I'm not sure why I haven't greentexted this yet, but here goes
>be me, 2 years ago
>work in semi-successful vintage clothing store in Liverpool
>going about my business as per usual
>out of nowhere Tommy Wiseau walks in
>I'm awestruck
>he approaches me
>hi Danny
>ask him what he's doing
>turns out he tours The Room round independent cinemas in UK
>for some reason he thinks that 18 year old me owns the store
>gives me a duffel bag full of Tommy Wiseau signature underwear
>tells me to sell it for him, he will return in a years time for the money
>makes vague threats about "trying to screw him over" and "legs being broken"
>mfw no one buys any of this underwear off me
>on the brightside I have a huge supply of what i can only call quality underwear
>I constantly live in fear of Tommy Wiseau returning for his money which I don't have for two years
>cant give him underwear back either, I'm so lazy that I just wore them out and threw them away and wore a new pair for the past 2 years
>just threw last pair away
>be me
Stopped reading there
post a pic of the underwear or you're lying
I was expecting a me underwares joke
>>63045680
bumping while i find pic
if this is true 10\10 op
>>63045557
>I constantly live in fear of Tommy Wiseau
I think we all do, in a way
He would do this
>>63045557
resurrection lad?
digging through a bag of rubbish at half 1 in the morning to find dirty underwear, the lengths OP goes to
I want to believe this is true.
>>63046101
Holy shit it's real
I feel as if I've ended up in an alternate universe.
Memes and reality are converging.
>>63046101
I had no reason to not believe this in the first place
>>63046101
Jesus Christ, OP. You are so fucked. How do you think he made his fortune to fund his movie? He sold bootleg jeans and threaten to break everyone's legs who didn't pay him.
>>63046242
no choice now, I have to kill myself
>>63046283
WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY, DENNY?
>>63046310
O siht, you guys! He's otno us!
Haha, what a story, OP
The best thing is there where about 50 to 60 pairs of undies in the bag, and he only said he wanted a pound for each pair. Lord knows which small Vietnamese village he has enslaved making them for him.
>>63046481
You went through 60 pairs of undies in two years?
>>63046559
with minimally washing them and alot of them getting destroyed and thrown out, yes
>>63046673
>alot of them getting destroyed
You a stripper, anon?
>>63046673
You destroy a pair of undies approximately every two weeks? Dude you need some vitamins
>>63046101
lmao did you read the disaster artist? remember the part where greg describes how freakishly strong tommy is? you're fucked m8
>>63046842
i shit you not he is the scariest person i have ever met, he had his duffel bag in one hand, an american football in the other, and he looked like he was melting.
>>63046242
>He sold bootleg jeans and threaten to break everyone's legs who didn't pay him.
Holy shit, he really is a slav.
If this is true, OP, you're well and truly fucked.
I can personally confirm that Wiseau doesn't back down on his threats.
Tommy can probably sense when his underwear is destroyed
He's defiantly gonna harvest your organs at some point
>>63046101
>>63045557
Is this some sort of elaborate ruse?
>>63047041
I wish
>>63046481
Wait, you're worried about Tommy breaking your legs over 60 pounds? Dude, he probably wipes his ass with more than that.
>>63047262
You realize this is Tommy Wiseau we're talking about, right?
>>63046101
he did the same thing with me!
my underwear proves it
>>63048021
I may be interested in purchasing some Tommy underwear. My only concern is that I might leave them at Tommy's house after I make out with my girlfriend.
>>63048102
The last thing I would want Tommy to have is me underwears.
Yeah I'm very busy OP, can you make this thread later?
>>63046101
You cheeky bastard
You are my rose, OP
