life is
unfair...
>>63041102
>Balding so let me do this cool hairstyle
I'm so sorry Frankie.
>>63041102
>after the role of a life time I've been busy
>>63041102
What's that word again?
>>63041102
JUST
YOU'RE
f my crap up
>Insert tweet where he brags about having $50 million in the bank here
>>63041102
Family he definitely sexual intercoursed his feces up to be honest
>>63041296
That's something to brag about.
People can meme about him on /tv/ all he they want. But he gets to do whatever he wants for the rest of his life.
>>63041102
J U S T
U
S
T
>>63041338
This. And unlike someone like Drake Bell he didn't blow a bunch of money he didn't have on shit.
>Malcolm had girlfriends
did they jump the shark with this?
>>63041102
How so?
pls explain
>>63041338
>>63041401
This goes for every other JUST meme actor on /tv/ as well. They've lived better lives than any of us ever will.
>>63041102
XBOX GET ME AN APPOINTMENT FOR HAIR PLUGS
Ju...st
>>63041102
Raider scum
>>63041900
Just fuck my ears up.
>can literally fuck his ears
>>63041686
Yes, no, maybe, I don't know. Can you repeat the question?
>>63041900
OKAY IT'S CHILDISH GAMBINO HOMEGIRL DROP EM LIKE THE NASDAQ
>>63041102
>life is unfair...
Tell me about it, OP. He literally never has to work for the rest of his life.
>>63041102
Looks like mike from breaking bad
>>63041189
Having strokes?
>>63043548
Fucking hell. He isn't even good as an actor.
>>63043548
Did Malcolm in the Middle seriously make everyone that rich? I highly doubt that money is from his mediocre movies.
>>63043548
> not having a childhood
I'd rather have a proper childhood than be in his position with $40 million.
Most people don't realize how totally fucked being a child star is. It's no different than putting an 8 year old to work at Walmart.
>>63044451
They all made a load of money (Cranston had other jobs obviously, but the children virtually only had Malcolm in the Middle as a relevant role).
Don't know why Muniz has that much compared to the rest though, maybe the shitty movies he did after helped.
Its all about right place at the right time. Frankie fulfilled those requirements, did however many seasons MITM got + side movies, was smart about how he spent his money and now benefits from being bored with nothing to do for the rest of his life.
If you ask me, if i was in Frankies position i would brag about it too, always able to live comfy while the world goes to shit around him
>>63044747
Bryan Cranston and Frankie Muniz film when?
>>63044747
wonder what he got paid for sharknado 3
>>63044747
Erik is ded
>>63044705
Cool rationalization bro.
You are so full of shit. Just keep telling yourself that.
How did Malcolm become Taxi Driver?
>>63041102
Agreed. This mediocre actor retires with an 8 figure bank account and does whatever the hell he wants with his life, and I'm stuck working some crappy job just to make ends meet?
>>63041453
No. They never jumped the shark. He was always so awkward around them and ruined every single chance he had. Although all the girls weren't right for him anyways,except Cynthia who was perfect.
Is he dying?
of AIDS?
do you think he got to poke prime bynes?
>>63044747
>no adult pictures of dewie
I'm actually starting to believe the meme that he's dead.
>>63045511
He probably grew up all fucked up from being a child actor like the kid who played Anakin in starwars 1.
>>63044705
I think you're underestimating the value of 40 million dollars
>>63043548
He is so fucking ugly
Didn't Frankie retire?
He made all the money he needed before he was 20, so now he just races rally cars and shit. Jelly, tbhfam
>>63041102
New Taxi Driver?
>>63043548
ayyy lmao
>>63044386
>>63044451
When you play the titular character on a hit series, you can command a good salary. That show ran for six seasons so he'll be getting residuals for the rest of his life from it.
>>63044705
>It's no different than putting an 8 year old to work at Walmart.
except recognitiion, fame, connections, wealth(most likely going to your parents), and satisfaction in your work
i'd gladly give up my childhood to be set for life
>>63044705
Listen to child stars talk about their childhood, most did alright.
>>63041102
>>63046011
This. Anyone who says otherwise doesn't know how much money can make up for things.
>>63044747
>Christopher Masterson
>$10 million
Now, how many of that went to Scientology?
>>63041102
>Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads.
>>63043548
well shit, i'll shut up now.
i'm gonna go back to making fun of Drake Bell
>>63046011
>i'd gladly give up my childhood to be set for life
How many Jewish cocks would you be willing to have stuffed into your face and anus?
Also, keep in mind that the children at this age don't actually make the decision for themselves. Their parents make the decision for them.
Think about that very carefully.
