Why don't republicans have their own jesters on TV? I mean, Colbert, Oliver, Stewart, Maher, Meyers, literally everyone is leftist, how's that fair? Yes, you could call O'Reilly a clown, but you know what I mean
Because you are the jester.
Because there's nothing really funny about the truth, it's just painful
Based Pat Buchanan on The McLaughlin Group has got to count for something.
Conservatives only goal is to scare their audience. So their side is filled with panic artists like Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, and Sean Hannity.
Liberal Jews run most media corporations. You think they would ever let a conservative come on and just shit all over their dogma? Not gonna happen. Fox is literally the only based news source that doesn't gag on Shlomo's dong.
>>63033219
Fuck i miss Beck's AM show before he got on fox.
>>63033186
Rabid leftists can be lampooned as well. It's an untapped market because it will hurt their feelings.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rO5-owAQOEw
>>63033186
>>63033206
No but really, god knows how much material has the left provided in the last half-decade. I mean just go listen to Obama's last statements about ISIS ffs
>>63033207
never heard of it tbqh
>>63033206
This. All leftist can do is pretend none of that is true and be like "lol silly rebuplicans"
Although I can see a show like the daily show for rebuplicans making fun of leftist cause there is plenty of material for that.
>>63033170
because republicans always win in the end
>>63033239
Yes because maybe conservakeks are so anti jews.
Who funds Israel? Dishwashing liberals?
Because conservatives don't have a sense of humor
>>63033170
Red Eye was good for awhile, just a horrible time slot.
Why don't liberals have a successful talk radio show? Both extremes of ideology have their strengths and weaknesses. Republicans have talk radio, Democrats have tv comedians. Both have tried invading the other's territory and failed miserably.
>>63033170
because republicans don't have enough arguments for their retarded political agenda to fill a whole show
/thread
>>63033170
AYY YO EUROPE, WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO REPLACE YOUR POPULATION?
C'mon it's 2015!!
Conservatives are too naive and can't satire
Yes dykes and SJWs are bad but conservatives never understood The Simpsons, Married with Children, Family Guy, or any Adult Swim show. Conservatives will never appeal to the everyman unless they ditch being narcissistic snobs.
>>63033283
>god knows how much material has the left provided in the last half-decade.
Post some of it then.
>>63033347
Liberals don't listen to radio. They stick to more recent technology like the internet.
>>63033170
conservatives do have a sense of humor and are the funniest
however, it's more "offensive" type of humor and triggers leftists really hard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uu-5BW0d6U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gvo3uQPzXk
my personal favorite:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfDUJ-b5zgI
hard to advocate lower taxes for the rich, endless wars around the world, believing the world is 6000 years old and telling the poor/middle class to go fuck themselves AND be funny while doing it
DUDE SLIMEY LIMEY LMAO
DUDE DRUGS DONT ACTUALLY PROVIDE ANY INSIGHT THEY JUST MAKE THE MUNDANE SEEM DEEP LMAO
DUDE EGO DEATH IS A MEME LMAO
DUDE DRUG INDUCED EGO DEATH IS NOT REAL BECAUSE NOTHING CAN SEPERATE US FROM THE SUM OF OUR EXPERIENCES WITHOUT PERMANTENTLY DAMAGING THE BRAIN LMAO
>>63033294
>Affirmative action? IT'S 2015 PEOPLE!
>pushing racemixing in every media? SHAME ON YOU JEWS
>why are we expected to welcome people who can't even exist in a peaceful civilization!?
How many times have we had this thread at this point? Is there some counter somewhere?
>>63033170
because look at /pol/, that's what right wing "comedy" looks like. it's just a big angry clusterfuck that tries to hard to be edgy
>>63033170
Oliver is literally a preaching douche for americ
>>63033367
>PizzaPolice
>Conservative
You know he made a shit load of videos making fun of over patirot Amerifats back in his god bless account?
>>63033395
I monitor these threads, waiting for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyDC1GmOOcQ
Give this man a show
>>63033373
here's some more straw for your strawman
>>63033413
making fun of overly patriotic americans is a meme
find me one actual leftist that would dare make fun of trayvon martin or micheal brown
just one
>>63033420
I hate feminist but Gavin is a tryhard cringy guy who tries to be alpha but comes off as a dumb cunt.
Watch him on the fucking news bitching about old Simpsons and Married with Children episodes and going "THIS IS ANTI WHITE MAN!". It's like he doesn't even know what he's talking about. Gavin is a dumb hipster cunt who should make toast in the tub.
>>63033170
>leftists
There are no leftists in America, you have no idea what that word even means. American democrats wouldn't be considered leftists anywhere in Europe, they'd be called right-leaning neo-liberals.
>>63033439
this
I bet Merkel would be considered Sanders-tier in the US, yet she is conservative by Germany's standards.
Although Sam Hyde can be hit and miss, this standup he did on Syrian migrants was amazing
>don't look up rape statistics when you get home! They're racist
>what if I told you I had a cool clock?
