>liking the dark side over the light
let me guess nigga. you were bullied in highschool and still have power fantasies of finally getting your revenge with your sith powers
>not being a grey jedi
What a kek
>>63055237
>getting your revenge with your sith powers
>>63055237
I'm sorry for even posting this. How long can you make it through, bros?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFQ61atO_kQ
>>63055396
not long to be honest
>>63055396
What the fuck is wrong with Star Wars fans?
>>63055396
Jesus.
>>63055396
I tried. I got like 3 mins in and it felt like an eternity.
>the sith order was founded by darth bane
I'm just intelligent, nihilistic and have a wicked sense of humor.
>>63055237
Nah m8 it's a work of fiction and the dark side guys are just more entertaining
>>63055505
Your balls were founded by Darth Bane.
![VaderThrowsPalpatine[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/5ep4j1P.png "VaderThrowsPalpatine[1].png")
Nobody ever even came close to beating Sheev in a fair fight. He was a fucking beast.
Mace Window: Sheev let him corner him to force Anakin into a hard choice of betraying the republic. He was so much more skilled then Windu he could manipulate the situation to that degree, even getting the timing perfect.
Sheev vs Yoda: A complete one sided blowout
Sheev vs democracy: Another decicide victory for Team Sheev
Sheev vs Luke: Victory, but then his bitchboy turned traitor.
Overall, it's clear that the dark side is superior once you have fully mastered it. The only problem is that most Sith seem to half-ass it, like Dooku and Maul
>>63055505
>>63055253
>literally wanting to be the fedora'd crusader
>>63055505
Was he a big guy?
![1417986715703[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NB0CMMH.jpg "1417986715703[1].jpg")
>>63055637
Master Windu, I'm The Senate
>>63055396
I can't. I justliterally can't even.
>>63055668
Kinda
>>63055396
>I killed my parents
>Ran away
>Guy tells me about Sith
>Kill him with Vibroblade
>Join Sith
>I kill everyone
So much edge.
>>63055237
The dark side is well liked because the light sides retardedness is better documented.
Both sides are equally shit. The right choice is not to choose.
but part of the dark side is doing wtf you want
so my choice are
>doing whatever the fuck i want
or
>using discipline and restraint and other faggy stuff like that
gee tough choice
>>63055396
oh no im next.... im next..
>>63055396
>and then we'll be friends
hahaah wtf what a creepy faggot
>>63057467
dont fucking do this to me man
>>63055237
Yes. Watcha gonna do about it?
>>63057504
wesa get a boner
>>63055396
Felt like i watched 19 min, in reality lasted 2
>>63055237
Jedi = not allowed to love
Only the most supreme of gentleman wizards would go light side over dark. Besides, it's not like the dark side automatically means you have to be a moustache-twirling villain.
>>63055716
I'm still made they made him into a Vader clone
>>63057616
You can be light-side without being a Jedi.
>>63057689
I was in a store and some kid saw a plushy thing of him and refered to him as "New Vader" baka
>>63055538
>>63055237
Jedi aren't allowed to love and shit. I feel if I want to anal fuck a pawg until she can't walk anymore, I'd have to go sith.
>>63055396
>>63055396
I made it like 30 seconds
When I see shit like this, suddenly remembering embarrassing shit from my past doesn't seem so bad
>>63055396
8 seconds
>>63057839
So? All emotion is dark side, including love. Passion, joy, pride, all things that lead to the dark side. Anything outside emotionless serenity.
>>63055396
2 seconds
>>63055396
That was done on intent, to make the audience cringe.
