ITT: Confusing boners when you were a kid
>>63049249
What's confusing about that? She was hot as fuck senpai
holy fuck I never knew how shitty the CGI was in beast wars. I thought it had the best grafics ever back in the day
>>63049487
It was 1996 senpai
>>63049487
same. That show was the best transformers show. shit was fucking dope and it just hurts to watch it now.
The scene in Antz when the giant kids shoe steps on the Princess. Makes me especially hard when she is stuck in the gum screaming get me out of here.
I remember asking my dad to leave. I prefer to think it's because I knew the movie was terrible even when 7. Or even that the Bane transformation scared me with all those veins and shit.
But no, it was a strange attraction to that lady in green
>>63049249
It's not like they never showed her actual pussy.
This whole scene.
When male characters are forcibly tied up/tied up and struggling/overwhelmed with force. Like superheroes and disney princes especially. Funny thing is I'm not gay. I'm assuming I was just projecting myself in those characters cause I'd like to be tied up. Now It's just female rape porn
>>63051900
Do you like fat chicks now?
>>63051942
Whatever you have to tell yourself, friend.
>>63052001
>thinking I'd lie on an anonymous board
>>63050068
This is some next level shit.
>>63051942
This
I remember one of my first boners was watching Link struggle after getting tied up in the barrel at the start of Wind Waker.
I'd also always get caught by moblin guards on purpose in the Forsaken Fortress because watching Link get thrown into a jail cell turned me on sooo much.
Get some taste lads
>>63051942
>Funny thing is I'm not gay
Yeah bro me neither, now lets get back to talking about fucking hot it is seeing guys struggling in bondage. The way their bodies contort, muscles flex, groaning as they try to break free. Damn, sure don't want to shove my dick in them though, nah bro.
>>63052079
Let me ask you something, anon. What'd you think of the capture scene in Sleeping Beauty? That scene had the same effect as boobs do before you realize what you're feeling. It was like a fascination
>>63052112
Fuck off. There's plenty of other threads on this board right this second
![latest[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IVXwmYT.jpg "latest[2].jpg")
Beast Wars was fucking dope, faM.
my fav was Rattrap. I still quote him all the time, tbH
>>63051552
there's even a BIG BLACK C-
>>63052181
agreed. loved that snarky little bastard
>>63052181
Well that's justPRIME
>>63052247
ayyy
he said that prolly once per episode tb.h
>>63050258
>asking my dad to leave
I can't imagine a situation where a child asks his dad to leave the room during a movie. That sounds hilarious.
>>63052181
Good thing Beast Machines never happened and he just went back to his hole in the wall with the torso-plate-less serving bots instead of becoming a depressed faggot with nothing useful about him apart from deus ex hacking abilities.
>>63051854
Dot was always too Peggy Hill to get me goin
>short hair
>>63052296
God, Beast machines made him look like a little paraplegic kid in a wheelchair.
>>63052181
>Rattrap
>in retrospect he had a hard Jewish accent
>Rat Jew
My political alignment has been preconditioned.
>>63052043
>thinking you're not lying to yourself
I was so weirded out by her head, but the way she was acting about Buzz and how they animated her got me to bonerville
I had never had one before so I went to the bathroom and just kind of stared at it,
shrugged it off and went back to watch cartoons
>>63051854
>>63052082
Adult Andrala was it mane
>>63052401
Das fuckin it
>>63052181
I was always a Dinobot guy with his existentialist Shakespearean monologues and internal struggle, but Rattrap was a close second. Especially with the top quality bantz between the two of them
>>63052478
I ship them :^)
>>63052293
>watch a silly capeshit movie with my autistic son
>Uma Thurman is pretty sultry in it and my son starts moving his hands over his thigh and I see he's clearly got a stiffy
>"dad please leave"
>wtf
>>63052247
This is the best Optimus Primal's form.
>can transform into a tank
>can transform into a jet
>his favourite wasn't Tarantulus the based evil spider scientist
Why wouldn't the objectively best character be your favourite?
>>63052733
Probably because he ended up having an uneventful death that left many of his plot-lines unconcluded.