>opens a suitcase with a timer and flashing lights with airhorns and starts yelling "ALLAHU ACKBAR"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1BSp0UjP_4
They have you /pol/ rejects from /v/ don't they
>>63033438
But the bread would get soggy, silly.
>>63033453
regardless of you being the unicorn, conservatives can still be funny
4chan and /tv/ in particular have a lot of right-wing humor. It's just a matter of not being perpetually butthurt to laugh
>>63033362
You're browsing 4chan ffs, and you can't see the things lefties are ridiculed for?
>>63033430
yeah I really just pulled those things straight from the ether, didn't I!
I don't like the liberal/SJW 'comedians' any more than you probably do, but republicans are just not conducive with comedy, irony or self-awareness
Because this is too funny for tv
>>63033511
lol this is the type of thing that should be FP for those ifunny,9gag,imgur kucks
>>63033489
Considering attempts to ridicule "the left" are made by people who think "the left" actually exists in the US, no.
>>63033239
Uh, you realize Fox LOVES Israel?
>>63033170
cool strawman broseph
John Oliver is a fucking hypocrite
>>63033439
The thing you should wonder about is why you felt the need to tell that even though you understood the meaning?
>>63033489
I mean other than racism.
Is John Oliver the only liberal /tv/ has to complain about? How many people actually watch his show? You need a subscription to HBO to even see him.
You can turn on your AM clock radio to hear Rush Limbaugh bleeting into his microphone for free every weekday.
>>63033727
My clock only has one time
>>>>63033469
What the hell happened to Sam. Once he made clever hoaxes and harangued marketing firms and consumer culture, and had actual production values. Now he's reduced himself to this slap-dash "shocking" humor because that's what he thinks 4chan wants of him, has given into the quantity over quality mentality that runs YouTube, and never makes any effort to make his vids look good anymore. There are plenty of preconceptions on the issue that can be skewered, but this shit just ain't funny at all.
>>63033727
Have ever heard of torrents?
All his shows finish to the pirate bay.
And in youtube too.
Anyone in the world can follow his drivel.
>>63033717
>reaction image
Nice to see you have no arguments.
>>63033170
>>63033170
Liberal humor is about making fun of people in your in-group who are making asses out of you all; it's only better because bot the comedian and the audience know the subject matter.
Conservative humor is about making fun of people outside your group because they aren't like you; the only reason it's not so good is because the comedian and the audience don't know shit about the out-group.
The funniest conservative humor comes from non-comedian conservatives, people like pundits, analysts, and scholars, and even then it's not the main point of their act.
>>63033853
This. Conservatives, by and large, won't make fun of their own which makes their humor less appealing to more moderate viewers.
>>63033796
Last Week Tonight's youtube channel only offers around half the show. Just the main monologue from that night.
Torrents are illegal.
>>63033962
>>63033853
>won't make fun of their own
liberals are not capable of this either. they act like their thug niggers, shitty feminists and their politicians are pure saints
>>63033962
Reagan's [Parkinson's] eleventh commandment prohibits it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Eleventh_Commandment_%28Ronald_Reagan%29
Maybe the pants wetting the GOP is going through now due to Trump being their frontrunner will put that commandment to rest once and for all.
>>63033962
Not really my point.
Liberal comedians KNOW their subject matter, because they live in it, and so does their audience.
Conservative comedians don't.
Moderates don't care about the politics behind it, just that the liberal comedians are better.
>>63034033
Liberals consider conservatives to be part of their in-group. Conservatives usually don't reciprocate.
>>63034033
They had obama on colbert literally making fun of himself, directly.
>>63033170
republicans actually care about news and have the attention span to digest it without it being spoonfed to them by a le funny guy
political "humor" for the most part is painfully unfunny, most republicans are at least 25 and have outgrown comedy central.
honestly trump is funnier than any of the shitty leftist news comedians imo
>>63033853
this made no sense whatsoever
>>63033962
You're saying it like it doesn't apply for the ones listed in OP? Did you even follow the Ferguson thing? I could make an exception for Colbert and Maher for some cases, but man what the fuck are you talking about
>>63033320
uhhh what? one of yebs campaign ad even has OUR GREATEST ALLY in it
>>63034166
>this made no sense whatsoever
That's what it feels like when something bumps against your cognitive dissonance
>>63033456
Probably not quite Sanders-tier. More like Clinton-tier or Obama-tier.
>>63034160
Political humor, or rather, the 'news bulletin humor' form that it usually takes, is the easiest thing in the world.
>I'm Chevy Chase, and you aren't
You make a good point about the age of liberals and conservatives. People are liberal when they're younger because they want to change the world to suit themselves; they become conservative as they are more invested in the status quo. Young conservatives are just drones who do as they're told, while old liberals are people who haven't had much conventional success.
>>63034244
being conservative at a young age is usually a sign of success/maturity, at least in more metropolitan areas. in smaller towns its more normal.
