>Movie time, movie time, oh I can't wait for movi... Oh fooey I have a huge backlog of TV shows I'm trying to binge, I'm trying to watch the newest dub batch of Fairy Tail that has been released, and I'm only on Episode 3 of Jessica Jones (I had a very busy weekend, very busy) and Archer is still on the back burner, almost done with season 2, plus all the other smaller latest episode thing of other shows I need to catch up on. Good thing most of the Superhero shows are off this week. Sigh.
>Anyways after that humorous rant I am so happy the movie is here. I paid money for this and I'm proud to say that. At the end I will leave one of my infamous reviews of the whole thing and I won't hold back. Also I cannot spell the word movie, stupid i.
Is this the movie of the year?
>>63027910
Let's watch it.
>>63027950
We watched the first part yesterday. Three fucking times desu senpai.
The second part will be released today.
How the fuck did I miss this?
Is this free online or do I need to torrent it?
>>63028003
It's free. Just Google "Linkara movie" or wait when /tv/ watches part 2 together.
When are we watching part 2
>>63028200
When it comes out.
>>63028263
is like 5 hours more right?
>>63027961
I missed it ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h76fBmV2GVo
>>63028700
No way am I going to watch that shit alone, we need to stream it later with pert 2.
>>63028795
Gamer's Atlas movie when?
>>63028819
Kickstarter?
>>63028835
We all know he'd only make $521.
>>63028857
Let's hope I'll be back home soon enough this time.
I hope it gets better in the second part, first part was almost only talking and shitty cameos
Was there an Iron Liz topless nude scene?
>>63029571
>shitty cameos
You know that this is a Channel Awesome movie, right?
>>63029505
You'd better be.
why does angry esteves even do these things?
>>63029894
Oh god I hope so.
>>63030220
Because he never crossed that path of Mad Latza.
>>63030350
you are literally more autistic than Latza.
Bordering on avatap
part 2 very soon?
Probably within two hours.
>>63030438
>that's what butthurt hatters actually believe
Cry more.
Oh boy, cant wait to see part 2 three times
Better be part 2 soon, watching part 1 with /tv/ was fucking great.
Reminder
>No tripod
When?
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>>63032082
60K
>>63027910
>Movie time, movie time, oh I can't wait for movi... Oh fooey I have a huge backlog of TV shows I'm trying to binge, I'm trying to watch the newest dub batch of Fairy Tail that has been released, and I'm only on Episode 3 of Jessica Jones (I had a very busy weekend, very busy) and Archer is still on the back burner, almost done with season 2, plus all the other smaller latest episode thing of other shows I need to catch up on. Good thing most of the Superhero shows are off this week. Sigh.
>Anyways after that humorous rant I am so happy the movie is here. I paid money for this and I'm proud to say that. At the end I will leave one of my infamous reviews of the whole thing and I won't hold back. Also I cannot spell the word movie, stupid i.
please tell me these words didn't come from a grown fucking man
jesus christ what has this world come to
I posted this yesterday, and I will post it every time a new part comes out.
This is the official description of the movie
>A grounded, realistic biopic of a man on the internet who reviews comic books.
>>63032119
https://disqus.com/by/minyboy/
>in jokes
What's going on in here and why are you all being extremely faggoty? Did your favorite neckbearded youtuber make a movie or something?
>>63032175
>biopic
EVERY
SINGLE
TIME
>>63032032
Part 1 was uploaded 24 hours ago.
Soon.
I can't believe I missed yesterday's streaming.
>>63032240
Disregard that. Now
https://instasync.com/r/eggkara
Going to start in 15 minutes.
>>63032287
bumb
IT'S HAPPEING EVERYONE GET IN THE INSTANSYCH
>>63032287
get in here fags
NASTY COCKSLUT IS HAPPENING
>>63032287
Part 2 is here. Get in fags
All aboard the cringe train people!
GUYS SOON. WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE A TOP THE 4TH WALL
>>63032211
Does anyone else pronounce this word like it rhymes with 'myopic'?
STARTING NOW
streaming now on weebcrew.moe
join us for cringe
>>63032560
Anyone else read it as 'boipic' at first?
>>63032560
I always have
>>63032659
Piss off, this is Eggkara turf.
>tfw I missed the stream
Stream again when?
EVERYONE JOIN IN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkA0ilNTuYU
Would you watch Salo with Brad while flying through space?
>>63033448
SOON. We're re-streaming it at 12:25. EVERYONE GET INTO EGGKARA!
>>63032287
GET IN HERE!
We're streaming part 2 of Nasty Cock Slut: The Motion Picture in 4 minutes.
>>63032287
IT'S HAPPENING!