Season 3 had problems with Hasbro. They made them put Tigerhawk in the show, which required a character to die due to the cast limit, but then they said 'kill him off because we're not making his toy', then they made his toy. They also waited until the last minute to tell them they weren't getting a Season 4, which also forced a quick wrap up.
>>63052372
I.. I need help, anon
![large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FHHYkk2.jpg "large[1].jpg")
>>63049249
Men in black 2
>>63052944
It's probably just cause you're a kid and yoy can see her boobs, anon. Don't beat yourself up
When it comes to early CGI, shadow raiders had some hot sluts.
>>63053601
Did this make you question your homosexuality?
>>63053622
Yes, I was actually getting a boner for the little guy they were seducing
>>63049249
Fun fact; Blackarachnia's spider mode had pedipalps. Only male spiders have pedipalps.
>tfw no qt spider shemale gf
who high test here
>>63052541
FUCK MY SIDES
That yellow girl robot from Robots
>>63053711
Best rack in the Disney Cinematic Universe?
>>63049249
pretty much every boner i had as a child was confusing cuz i didnt know what they were for...
on another note they are rebooting Reboot for a new series
>>63050068
Holy shit anon
>>63053843
holy shit
These things are the first thing I think I remember being attracted to in some way
>those dsl
>>63050258
Confused boners, not blatant and straight forward boners.
>>63053874
Wtf, anon. I guess I've always crushed on Belle so hard I never even remembered her. A Christina Hendricks body
>>63053874
>>63054344
The triplets had nicer tits that also bounced.
>>63054695
I respectfully disagree.
>>63051986
No, I like elephants.
>>63049510
>>63049487
>mfw it's been nearly 20 years since I watched this in preschool and kindergarten with my friends
I want to go back man
>>63052082
Was about to post this.
>>63052082
>tfw you're only able to post this because of her
I liked Star too, though.
>>63051854
so you like the crazy ones?
>>63052389
same for me. i was so young, i didn't get the vibe was getting off her.
>>63055053
>>63054076
Post yfw that song was originaly from porn Anon.
My parents made fun of me for blushing.
>>63055363
There's no way Krillin didn't tap that at least once
>>63051854
The episodes with Ash from Evil Dead always stick in my head
It was a two-parter I believe
>>63055387
Wait what?
>>63055404
He'd be mad not to.
>>63055332
>>63055401They made it look like it would feel really good...
>>63055421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkgi-6GVR4o
that voice
>>63055363
In what way is that a confusing boner?
>>63055363
yes this yes goood yessss
>>63053711
I'M NOT ALONE
>>63055403
This for me as well.
She was just so cute.
>>63055363
>not young bulma
>not launch
Get out
>>63055403
Bull fucking shit
>>63055387
>>63055241
>Raven coming through the black shadowy shit in the opening
Had to fap every time
>>63055568
wut?
>>63055053
we are siamese if you don't please
That square kite during the Rupert intro for some reason I'll never understand
That episode of rugrats where Tommy and Chuckie went through the machine and got turned into dolls. Rock hard and never knew why. Never questioned it.
>>63049249
Confuseing boners are not a thing for me.
I feel like I missed out somehow.
>>63054851
>>63053874
why do these screenshots look like they've been transferred from a PC CD-ROM version of the film?
Did they do some weird tracing for the Bluray?
My Little PonyThe old cartoon. And it was the human girl on it. And more of a pre-boner, first dream about seeing a girl naked. I think one dream even had her in a shower in the Jetsons future apartments. Probrably did not hurt that the girl had the same name as a girl in my class who sat near me.
>>63055812
Retard.
>>63055834
>>>/mlp/
and keep your name on next time pussy
>>63055803
My first dream girlfriend was a girl named lady who was essentially a human version of the dog from Lady in the Tramp. The dog never gave me a boner, but the human version in my dreams was certainly something special. I dreamt about her for a whole solid week, then never saw her again. I was 5 or 6 at the time.
>>63055401
>>63052214
What is worse?
In the new live action/cgi jungle book, Kaa has a beautiful female actress with a throaty as fuck voice who could make me trusssst in her all the way down her throat.
>>63055853
Not even the same guy, retard.
