Meme plumber of success edition
Apprentice is on soon, making a thread ahead of time so there's no two like usual
>post yfw this autist wins
>>63038300
can't fret the brett
>>63038300
He's made too many enemies already.
Best rivalry is Richard vs Charlene though
fianl 5 predictions?
gary
charlene
richard
brett
scott
Who /RICHARD/ here?
https://youtu.be/AbBN5TKL7IE
>>63038300
PROFESSIONALISM!
I get the feeling Brett's fav book is probably The Idiots Guide to Business
>>63038349
You're mental if you think Scott would get through but Joseph wouldn't.
Best Boy = Gary
Best Girl = Charleine
You'll never bang Selina
>>63038458
Worst boy: Scott
Worst girl: Vana
Also, looking forward to when Selina gets fired.
Really don't like her.
>>63038349
Final 3:
Brett
Vana
Gary
What the fuck is Cuffs
The Beeb makes some right shite these days
>>63038541
they always have
I'm here lads, looking forward to peep show after.
Who /richard/ here?
>>63038554
True, but now it feels like there's not even anything good on there at all now. Used to be there was at least some good stuff.
The only drama I've liked that they've done this year is Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell, and that was literally just the book adapted.
>says youre fired
>hadnt even employed them to start with
Don't let the pretender thread become the general
Vana wins btw
IN THE BIN
If charlene doesn't get fired it's a joke.
Also this episode will be the most cringe worthy (even more than the others).
>>63038620
Would bang
>>63038610
Yeah I fucked up, I didn't see this one. I've done the right thing.
How do you fags watch the apprentice without Trump?
Can't wait to see Charlene go mental
JUST SMASH MY FACE IN
What's the little mousy bitch called again?
>>63038620
This.
>>63038300
Dubs confirms he'll be in the finals at the very least...now if they trips then that would be a different story.
>Richard with his shirt off
HNNNNNNNNG
>>63038673
Selina? Or Vana?
Shit lads, I didn't see the official in the catalog.
Migrate:
>>63038559
>>63038559
>>63038559
>>63038694
selina ty m8
>>63038673
That could be any one of them
Love Joseph's style 2bh
Those fucking bracers
>>63038694
Vana, she has class.
>>63038656
SHAT
IT
Best girl: Vana
Best boy: Richard
>>63038701
>5 posts
here we go
>Selina around children
Ugh god, is this where she decks someone and leaves the show?
David to go this week
>Britain's largest collection of kids things
I thought Jimmy Saville had that
Eh
Eh
>>63038701
stop
£2000 for a kids birthday fuckin hell sugar
Obviously she'd pick based Richard
>right up your alley Selina
>you do people don't you
The person whos fired is the one who poisons the mother
>children event
Sounds like a pedo episode
>>63038085
I SEE STRAIGHT FROO U
>I don't like Children
You're the kind of person where we can tell
She picked Richard???
Why on earth would you pick Richard
>richard and charlene no longer on thesame team
>why watch?
>>63038796
perfect for pedo joseph
Calling it now, Jamal is a cunt
Jesus, two project managers in a row
RICHARD AND CHARLENE ARGUMENTS NOT HAPPENING
Bourgie cunts with spoilt bratty kids.
>mentions nut allergy
I KNOW WHAT'S COMING UP LATER ON GUYS
She only likes him because he's a complete idiot and can dump the blame on him
Big Al investigated by Operation Yewtree when
>kid is literally called jamal
>>63038809
Because Richard is obviously the best candidate
Selina is a fucking idiot.
Selina you've been a whore for over ten years.
>being a bitch to a nervous kid
jej
Hang on, has Jamals dad been keked? Looks nothing fucking like him
>Paki kid
Actually I don't even know
What fucking ethnicity is that
>nut allergy
I FUCKING CALLED IT LAST WEEK
HERE COMES THE NUT ALLERGY
POISONING
Fuck, I thought this'd be the episode where Selina goes but the preview a few eps back shows she still makes it to an episode where she loses with Joseph on the same team :/
>>63038848
>>63038847
uno it senpai
Selina is tragic
I bet she came from a very privileged background and underneath the surface she's a complete scab
I reckon it would be worth getting fired just to shit up the party for the spoilt kid and his snob parents
>A yank and a paki
Fuck London
>>63038867
Too busy getting gangbanged by arabs
I like David
He seems like a nice bloke
Has there EVER been a female businesswoman under 40 on this show who got where she is today by doing something other than taking some millionaire's dick?
>>63038847
Do you mean you watched the trailer, it was so obvious a retard could see it
>>63038883
>he doesn't live in a vibration multicultural city
Enjoy your poverty
I like Vana, desu
>>63038721
>Brett hosting games
At least one child will die
>>63038907
would chill and watch the champions league with, maybe split a gram of coke
would not go into 250k business with
This athletic trainer is based
>>63038847
>>nut allergy
i remember someone saying it
was it in the trailer?
what kind of birthday do you want
just sports day my shit up senpai
Vana is looking well fit this week ngl
Jesus this athletics stuff is a w f u l
Can't they just have then run around a park.
