IMAGINE
Imagine being Monica and having to sit there and watch Daniel Craig contort his gremlin face
ALL THE PEOPLE
She really should've been the main Bond pussy, it even makes sense that she'd know about Spectre.
>>63033638
Aren't they about the same age?
>>63033718
Yeah, she's a few years older but I think Craig's like 48 and she's 51-52
she's still hot as fuck and you're a homo if you wouldn't fuck her
>>63033750
I wouldn't and I'm not a homo
>>63033763
Then you're a grill
>>63033835
A homo grill
>>63033750
I would, senpai.
she really threw me off in Spectre, I did not expect him to actually fuck her.
I mean she's not sexualized or attractive at all, it just came out of left field.
Is he going to fuck a granny in the next one?
>>63034075
a dead granny
>>63033638
>>63033913
A homo grill would fuck Monica
>>63033638
There is already a James Bond General...
>>63033638
Imagine being Daniel Craig in this movie and having to be all like "damn, Monica Bellucci, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and repulsive leathery mug. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be James Bond and not only pretend you're interested in seducing this octogenary wrinkly mess of a woman, the favorable lighting barely concealing her crows feet and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she mumbles some stupid shit in that half-assed english she picked up in some rural village in Belgium or whatever. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, MONICA BELLUCCI LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her ancient fucking mummy hands trying to caress your british spy silky hair. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later Rachel Weisz. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her barren womb as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statoosq" (she meant "statuesque" but she's a stupid fucking foreigner from god know's what fucking italian hoodlum)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers and expensive facial creams in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking James Bond. You're not going to lose your license to kill. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>63034075
faggot
>>63034075
>granny
You mean TRANNY, right shitlord? it's 2015
>>63033696
>craig
>bond
>>63034155
Heh
>>63034155
Amazing. Thank you, Anon.
>>63033638
Doctor Who sucks.
>>63034155
>statoosq
Kek'd
>>63034155
my sides
>>63034155
>you sit there and endure, because you're fucking James Bond. You're not going to lose your license to kill
It's everything I wanted and more
BRUTAL ANAL RAPE
>everyone makes a big deal about Monica Belucci being a Bond girl
>she's in the movie for less than 5 minutes
Bravo, SJW's.
Also, this girl was a thousand times more attractive and her accent wasn't annoying as fuck.
>>63034075
>she's not sexualized or attractive at all
FAGGOTS OUT
>>63034155
>>63036410
Why aren't you BirtcucKs mad that foreign wymin are stealing your roles, and they're not even American? Fucking French or Italian or Russian contintental trash? smhtbhfam. Stay cukks.
>>63033707
Jesus I got spasms with that.
>Be one of the ugliest, most hideously looking people on earth
>Score one of the hottest pieces of ass in the history of mankind
>Put a baby in her
>She gets old and ugly
>Dump her ass
BASED
>>63033707
Jesus Christ.
>>63033707
Is the movie good or should I just skip to the fappable parts?
>>63036585
Part of the appeal of Bond has always been that he visits exotic places and has sex with foreign women.
>>63036688
Who is most based Frog, him or the Marquis de Lafayette?
>>63036872
It's a really good unique movie. Tornatore is a great director. Cinema Paradiso and Stano Tutti Bene are so great masterpieces.
>>63036888
Easy to not slip into schizophrenia from all this denial and casuistry, my Birtkek firend. ;*)
>>63033707
>mfw last second bush
>>63033707
Kid is surely underage, how did they get away with it?
>>63034224
>being so buttmad you keep posting this to every thread
>>63033707
>Not going straight for those bewbs
>>63036688
>>Be one of the ugliest, most hideously looking people on earth
you clearly don't know what women like
>/tv/ hates monica now
>>63036893
Dobermann
>>63034075
why not he was pretty close to fucking M in Skyfall
>>63037067
europe isn't full of nutcase christians.
>>63033638
>like 5 minutes of screentime
at least Lea was in it
>>63037507
I could play pool between those tits.
>>63038680
I'd pay to do that.
>>63033638
imagine them sitting together talking about how much they hate bond and dont want to be in the movie
imagine them talking about how problematic and triggering bong is in current year
imagine them talking about toxic masculinity and wishing a nigger tranny bond will take his place
>>63033707
good lord, my dik
>>63034075
this your type?
All I ever wanted was to be sexually abused by 40+ woman.
fuck.