>>63054305
>>63050258
Well.. she was supposed to look like a drag queen and the whole movie was a gay man's fantasy.
>>63052293
I was at a panel at a con where an artist who works for DC Comics was talking about Man Of Steel. He said his sons, one about thirteen and one a bit younger, asked him if they could leave because hos dark and disturbing this Superman was.
Maid Marian's dancing from the Disney Robin Hood was probably my first weird boner. Fortunately I never went down the path of liking anthro furry crap when I got older.
>>63049249
>still would
>>63055920
Me too, man. Me too. Shortstack? DSL? A passion for kissing? Gorgeous to look into eyes?
Would fuck her senseless.
I was kinda shocked when recently a friend said he didn't remember Jenny in the Rocketeer. Her in that movie kinda changed my life.
>>63055853
>>63055812
Does /mlp/ even like human characters? Do they even post 80s G1 ponies? Not that I want to go there and find out.
>>63055918
Suuuuure you didn't
>>63055803
The old cartoon was ok. Friendship Is Magic on the other hand...
>clopping this
>clopping that
>>63055962
Nah, the original G1 ponies weren't as sexualized or the current ones. Problem is the artists drew the G1 ones like little lumps of playdoe.
And then you got very feminine curves and flanks in the modern version.
Kids get confused.
So do grown men.
>>63055962
shit. wait.. weird boners.. sorry.. been thinking about JCon since Carreer Oppertunities was on the other day.
Can't have your cake and eat it too, I guess.
>>63055999
>modern pony art
>sexualized
only if you're a filthy degenerate furfag/pedophile combo, amigo
>>63055803
Know what girl I liked like that?
The Princess from Gummi Bears. Calia, I believe her name was. She was sexy and lovely and so fuckable.
>>63055999
My Little Pony was a children's cartoon back then
Lauren Faust ruins everything.
Nice trips
>>63056009
Its not just the art man. Its the show itself. The animators actually draw them with much more... feminine... curves then the pudgy little ponies that were around in the G1 days. But hey, people are fucked up.
>>63055972
No really. I get off to Zoe Trent and ponies today, but I can't get off to anything in the anthro furry style like Maid Marian is.
>>63056043
Come on. Don't tell me you never wanted to be that little rabbit boy and have foxy Maid Marian steal your virginity.
>>63056057
To be fair if I found on-model Maid Marion porn that matched my fetishes I probably would be able to get off to it, but my point is that I'm not naturally oriented to that anthropomorphic furry stereotype designs now.
I used to get off to Ash Ketchum's boxers when Sabrina's father telekinesised his pants down, but I don't get off to boy's underwear now, even that same scene.
>>63056038
Yes. In my opinion, bronies are pedophiles. No wonder pedo cases are getting higher and higher...
>>63056117
Hahaha! And yeah, sadly Maid Marion lacked one thing that all milfy shota dominatrixes need.
Tits.
Bitch was flat as a board.
Didn't get a boner, but did give me some confused feelings as a kid.
>>63050068
fuck me I have to get out of this place.
>>63056222
>>63056265
He should have stayed as a squirrel.
>>63052181
nigga Depth Charge was my power fantasy
>>63049975
>That show was the best transformers show
Not a very high bar. Only animated comes close.
>inb4 Prime
>>63056274
Or turn her into a human
>>63056283
Dinobot was my power fantasy
>>63056314
Yeah because as a human she'd really retain her simple and innocent squirrel life bond with him.
>>63055800
I think that's just how the movie was animated.
>>63055427
It was first used, or at least first became prominent, in a film called Mondo Bizarro that was basically stroke material posing as a kind of travelogue/documentary.
>>63056345
Yeah she would because fucking magic I ain't gotta explain shit
I wonder how many of you are American.
Seriously the most autistic country in the world besides India.
>>63056406
Well, I stand corrected.
Bet she'd be cute as a button as a human as well.
>>63056409
I'm British if it helps.
And I don't mean generally, I mean specifically her expression in this shot.
>>63049249
She was such a slut. Nothing to be confused about.
>>63053804
My nigga
>>63049249
Wait, I wasn't the only one?
Thank fuck.
>>63052401
Confusing?