This week's prize: bukakki Karen.
brett shitting on scott in tug of war soft kek
>tfw never had a big birthday party thrown for me ever or ever tried to host one
Is this good or bad?
>>63038911
Why add "on this show" to that question?
glasses on the milf
>£2k budget
Put some fucking PS3 games in the party bags.
>>63038911
>>>/r/TheRedPill
>>63038995
this
i want her to finger my prostate
capeshit goodie bag or FUCK OFF
>Calling macarons macaroons
uncultured
>>63038982
Parties are shit. You're not missing out
>>63038982
>He never had his whole class invited to his 11th birthday party at the local swimming pool
If I ever have kids I don't want them to be spoiled little shits like the ones I imagine these will be 2bh
>>63038916
>he doesn't live in a vibration
I know what you're trying to say, but what the fuck are doing?
>>63038962
Seriously. Her personality as well contributes a lot. She never really launches personal attacks on people; always professional.
>>63038944
>mfw this actually happens
I'm pretty sure vana is a character on peep show
That woman who got sectioned
Selina is an idiot
Luckily Richard will completely ignore her
>high end barbecue
>£9 a party bag
jesus
>cheap arse party bags.
>for the spawn of London reptilians.
Shiggy m8.
>Yo yo yo
>>63039045
Mary
I see the similatiries though
>inb4 you're spookt when she appears on peep show in 45mins
>>63039065
Joseph thinks he is like his paki mates
S E L I N A ͏ ͏ ͏ O U T
>party bags
>"why...?"
Kek
YOYOYO
marvel up my party bag
These party bags are utter fucking trash
>>63039033
I was always more bothered with my dad taking me to the Formula 1 tbqh
My 21st was just a bunch of lads down the Chinese getting absolutely ratarsed as well over the whole black tie thing, it was brilliant
brett gonna flip shit and murder everyone
>>63039063
>they turned down 15 but agreed to 9
wtf
i can see them saying fuck off, and i can understand them having more money than sense
but to say no then yes baffles me
WHERE IS THE CLOWN
>No phone number
JUST FUCK MY SALES UP
literal cheap plastic trash kek
>MAY CONTAIN NUTS
>BUYS IT
IT'S
FUCKING
OVER
>>63039115
perfect birthday desu m8
How fucking hard is it to have a cake made that has no fucking nuts anywhere near it?
>nut allergy
>buy a cake that may contain nuts
????
>may contain nuts
you guys are nuts more like
DON'T get those shitty party bags
These fucking kids are used to getting iPads for passing school spelling tests, they'll laugh these bags of tat in the face
>10 quid a bag
>don't even know you will get any money back
Mental
>may contain nuts
How amazing would it be if they kill the birthday boy's mum?
>>63039149
Pack your shite Charleine
MAY CONTAIN NUTS MEANS IT MAY CONTAIN NUTS
WHAT THE FUCK
>may contain nuts
Charlene dun goofed
>gasping at £10 for a party bag
>but will try and sell fish fingers for £5 each
>>63039133
Gary is a well known penny pincher as seen last week when he was selling discount products 3x the price of poundland
could be his undoing.
> don't sorry about the nuts in the cake
JUST FUCK MY WIFE UP
Charlene confirmed for gone
Why didn't they go to a place that makes personalized cake instead of a place that sells cakes?
>>63039115
Do formal 18ths and 21sts still happen?
>>63039185
She's gone, done.
>>63039180
The whole party is just going to drop dead
>may contain nuts
This is going to be what keeps Selina in another week
MAY CONTAIN NUTS
>>63039173
This, we're talking about spoiled little shitheads.
>client doesn't want anything too girl
>party bag with her name written in jewels
>fucking tea party
Shut it down.
>>63039149
>TFW I HAVE A NUT ALLERGY AND THIS REALLY ACTUALLY TRIGGERED THE SHIT OUT OF ME
CUNTS
A Chocolate cake? Pretty hard if you buy a cheap one, because they all just use nutella or an even cheaper hazelnut base.
CRIIIINGE
>glowsticks
>in daylight
?????????????????????????????????
>don't run
>don't go to the top
>£2000 (TWO-THOUSAND POUNDS)
Muh health and safety
>No running
>No climbing to the top
>Watch your fingers kids
WORST FUCKING PARTY EVER
>>63039231
>what is victoria sponge cake
>All those questionably ethnic kids
He's wise to be such a strict cunt desu
Those snob parents look like they'd sue out of the are over a sprained ankle
Worst party ever fucking hell
>people still hi-5
>>63039197
no i meant the client agreeing to the price
>Brett
>Vana in for another week
My bet carries on.
Fucking hell they should have just taken them paintballing and to the cinema jesus christ.
To be fair to the guy if the kids DID hurt themselves they'd get annihilated by sugar
That joke
>>63039258
Not a chocolate cake.
>dat peak of the teenagers underwear
Have these fucks ever had a birthday party?