>>63033621
GODDAMNIT NO!
I'M NOT READY YET
>>63028700
C'MON BIRTHDAY BOY
LETS GET YOU TO BED BIRTHDAY BOY
SLEEP WELL BIRTHDAY BOY
Who /latza/ here?
This movie looks like Kickassia which cost $0 to produce.
Where did all of Linkara's $30,000+ go? His back pocket? He needs to be investigated for fraud.
>>63028700
>What the hell am I doing with my life?
>People like your show
>You cant live for others. What am I living for myself? Why am I doing this? Im honestly thinking about ending the show, why do I even still bother with it?
Holy shit, is this a metaphor for Linkaras own mid life crisis
are we having that 6 EST stream too?
>>63034848
he probably had a $30,000+ "catering budget"
Okay for those who haven't watched it in stream, how far did you get?
Literally I cannot deal with Linkara's voice and his fat face.
>>63035017
Just mute it and minimize the window, problem solved.
>>63035031
>Giving him the view still
MAKE SURE YOU KEEP ADBLOCK ON.
>>63035059
>adblock
>record
>reupload
>monetize
>>63028700
>Completely funded
>Uses Mario Galaxy music
Come the fuck on
>>63028700
>This man is basically a god!
Jesus christ, it doesn't even seem like he's joking
BAMP FOR LATZA.
Linkara is one of those people where it genuinely mystifies me that he has a fanbase at all. People who are unfunny/unintelligent can usually get by as long as they're good looking, but Linkara is uggo as fuck, and autistic to boot. He has zero redeeming qualities.
>>63035690
Latza 4 lyfe
bump
>>63035272
>This man is basically a nasty cock slut!
At least that would be more accurate.
I am at 3:30, why is he a Mary Sue? Or is it that every internet reviewer is both intelligent and resourceful enough to build/have a space ship. Also why is his voice the most annoying thing on the planet?
>>63028700
god everyone in that film aside from lupa, joe and brad look so fat and depressing, basically anyone under 100kg was probably paid to be there.
>>63035690
Nigga you posting on 4chan and you're surprised hearing about intense, crippling autism that exists out there?
Have you seen the people who watch Linkara/NC?
Do you even Latza?
I mean even Latza is a step above these creatures.
>>63035690
It comes from a few factors
The first, and most important, is that Spoony gave him a truly tremendous head start. Spoony was the single biggest pull outside Doug, which meant he never had to go through the arduous trek everyone else did to get a regular spot on page 1.
The second is that he crossover whored constantly to get even more cross viewers
Thirdly, he put out content more regularly than almost anyone else
Fourthly he picked the most incredibly low hanging fruit out there and forced the shit out of a few memes he made
Finally he pandered the everliving shit out of the proto tumblrities. That's right, he out tumblred tumblr
Add all that up and you get a core viewership of 3 types of people
1) Genuine spergers that think he's unironically good (and as Doug proved in that gag, CA has a fuckton of them)
2) People who use his gigantic backlog for background noise after they found him somewhere else
3) faggots that think he's ohsoprogressive and such a nice guy!
>>63035873
>why is he a Mary Sue?
because that's what his character has been since AT4W started, say what you like about Douge, but at least the nostalgia critic has flaws.
>>63036231
Not only that, but Douge brings up and even mocks his flaws too.
Linkara has this super annoying holier than thou attitude about everything and takes himself far too seriously for a fat Christian dude who reviews comicbooks.
>>63036282
Don't forget that he has everyone complimenting him constantly in whatever he writes.
That probably needs to be made into a drinking count.
Why does he does this to himself?
His average video review has higher production values than this garbage.
>>63036231
I haven't watched AT4W almost at all, I tried to once but almost immediately stopped due to his voice. But I have read, as much as I could, his Lightbringer comic which is wrong in every conceivable way. There is nothing about his comic that is good, he clearly doesn't understand the medium at all, so why would anyone trust his opinion on comics.
But his "art" is CWC-tier and his comments underneath are gold.
>>63028700
>that "comedic" drunk acting
>>63037163
For 7 pesos obviously
>>63037163
Someone probably got some dirt on him or something
>>63037210
>so why would anyone trust his opinion on comics
Once again, AT4W fans are like a level of autism above the typical NC fan. He's basically popular because he's the NC lackey who has remained with TGWTG/CA, and as a result gets cameos and is seen as important in the CA heirarchy (to the NC fans).
Literally anyone who's seen AT4W knows it's trash, you don't even need to have read comicbooks to know this.
>Nitpicking 90's Daredevil
>Literally missing the point that it's entirely tongue-in-cheek
>>63034849
ayn rand approved
Is this the greatest shot in cinema history?