>>63046171
GOAT
O
A
T
>>63045454
probably
>>63046160
>How many Jewish cocks would you be willing to have stuffed into your face and anus?
0 because i wouldn't have to, if being a child star is anything like dylan and cole sprouts say it is, i will gladly pick that up.
molestation is only when the parent's are only after the money and my parent's aren't like that
>>63046214
they totally fucked
>>63046214
I dunno man, he's shorter than her and she probably had her pick of any dick she wanted. Why she'd go for a scrawny guy who looks half her age when she can be plowed by just about anyone is beyond me
>>63046045
>>63046171
>can handle the bantz
>not a Jew
Why is /tv/ trying to hate on based Frankie again?
>>63045511
Frankie muniz went full charlie sheen
Justin Berfield looks like a gay porn star
i believe Erik Per Sullivan came out the best looking
>you will never have his perfect soft hair+hairstyle
>>63046045
It's funny that in the whole show, the family is poor as fuck and struggles for everything, even food or electricity bill. Even in the finale, Lois said to Malcolm that the will struggle during all his life to make ends meet, but that ultimately it will be positive for him, that he will be a good human being and know how much middle class people have to endure.
But the real life actor is set for life at 20 and shitposts all day long on twitter.
>>63046045
jesus he is so fucking cool, he basically raped that guy
>>63041102
You're right. The poor, poor man.
>>63046293
Isn't he gay now though? I remember reading it on his imbd or somewhere
>>63046297
>But the real life actor is set for life at 20 and shitposts all day long on twitter.
Is that really any worse than not being set for life and shitposting on 4chan?
>>63046337
I'm glad that he finally managed to find a girl shorter than him.
>>63046358
Yes. He's literally living the average shitposter's dream life.
>>63046337
>40 mil in the bank
>wears clothes from walmart
literal goat
>>63046358
He's living the dream.
Why are title characters always the worst of the main characters in their show?
>>63046354
No
>>63046297
Lois was a heartless bitch, always putting Malcom down at any opportunity because she wants him to be president
Makes my blood boil but goddamn she is a milf
>>63046394
Same with Leo and he's worth like 4x what Frankie is.
>>63046429
Lois was right.
>>63046419
Not Malcolm, Dewie!
>>63046429
>not beating your children so they hate you and get used to overcoming adversity
>>63041338
It's not about whether it's something worth bragging about that people find funny m8. It's the fact that he's so insecure about his career now he resorts to bragging about his money when some random person on twitter gives him shit.
>>63046616
what are you talking about? He doesnt have a career and he knows it, he retired. He literally said he has 50 million in the bank BECAUSE he could retire at what, 20?
He's literally the ugly manlet version of Seanbaby
>>63046616
Normally I'd agree but I like it when celebrities actually respond to shitposters. That guy got rekt so bad.
>>63046337
this kid looks like how i picture every american kid from buttfuck towns
Lois did nothing wrong
>>63046461
what a fatass
>>63046269
oh look, a blacked poster
>>63047011
That's part of what makes Leo so based. He drinks, smokes and is always skinnyfat until he has to get in shape for a role but he can still bang virtually any woman he wants. I'd do exactly the same thing if I were in his position.
>>63046337
Fuck outta here Frankie
>>63047047
No, she probably just fucked ripped white guys 3-5 years older than her.
>>63047350
thanks mate
>>63041102
He'd be fine a live action Fallout movie.
>>63046337
>Just imagine those man hands fondling his 40 million dollar cock
>>63047940
Goddamn, it's like she's had a hand transplant, it looks terrible.
>>63044747
>Don't know why Muniz has that much compared to the rest though
Here is a hint. The Show wasn't called Dewie in the Middle, or Lois in the Middle, or Reese in the Middle, or Hal in the Middle.
The show was a hit. They made 150 of them.
>>63041900
>black kids who grows up with white parents
>>63041401
I don't think Drake Bell ever had 50 million in the bank.
why the fuck these niggers are so rich? was the show so successful?
>>63048262
Yes, it was extremely successful. If you were born before 1999 you would have known that.
>>63048015
Apparently he was earning over 100k per episode once the show became a big hit.
>>63048262
>was the show so successful?
I dont know man. The show ended almost 10 years ago and it still gets regular threads in the asshole of the internet.
You tell me.
>>63046293
>Justin Berfield looks like a gay porn star
Justin Berfield is basically a gay porn star
yes no
>>63048744
i don't know
>>63048835
JUST
>>63048835
You fucked it up
>>63048835
and you're not so big
>>63044747
I know Malcolm was the star of the show, but how the hell does he hold up against Cranston in terms of net worth today?
