http://www.christianpost.com/news/new-girl-season-5-update-megan-fox-replaces-zooey-deschanel-150905/
>>63053570
Does anyone here actually watch this anymore?
>>63053570
What the fuck. Just cancel the show.
Also:
>we wimmin actors should earn just as much as men!1
>btw gonna take the next two years off but you have to wait for me and when I'm back I better get a raise :^)
>compare michael bay to hitler
>never work in movies ever again
>can only replace tv actors on shows that should be cancelled
Poor Megan
>>63053691
What was her last major role?
>the fox network replaces zooey with megan fox
Nepotism is ruining everything.
>>63053570
>to take care of her new daughter elsie otter
>elsie otter
I never let myself hate zooey, I gave her so many passes on so many things, but this is a bridge too far.
>>63053691
Tmnt, tmnt 2, a potential bayformers 3
Why though?!
>>63053703
TMNT, a Michael Bay movie.
>>63053765
Strange how life works, seeing as how she said >>63053691 that about him.
>>63053819
YOU JUST KNOW
>>63053819
She let her whore mouth run afoul once but that's OK because Michael Bay washed it out with jizz right after she said it
>>63053609
I stopped watching when Jess and nick got together
And when coach happened
>>63053570
Remember that brief period back in 2007-2008 when Megan Fox was famous and also not 97% plastic?
She seriously looks like a fucking monster now. She's going to look disgusting in 10 years.
>>63054784
Winnie the bish > Coach
>>63053570
Yay no more annoying hipsters!
>>63053609
i watch it but i watch on the rerun channel so i don't know if i'm caught up yet
it's good, i'm excited for meghan fox shell inject some sex appeal back into the show
>>63054797
she's a 10/10 body she'll never not be relevent
>>63053609
Mygfloves it, flatmates are fine but Zooey trying hard to be funny and quirky is unbearable, especially when the plot revolves around the fact that she's supposed to be not pretty and nerdy. They've could hire someone who's actually like that
I don't understand this show. It seems like a lot of the episode plots hinge on Zooey's character being unattractive, except the actress is the opposite of that. It's a very jarring experience.
>>63054860
>>63054898
This is the one battle I hope tumblr sjws win. Getting actual ugly actresses to play the ugly character. Or at least not too attractive.
>>63053570
iHerpes
>>63053880
based fucking bay tbqhfam
I mean I used to watch it for the guys, Zoey was always the worst part of the show.
But I don't know if I can take it if Megan is now part of it.
>>63055386
This
>>63054898
>>63054860
Pretty sure all TV studios are deathly scared of hiring unattractive people. Especially women. Watching average people doesn't inspire confidence in whatever shit the commercials are selling.
source: KPop News
That's even worse than Latino Review.
>>63056240
kpop news is the best news site pleb
i literally dont care unless is involves Schimdt or Winston
show got shit after season 2, season 4 was getting back on track but i just cant be bothered any more. just make a spin off called The Jew and The Black and go from there.
>>63053880
Where were you when you realized that Michael Bay is just Michael Bolton's stage name for the film industry?
I hope she gives us more Panty scenes than Zooey gave us.
senpai desu
I guess I could jerk off to Megan Fox for an episode or two.
>>63053609
One season was enough. Couldn't stand the second one.
Thick pregnant Zooey pictures where?
>getting pregnant
fucking dropped
>>63057853
have a high test post pregnancy Zooey instead
>>63057949
Wait she's already had the baby?
>>63058053
yes, around august
is megan fox based or insane?
have to pay that alimony somehow
>>63058272
Hey it's that guy from that short lived television series Wedding Band.
>>63058205
Both. And I think I like it.
>>63058272
JUST
>>63058272
REVERSE FRASER
>>63054860
I'm in the same boat. Jess stories are the worst.
Also:
Schmidt>Nick>Winston>CeCe>Coach>Jess
"I’m horrible to live with. I don’t clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, 'Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn’t flush.'" -Megan Fox
she used to be literally perfect
now she's just 9/10
>>63058558
DROPPED LIKE A MEGATON BOMB
>>63058456
I bet her hole is stinky
>>63053570
PICKED UP
>>63058369
Fucking millenials
>>63057949
high test doesn't mean anything
Gonna watch this now for real, based Foxfu power milf
>>63053570
I legitimately didn't know this show was still on
why is zooey leaving anyways? Megan looks like a transexual with hand toes
>>63053743
Unappreciated kek
>>63053744
She thinks she's actually a character played by herself in an indie movie.
>>63055386
But Jess is so quirky XD XD XD Look at her silly glasses and pajamas!
>>63058272
>Women paying alimony
You have good photoshop skills anon
I would watch it now.
>This is still airring
>The Middle is on it's like 7th season
Who even watches these shows? Are they just cheap to produce or something?
>>63055386
Fox is an actual nerd irl. Not just a fake one like Zoo Hay (or Camel Rust).
>>63062589
actual nerdiness is not good tv tho
>>63053675
is she supposed to throw the baby in an oven or what are you trying to say? judging from your post i can assume you're also an opponent of male parental leave
>>63062487
>NCIS
Is there anything she can't do?