>>63032287
WE'RE STREAMING PART 2 OF ATOP THE FOURTH WALL: THE MOVIE
GET IN HERE
>>63037472
>Building a pretty impressive (for internet reviewer standards) set
>Ruin it with flat lighting and camera work
I mean fuck, might as well just have greenscreened it anyways.
>>63037163
Joe got so fat. Needs to cut out the chimichangas tbhfam
>>63037575
Wonder what he's going to the set pieces now. He can't fit them in his apartment.
>>63037472
Worst bead in cinema history.
>>63037603
It amazes me that people who have decided to make a career out of being a web personality almost never look after themselves.
You don't have to look like Scooby, but they must be aware that the more repulsive they look, the less people will want to look at them. Todd in the Shed seemed to have figured it out, at least.
Don't really know anything about this shit but wow it's really terrible. Nostalgia Critic was irritating, but this is a whole new level.
I feel really sorry for the guy who plays Elrond, dunno why. There's just something really pathetic about him on a deep level.
>>63037472
>big erect cock in background
Linkara really can't help himself
>Paul Latza throwing down
GET IN HERE FAGGOTS
https://instasync.com/r/eggkara
Nigger faggots.
>>63038575
So when do we latecomers get to see the continuing adventures of the nasty cock slut?
>>63038575
>room not playing the movie
>>63038575
Ahhhh Fuck I'm not home for another 30 mins. Yesterday was so much fun as well.
When is next showing of part 2?
ITS ON AGAIN
>>63039305
right fucking NOW
>>63038575
Did anyone call the number? Was it legit?
>>63039583
That's an illinois area code, and the same number is on this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvN_34xoasM
Anybody can look that up
>playing everyone sings Linkara's theme twice in a row
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-zBgBBAN0c
>I missed both of them
a-are we gonna do it again?
>>63034835
This is so sad yet I can't stop looking away
Come make fun of autists with other autists
https://instasync.com/r/eggkara
>>63028700
How can anybody watch this shit? It's a mix of awkwardness, monotony, and embarrassment. Everything about it is shit.
-The plot is bland and boring
-The conversations and writing are awkward and stitlted
-Bad, lifeless acting
-Sound quality is shittier than most teenagers making Youtube videos
-Shit lighting
-Overly drawn out
-Inconsistent camera work, and framing, and often times it's even shaking for no reason
-Props that looks like they were made by children
This is awful in every conceivable way.
>>63041350
Is it happening again?
>>63042187
The ride never ends my friend.
>>63036010
Holy shit, nicely worded. Any Likara thread should start with this post
>$750
I'm at the part with Linkara's drunk acting and I just want to give up
Has this guy ever touched alcohol?
>>63042681
No he's straight edge
>>63042681
No, he also got mad as fuck when someone suggested his character should smoke a joint or something
Can this guy not afford a fucking tripod?
Why is the camera so goddamn shaky?
>>63042681
No.
Given his early antics of being a nasty cock slut, he's probably overcompensating now to flagellate himself.
Part 1 starting right now.
https://instasync.com/r/eggkara
>>63034848
Kickassia cost zero dollars because Douge uses his employees as indentured servants for his yearly shitty movies. Linkara seems like the type of autistic man that would pay you to act in his vanity project.
>60k
>The first episode of Star Trek Continues with real actors, authentic sets, decent CG and BGM only cost 40k
i missed the second part, when its the next show?
>>63045655
It plays every 2 hours or so.
I've seen it 4 times today and it gets worse every time.
>>63045369
The CGI was no where near as good as Linkaras though
This was a great episode! I'm so hyped to see Mechakara - best character ever!
Linkara is hilarious (as always). I loved the scene where Marzgurl came to talk to Linkara because she couldn't get the intercom to work. Then he told her how to work it and then she tried it out! ^_^
I also loved Harvey Finevoice. It's great how they utilised his appeal as a Sinatra parody to explain how the ship's technical systems work.
All in all, this is the best plot arc since Vyse & The Entity! I'm so excited to see if Iron Liz makes a return... and maybe Spoony?
>>63046658
I liked the part of the chat where Paul Latza admitted he had a 5.5 cock.
>>63046658
Is this a legit YT comment?
>>63046770
I like where he tried to convince people he had sex with Amanda
I wonder how much he paid Lani to be in this, also its funny how he killed of the only new character in the movie
Also what the fuck is up with all the serious shit? Even Douges old movies didnt take themself this seriously, its like watching a bunch of clowns going from silly clowns to deadly serious clowns
>>63047000
Lani and Brad deserve better
>>63047000
Lani's character isn't dead, He'll come back later for a heroic rescue.
>>63047838
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