>>63034155
But it doesn't work because Monica is actually hot, and she's 50. Jamie was fucking 34 at the time. How do you even manage to fuck up at 34, and then get white hair less than 10 years later
>>63037507
YOU CAN SEE THE NIPPLES.
>>63036872
I wouldn't watch with parents, it gets actually worse than that with nudity and the majority of the movie is masturbation scenes but they are relevant to the plot.
Malena has to be the most honest movie I have ever seen from the male point of view when it comes to a teenage/tween obsession, no American movie could ever do what this does because of our squeamishness to underage nudity.
Mainly its not Christians fault per se' its more the fault of sex laws and being branded a sex offender is basically like living a nightmare here, almost better to be dead. You can't run for public office, can't get any teaching jobs, can't get most executive jobs, it sucks.
I digress.
I would watch this movie at 20, at age 30, at age 40 it will deliver something new to you every time.
>>63040072
Turning 20 in a few weeks. Will give this a shot.
>>63040072
Also I just thought of this but Malena is probably the most patrician answer to the 'movies women will never understand' topic because of the male viewpoint, all the icky gross scenes and the ending scene would be highly disgusting and traumatic for a woman to watch, no spoilers.
>>63036410
Ahahahahaha, no.
Even at her current age Monica is more attractive than her.
Although she does have a nice ass.
>>63039660
Jamie looked hot in that movie and particularly in that scene.
>>63041394
>finding barren old women attractive
>>63034259
>Being this homosexual
Suggestion: Kill yourself.
>>63033667
Judging by that pic of OP's, I would think it was the other way around.
>>63042373
Um, no, you're just fucking gay. Either both Daniel and Monica are fucked or neither of them are.
>>63033707
If im attracted to this solely because of the age difference does that make me a pedophile
I'm all for her being as old as him but she has noticable wrinkles that he simple doesn't and it looks really bad.
>>63040069
She's literally done hardcore lesion porn
>>63042751
i'd like to be kid
and only because of the age difference
does that make me a willing victim of pedophilia?
my dick likes it anyway
>>63036410
>>63037507
she's a slut that got kucked by t-bone
BLAST YOUR ASS
>>63042886
Wtf thats the worst thing I've seen all year. I hope you die a slow and painful death for ever circulating this.
>>63042886
oh god what the fuck
>>63042986
just report this motherfucker so he can receive a permaban and kill himself in a few weeks hopefully
>>63042886
Man. animatronics are getting hella next level.
/ss/ general?
>>63042827
>victim
>>63042986
>>63043004
>>63043026
Seriously what site do you think you're on? There wasn't even any blood.
>>63043079
how does that matter
>>63043079
At least a person getting their head fucking blown off doesn't feel it.
>>63043079
I didn't even finished watching it.
I have no patience for animal cruelty or dead people like you
>>63037418
Famous men. Checkmate.
>>63034155
Post of the fucking year
Well done lad
>>63043167
Hello, reddit.
Reminder that empathy for animals is literally a symptom of autism.
>>63043079
Kill yourself, even among this board of losers you are the lowest of low.
>>63043294
it's for you that i have no empathy.
I'm literally imagining you right now and how i kill you and having so much fun in the process.
I'm European so it's bedtime now, I hope I will keep those thoughts in my head so they will become this night's dream hopefully :)
just cant get enough of purging humanity from the lowest parasites
>>63043294
enjoy your permanent ban from all boards
>>63034155
>this entire post
I fucking love you, anon.
>>63043026
good luck banning dynamic ips kek
>>63043465
oh noes ;^)
>>63034155
>and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she mumbles some stupid shit in that half-assed english she picked up in some rural village in Belgium or whatever
>>63043059
Gonna need some saurce or more
>>63036872
It's a wannabe Amarcord, but has plenty of faps.
>>63033707
>a kid has touched more boobs than I have
That's it, I'm ending it.
too bad the opening song was complete shit
the visuals that accompanied it were okay but that fucking song just made me wanna leave
>>63036688
Cassel was pretty hot when he was groomed right when he was younger
>>63040189
I'm a woman and I liked the movie.
What is it exactly you think women won't get? I think women will get it perfectly actually
From Malena's perspective but also from the other women's perspective and the boy's and the men's too
>>63033638
If you've got a problem with Monica Belucci you're literally a fag, she might be older than other Bond girls but she is hot as shit and would clearly blow anyone's mind in the sack.
>>63033707
I actually said 'Oh yeah' to myself when her bra fell off.
>>63034155
most pointless character ever?
