Dina Meyer - Starship Troopers
Will always cherish this mammary
>>63055286
Wrong girl died
>>63055286
who is this cock erector?
I can't believe I thought the goofy looking brunette bitch was hotter than Dizzy back then.
Species - Natasha Henstridge
>>63055301
yep
You can imagine my surprise when my parents got it for me on vhs for Christmas
Rico got keked by a starship, luckily backup girl is best girl.
>>63055314
Except she wasn't. When you saw her tits in Wild Things you JUST KNEW Dina was hotter.
>>63055315
Fuck don't even get my started on Species
>13 years old
>group of friends having a sleepover
>play vidya and do 13 year old shit
>his parents go to sleep
>decide to watch a movie
>pull out Species out of their movie library
>"never seen this one looks like it's got aliens and stuff"
>halfway into the movie we're all jerking off in our sleeping bags
>everyone is trying to be discreet, but I knew and I know everyone else did as well
>we pound our dicks until climax at different paces
>luckily I came (no pun intended) I'm 3rd or 4th in the spankathon
>it must have been awkward to be the first one to finish, then just having to sit there while your mates stroke themselves off
>only being matched by the last one to cum, choking your chicken by the glow of the TV while your friends sit in the room with you while they bask in the afterglow
>nearly two decades later we're all still best friends
>>63055576
lmao gr8 story bro....
fuck im getting tired of clicking all the squares with the turkey in them
>>63055576
Gayest shit. I understand that it's not really all that shocking and nothing really wrong with it but I hated it growing up how comfortable some of my friends were with it.
Like, I'd be at this mates house and I was thinking I'm going to try a sneaky bate when he falls asleep only for him to go "I'm going to put on a porno and jack off under my blanket good night". Same friend who had a mate who was like NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT and they would even sleep in the same queen size bed and watch pornos and jack off like its all just bro stuff.
I'm near 100% sure they must of fooled around growing up, I've known them each for like 20 years but I doubt they'd admit it to me.
>>63055858
>must of
Kill yourself.
>>63055576
how gay are you
>>63055315
mah nigga
>>63055576
That's pretty fucking gay.
>>63055576
I like how you left out the part where you guys actually jacked eachother off.
>>63055930
good old dutch rudder
>>63055892
>>63055906
>>63055930
Dumb millineals that grew up on the internet.
>>63056004
could you BE any gayer?
Titanic
This was before jerking off, I was like 7-8 but I would watch it over and over and just enjoy the sinking feeling in my stomach from knowing I was doing something wrong while my parents slept. Got caught a few times because I would forget to rewind the VHS
Fuck I haven't thought about that since I was a kid
it's almost like these people will say they've never tried experimenting. A circle jerk is a staple of growing up.
Just remember gay sex doesn't make you gay
>>63056025
That's not me
If you've never knocked one loose in the presence of another man without engaging in manlove, then how can you even be sure you're a heterosexual
I've survived Cheyne-Strokes and emerged a straight man
Would you be able to do the same?
>>63056025
I could be you, yeah
>>63056070
I can honestly say me and my Jr. High friends never sat around and had a circlejerk.
Coming to America
>ywn have bathers clean your royal penis
>>63055286
but her tittos were saggy and putrescent
I remember when i was 13 or so and my mate was staying over. We were in the TV room, which was in between the toilet and the rest of the house.
We were watching Starship Troopers and it I was slowly rewinding it.
Old man as he was walking through on his way to go to the toilet said "Showing your mate the boobs hey?"
That scene was my coming of age
>>63056142
It's typically something that happens in Elementary years. Thought everyone knew this. Now that every kid has a personal porn emporium things have probably changed. Let me guess, you were born in the latter half of the 90s.
>>63056025
Top kek nofriends detected
>>63055576
Fucking blobs
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>>63056119
This tb h. I did some gay ass shit with my friends growing up and have zero shame because now I know I'm 100% not gay. Everyone criticizing is just nervous they might be gay because they've never tried it. Most have also never been with a woman so they're actually as gay as they are strait.
>>63056200
I was born in '89. I use to sell porno tapes to in Jr. High. This was a hot seller
Sublime.
Almost titties: Legend with Mia Sara. Dark Lilly made me feel things my 6 yo self never felt before. First orgasm was that same night. I came by rubing my dick and humping my teddy bear. No cum though, I wa sonly 6 after all. It felt like... electricity in my groin. It never felt as good when I got older and was finally able to produce cum.
Real titties: Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio in The Abyss.
2nd titties: JCon in The Hot Spot. Thank you movie channel!