>>63062694
act
>>63055386
>9/10 roastie is a nerd
Ya, I can't wait for the next Marvel movie to XD XD
>>63062694
act
>>63062617
New Girl was never good tv.
Frankly, it's even below 2 Broke Girls in term of writing and acting.
>>63060788
Probably because preggers
>>63062751
Opps. that reply was meant for >>63062589
>>63062755
I watched the first 2 seasons, it certainly wasn't good but not as bad as 2 broke girls. I dunno if it got worse later
>>63062755
At least 2 Broke Bra Suspenders knows it's shit
![nuhavzgm4ial[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RDDHvPx.jpg "nuhavzgm4ial[1].jpg")
>>63053570
This show has been on hiatus for so long. The last episode was basically a series finale anyway.
If anything they should just do a spin off and aim it around Schmidt. He was the only reason worth watching anyway.
>>63062751
She is. Just because she's attractive doesn't mean she's not some awkward weirdo.
Look at Amanda Seyfried. That bitch is into taxidermia shit (and probably dogfucking).
>>63055025
Watch Mindy Project then.
>>63062941
Being into something out of the norm makes someone a nerd? Ok.
dude le so nerdy lmoa
>>63062941
AMANDA AND FINN ARE SOULMATES!!!!!
>>63062755
>Frankly, it's even below 2 Broke Girls
Get the fuck outta here with that bull shit. Look bruh we get it, you think Kat Dennings is super hot and you want catch every second of her sloppy fat titties as you can but that does not make that show good or even watchable. Seriously if UPN was still around it wouldnt even be the most watched show on that network.
>>63062999
She can out-nerd people when asked about nerdy shit live. Either she's an actual nerd or she's done her homework. People like Felicia Day can't even do that while having prep time.
>>63063074
Step away from the computer Brian
>>63063074
>>63062941
>>63062589
She's not a nerd. She's just slightly autistic.
>>63063074
is she into Sheevposting?
>>63062917
It's only two months late compared to the start of every other season
>>63062941
I always taught she was just incredibly vapid. Like she believes in leprechauns but then again, so do most Americans
>>63063016
This is known. They even ade a Romantic Comedy together.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvTEHb-vtAo
>>63062999
OMG is that a Star Trek t shirt! LMAO! DORK!
>>63063134
I can see her understanding what that means
>>63063134
Baneposting.
>>63063074
Does she go to /clg/ and posts about her goopy vagina mucas? Does she stay on Tumblr until 5am? Does she Banepost on Tom Hardy/Aidan Gillen Youtube videos? Does she bash Reddit despite frequently browsing it? Does she hate video games and anime but still posts on /v/ and /a/?
>>63062917
>He was the only reason worth watching anyway.
>not Winston
>not President Nick Miller
>not Cece
No
>>63063265
she has r2d2 in her living room
>>63063265
That... wouldn't surprise me.
>>63063269
>Winston
Plz, he only became relevant when he became the wine drinking cat dude. All his cop shit was for nothing.
>Nick
Some beta clamoring over an autistic woman. No thanks.
>Cece
This goes hand in hand with Schmidt. But dont act like she doesnt have a wonky eye and snaggle tooth.
>>63063305
>Is it cool or embarrassing to own a life size R2D2? It's cool right?...Right?!
>>63063305
Me to, I got it from my brother who always gets cheap last minutes gifts for birthdays and Christmas
>We've been having so much fun. She's very funny - I'm excited for people to see how funny she is. She's been really good in these episodes. We've all really gotten along," said Greenfield.
Considering the positive feedback and >assuming that the episodes will receive high rating, it wouldn't be a surprise if the actress and model was retained as a regular cast member.
so it's bullshit
>>63053570
That article is speculative and misleading. Zooey is an executive producer for the show. She's just on maternity leave. Is Fox going to be a regular? Yes. Is she replacing Jess? No chance in hell.
>>63063357
>dont act like she doesnt have a wonky eye and snaggle tooth.
I love her snaggletooth
>>63063305
>her husband has r2d2 in their living room
>>63062627
>judging from your post i can assume you're also an opponent of male parental leave
Yeah because the men should have to leave work to look after the baby, why would both parents need leave? Fucking idiot.
might watch it now
>>63063395
>That article is speculative and misleading
Yep. For instance
>According to People, Fox and Johnson were spotted filming a kissing scene in Los Angeles (...) It seems like the two may be going on a romantic direction that will cause Fox to stay longer in the series.
That's evidence of nothing. Nick Miller has had some "high profile" romantic interests (like Lizzy Caplan, Odette Anable, Brooklyn Decker and some more) that just disappeared and died on their way to their home planet.
>>63062487
The Middle isn't bad
>>63063543
I agree. I bet that guy only saw 10 minutes of an episode or something.
>>63063199
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvTEHb-vtAo [Embed]
>Amanda and Finn's faces during the whole vid
You just know.
>>63058369
Fuck the haters, I liked that show.
