ITT: Movies a father should watch with his son
The Road is a movie everyone should watch alone. You shouldn't ever watch a heavy movie with your dad.
Ur mums sex tape
poor little white guy 5
>see dad cry at a movie
>think less of him
>never look at him the same
>look at him with disgust for the rest of his life
Brokeback mountain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4AcXEXZvic
>>63049087
try finding your mum and dad's bag of dildos, buttplugs, lube... and... Fuck I can't even remember. I just wanted to borrow some socks god damnit, and I see this bag lying among my dad's socks and I think "Hey, maybe there's socks in there?" and I closed my hand around it, /tv/. I was closed around it for a whole second before i realized what had happened. I held it, and I could feel the bumps on my hand for days, and I couldn't tell anyone.
Big Fish
>>63049231
are you me?
>>63049087
>just autist things
>>63049306
Did you feel the touch of disgust upon your hand too?
>>63049087
i'm sure he looks at you with disgust, too. and he'll think about you with disgust after your hardened arteries finally get you at the old age of 25.
>>63049349
I wonder if the buttplugs were for your mom or dad
>>63049349
My little brother found a vibrator in my parents' closet and held it up to my face asking what it was. To this day I am haunted.
>>63049053
Only if your dad is a pleb. My dad showed me classics like The Great Escape, The Godfather, Apocalypse Now, Taxi Driver and plenty of great films.
>>63048985
Thanks dad
>>63049231
damn dude your parents are complete degenerates.
>>63049486
Porkys is a classic. My dad also showed me Dazed and Confused and said it was a remarkably accurate depiction of when he was a teenager.
The Edge
>What one man can do, another can do.
I miss you dad.
>>63049377
So have I, anon.
>>63049389
I found my GF's twin sister's vibrator last time I was visiting here. Completely by mistake of course, I was searching for an adapter she had borrowed from me.
>>63050240
>housesitting GFs mums house
>she's hot
>GF leaves, I snoop
>find her mums vibrator
>vibrate it on my frenulum
>>63048985
Viggo mortensen is such a beast