>>63034107
How retarded can you be? "Making fun" doesn't have always the same meaning, if you're a political figure wanting to sanitize your image you MAKE SURE we're talking about light, positive comedy, not straight ridiculing, like what Trump was subjected to continuously since June
>>63034244
The problem with your theory about people becoming more conservative as they grow older is the fact the "liberal/conservative" dichotomy hasn't existed longer than 20 years.
>>63034280
>i haven't watched obama on colbert and I won't, because that would prove me wrong.
uh huh
We've got Gutfeld and Tom Shillue on Fox, but they aren't really mainstream and Gutfeld doesn't even describe himself as a comedian. The real reason why we don't have one is because the liberals in charge won't allow it.
>>63034320
cool strawman
>>63034279
If you have sudden fortune, like a lottery win, or an inheritance; or you just don't care about making life better for yourself, you could be conservative from a young age.
I don't see the point in supporting a system that I have no say in running, as young conservatives do. Young liberals want a say in running it, but if they get success, they then usually become conservative to keep the door closed behind them.
>>63034293
Really? You mean the current paradigm where liberal is what we used to call moderate conservative and conservative is what we used to call reactionary?
>>63034365
>people who don't want to lose half or more of their fortunes to taxes are conservative
what
>>63033170
Because republicans are so stupid that you can make fun of them (see: "women want to be raped", "building a fence", "it was his fault for getting shot", R. Money didn't knew basic geography etc.)
>>63033276
There's a difference between liberals being able to make fun of other liberals and conservatives being capable of being funny in an intentional way.
>>63033469
Fuck, this is genuinely funny.
I've only seen one other Sam Hyde video and it was fucking awful.
>>63034412
That's right.
People who have already amassed (inherited) wealth are conservative because they want to protect that wealth from any competition.
>>63034454
>taxes are competition
what
>>63033607
to be fair, he did say that if you don't see a problem with online harassment then you're a white male, so as a white male it makes sense that he wouldn't see a problem with online harassment if you think about it.
>>63034244
>they're younger because they want to change the world to suit themselves
What change? I can bet there are lot of younger people in Europe wanting to change the world by doing some ethnic cleansing, and I don't know how "liberal" that is
I don't know where this "more old more conservative" shit came from, maybe it's just an american thing
What do Jews get out of promoting racemixing and black culture? And if liberals are Jews/controlled by Jews then why does liberal media support Palestine not Israel
>>63033796
why torrent shit that annoys you?
>>63034468
When they're being paid by middle class people, they protect upper class people from competition.
Upper class people get to pay taxes however they like; and they're the ones who decide what the tax laws are.
I can understand being conservative if you're already invested in this system, but I can't understand why someone who isn't already benefiting from it would want to keep it how it is.
>>63034490
I also often wonder how jews can be secretly controlling the world but at the same time be an inferior race?
>>63033170
>I mean, Colbert, Oliver, Stewart, Maher, Meyers, literally everyone is leftist, how's that fair?
None of these faggots are leftists. You can have all these effete worthless liberals for your team if it's so important. Take them, please.
>>63034490
If the liberal media supported Palestine, then why don't they report on how many Palestinians the IDF kills on a weekly basis? Why isn't every bombing big news like the Paris attacks?
They seem to ignore the story more than anything.
America's two party system is so fucked it's depressing
they've both purposely created an 'us v them' mentality that means that they get to entirely dictate what gets talked about and anybody who questions the narrative or current state of affairs is ignored because that makes them a 'them'
>>63033367
This is derivative and boring. Go back to 9gag.
>>63033348
You can stop pretending that you're intelligent any time now
>>63034613
Ireland has a 'two' party system too, but at least ours don't pretend to differ on policies.
>>63034613
It's a great system. Everywhere else has 5 or 6 parties that are really similar and then maybe one or two full of crazy leftists or rightists that will never get power. So in the end you get 50 years of the same shit from any party you elect it doesn't matter.
At least sweeping change happens with America's ones.
>>63033373
>endless wars
>telling the middle class to go fuck themselves.
This is 80% of Obamas presidency you delusional keker
>>63034613
Identity politics dominates our discourse because an economic consensus has been reached among elites to fuck us for eternity
>>63034673
So what do the two parties in America disagree on?
Abortion.
Everything else they just argue over how much of a thing to do (gun control aimed at who by how much, taxing who by how much, invading or bombing who by how much), but not much discussion on whether or not to do any of these things.
>>63034673
Those 5 or 6 party systems are much better for a representative democracy.
>>63034775
There's not much discussion because both sides refuse to talk. I think it's better this way. You pick your side and know where you stand.
>>63034827
What an American post, you are intellectual cancer.
Don't talk to people please.
>>63034827
What happens when neither "side" represents the views of the majority of Americans?