>bond kills your husband, sets you up to gets killed
>breaks into your house
>interrogates you
>fucks you
>says he'll brb to protect you
>the end
>>63033707
jesus fucking christ man
>you will never EVER be a young man paid to touch and caress a fucking 11/10 cougar
fucking end me man
>>63036410
this cunt looks like a fucking monkey you dumb faggot
>>63036410
this, anyone who disagrees is a faggot
>>63036410
shes ugly dude
I couldn't think of anything other than "what an ugly dyke" in Blue is the Warmest Color too, the other one was cuter.
>>63033707
>that hair
fucking gross, trim it down from a forest to a shrub please at the least
>>63049893
>not liking pubes
what are you, a dick sucking, long stripe sock wearing, Sleepless in Seattle watching, cum gargling faggot?
>>63037418
if I did I'd have better luck now wouldn't I
>>63042751
topkek
>>63033667
>turkey necks: the movie
>>63034155
>>63034155
10/10 anon, the only one that made me laugh. You did good today
>>63036410
She is only in there because she's Jewish and her parents basically own french cinema.
Monica still looks better than her, they shouldve gotten a classy woman and not this jew slag, there are countless jewesses in Israel who are better looking than this
>>63037420
She is too old now, I mean she was hot as fuck before but now she is like 50 and people want to make it seem as if she is 35, it just really shows.
when did she get so old
>>63034155
>>63042827
>a willing victim
I'm going off the rails on a crazy train. Fuck 2015.
I didn't think she or the ayy lmao blonde looked particularly good
better bond girls than is skyfall though I guess. best craig bond girl still goes to eva
>>63034155
"she meant "statuesque" but she's a stupid fucking foreigner from god know's what fucking italian hoodlum"
>>63055259
I can't even remember Skyfalls bond girl.
>>63034155
post of the year desu
>>63050216
That's very exact, anon...
>>63054015
>her parents basically own french cinema.
what do you mean
>>63033707
Which movie is this?
>>63034118
As a homo grill I would with the force of ten thousand suns.
Jesus christ dat Belluci senpai
>>63056742
read the filename
>>63056828
What about her do you like specifically?
>>63033707
Watched the whole movie yesterday solely because of this webm. It was pretty damn good thought.
>>63034155
>statoosq
Fucking amazing.
>>63039660
>he doesn't think jamie lee curtis is hot
>he doesn't want to fuck her and then play street fighter or wow together afterwards
come on senpai
>>63056871
She's just fucking gorgeous. She's got a banging bod and a pretty face and she just oozes sexuality. Growing up in the nineties and being attracted to women, how could anybody not be in love with Monica Belluci?
Goddamn she was the only good thing about Matrix: Reloaded. And this game: http://youtube.com/watch?v=EvFtVmwgtDg
Damn, son. DAMN.
>>63057086
Very good answer. I only came across her first time in the Matrix. She stole every scene she was in.
If you don't mind my asking, who else do you like?
>>63057149
Jennifer Connelly is a literal goddess like for real some kind of fucking deity, perfect woman at every age and weight.
>>63057149
Those glorious milf curves, hnnnnngh
>>63034155
Someone post the jar jar binks one please
>>63036938
Are you a woman? Why would British men be mad that Bond sleeps with loads of different foreign women?
>>63057247
I applaud your excellent taste.
>>63057149
>posting a picture from 12 years ago.
>>63057334
...yes?
>>63057346
She doesn't look anything like that anymore.
>>63057367
Really? You don't say.
>>63057086
Agreed man, I've empited countless loads to her in Reloaded.
>>63057418
Yes, that's the whole point of this thread.
>>63033638
Man they both look old as shit!
T B H
I find Lea Seydoux to be incredibly beautiful and its a shame that not many in this thread seem to think the same
>>63049893
>he doesn't want to bury his face in that luxurious bush
>>63057433
But you do realise I already knew that?
You are surely not dim enough to seriously think that posting an image from 2003 = HURR I THINK SHE STILL LOOKS LIKE DAT...right?
Because I am wondering if you are cataclysmically retarded at the moment.
>>63057472
Hell I even found the chipmunk chick in Blue to be more attractive. Not my kind of girl.
>>63056939
>>63041429
HER BODY, yes, but not her gremlin face
>>63057472
I legitimately find her one of the cutest living actresses
>>63057472
You know she isn't that amazing when all I can really take away from her in the entire movie was "nice ass".
