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Why didn't Reese just stick a laser gun up his ass so he
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Why didn't Reese just stick a laser gun up his ass so he could use it to kill the terminator?
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>>63052210
TSA regulations
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The human body doesn't work that way, you ready too much Taiwanese porn comic
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>>63052210
He didn't build the fucking thing, he doesn't know how it works
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>>63052282
You would be surprised what people are able to shove up their ass
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>>63052292
He told sara that the reason the terminator could come back was because it was a machine covered in flesh
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How roomy is your rectal cavity, OP?
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>>63052210
No
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>>63052437
Not OP but my sphincter is loose, and I can cram quite a lot between my cheeks desu senpai.
Also, I could probably hide a backup weapon in my foreskin. Usually I keep assorted nuts and snacks in there as a snack, but I could change the loadout to suit the mission.
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The creator of this film thinks less about the details than his autistic fans. On second thought we are dealing with James Cameron...
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>>63052282
>>63052437
They could have sown one up in a dead comrade and sent it back with Kyle if they really wanted to/had a few decades worth of hindsight and nitpicking.
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>>63052330
couldnt he cover the gun in flesh?
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Same reason why he didn't bring the oozi nine milluhmeetah, the phased plasma rifle in the fouhty watt range, and the 12 gauge ottoloadah.
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Anything that's metal probably gets all fucking hot or electric or something. Terminator doesn't care because he's a big guy, but I'm sure that for Kyle Reese's Pieces it would be extremely painful.
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>>63052588
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>>63052309
Please demonstrate and post pics
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The Resistance should have used the infiltrator-making machines to cover Kyle Reese's body excluding his head in flesh. That way, when he got sent back, he could just tear off the synthesized flesh and be in full military gear.
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couldnt they just put it in a dead animal or something?
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>>63052210
>Skynet invents timemachine
>Only human can travel through it
Why?
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>>63052210
What do you think they're laughing about in the background?
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There wasn't any time, they had to send him back right away
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>>63052985
>There wasn't any time
But genisys.
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>>63052962
Humans are the key to all this
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>>63052919
Not even necessary, since they can harvest living tissue and keep it alive on a robot... why can't they just put it on a gun, or a tank, or anything?
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>>63052965
Now I've got to rewatch this movie
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>>63052588
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By that logic he could have just worn clothes.
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