>>63043548
net worth doesn't mean shit, they don't actually have all that money, it's just an estimated worth based on their salary per movie
>>63049536
frankie d double dog dg said himself that he had 40 big ones (forty big ones!!) in the bank brother familia quite honest man
>>63044747
Agent Cody Banks is a top tier comfy movie
>>63048961
uoy rof<
>>63046293
Classic
>>63046337
>finally find short woman willing to date you
>she has the hands of a white NBA player
>5'5
why are manlets so angry bros?
>>63050295
can't buy height
>>63044747
>he didnt like Pizza Man
Fucking plebs on my /tv/
>>63050394
>2011
I had no idea he was still doing movies at this point.
>>63050394
>Pizza Man is a 2011 low-budget, superhero film directed by Joe Eckardt and starring Frankie Muniz, Shelley Long, Michael Gross, Ashley Parker Angel, Dallas Page and Adam West.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_Man_(2011_film)
So there's really nothing Adam West won't do, huh?
>>63050394
>Shelly Long
>>63041102
He's one ugly motherfucker.
But he retired at 30 years of age, he's living the life.
>>63041900
who's the fluid druid hiding behind tyrone?
>>63049766
yfw Cody Banks was a CIA agent who fought a big guy
>>63045799
features that make for cute kids typically make for ugly adults
>>63050139
They don't look too bad in this picture.
Y E S
>>63051621
Tell me about it.
>>63041804
Brendan pls go
>>63041900
I never knew Stevie was LGBTQ in real life. Good for him.
>>63051572
And Keith David was the director of the CIA.
>>63051802
ironic, seeing as the voice actor who played his father on the show later went on to be the voice of uncle ruckus on the boondocks
>>63048453
i never watched television, it's all garbage
>>63051704
she behaves as a skank
>>63051742
The funny thing is Edward Furlong was good at playing a rebellious jerk-ass kid/teen and he would be good at playing what those jerk-asses grow up into. He just needs a good role as a biker or some chain-smoking hacker and he'd be golden.
>>63051802
Stevie is a LGBLTBBQ?
>>63041338
I woudln't trade looking like him for 50 million dollars.
>>63052456
What, he looks like a normal guy. He's just balding. Which happens to most men, sooner or later.
>>63041102
JUST
>>63043548
I guarantee he's miserable. All the money in the world, but all he really wants is genuine human connection. He can't leave his house without someone shouting "Hey Malcolm!" at him. He can't ever have a real relationship with a girl, always knowing in the back of his mind she's only with him for his money and for the novelty of "hooking up with that weird child actor". So what, he can buy a nice car and a big house. There's no way money fills the void he feels inside.
>>63050394
>he's taking a slice out of crime
Who writes this garbage?
>>63052632
Bargain Jews.
>>63052405
he's not bad at his roles at all, he's just fat and a drug addict, if he got his shit together he would have been good, he's not even ugly when he loses weight.
>>63052405
>>63052667
Here's my pitch for a show with him.
Druggie GOAT DJ who missed his big chance, now he opens for less talented DJs who sound all the same, and playing in occassional clubs, has two ex-wives, both with kids, both with large alimony. Similar to early Californication.
>>63052489
The guy you're responding to is a male model, like most of us on this board. What, you're not?
>>63052601
He races expensive cars just for fun. I don't think he's thinking about all that too much.
OI LIFE IS UNFAIR INNIT?
>>63052952
safe
>>63052938
Because people never do fun things to distract themselves from shitty realities.
>>63051802
It's just LGBT, fuck off back to tumblr.
>>63044451
Yup. I feel like I still see it on every once a while.
>>63044451
No. He made most of the money from investing.
He lacks self awareness but he's a clever guy and isn't just "living off" his child star royalties.
>>63044747
I'd fuck her up her 9 million dollar ass so hard it's not even funny anymore.
Name one bad MITM episode.
Protip: you cant
>>63053904Clip shows
>>63053904
I am marathoning from s7 to s1
currently at s04e20, future malcolm. the last season are very average, but still better than the typical american sitcom.
>>63050394
Look at how utterly bored muniz looks in that. It's like "I'm here for the paycheck and it don't matter what I do or how I look, I'll still get it"
>>63044705
A lot of us already had unhealthy and pathetic childhoods all things considered. Malcom seems normal.
>>63046171
Well he's rich and I doubt he breathes politics so meh 2/10 if I was him I'd be a hardcore libertarian
>>63053077
Probably most people have sad shit lives when you boil things down like a dickhead. He's healthy and lives life in total comfort. Drop the "poor little rich man ;_;" bullshit.
>>63054740
>healthy
Pretty sure he had like 2 strokes, considering his age that sounds very unhealthy
>>63054765
2 minor ones tho. Big deal everyone has something off about them. Doesn't have HIV and he can probably train for a marathon. He's healthy. If anything fucky happens down the line he can afford top surgery.
