally retarded gook children
>Calls anyone else plebs

O I AM LAFFIN
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wtf thanksgiving is in october
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>>63061255
it sure is brother, it sure is
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>>63061255

It is October. What timeline are you currently on?
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>>63061255
..always has been where the fuck have you been
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>>63060998
Depends, are you seeking a bull or a cück for your relationship?

I'm the latter
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>>63057503
Stop spending so much on these faggots. They are probably just using your ass at this point. Enjoy your money and treat yourself
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>>63057316
Nah see we have roast sweet potatoes instead.
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>>63056955
tfw my family doesn't get drunk and barely drinks at all.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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>>63059037
>well look who's finally crawled out of his cave!
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>>63056885
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