>>63056438
>Bet she'd be cute as a button as a human as well.
Indeed.
>>63055403
Fuck, me too.
>>63056314
>Girl coming on that strongly
>Turn her human
She would have been fat
>>63056755
MAGIC
A
G
I
C
Really liked the stegosaurus' fat ass and how the trex bit its neck so savagely to kill it.
>>63055332
there's an entire fan base of artists than only draw girls being hypnotized by kaa.
>>63056927
>Really liked the stegosaurus' fat ass and how the trex bit its neck so savagely to kill it.
The ass was fat eh?
>>63049975
>shit was fucking dope and it just hurts to watch it now.
it still the best transformers show desu
>>63057067
>>63050258
>getting a boner from attractive female
>confusing
fucking homo
>>63053711
bitch is hot as fuck and she's anything but high test
>>63056961
Molly master race
>>63055498
Hell yeah nigga.
>>63055332
>>63055401
>Two Jungle Book movie next year
>In one Kaa is voiced by Cate Blanchett
>In the other Kaa is voiced by Scarlett Johanssen
Those fuckers
>you will never be mind controlled and turned into a chark by a crazy bitch mermaid who wants to steal you away from the love of your life
why live
>>63052944
>>63053043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe64bLTw4_Q
Goddamn
>>63057342
>>63055498
I would date her even today.
>dat sophistication
>dat charm
>>63055591
>launch
good taste my man
>>63052181
>>63056283
Best Beast War is right here lads
>>63059687
How is that confusing? Marie is a cutie
>>63057976
What is Kaa?
>>63059772
Read a book, tigger.
>>63057084
>>63059787
I thought it was a snake
>>63057781
NO NO NOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *sizzle*
>>63055591
>not Android 18
>>63055962
She was supposed to be a Betty Page look-alike because the comic guy was a huge boner fan of her photos.
How is this not posted?
Come on /tv/..
Got the strangest but hardest boner from this all the way to the foot fetish starter scene on the beach.
>tfw when 8/10 qt fuck buddy is obsessed with TLM and we put it on all the time when I get called over for a booty call when home from college to cover our sex noises from her senpai
>"why are you so hard anon?"
>>63055950
>her
calling the millennials
>>63055757
what
>>63052478
Funny thing, they were voiced by the same guy.
>>63062710
>her alter ego was a man.
Jesus. They made those boners uncomfortable on purpose.
>>63059687
pretty sure they instigated my femdom/foot fetishes.
>>63049249
Was it autism?
>>63062793
I don't see what could be confusing about this.
>>63063234
Tarantulus seemed the most autistic, Rampage was just a psychopath
>>63057781
Oh God, this
>>63059687
>tfw always loved the episodes they were in because of muh dick
>>63062793
>just finished fapping to kim possible incest comic on /aco/ or /d/ whats the fucking difference i dont know anymore
>see this thread
kek at last i truly see why r34 exsits
>post yfw Rhinox beat the Predacons by farting
>>63055498
>>63057342
>she will never bite your head off immediately after you breed her
>>63063624
Shaak Ti is pretty hot.
>>63064065
When she takes off the old lady clothes.
>>63055568
Dear... Murphy
>ctl + f Nala
>ctl + f Gadget from Rescue Rangers
>ctl + f Caramel Bunny
>ctl + f Penny from Inspector Gadget
NO RESULTS TO ANY
/tv/ I am very, very disappoint
>>63064451
dat cadbury bunny
>>63053804
you just gave me flashbacks
>>63052181
Holy kek, for a moment i thought you were going to say that Based Rattrap was your first boner.
there was this show called "attack of the killer tomatoes", and in one episode the female protagonist got turned into a tomato.
>>63052293
For them to leave the movie theater probably.
>>63059180
>>63052944
I've seen this movie and don't remember a damn thing about it or the 3rd one. I remember everything from the 1st movie though.
I know I'm not alone with this.
>>63065238
I remember the vore scene, the worm in the subway, and Biz Markie beatboxing in the post office
>>63065401
giving me an adult boner senpai
also Lola from Space Jam
>>63052181
That scene where he cuts his way into Ravage's ship, bombs the fuck out of it, then rides the bomb in front of a wall of explosive awesome.'
