What is the best way to sneak food into movie theaters?
>>63037927
HONESTLY
You wait till the theater isn't busy and there aren't a lot of people in the lobby.
If you come in with a ticket and food and just refuse to get rid of it and act like a spoiled child and you just can't understand why people won't let you do whatever the hell you want whenever the hell you want. Most theaters will just let you in to avoid the hassle.
Life hack... acting like an entitled cunt long enough will get you most things you don't deserve.
>>63037927
in your gfs bag
Go in with the designated shooter
>>63038140
I see what you did there.
If you are young, particularly college aged, use a backpack.
I FUCKING HATE YOU, OP. GIVE ME THAT SHIT. AND A SORBET.
In your pockets. Theater staff aren't going to do shit
>>63038140
thisinb4 normans gtoo rooo
>>63038368
I'm in Texas, our shooter has started coming in with an armed escort because of crazies with guns
>>63038140
This. No one is going to check a girls purse. Always put some candy and a water bottle filled with whiskey in my girls bag.
>>63037927
Up your butt.
>>63038461
Single white male goes to theater with backpack.
You are asking for trouble m8.
>>63037927
Hip flask and a snall undershirt fanny pack (the kind used for oversees travel and hiding your valuables from muggers). Not like they pat you down.
>>63037927
I work at a theater.
Literally NOBODY cares if you sneak shit in unless it's like 6 extra large pizzas.
How about just let your falcon carry it into the theater? They don't check the animals you bring with you
>>63038538
use a flask you uncultured schweine
>>63037927
>movie theaters
>2015
Do those still exist?
>>63038140
>tfw theaters here do bag searches now or you're not allowed in
>>63038707
A Flask can't carry as much ya fucking light weight
>>63037927
>>63038462
Holy shit, that looks good. Where can I get it?
>>63038747
Do you fucking live in Compton or something?
>>63038747
>tfw you are a fucking kek socialist sympathizer if you allow this to happen
>>63038750
Burger King m8
Oh cool, a place I can rant about BK
So chicken fries were the best thing ever, and I just found out they changed the recipe. Now they taste like shit, and I no longer have any fast food that I like. I'm probably going to try that Surge icee but I know it'll be gross. Tried some cans of Surge from the store and it wasn't as good as I remembered.
>>63038538
Hiding your whisky in a water bottle, in a girls purse. C u c k plz.
>>63037927
you walk in with it in ur pockets
wanna know how to sneak into large theatres, walk past the usher and tell him your meeting your group that bought your ticket
>>63040492
Sorry I don't own any leather duster jackets to hide my liquor Neo. Guess I'll have to keep being a kek by letting my women carry all my food and drinks for me :^)
>>63040888
I would LOVE for you to try to sneak in my theater like that. I would happily let you in then call the cops to have you arrested in front of the entire audience
>go to walgreens
>grab a box of candy or too
>put it in your pockets
>buy movie ticket
>go watch your movie
If you need to bring more food than that, your fatass should be kicked out anyway
sneak it in through the shower drain pipes, nobody ever checks it
>>63040933
jesus, what a beta... how long till you become a wizard?
Eat it before going in
>>63041158
Thanks dad
I get my wife's daughter to sneak them in her purse
>>63040933
I know this anon is a troll but there are actual people like this. A few years ago had a group of friends that were planning on sneaking into an R rated movie and they just sat at some at tables near the door when some worker told the manager and he came over and asked them for their tickets.
Just amazes me the lengths some minimum wage loser will go.
Inside a fatsuit. I even sneak my microwave oven inside like this to make fresh nacho cheese.
Carry a paper bag in with all your food. No one will say shit. If beta and you want a stinky backpack, put it in a backpack.
>>63041337
Not a troll. I acknowledge my job sucks but I always smile and try to make your experience pleasurable. If you mistake my kindness for weakness ill publicly fuck you in the ass.
>>63041230
Why can't your wife do it herself?
>>63041416
>mistake my kindness for weakness ill publicly fuck you in the ass.
Anon, you can't do shit besides have some weird power fantasies on an italian leatherworking forum. If anyone actually did the stuff you fantasize about stopping them from you'd just get nervous and look the other way.
>>63041416
Kek you wouldn't do shit. I bet at least one group of people made fun of you on the job and you just look down at your shoes going "heh good one guys enjoy the movie heh"
>>63041545
Eat shit scumbag
>>63041545
r u retarded. if you even said anything back to them you could get fired.
>>63037927
In your stomach.
