Bottom tier SNL cast members
david spade, adam sandler and rob schneider made me laugh more than 99% of SNL faggots
How can one man be so based?
>>63033272
The whole Tina Fey/Amy Poehler group seems pretty forced.
>>63033302
>>63033337
Top cück
>>63033337
>Literally tells him, right to his face that he wants to steal his girlfriend
>He does nothing
Anthony Burch wishes he was that much of a kek
>>63033337
Absolutely pathetic
>>63033337
god what a kuck
>nicholson
>good looking
he's typecasted as a sleazy crazy man ffs
>>63033496
His personality more than makes up for his looks, or lack thereof.
>>63033272
>based Hollywood Minute
>buh-bye
>best Matt Foley bit
You're confused anon, I'll take him over unfunny fucks like Rob Riggle anyday.
>>63033337
>dude weed lmao
>keking other men
>currently 78 years old
hmm, sounds familiar
Am I the only one that thinks Spade is a qt pie? Btw I'm a girl
>>63033337
testament to both what a kek he was and what a whore she was
but the latter we already knew from twin peaks stories
>>63033532
Nicholson was fairly handsome in the 70s and 80s.
>>63033337
JUST
>>63033706
I know but we're talking about the Nicholson from the mid 90s here. He wasn't quite the looker back then, but that never stopped him. Guy is all about charm and confidence.
keked by the Joker
I bet she rubbed his rhubarb
>>63033337
For one, I actually get what Spade was all about (inb4 le kuk meme). He understands women's nature.
It's kinda the same with men. If a man is dating a 6/10 and suddently a 10/10 girl shows interest in him do you really expect him to refuse it.
inb4 men are loyal as fuck, muh honor, etc.
>>63033936
HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAA
>>63033445
>LE EBIN /V/ MAYMAY
>>63033302
It had to be done
>>63033337
Jesus Christ man that's pathetic
Lara Flynn has always been really gross to me. Terrible actress too
>>63033993
she wasn't gross before she got all fucked up looking
>>63033936
Most people at some point realize looks aren't that important when you're looking for a good partner to spend all your time with and raise a family. It's why money trumps all for women after age 25 or so.
An incredibly handsome dishwasher isn't gonna be as successful with women as an average looking lawyer.
>>63033272
David Spayed
>>63034025
Even in TP man, I dunno. She's never looked good to me. She's always been rail thin I think that's gross
>>63033993
her face is just surged out and weird looking now. she was a qt back in the day.
>>63034066
well, that I do get, though I do not mind
>>63034037
>An incredibly handsome dishwasher isn't gonna be as successful with women as an average looking lawyer.
Lol.
The handsome guy will still find it easier to get laid.
>>63033337
how fucking pathetic
Spade shoulda offed himself after that one
>>63034037
We're not talking about some washed-up whore looking for beta bux here.
>>63033337
>ewwww he's gross XD XD XD
>ends up dating him later
I fucking hate women.
>>63034162
>ghost of elliot rodger posting for the holidays
2spooky
>>63033337
>"You're gonna do what you're gonna do"
>"I would never"
>does it
lol whores man
>>63034162
>even for a second taking anything a woman says seriosuly
spade knew she's gonna kuck him once this bigger shinnier cock appeared so he bailed out
>>63034097
I hate to sound like some TRP reading faggot but yeah. The dishwasher probably got his dick wet constantly for the first 35 years of his life. The lawyer just wins the "marriage material" competition later Iife, but they probably wouldn't ever even be competing for the same women.
>>63034162
She said that for the approval of others. Kinda like how girls say they want the nice, caring guy yet then go on to fuck the alpha jerks.
>woman who is willing to betray you just like that
>should fight for her
>>63034290
>I hate to sound like some TRP reading faggot
So you hate sounding right?
>>63034290
You mean the lawyer gets the busted up used goods now that the women have lost their youth
>>63034303
The concept that you have to FIGHT for a woman is ridicilous. What are you gonna do - shoot the richer more charming guy?
>>63033965
Nice OC my friend, mind if I save it?
>>63034290
>they probably wouldn't ever even be competing for the same women.
Yes, it's the same woman, but the handsome poor guy is gonna be fucking her any way he wants while she's at her prime and then the nice career beta guy will marry her when she's 30 and have missionary sex with her once a week.
>>63034359
save it, it's all yours my friend (:
>>63034402
how much do I have to pay?
>>63034392
this senpaitachi
>>63034423
I don't understand this. Is it "they act like they like black people but have superior white boyfriends", or "look a chad, get triggered"
>>63034457
Yep, it's that they pretend not to be racist but all go out with white guys.
>>63034478
weak message tbf
>>63034457
>>63034162
This. Women will always be whores.
>>63034392
Speaking realistically, after high school they probably wouldn't have had a chance to meet and fuck. But yes some other handsome guy maybe closer to her socioeconomic class (but not as successful as the lawyer) would be BTFOing her pussy throughout her 20s and early 30s.
>>63034322
you guys are the ultimate keks
>>63034534
sounds like crobertc has some issues.
>>63035139
Like all buttfrustrated virginal r9k fodder, he can't accept that he's ugly and has a terrible personality; so he needs to blame vagoos for his problems
>>63034162
>thinks he's gross and repugnant
>but he's hollywood royalty
>What pushes forward my career more? Dating David Spade or Jack Nicholson?
Spade himself knew he didn't have a chance.
>>63035183
I get the opposite from him. He seems to have accepted that he's ugly (and probably a manlet) and is trying to point out the shallowness of women to all his fellow uggos.
>>63035183
>>63033301
that's a funny way to misspell phil hartman, jon lovitz and chris rock
>>63033336
i stopped watching after seeing one will ferrell skit
the entire cast was clown shoes at that point
>>63034423
>>63034534
wtf is this horseshit? the new chick tract cartoons?
>>63034534
>>63034423
What am I looking at here?
>>63035385
>>63035387
>>63035298
>>63035442
these are amazing. like stream of consciousness insecurities in cartoon form.
I think it's more that David spade can just go get another hot girlfriend down at the Hollywood bus terminal.
>>63035515
>>63033337
Beta as Fuck.
>>63035703
>posting on Reddit
I always enjoy these comics. Autistic yet accurate
>>63035767
shame there haven't been any new ones
>>63035511
>>63035703
>>63035826
>>63035442
>>63035298
>>63034534
>>63034423
https://youtu.be/H9k3OHECX1Y
>>63035964
>ameriga in a nutshell
>>63035703
top kek
