http://www.nationalreview.com/article/427570/creed-all-american-movie
Where were you when Creed was confirmed as the most American film this year? As one of the best films this year? A cinematic tour-de-force?
Where were you when Armond wrote up one of the best film reviews ever? His criticism is literally art.
Is Michael B. Jordan in Almond's spank bank?
B-b-but muh white characters
>>63044993
He's in everyones
I'm literally ordering my tickets right now. Armond is the only critic I trust now.
>not realizing everything Armond likes is bad and everything he dislikes is good
>>63045014
What white characters? Is the son of Apollo Creed supposed to be white?
>>63044976
>one of the best film reviews ever
It would be hard to top his review of Straight Outta Compton.
>>63045954
Except not. Armond loves the authentic and hates the inauthentic. Your memes of "good" and "bad" don't even enter into the equation.
>>63044976
Masterpiece confirmed, I already ordered my tickets.
>>63045954
kill yourself pleb
Is Rocky the most consistent Hollywood series?
Really only one of them has been bad
>>63044976
That was a pretty glowing review. Gonna check it out on Black Friday (no pun intended), so yeah.
>>63044976
>This shadowboxing translates Rocky’s journey into a black Oedipal drama.
Can someone help explain what he means by this? I'm not a smart man. "Oedipal" as I understand it is a trait of matriarchal obsession is it not?
>2015
>watching nigger movies
>Stallone getting an Oscar nom and a financial success while Hasbeenbegger keeps floping
/tv/ BTFO
>>63045954
If you agree with his agenda, I guess his word is like god.
>>63046387
I think it has more to do with the hate and angst he feels for his father (such as how Oedipus killed his father)
It translates to a very prevalent stereotype of black children without fathers in their lives (Adonis is shadowboxing footage of his father)
His review of Trainwreck was spot on too
>>63046135
Parts 1 and 6 are legit GOAT. The rest are cartoons but still a lot of fun. Creed looks as good as 1 and 6. Hell, if this speech doesn't hit you like needles in the heart, you ain't human.
http://youtu.be/D_Vg4uyYwEk
>>63044976
http://www.out.com/movies/2015/8/12/guy-ritchie-seduces-man-uncle
>>63044976
>the guy who liked Knock Knock and Furious 7
No
>>63046014
>>63046046
Fuck off contrarian shitheads
>>63047165
I'm sorry but here you are the contrarian.
>>63047165
"Contrarianism" is a meme oft spouted by video game players and redditors.
>>63047012
Ah thanks anon. I was too hung up on the clinical term of Oedipus.
>>63047136
Those were good movies though. Furious 7 did exactly what it set out to do. Knock Knock was a comedy disguised as a drama.
>>63045975
No, but SJW's and stormfags are so desperate for a race war that they'll manufacture some white backlash against any movie with a black lead. It'll happen eventually with this movie too
>>63047120
>he doesn't like Rocky IV
I must break you.
>>63047246
I love Rocky 4, but let's be real, Rocky is basically a superhero in it.
>>63047246
He literally said it was a fun cartoon. You're not implying that it's actually legitimately good are you?
>>63047241
>stormfag tweets something racist about the movie to rile up people
>SJW finds tweet and writes article about it, framing it as part of some bigger racist backlash
>hashtags surrounding the topic of Creed and racism starts trending
>progressive blogs everywhere write about it
>news stories reporting on it
>SJW's and stormfags win
>>63044976
>paying attention to Armond White
>being over 18 years old
Pick one
>>63047736
I'm 35. White is literally the only critic worth paying attention to. Kill yourself, child of Ebert.
>Armondkeks
>>63047736
>being this much of an entitled uncultured millenial
>>63047165
Creed has 93% positive rating on RT
Armond is with the consensus
>>63047664
>and WE lose
>>63047136
>literally knowing nothing about film
>>63047777
>seeing through Armond's hackery means you have to like Ebert
You might be 35, but your cultural understanding is that of a 17 year old try-hard hipster. Congratulations.
>>63047934
>Armond's hackery
Enlighten to us to our scintillating knowledge of the cinematic medium and art as a whole :^)
>Blade Runner? One of the best!
You're so juvenile
>>63048049
Ok, now I know you actually aren't 35. Don't worry, you'll grow out of Armond White eventually. We all did.
>>63048128
Nice Reddit memepinions
Any more shitposting you'd like to get out of your system before bedtime kid?
>>63047246
Rocky IV is shit. It completely disregards the down to earth and humble style of the first two movies. III was bad but IV was the death of Rocky as far as I'm concerned.
Also, II wasn't a cartoon.
>>63047120
>Not mentioning 2 as not a cartoon
2 was down-to-Earth and gloomy as FUCK. Not sure if I like it more than 1, but it was a really good sequel.
>>63048049
>>Blade Runner? One of the best!
Why do you always resort to shoving words into people's mouths? Absolutely nothing about that guy's post indicates he's a fan of Blade Runner. It would be nice if for once you debated someone without childishly smearing them.
>>63050190
It's a fairly common Armond West move to make. Movies like Blade Runner or 2001 are deeply loathed by Armond White because they don't touch any of the social issues he's concerned with. Movies like that only appeal to priveleged whites.
>>63050445
Sounds like somebody's got a case of the privileges.
>>63045954
You might as well type "I'm literally reddit"
>>63050445
>Movies like that only appeal to priveleged whites.
C u c k detected.