>>63033170
Who's Donald Trump
progressive attitudes represent the destruction of existing proprieties, which is also another way of defining comedy
"making fun of things that no longer make sense"
this doesnt mean I agree with careless and unnecessary change, it just means that being rational is not funny
>>63034699
>obama
>left
are americans really this delusional? dems/republicans both basically want the same, they just have different means of spoonfeeding it to you.
>>63034827
But your side is determined by objectively unimportant contrived bullshit
Until Sanders and Paul became serious candidates the presidency had been a total facade for about 30 years. Those two guys have actually fundamental differences on how to run a country
>>63034637
typical conservitard argument
how's community college, anon?
>>63033802
That's a rare merchant you got there anon
>>63034858
Doesn't happen. There are two sides to every coin, you pick the side that fits you the most. If you feel neither side represents I don't think you know enough about either side.
>>63034853
I don't see a problem with my opinion, you do though. See you are on the other side. Everybody fits.
republican humor is too edgy to have jesters like jewart and coldbert and 2015
>>63034885
>are americans really this delusional?
Most Americans are dumb as hell. I don't think you can understand just how dysfunctional are educational, media, and healthcare systems are and how badly all 3 end up fucking the social fabric of society. Oh yeah, also the judicial system which is basically slave trade existing in a constitutional grey zone.
If you don't live you or have experienced America first hand, you simply cannot fully comprehend just how broken this country is.
>>63034895
>But your side is determined by objectively unimportant contrived bullshit
Very interesting conclusion you've come to since I haven't stated what side I'm on. I wonder what you believe I am though.
>>63034490
whites and white morality is the only legitimate threat to jewish supremacy, which is a fancy way of saying 'a unregulated worldwide slave trade'
the media supports palestine because as long as the powerless public rhetoric "supports palestine," progressives believe they are 'right' which is what they actually want out of life
this also contributes to an equally enfeebling "us-vs-them" atmosphere as these same progressives get angry at warmonger christians who mindlessly support the chosen people
>>63033607
Well... he does have a white penis (presumably) so his statements don't technically contradict.
>People ITT believing there's a difference between the two parties
It's all about money and corporations
>>63034926
>Doesn't happen. There are two sides to every coin, you pick the side that fits you the most. If you feel neither side represents I don't think you know enough about either side.
So most Americans either support every Republican policy, or every Democratic policy, with no overlap or nuance in between?
This is what you are saying.
If you were allowed to vote on policy directly, this wouldn't be an issue.
Whole thread of "because conservatives (insert extremely biased opinion here)" and "because liberals are all (insert extremely biased opinion here", with the occasional "libertarians are smarter than everyone" thrown in for good measure.
What the fuck is the point of this predictable shit-thread? Someone please tell me. What has anyone learned from this discussion?
It's much easier and safer to make fun of rich white people than it is to criticize the actual problems in this country without recourse.
>>63035277
Why are you trying to have an intelligent discussion with him. He is literally bragging about how myopic his thinking is. He has a child's perspective of politics.
>>63035316
People got to say dank memes to each other. Surely, that's enough?
>>63035277
>So most Americans either support every Republican policy, or every Democratic policy, with no overlap or nuance in between?
I'm saying at the end of everything you either vote republican or democrat and that is a much better system than all of Europe has with its 5 different flavours of the same kind of centrist and endless coalitions.
They do have exactly that with red eye. On the only channel that would even give the show a chance. No other channel would ever consider having a non liberal host for such a show
>>63033402
Unlike you are proven by your analytical vocabulary.
>>63034532
Mate you reached one of the core moments about antisemitism.
Would you like to know more? http://nosubject.com/index.php?title=Anti-Semitism
>>63033170
Republicans aren't funny.
>>63033170
they do. just check out foxnews
>>63034912
you sound like the type who'd know
>>63034912
Ain't nothing wrong with community college friendo.
Universities are way overpriced right now and don't even give any appreciable wage increase compared to trade schools.
>>63033170
> make a joke about the left
> instantly labeled a racist/homophobe/bigot/transphobic/misogynist/islamaphobe/ect
They can't take a joke at all.
>>63035428
Two different flavors of the same kind isn't better than five.
Letting people vote on policies instead giving a vote to a politician and a party who actively promises to vote against your interests in their speeches and manifesto's.
You could vote on the policies you support directly, or (this is your attitude) you can give your vote to someone who will vote with you a third of the time, against you a third of the time, and votes in a way you could never predict from before the election another third.
YOU could be voting for everything YOU want. Maybe you're fortunate and you just so happen to agree with the parties on absolutely everything they do, whether they announce it or not, but I doubt most Americans are like you.
>>63035781
I mean it's 2015! Come on!
Because all the actually funny conservatives have gone to the alt-right. Seriously listen to the Daily Shoah (or not since Soundcloud pulled some kike bullshit) or Moonman raps or Morraku songs. That shit is genuinely funny and entertaining. Obviously it'll never make it on TV, but it's still better than le current year man
>>63036246
>the Daily Shoah
It's treif-ic!