Book a room, get some "youth" dj, and pour vodka into the orange juice
Job done
> MAY CONTAIN NUTS
> OK LETS BUY IT
Kid is gonna be Dead at his party
Having to mute this shit lads
It's more embarrassing than Peep Show
>>63039258
not chocolate
>happy birthday me
the single mum looks like that milf, penny something? that used to present gmtv
would bang
>>63039286
>Fucking hell they should have just taken them paintballing and to the cinema jesus christ.
This, how hard is it to put on a decent kids party?
the cake is fucked
NUTELLA SPREAD
>DOES IT CONTAIN NUTS?
>>63039336
this
>>63039325
Kid's mum, you mean
These kids are not having fun
at all
>>63039281
I know, just saying that he goes for insane prices
Nutella rofl
Are they going to bang all them girls?
>>63039344
These people are clueless, the parents seem very protective of their kid, they will not go for that cake if it "may" cotnain nuts. dumb fucking twonks.
CRIIIIINNGEGEEEE
HEY M8 REMEMBER YOUR CRINGE AS FUCK PARTY THAT WAS PROPER SHIT?
>its not name brand nutella is it?
>ok great so 100% it cant have nuts in it then
BRETT SINGING
CRINGE LEVELS OFF THE CHART
On paper this paki party sounded like a winner but it has been shit.
David is gone
FUCKING NUTELLA
IM SO FUCKING ANGRY I REALLY HOPE THEY DIE OF CANCER THESE FUCKING CUNTS I HOPE THEY REALLY DIE
This is awful
I would fucking jump out the top floor of that bus jfc
The paki milf is actually quite hot tbqh
Just stick on top 40 hits or whatever ffs
This is fucking embarrassing
these girls are way too young to know britney baka
Wouldn't let any ethnic kids attend my kids parties tbfh
>do you like that
>no
>>63039391
IT WAS ON THE TELLY AND ALL
I miss Elle's big sloppy arse, lads.
She was shit-thick and as much use as nuns tits, but I do love a fat posh bird.
>>63039411
I'd let her choke on my nuts.
why would they want this random man singing on your birthday
>>63039417
fuckin lel
That sick atmosphere
>tfw shielding my eyes from the screen because it's so cringe
N U T S
U
T
S
>bacon at a party in London
>>63039439
Brett is a ledge
>tfw these overbearing parents who'd rather they get on TV than give their kids a proper party and then act all controlling and shit
>julie has to sit 50ft away from potential nuts
>wanting a bunch of 30 somethings running your party
What the fuck
Just go paintballing
Why does the mum need to eat that shitty cake anyway
>yfw Varna will never be your slave
>uncle Sam/Tom
This seems almost unfair 2bh
Why have someone with a nut allergy on it makes one team's job WAY more difficult.
>>63039470
Pretty much. All the people in each episode are told this is all for the apprentice right?
How is it ok if it MAY contain nuts?
Surely you wouldn't take the fucking chance?
>vana is his slave
Pretty aroused now
these kids will remember this for the rest of their lives as "that shit party"
>>63039470
The American hasn't said shit though and the others are just concerned these guys don't poison their son.
>>63039501
small doses won't trigger a reaction
much like shitposting
>>63039496
Well obviously
If it was random people they'd never make any sales whatsoever
>>63039451
Someones nuts will be on the chopping block at the end of all this
>>63039495
Only because they know nothing about nuts
An idiot would know the spread was nothing to worry about
Cannot wait to see this paki dad go mental at the end
>cum-stained t-shirts
Only £9!
YADHTRIB YPPAH
Those shirts
JUST NUT MY SHIT UP
>>63039520
>>63039501
i dont, she deserves to go into anaphylactic shock for risking it, the slag
Jesus christ
I can't handle how embarrassing this all is
>>63039532
£17 m8
This episode is appalling
>>63039496
It's literally the only reason they sell anything, could you imagine walking up to people in the middle of London flogging fish fingers without an entire camera and production crew there.
>>63039501
Do you read packaging? Everything may contain fucking nuts.
if only she had personalised the party bag the client might have gone for them
Why would you even think t-shirts were a good idea.
>>63039565
appallingly hilarious
>do you want to spend your kid's birthday haggling for shitty party bags in a back room?
Weyyy
Fucking mongs
Jesus are these some of the worst candidates in the shows history
>>63039557
When he started singing and the kid goes "that's old" top fuckign cringe, im almost turned this shit off but i wanna see how this train crash ends.
david fuckt up the tshirts
david is going home boys
The tits on that birthday girl christ
>>63039585
They're on telly, of course they are
>vana will never make your cake hard
>yelling at Vana
This is the most Alan Partridge inspired episode of the Apprentice ever.
>>63039569
thats not true dipshit, do you even have a nut allergy? only people with the lowest tier of allergies would eat something that says may contain
Why did she want Richard again?
>>63039615
Paedo
>>63039501
It's mostly on there as a liability thing on the part of the manufacturers
i wish richard was my dad and scott was my older brother
>those fucking cakes covered in sugary sweets
Fucking terrible familia
I never got invited any parties as a kid haha
holy shit this richard
Boardroom time. Shows over
See you next week guys!
>>63039633
Yes
Yes I am.
That cake is tragic
Just posted in the wrong thread lel
>>63039621
i want to cum on vanas big bacon ears