>>63057149
I go through phases of thinking her face is really beautiful or just really weird, big, kinda ugly and expressionless
Right now she looks ugly to me
Imagine being Monica Bellucci in this movie and having to be all like "damn, Daniel Craig, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and hair with the same color as your skin. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all she really wants to do is fuck another 10 year old in her dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Monica Bellucci and not only pretend you're interested in seducing this 5’9’’ wrinkly mess of a man, the favorable lighting barely concealing the box he’s standing on, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he mumbles some soulless mysterious one-liners he picked from other movies or whatever. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, DANIEL CRAIG LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his disgusting british fingers trying to caress your mediterran hair. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of young boys and Vincent Cassels. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his barren womb as he sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in his „stotuscé“ (he meant "statuesque" but can’t say it because his disgusting british accent)“ beauty, the beauty he worked so hard for with personal trainers and expensive anti aging creams in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could seduce every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Monica Bellucci. You're not going to lose your not yet born future boytoys. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>63057861
>the favorable lighting barely concealing the box he’s standing on
loving every laugh
>>63036585
european birds are attractive, american girls have an unattractive accent and they dont have an exotic appeal that people over here will be interested in
>>63057861
Much more accurate and amusing.
She looks like a trap
>>63057947
Way too old.
>>63057861
>his barren womb
Seriously? At least put the effort in monicafags
>>63033707
NOICE
>>63034155
>That melting face
Good grief, talk about JUST.
>>63033686
>>63033638
Ew, 2 wrinkly old people who could be grandparents. Cast some younger people ffs
>>63057861
>the favorable lighting barely concealing the box he’s standing on, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he mumbles some soulless mysterious one-liners he picked from other movies or whatever
>>63057149
HAVING A WANK RIGHT NOW
>>63057247
>>Jennifer Connelly
the american bellucci, coming with the american brain =>trash
>>63033707
>you will never play with her bush hairs after fucking her 6 ways from sunday
>>63056670
google it nig
>>63057502
She was covered in shadows mostly. If a woman with a body like that starts dancing to you that way, you don't give two shits about her face.
>>63044529
>>63049375
Is there a anual 4chan mass suicide meet up?
There should be one.
Where are you?
>>63060194
I'm in europe, let's do it.
>>63057508
manly jaw or something
>>63059934
>tfw no 50 yo milf-goddess gf
>>63033638
I showed this picture to my mom and she said Monica looked good for her age
Then I asked how old she thinks Monica is and she said 65
Poor Monica
>>63062411
poor you
>>63062411
fuck off kid.
ITT: we pretend to be homos
>>63055602
Yeah the nigress and the half chink was completely forgettable in skyfall
>>63057861
>concealing the box he’s standing on
Holy fucking shit
I'd take Nigella over Monica.
>>63063376
>is strangled to death by the villain
>>63063376
my nigga
>>63063376
JAMES HELP
>>63063376
>nigella_lawson
who?
>>63063394
*pphhhhrrrrrrtttt!*
>>63063584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I
>>63033750
Mary Lousie Parker > Nigella > Monica Belushi
>>63063584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I
>>63063376
i watch ava dalush scenes and imagine its nigella lawson.
brb
>>63063643
She's a big girl
>>63063681
Great minds think alike
>>63049710
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>>63063439
Thats what you get for being with a crackhead.
>>63063769
God tier milf. Goddamn.
>>63033707
i am going to save this... just in case i need to reference it later on... for academic purposes of course
>>63063903
Indeed
>>63045569
LONDONin the rain
>>63033638
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>>63059748
>>63059934
>>63057149
HHHNNNNNNNNGGGG
>>63057502
Dude she's fucking fifty. That's still a pretty face for her age.
>>63066948
She was 34 in True Lies.
>>63066948
Actually shit nearly 60 now even. Idk senpai Jamie Lee Curtis is a handsome woman I can dig it.
>>63066964
I was talking abouy JLC today in the post he quoted senpai not gna lie.
>>63058734
>>63036688
Him and Pierre Woodman are the only french people I would consider based
>>63057499
but...Adele is a goddess
>>63069707
Like Hathor
>>63057861
every time
10/10
>>63033750
Yeah, I think she's probably the oldest woman I would gladly fuck and stay rock hard all the way through.
Anybody got a pic of that one shot in the movie after they fuck, where she's kneeling on top of hte bed telling Bond not to go?
Fuck did she look fine in that.
>>63034155
10/10 post nigga
Anon > every trip
>>63034155
kek