Rattrap was best transformer ever to live.
>>63065448
>Lola
My nigga, I remember watching Space Jam with my mum in the cinema.
>in 1997
>>63057781
We're supposed to believe a fucking robot was built and programmed to scream in pain when it's feet are heated up? Bravo Lucas indeed.
>>63059687
Blue one Is my waifu
>>63062793
You're supposed to want to fuck them. The only confusing part is that the dork jew friend ends up fucking her.
>>63064451
Nala is a slut
I have a sneezing fetish now...especially for long helpless buildups.
>>63050068
tbf she said she started to like the protag in a pretty hot way, at least in my dub
>>63052181
Rattrap is my nigga.
Had a dream I married him
Don't judge me.
I only love redhaired women twenty years later.
Fooking animes, entertainment my ass
![ladybugs4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/27PjcXi.jpg "ladybugs4[1].jpg")
and now im into traps. thanks, Rodney.
>>63059687
This 2bh
Also there was something about Mariam Pataki that gets me going.
>>63065755
>liking alcoholics
![TPatF_1080.mkv_snapshot_00.29.53_[2015.11.26_13.30.51].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uJQydiV.jpg "TPatF_1080.mkv_snapshot_00.29.53_[2015.11.26_13.30.51].jpg")
you now realize that someone who was 12 when this came out can post on 4chan
>>63056447
UNA VELA
>>63062463
Because it's not confusing
>>63065755
Helga for me
>no one will ever love you as much as Helga loves Arnold
>>63050068
Post of the fucking week.
>>63049249
>>63065816
Think he meant this scene which I know got me to be a footfag
>>63052181
for me it has always been Tigatron and his brief reappearance as Tigerhawk
dat scream
>"Hey.....I'm.....I'm gorgeous!"
>>63057084
> imagine being missa etc
instantkek.jpg
>>63065434
Mah nigga
![Danny_Darla[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fXlbv2K.jpg "Danny_Darla[1].jpg")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB0n7KTyEdI
Best loli desu.
>>63063624
Those three are the only women Jedi that matter.
And I strongly dislike anthro.
>>63065834
UNO FARTO @ 3:17
>>63066109
woah now lets not say things we dont mean now
>>63064451
>Nala
fug
It's the black lips, I'm sure of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVrVgh5CD1c
>>63063646
I think I found Boyega's next role.
>>63065401
>I know I'm not alone with this.
Move to Russia.
>>63066208
i think it mush have been her eyes desu
>>63066234
>>63066274
>>63066316
>>63066203
I'm sorry I take it back.
>>63066234
>>63066274
>>63066316
I approve this sect
>>63066346
>>63055403
wew im not alone
Aisha Clanclan 2bh. Also that werewolf chick she fought in one episode
>>63065959
All of this as well. That whole scene was hot as fuck.
>>63066366
“I’m Russian and my English isn’t very well…
I’ve found one pic with Gadget in web a couple of days ago, on a popular entertainment site, with a little article of who she is and her story. From that moment i just fell in love with her. I’ve watched the cartoon when i was some about 5 or 6 years old, but even now i can’t remember something from it except the tune, and I’m not interested in it now. But Gadget crashed me into pieces. Her beauty, intelligence, kindness, mixed with fix-it-girl image is so tempting. Her pics from the cartoon are wonderful, but there is so much fan art where she looks just the ideal female. I look on her and think: what would i like to be changed in her? and understand- nothing. She’s perfect. In our dirty world She’s the only angel. I downloaded lots of her pictures within some days and keep looking and looking on her, just can’t take my eyes off. I absolutely understand the men who started the cult, because Gadget gives all us the hope that there’s the endless beauty in our world. The ideal girl. Which we’ll never meet in reality.
I love you, Gadget.”
>>63055363
>>63055404
>>63055537
>>63055591
>>63059216
>>63062206
http://www.rule34hentai.net/post/view/32742#search=kennycomix
>>63066427
>"Krillin still the strongest human"
>>63049249
menchi and buhara
Why it confused tho
>>63055053
buenooo
>>63066427
BLACKED