Thank goodness we live in a generally liberal society where free speech is protected.
>>63035466
I am not American and english, is not my native language.
I don't give a fuck if an american finds my vocabulary elaborate.
He and his followers are sheltered idiots who don't understand about politics.
There are plenty of right wing comedians and if you watch them you'll notice that they are actually a lot more intelligent than there left wing counterparts if anything, take Sam Hyde for an example. People think right wing people are dumb because they only allow the dumb ones on tv, any smart right wing comedian instantly gets taken off the air by the SJWs for being too "offensive".
>>63033170
Trey Parker and Matt Stone
>>63036889
>american.
>>63034279
>young conservatives
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD1n_fnTnD4
>>63037178
Are you retarded?
>>63036840
>sam hyde
>smart
>>63036889
>conservative
Dude, no.
They ARE political satirists, but they aren't conservative.
>>63037374
>a tranny lied on the internet
what a revelation!
>>63037436
one of them is a registered republican dude.
>>63034870
The 45th President of the United States of America
>>63037374
>a tripfag trap fabricated an elaborate greentext to garner attention
how unbelievable!!!
>>63037487
that was kind of problematic, to be perfectly honest, my family member.
>>63033420
he already does and it's fucking awesome
>>63037502
Which one?
>>63037526
>literally wrote in green pen that its own words are not a reliable source
>>63034490
maybe it's becuase /pol/ is wrong as usual
>>63037487
>>63037517
>this upset that your ironic internet hero fucked a transgender girl because it doesn't align with your perception of him
Kek kys you sad little man
>>63033170
There's no such thing as liberal media. Ask the murdoch family.
>>63037526
>fucks girls in their prime, something most men his age could only dream of, no strings attatched, zero fucks given
I'm confused is this supposed to make him look bad? Alpha as fuck desu.
>>63033170
because comedy is the most intelligent form of expression. it should be obvious why republicans can't hack it
>>63037629
>most men his age
What's his age?
>>63037374
>trannies and traps are fine on most of 4chan until it can be used in an argument
not defending anybody, but you fags sure are a hypocritical lot
>>63037669
wish I was sam tbqfh.
>>63037580
>a transgender girl
nigger wut
i bet you say feminine penis. i just fucking know you're the type.
>>63037660
There's nothing wrong with fucking a qt trap
There is something very wrong with desperately offering to pay money for one to go out for dinner with you
>>63034999
god I love that there are actual people who believe this. this >>63035142 guy has got the right idea
Because when you make fun of Leftists, you get called "racist" and "bigoted" and people campaign on Tumblr to get your show cancelled and your time-slot boycotted.
Liberals can't take a joke, so they're dangerous to lampoon.
Just like Muslims.
>>63033349
Yeah even if we take in all of the refugees that would only raise muslim percentage from about 6 to about 7%. And that is not even accounting for all those who are only nominally muslim and not practicing.
>>63037733
Never said that in my life you mong. Now go get your mecca prayers in.
>>63037660
>traps are fine
not since they became social justice warriors a la you
>>63037747
Yeah it's not like Muslims have vastly higher birth rates than native Europeans or anything.
>>63037526
All this fuzz for a 30+ yo man dating a 20 yo?
wat
how does someone even find time to put together something like this and think it's incredible or something
>>63037762
>implying my holy book isn't in latin
get a load of this heretical pleb
I'm liberal, but I would love to watch a conservative version of Jon Stewart desu. Jack Donaghy on 30 rock is one of the best characters of all time, despite the show being generally leftist. Most of what he said was intended to be absurd, but he would occasionally have really great/funny criticisms of Democrats and I enjoyed it a lot.
>>63035277
>So most Americans either support every Republican policy, or every Democratic policy, with no overlap or nuance in between?
this is literally exactly what happens
>If you were allowed to vote on policy directly, this wouldn't be an issue
we actually are on city and state level policy. federal is left to the house and senate, but even the smaller policies that affect the larger pictures, people just coattail vote and choose all republican (or whatever policies republicans support) or all democrat (same). Also trying to get an idea for all americans based on voting patterns is retarded considering only 30% of the population on a good day vote at any given time anyways. you literally never know what 60-70% of the country is actually thinking. it's sad
>>63037816
somebody incredibly starved for attention and validation
>>63037805
That will only affect things on a large scale in a few generations. And if we do a good job of integrating them (which is doubtful admittedly) the problem, if it is one, will solve itself.
>>63034421
Republicans aren't the ones that started the Black Lives Matter shit or think that a woman can magically be born in a man's body.
Also,
>unironically posting that image
Holy shit, ITT Reddit Liberals from high school.
>>63037848
Which holy book is that? Hope you don't mean the bible, cuz that would be really embarrassing.
>>63037816
Neckbeards pretends he's conservative/"red pilled" when he's really just a trap cock sucking degenerate who has casual sex with daddy issue camwhores from 4chan
>>63037914
are you openly tipping a fedora? that's extremely verboten, degenerate.