>>63056451
This. Dark Lily was very amazing at my age. Sexually awoken. Still loving them goth girls.
robocop, pink nips in the locker room. Also all the edgy skin flicks after dark.
I dont think robocop was my first but I remember it.
Does Stargate SG-1 count?
Rebecca De Mornay. Risky Business.
I think I win.
Phoebe Cates - Fast Times at Ridgemont High
>>63056582
Old man detected
>>63055576
you are gay. no really. you may tell yourself otherwise but at the very least you're bi.
>>63055576
>discover spanking it
>try to tell my friends about the wonders of masturbation, they get weirded out an leave
>next day at school some dudes older brother in class yells out at random ANON MASTURBATES
>apparently nobody else fucking knew what masturbating was and it's never brought up again
Fuck i got lucky.
>week later girl asks to see my junk
>get to see her junk
>not impressed
>>63056582
I see your Phoebe and I raise you a Milla
Fapped to this a unhealthy amount of times
>>63056682
we're talking about the first boobs we saw in a movie you dingus... not which celeb you fap to the most GALL
>>63056737
see>>63056800
fucking faggots read the subject line
fapped a lot to the scenes in goldeneye
>>63055301
yup
>>63055576
GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>63055884
kek, this triggers so many people
>>63055286
You never forget your first, I remember watching it over a mates house and they were all I could think about for the next couple of days, I just had to see them again so I got my mum to rent it from the corner shop for me.
>>63055286
Used my older sisters computer. Saw she recorded movie herself.
Watched it.
>women ;$
Some skinamax shit I caught my dad watching. I told my ma the next day and all hell broke loose.
Sorry dad.
>>63057206
fucking shit son
I used to jerk off to Barbarella with fury the likes of which this thread has not seen. You have no idea how desperate people were for anything and it was like porn. She was a sex god.
Gina Davis in Tootsie.
I was 14. My pants got tighter for some reason.
>>63055286
This was me too
shit was great
i'd only seen tits once before in a bookstore on some (probably) ancient greek book cover
I remember thinking my dad would beat me if he knew I saw them on that cover and I couldn't believe/understand what the tits were doing out in public
anywyas staship troopers
>>63055301
No sex in modern popular films. Unlimited porn on everyone’s phone.
Can't believe uncut Blue Lagoon was on British daytime TV once. Then again, Captain Pugwash had Seaman Stains and Master Bates.
>>63057877
>Then again, Captain Pugwash had Seaman Stains and Master Bates.
It actually didn't, that's a myth. No Roger the Cabin Boy, either. I was gutted when I found out.
>>63057896
Me too now. It was so plausible.
>>63058013
You may find it therapeutic to learn that Poe wrote a short story with a cabin boy called Richard Parker (geddit? Dick Parker? Absolute madman, Edgar).
>>63056165
we get it, you're gay and don't understand what words mean
>>63055286
Mine too. They will always hold a special place in my heart.
>>63055792
switch to legacy captcha pham
it's under quotes and replying in settings
>>63055576
I'm surprised there are people that didn't do this. Adolescence is basically prison rules when you need to get your nut.
>>63056364
Heh, I have that tape too.
Oddly the sexiest part for me was when Jenna was lathering herself in the shower.
Also what the fuck was with that funeral scene.
>>63055286
>>63055576
Straightest shit. I mean, how straight are you. That's pretty fucking straight. I like how you left out the part where guys actually watched an alien while jacking off. You are straight. No really, you may tell yourself otherwise but at the very least you're str8. STRAAAAAAAIGHT. lmao great story straight bro. Fuck I'm so tired of clicking all these squares with SIGNS on them, so gay
>>63056410
This was my first fap. I felt good and disgusted at the same time.
>>63055286
Wat
She literally had the worst tits of all time.
Worse than Neve Campbell even
>first titties
>immediately followed by first rape scene
Almost too much for my ten year old mind to process desu
>>63060900
You fucking punk.
NO ONE has worse tots than Neve Campbell
>>63055576
Has anyone brought that night up? Was it awkward?
>>63055286
BEST WAIFU
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>>63057896
http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/pugwash.asp
WRONG wrong wrong wrong
wrong WRONG WRONG wrong
you're wrong
you're wrong
you're wrong
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Erika Eleniak - Under Siege
>>63061053
>You will never see the uncut version of the rape scene the director initially shot that was too violent for cinemas
why live
>>63055576
>movie cover is literally a half naked woman - "oh cool aliens and stuff"
>sleeping bags
>not playing vidya all night