>>63063509
for an average to unnatractive dude, getting cast as Nick Miller has to be that guy's luckiest break ever, he's been paired up with a lot of intro tier waifus and his love interest is a top tier one
it's weird how much more attractive she is when she isn't playing to her lol quirky so bohemian typecast.
>>63063543
It's not necessarily bad but who even watches it? I've heard no one ever talk about it, the only reason I know it exists is because it's always on in the day time
>>63053570
Zooooo was actually the weakest part of New Girl
Who even cares
>>63063699
true, but I still like the bangs. That and her normal clothes are the fucking best
>>63063074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJyMT4ZVQEc
>>63063703
it's probably popular in middle america because of the setting and characters, and middle america is one of the most important ratings groups
>>63063714
The guy who played her bf was worst. His comedic timing was even worst than Zoo.
I've never seen Megan Fox fail to be funny. I've seen Zooey fail lots of times.
just so long as my nigga winny isn't going anywhere
>>63055082
Kek
>>63063783
well that's fucking rich coming from portlandia
>>63053880
Well duh. He even made her wash his ferrari on a bikini.
Is Linda Cardellini still in this show?
If so
will she continue to be in the show?
>>63063815
why? the highest purchasing power in the states is in the coasts
So they're bringing in anew girl?
>>63063946
the coasts are fickle and ever-changing
you can bet if you get a strong audience in middle america, they will stick a lot longer
>>63063823
which guy?
the main character one who is dumb and cheap?
he's my least favorite out of the acceptable characters (aka everyone besides zoooo), but I still think he's a decent character
even though he consistently fucks up the best relationships he could ever want (super rich/lazy asian girl, horny biker olivia munn) and goes back to the zoo for literally no reason
>>63063946
in america
first you get the sugar
then you get a solid audience of midwestern retirees
then you get the women
Works for NCIS
>>63062487
>New Girl
Women
>The Middle
Middle aged people
Believe it or not, but young white males actually make up a minority of television viewers. I know this may be hard to grasp your head around, but believe it or not, it is actually true.
>>63063357
>>63063269
Winston is based as fuck. When Damon Wayans Jr. came back and they wrote Winston to be batshit crazy, it totally saved him as a character.
>>63063875
So you don't watch the show?
>>63064172
I actually like it a lot, Brownstein certainly has the pedigree to shit on a lot of "cliques" if she wanted to but she's no nerd and the show does the exact same thing to hipsters
>>63064149
Winston is the only character who consistently makes me laugh
any interaction with another character becomes the best side plot in the episode, barring the ones with jess, who somehow drains the fun out of every episode
>it's a Winston episode
>>63064040
>Works for NCIS
Is the entire cast rich? I never see them on other things.
>>63064431
NCIS's viewerbase is absolutely insane, I would be very surprised if those actors weren't among the highest paid on television.
>le don't need makeup to look good bohemian girl
>Those uncomfortable moments when the director told them to improvise and the only thing they can do is yelling and babbling.
New girl cast is the worst when they are interacting.
>>63062694
ENHANCE!
>eternal manic pixie dream girl got cummed inside of and is a mom now
I'm don't know about this feel
>>63064431
p. wealthy
>>63062694
Be my gf
Which is my fault not hers
>>63063213
Have you actually ever watched an interview where she talks about that aort of stuff or are you just bitter virgin who hates women for not being into greasy neck hair?
>>63064431
that shit has been on air since jag finished and is aired all over the world
>>63063783
>nerd
>skyrim
>avengers on opening week
>"eventing"
This script was literally written by the people its targeting
>>63064872
Yeah, written in a language that they can understand.
>>63064894
They shouldnt have used normie shit to get their point across. They should have shown footage of neckbeards on reddit recycling baneposts on r/4chan and ponyfuckers literally balls deep inside their personalised pinkie pie themed fleshlight plushie. Shit that pretenders can't emulate.
>>63065011
It's a show for normies, written by normies. Of course they're going to target normies with normie language.
>>63065025
I know, I agree with you. Its hypocritical is what I'm trying to say
>>63065113
How is it hypocritical
it's like attempting to teach a 4th grader about science by using language they can understand
It's not hypocritical because a smart concept is being dumbed down so dumb people can understand it
>>63065160
But theres no point to it then. They didnt introduce anything that normies didnt already use as an attempt to appear nerdy. They either demonstrate actual shit that a nerd does, and is done by nerds majoritively, or not even bother at all. Otherwise its just a checklist of things that normies need to remember to be 'interested' in.
But the deeper issue is that neckbeards are so butthurt by girls pretending to be into shit to attract guys that they actually think its important to defend nerd culture like this in the first place.
Will watch now
>>63064790
Fuck off normie
>>63065355
that blonde chick on fox news that got attacked for shitting on starwars shows just how far women have come along but her 'opinion' used to be the opinion for most male interests.
>>63053570
Winston > Schmidt > Nick > Coach > Jess
>>63053691
But she was in a Michael Bay movie right after that.
>>63058205
remember when you could say tranny?
I like her
>>63065435
>its normie to not make assumptions about shit I don't know anything about based on literally nothing but memes
You're just a spoonfeeding retard