>>63037884
The mistake you're making with you numbers is that they only hold true if the refugees are distributed evenly across Europe which they won't be. Certain countries will be legitimately unrecognizable in 30 years time at this rate.
>>63033469
This isn't funny. Why do I keep getting tricked into watching his videos
>>63037970
nah, getting at the fact that the bible wasn't written in latin.
I'm not liberal and I have a few conservative beliefs. But most conservatives I've met have very narcissistic alpha meathead tier mentalities. Comedy requires wit. I will admit, Oliver is shit and Stewart is shit.
BUT
Most shows that lean to the left always have a everyman type feel that makes it better rather than "DUDE POOR PEOPLE LMAO!"
>>63037746
When you make fun of them as though they are outsiders, yes.
When you make fun of them as though they are part of the in-group, no.
>>63037805
It's not like birth-rates are determined by economic and political security or anything.
>>63033170
The truth doesn't sell the way lies do.
>>63037971
This is true, but I was also calculating with about 4 million refugees, which is more than we are getting.
>>63038007
What language was it written in?
>>63038031
If it makes you laugh, it means it's probably true.
If it makes you cry, it means you really understand how true it is.
>>63033607
based john oliver basically saying "yeah I'm white, and that means I'm better off in society. fuck you what are you gonna do about it?"
Donald Trump is the greatest american comedian right now what the hell are you talking about?
>>63033379
>makes a post about drugs not damaging the brain
>totally out of nowhere, off topic for the thread, every sentence is written in meme-format, the point of the post is hard to discern, expects everybody to understand druggie terminology because of his childish "everybody shares my frame of reference" mentality
Youre not helping your point retard. Youve completely fried your fucking brain. Your post was so bad that I am literally angry. I dont get angry often, especially on the internet, but youre so fucking selfassuredly stupid that I am fuming.
End it
>>63034536
>Maher not a leftist
You can disagree with him or accuse him of occasionally being crazy, but he is absolutely a staunch leftist. He's one of the very few liberals in this country I've seen come out against the whole clamping down on free speech we've had in universities and our general discussion as a nation lately, and even though I disagree with him heavily on nearly everything else, he's got my respect for that.
Plus he actually invites competent conservatives on his show occasionally, which really helps the viewing despite the audiences boorish booing (which he's usually the first to silence, by the way).
>>63038118
Old testament was hebrew and persian
NT was ancient greek
>>63038118
Hebrew and Aramaic in the old testament, colloquial ancient Greek in the new.
>>63037884
>That will only affect things on a large scale in a few generations.
How does that excuse it?
>And if we do a good job of integrating them
You don't integrate another people, ever, not in big numbers. It's not only a religious issue, but a racial one also; and if not hopefully before, you'll start realizing it when white people start losing power in numbers and assets, which is what consolided the symbiosis between their Messiah complex and the need of a victimized class in the first place, the infamous cancer killing us
Equality sounds good only when it makes us feel good
>>63038203
He's not leftist or rightist, he's Hollywood.
They vote for low taxes on the kind of earnings they make, and they vote for better censorship so they can exploit every market. About half of them do this through Republicans, the other half through the Democrats.
AND he thinks Palestinians are the aggressors.
>>63034490
The whole premise is fucked.
Surely racemixing will kill all races.
>tfw politically apathetic master race
I honestly can't stand activists of any political leaning. If you get worked up about this kind of shit on either side of the spectrum, you're a narc t.bh f.am
>>63038014
>It's not like birth-rates are determined by economic and political security or anything.
Of course, but not exclusively.
he question is, do you really think europe has what it takes to provide economic and political security to such a massive number of new arrivals? Don't delude yourself. The more of them arrive, the less likely it becomes. Islamic immigration into Europe is not a new thing and all prior evidence show that integration is not a realistic expectation.
>>63034971
I'm pretty sure his point was that it doesn't matter what you call yourself, the difference between you and your "polar opposite" voter are negligible and surface level.
>>63038263
>You don't integrate another people, ever, not in big numbers. It's not only a religious issue, but a racial one also; and if not hopefully before, you'll start realizing it when white people start losing power in numbers and assets, which is what consolided the symbiosis between their Messiah complex and the need of a victimized class in the first place, the infamous cancer killing us
But that is exactly what happened in the United States.
Imagine trying to tell someone in 1900 that there would be a Catholic president, or that all politicians would support 'Judeo-Christian' values?
>>63038263
Not to add that the only effective methods of integration are in direct contrast with the same government that would be stupid enough to let such a high number in, with a nation that doesn't want to have neither a people nor a culture
>>63038317
Yes.
It's just a question of logistics. Pick a sustainable number, under 1% of the current population, and let them right in.
The key is not to keep them in concentration camps, which will inevitably become ghettos, and which will create more conflict in the future.
Just give them the same welfare locals get, and let them live wherever they like. While you commit your foreign policy to making their home country safe to return to, rather than to extracting resources from that place.