>Height: 5'5"
Just fuck my growth up family.
>>63048644
sauce?
>>63046271
Jealousy is a powerful emotion, anon. Especially when 90% of /tv/ consists of fat loser closet redditors that have accomplished absolutely nothing in life.
testing ban...
>>63052456
Enjoy working a shitty job for the rest of your life.
>>63043548
tell that everyday to yourself every morning la
>>63046714
he looks straight out of rural indiana
>>63056154
same
>>63041102
>ugly kid becomes an ugly adults
WHAT A SHOCKER!
>>63041102
What the hell are you guys talking about? This guys awesome! Malcolm in the Middle was a great show.
Poor Frankie, he's not even the main subject of MITM ads anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS0jNP_ldks
>>63041935
underrated
>>63048015
Even then, all the characters appear a lot even if Malcolm is the "lead". He is even absent in some in some episodes, or have a very small part of the screen time. I'm just surprised that he has 4 times more money than, let's say, Berfield, even though they have about the same amount of screentime. Even if the show was called Malcolm in the middle, all the family members were relevant.
For the fact that they all have a lot of money, that's not a surprise since the show ran for 7 seasons and all the characters (minus Francis) appear in almost all the episodes (sometimes one of the character was absent for some reason but that's rare). I'm just surprised by the fact that Muniz got as much money as all the other characters combined, not counting Bryan Cranston.
>>63044747
>tfw can never take Cranston seriously in any role because I will always see him as Malcolm's dad
>>63041102
if he had grown taller, never had strokes, had a full head of hair, and never bought that Puma shirt, and had a healthy acting career, this thread would never have been made
>>63044747
Other than Hal and those meme movies Malcolm did, did any of them do anything else other than the show?
>>63046616
That's such a bullshit mentality. The other guy talks shit and the celeb is petty for putting him in his goddamn place? I love it when they remind shittalkers how much their life sucks compared to theirs. Start shit, get hit.
>>63046293
Looks like the budget version of Paul Dano
>>63052405
He would have been perfect in Sons of anarchy
>>63044705
>I'd rather have a proper childhood than be in his position with $40 million.
you know Brian hung around with the young actors alot so they wouldn't be lonely?
>>63043548
He can't act for shit...
It's always fun watching people attempt to shit on Muniz knowing their lives are probably worse and they are likely no better looking physically. On top of being poorfags by comparison.
>>63058878
Isnt that the entire basis behind celebrity gossip magazines?
>>63058878
i thought people were shitting on him because he was both rich and a giant douche about it
>>63041189
tbf he retired
>>63057893
Reese is CCO of Virgin Produced.
reminder that malcolm in the middle already was a proponents of BBC
>>63059554
>Reese is CCO of Virgin Produced.
I would love to see Reese work IRL.
>>63041155
jesus christ he is like 24 how is he balding?
>>63050495
>So there's really nothing Adam West won't do, huh
Adam West has been playing Adam West for the past 20 years, anon.
That's his niche
>>63058878
Hi Frankie.
>>63060853
Hal was based.
>>63061581
I like this guy as well
![2x24 - Evacuation.avi_snapshot_13.14_[2013.07.13_23.22.37].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/z6NYY3d.jpg "2x24 - Evacuation.avi_snapshot_13.14_[2013.07.13_23.22.37].jpg")
at least her zits have cleared up
>>63049245
frankie had some successful movies.
>it's a Lois delivers Jamie two parter
>It's an older Dewey episode
>>63059710
Eh, some people have it way worse. Patrick Stewart was rocking a comb over as early as his mid twenties. The difference being that Patrick is talented and actually looks good bald.
>>63048015
Still, the fact that Malcolm still has more money than Cranston after that sweet sweet Breaking Bad money is insane.
>>63062018
>it's a Hal learns that lois was the typical woman since HS, aka a whore.
>>63041102
Hes like a shitty Travis Bickle
He got beaten up by his girlfriend on a regular basis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaHIadz_z4A
>>63057597
Hal is best character. Bryan is a popular meme actor. Brits have absolutely horrid taste in television. It makes sense.
>>63057708
>He is even absent in some in some episodes, or have a very small part of the screen time
Only true in the highschool part of the series. I rewatched it a few months ago, Malcolm completely dominates the first few seasons, it's only in the later seasons that the time is so split.
Funfact: Stevie appears in 19 more episodes than Craig does.
>>63061726
I loved him at first, but he stayed on too long. Malcolm's first teacher was better, and such a qt.
>>63041338
Just like Bam!
>>63062183
It's a Dewey and the Busey's episode
