>Meanwhile, on Roman /tv/...
Ich bin ein Berliner
fvck yov
Anyone else think Cicero is a huge faggot?
>Finally after all these years The Aeneid begins
Sol Invictus, really?
>>63056272
>not having a slavefu
Jupiters cock desu senpai.
>>63056370
Sure, but still a great roman. Faggots are fine, faggots like brutus however should have been fed to the dogs. Least cicero didn't go out like a bitch, took it like a man.
When Adrian becomes Emperor, he will build a wall to keep the Scottish out.
>>63056487
You racist
those violent Scotsman aren't true Scotsman
I want to FUCK Nero.
>>63056272
Anyone feel like the jew lanistas are pushing their diversity agenda into the coliseum these days? What's with all the shitskins from aegyptvs and mauretania?
HOW IS IT THAT THERE ARE STILL PEOPLE WHO AREN'T FOR LETTING THE BARBARIANS CROSS THE BORDERS?
IT'S 215
I MEAN COME ON
>>63056518
I-Is this how it began?
>>63056550
#GothLivesMatter
>>63056486
>faggots like Brutus
>he doesn't like based Brutus
Top pleb
>>63056272
Praetorian: Tu unus MAGNUS HOMO.
Gaul mercenary: TIBI.
Carthage internet defense forces going wild in this thread
>>63056460
>couldn't get a patrician waifu
>being this beta
Le epic roleplaying thread ^_^
I've heard they've cast a Nubian as Oedipus in the newest adaption. I think it may be time for a boycott.
>>63056621
Kevin get off the internet, it's fucking Thanksgiving and your mother can't sleep with the wifi on.
>>63056646
Fuck off Bruce you're not my dad.
>No singles policy at my local coliseum
>Have to dress up one of my Gallic slaves as a qt Roman puella
>mfw my slaves laugh at me behind my back
>I hope I don't cry when I rape one of them tonight
CONSILIVM VOLANDI QVOD CVUM AGENTIA REGISTRAVI ENVMERAT MEVM, VIROS MEOS, DOCTOREM PAVLVM HIC, SED SOLVM VNVM E VOBIS!
Fucking Jews ruining my gladiator shows with their diversity agenda. Put them in chains.
>>63056706
>Be Caesar
>Get stabbed
is marc antony a kek?
>>63056727
>letting jews run anything
How fucking beta is your entire town? We literally burned down their temple and kucked them out of their homeland, they'll live in ghettos till the end of time!
have you guys seen this new theater play called "the man in the high castrum"? it's really weird, it's about this alternate reality where cleopatra won the war and we're all writing hieroglyphs now lol
>>63056706
Vulnerarius Pavelus sum est SPQR.
>>63056576
>based brutus
Brutus who betrayed his best fucking friend who was a fucking fence rider for 90% of the god damn time? Fuck brutus. Guess what, democracy is flawed, the republic is corrupted, caesars are needed to attempt to straighten shit out once in awhile.
>>63056799
>sum est
i think i'm gonna be sick
CALIGULA DID NOTHING WRONG!
You autists got your /his/ board and you still can't stop shitposting. Pathetic faggots.
>>63056486
>tfw today it would be cgi blood
That looks pretty good and you only notice the sword going behind his shoulder if you are looking for it, the blood splurting out of the front covers it quite well.
>>63056854
ave reddit
>>63056583
carthage should be destroyed
>>63056854
>>/gaul/
which legion is objectively best and why is it the thirteenth?
>>63056487
Hadrian. And it didn't work so Antoninus built another one and that didn't work even as well as Hadrian's. Scots apparently phase through walls.
LEONIDUS MESSIMUS LEONIDUS MESSIMUS LEONIDUS MESSIMUS LEONIDUS MESSIMUS LEONIDUS MESSIMUS LEONIDUS MESSIMUS LEONIDUS MESSIMUS LEONIDUS MESSIMUS LEONIDUS MESSIMUS LEONIDUS MESSIMUS LEONIDUS MESSIMUS LEONIDUS MESSIMUS
Roman threads should include
>ironic comments on the pleb vs. patrician dichotomy
>Rome quotes, especially from the newsreader/bread advertizer
>pompei graffitis and timeless feels on women being bitches and whores
>>63056764
It sickens me how many Jewish uprisings the Romans had to put down because desert crazies are fucking nuts.
>>63056916
>13th
Fuck them. Iron 10th, Caesar's Own!
Yesterday at the coffeeshop I met a frankish wench who said that that superman movies were better than james bond.
>>63056950
The jews also massacred nearly 1 million people in the Kitos War, but they never seem to have to bear collective responsibility
hmm I wonder why.
>>63056904
well meme'd, amice :^)
Dared our friend Horatius Cocles to hold the bridge against the Etruscans and he actually did it the absolute madman!
>>63056949
>Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog
Classic Theophilus
When will this demigodshit meme end?
Virgil directed Romulus and Remus flick when?
>>63056486
>Least cicero didn't go out like a bitch, took it like a man.
That's not at all how he actually died, though.
What will he say whence it is no longer MMXV?
literally reddit the thread
>>63057125
literally reddit: the post.
>>63056904
Fvck off Cato
>>63057161
literally reddit the reply
>>63057161
>>63057161
That's literally reddit's canned response.
>>63057125
>>63057161
>>63057181
>>63057192
>>63057125
SOMEONE GET THIS CALDUSHEAD OUTTA HERE
literally reddit, the meme
>>63056272
probably some degenerate gay orgies
>>63056535
NERO WANTS TO FUCK YOU TOO
>>63057277
Inspect mine nvmerals
>Mithridatic War movie
>non est me starts playing
tfw pleb and proud
>>63056272
HE WAS A CONSOLE!
>>63056581
What is this rare cia
Having rejected his loving wife, Snacks, Moot Antony has coupled himself to the kannagi Hiroyuki, promising him dominion of all 4chan! He eats dogs and reptiles. He blackens his eyes with soot like a Gothic lolita. He dances and plays the cymbals in vile Nihonjin rites.
Buggery.
http://www.pompeiana.org/resources/ancient/graffiti%20from%20pompeii.htm
ROMA
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>>63057824
>He doesn't know le vaporwave meme
Secundus defecated here
>>63056706
y tu Bane
there is intense memeing in every post, nice board
>>63058634
The martian
Augustus knew this.
Do you guys think Odoacer is the real power behind the throne, and the Emperor is just another pawn? I know this theory came from reddit but if you look at the evidence it's pretty strong
>it's a "the barbarians put of proper resistance" episode
>>63057033
Cunnilingus is the most patrician sex act to ever exist