>>63038347
What is your point?
>>63038399
>Just give them the same welfare locals get,
You say this like it has never been tried.
Take a look at Sweden. It doesn't work dude.
>>63037858
Fucking this. Without Alec Baldwin that show would have been one decent joke buried under a mountain of stupid shit.
He provided the perfect counterbalance. And as absurd as he was, he fit in precisely because everyone around him was a ridiculous caricature, including Fey herself.
>>63037526
stop pimping this unfunny shitdick
I laugh at the fact that we try to cram our entire political spectrum into only two options.
Both parties are going to shake themselves apart in the next few decades and we'll have another party realignment and all these 24 hour news buzz words will lose even more meaning.
>>63037374
>>63037526
you guys thought sam being weird was an act? lol
Because TV is becoming increasingly irrelevant. Milo Yiannopoulos, Steven Crowder, Thunderf00t, have built themselves large followings online by simply being voices opposed to the radical far left. White males are inevitably a huge fucking audience that the left has increasingly been pushing away with their over the top social stances and these guys have easily scooped up this audience with ease and they didn't even have to be all that insightful or funny. The left has created a demand for these people. They've done off the deep end so much so that it's refreshing to see a guy like Gavin McInnes call things retarded and make gay jokes.
Comedy was liberal because punching down isn't funny. The paradigm has shifted though. What was liberal ten years ago will get you fired from your fucking job now. As far as media goes, the liberals are in control. People are tired of political correctness. Radical liberals are placing too many restrictions on what is appropriate and what is funny. It's why so many people are praising the current season of South Park as one of the best ever. I'm predicting, we're eventually going to make the shift somewhere back to the middle.
>>63033170
It's hard to present conservative views in comedy without coming off as a sociopath, while liberal views, typically taking the perspective of the downtrodden and oppressed, are easier to make jokes around.
>>63038468
Sweden is the twelfth best place to live on planet Earth.
>>63039547
They're the people that leftists also make fun of.
Liberals have clowns and keks who get keked and cheap pussy
Consertives have well dressed men who drink Scotch and get classy pussy
>>63039547
>They're the people that leftists also make fun of.
well duh
>>63033607
This is a particularly onerous exploitation of the fact nobody in this thread has watched the show. The first part refers not to whether or not online abuse is a worthwhile problem, but whether it's a prevalent one. Secondly what he's referring to as abuse in the first example isn't "cyberbullying" but actual death threats and revenge porn. He even ends the segment specifically saying that he is in no way talking about legislated speech, but a proper legal clarification of when something becomes abuse.
Case #2 of course has to do with an elected official who is required to be accountable to his people, and is responding to criticism with doxxing, which syncs pretty closely to what Oliver qualifies as abuse in case #1.
You're selectively lining up two things at the right angle to keep a pretty deluded bit of discourse alive, but hey guys, 2015 memes amirite?
>>63040436
Yeah but what does having a white penis have to do with revenge porn? Shouldn't he have just said penis?
>>63033438
You faggots are never happy.
>>63040532
He was speaking to the fact that statistically death threats, and of course revenge porn, occur more frequently to both women AND minorities, therefore someone who's white and has a penis is normally less of a target for these things, and less aware of the issues prevalence.
Why can't we keep politics in general out of our comedy like Jerry Seinfeld?
>>63039648
The message of the right is basically 'everything is fine how it is', the message of the left is basically 'there is some problem we need to take care of'; since jokes rely on pointing out logical fallacies, it's easier to do from a leftist perspective.
>>63033239
Fox News is also the most pro Israeli news network and its president is a Jew
>>63033170
We got Bill Whittle. Ain't nothing funny about the painful truth
South Park
>>63040112
>drink Scotch and get classy pussy
This is why fedoras are conservative now
>>63041291
>Right wingers are calm and easy going, totally not doomsday paranoid
>>63041347
Bill Whittle wants to get anal raped at a redneck just to prove how much he loves "Alphas"
>>63037660
When did anon say he liked trannies.
Case in point, Conservatives will never be funny because they view everything in black and white, 1 or 2. Conservatives will never understand satire.
>>63041791
>>Right wingers are calm and easy going, totally not doomsday paranoid
When it becomes 'everything was better when I was too young to see how shit it was' it's reactionary, the extreme right wing.
Because we're not allowed. America is a one party state. Any effective comedy satire against the cultural liberal dominance is shut down as hatespeech instantly. /pol/ knows this and has capitalized on it effectively. The Daily Shoah's soundcloud account for instance was literally banned and taken down TODAY because SJW commies reported them to the admins for hatespeech and then attacked their bank account so they can't find a platform.
The reason there are no authentically successful, right-wing satirists and comedians on TV is the same reason there were no anti-Stalin standups in the Soviet Union.
>>63040112
I refuse to believe this isn't satire.
>>63033170
the side that flings the most shit is always the side that halts everything to cry about how they are oppressed or victims as soon as shit is thrown their way
>>63041926
>this pathetic victim complex
There's a huge fucking difference between generally being looked down upon and being sent to the gulag/executed for criticizing the establishment.
>>63033239
Look I'm as conservative as they come, but Fox News isn't based at all IMO. They still pander to the front runners of the party who may as well be liberals (there's really no important differences between the two these days).
They still blackout conservative candidates who are actually conservative
>>63037374
holy shit edie fucked this dude
I saw that ted talks but to think this chick I hitup on fetlife on occasion fucked something that gross
>>63042043
Sending us to the gulag would discredit you in the eyes of your followers. Your mercy is just an act of self-preservation. If you did that to us, the curtain would come down and we could no longer pretend that we are equal partners in a Democracy. You need the pretence because it sustains you.
>>63042237
>implying they see us as equals
They want government nanny state hand holding and anyone that doesn't agree is somehow a racist and intolerant of Socialist's views and beliefs. They turn politics into a religion/race.
>>63041926
>Conservatives want business to do what they want
>Soundcloud, a business, gets rid of some NatSoc shit with their non government enforced power to make their website look more respectable in their opinion
>IT'S A ZIONIST CONSPIRACY WAH WE HAVE IT SO HARD ;(((
#Pray4WellFed/pol/Users
>>63042304
>some NatSoc shit
Hitler just got rid of some Jew shit in Germany, what's the big praaaablem here?
If the censors are censoring things *you* don't like, from the inside it looks like there's no censorship at all.
>>63042237
FUCKING EVIL TYRANNICAL LIBERALS
OH GEE HITLER WAS SO COOL!
>>63033206
Truth has a liberal bias.
>>63042365
>Hitler wuz a good boy he didnu nuffin dey jus wanted a wace war and dey slavs fault blame kikey we blonde boys wuz kings n shit
>>63042382
I concur.
>>63042394
Only when the Official Approved Dispensers of Truth are liberals.
>>63042433
Nazis are bad mkay
>>63042394
if it has bias, then how can it be true
>>63042208
>this chick
>>63042462
Did your fag Jew professor teach you that bullshit, son? Let me give you a red pill, kid. That ain't how things work in the real world. You might think you've got it all figured out, reading reddit like a good goyim, but I'm here to tell you that you straight up don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Capiche? Let's start with rule #1. Hitler was not evil. He was in fact the human reincarnation of the eternal demi-god Vishnu. Also known as Jesus in some cultures. Who gave his life by piling the sins of mankind onto his mortal form in death so that Europe may one day become free. We are his followers in the modern era, acting out his will so as to bring the City of Light into the world.
>>63042416
/pol/tards are just as bad as SJWs tbqh
>>63037436
They are considered center-right
>>63042048
This is why there needs to be another party split/realignment. The Southern Strategy fucked up the political landscape by shoving politically disparate groups in to two monolithic parties and now they're starting to come apart at the seams.
The actual, factual socialists need to split off from the moderate Dems and become their own national party again and the Republicans need to exercise the former Southern Democrats into their own social conservative party.
>>63042611
Too many buzzwords. It's a common sense thing knowing that the shit they did was bad. Quit acting like they were the underdogs. Also Ron Paul is the opposite of a nazi so legit grab a toaster, and make toaster strudels in the tub.
Also Hitler was the one making Europe into a big rape war kill house so stfu
>>63042740
Ron Paul publicly stated that he thinks aetheists should not be allowed to vote because they don't believe in God and therefore have no morals.
>>63042740
>It's a common sense thing knowing that the shit they did was bad.
Common sense is bullshit. Everything you think you know is probably wrong.
>Hitler was the one making Europe into a big rape war kill house
Lies. He wanted peace. Remember the Allies declared war on him and rejected his peace offers multiple times through 1940-41. They couldn't handle the guilt of killing the most based man in the universe, so they invented some crackpot story about him being evil and crazy in order to cover up their crime, and that is the story that everybody believes today.
>>63042836
>Common sense is bullshit. Everything you think you know is probably wrong.
Great argument
How do you know Hitler wasn't just hired by the rich jews to kill poor jews to gain sympathy to make Israel?
I might believe universally known "Propaganda" but you believe shitty government enforced 30s propaganda.
Kill yourself
>>63042800
That clearly translates to "GAS THE KIKES! RACE WAR NOW!"
>>63042623
two sides of the same coin
everybody is trying to go to the extreme of whatever side they're on
what happened to mormal people? moderates?
>>63033207
I thought he got fired for saying black people have higher crime rates? Or that was just his MSNBC gig?
>>63042902
>you believe shitty government enforced 30s propaganda
Savitri Devi is not 1930s, bro. We are full post-Hitler at this point. Get with the times, it's 2015, dawg.
>2015
>still hating Hitler
>>63033283
You're a child
Republicans are like Germans. They have no sense of humor. When Republicans try to crack jokes they just expose how unfunny they are. Like Germans.
