GOD'S STILL NOT DEAD!!!
>God's Not Dead 2 arrives on April 1st, 2016
Atheists are
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Cleansed By Jesus [X]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq6lG4GeEMI
Bump for The Lord
>>63023153
>April 1st
Oh wow, they're not even trying to hide it anymore.
>>63023291
>PUREFLIX
kek
>>63023153
>Pureflix
>>63023153
is it on Netflix®
>>63023650
Nope.
Pureflix
>>63023153
shouldn't christians be embarrassed by this?
the bible has pretty fucking awesome stories and yet they resort to some "hurr im oppressed" trash
>>63023742
This. God's Not Dead was awful anyway. Only bible-thumping fundies liked it.
Do Christians really feel this persecuted by liberals?
>>63023742
Christians don't read the Bible, anon. Also they have no sense of shame.
The first movie was so fucking stupid
The kid literally had NO argument against the professor. Literally none.
And the professor finding god at the end was because he was so fucking scared, he wanted to believe in god at that moment, its not how he really felt.
Also, that anti-muslim subplot thrown in there for no fucking reason
>>63023153
Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, Wooden shoe!
If the words sound queer and funny to your ear, a little bit jumbled and jivey,
Sing "Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy."
Love the subtle divine intervention as the judges gavel breaks
This is as depressing as a snuff film
>>63023153
Meh. Honestly, not even memeing, the first movie was extremely comfy in a 'so bad that it's good' kind of way. This one looks like it'll be even better.
>>63023742
Only the old testament has good stories. You goyim just have Jesus being a smug hippie.
>>63023555
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>>63023899
Lol at all the butthurt atheist. Cry more
>>63023153
>sabrina the teenage witch plays the protagonist
>>63024149
sabrina the teenage witch vs leland "the possessed daughter/niece rapist/murderer" palmer
>>63024087
This.
I haven't seen the first one but I think I'll watch it now.
That were they thinking with that trailer, though? First there's this epic music that clearly doesn't fit and suddenly uplifting pop music out of nowhere.
>>63023742
It's a typical "American Christian" movie. It means well but it's kind of silly. Christians should expect persecution. Not whine that liberal colleges are atheistic. Wow what a shocker. If you're a Christian why are you sending your sons and daughters to secular colleges anyway? Those places are like sin factories.
>>63024149
>Either act for us and have your sins forgiven, or burn for witchcraft, you whore spawn of Satan belched from the cunt of Hell
The Christians sure know how to persuade.
i'd never had to deal with a literal fundamentalist christian who actually follows the biblical letter of the law, until one started working with me two months ago
it's super uncomfortable when anyone swears at work around him now, let alone bringing up premarital sex or drug use.
how do people live like that? you might as well be amish
>>63024326
>it's uncomfortable that people don't follow your degenerate lifestyle
>>63024326
>how do people live like that?
You think that Sin is personal freedom and fun but really it's just dead weight that you're dragging around. You'd be far better off without it honestly.
>>63024375
it's an upscale yet casual hotel. we work with a wide range of human beings who aren't necessarily bible robots. being able to judge personal traits and adjust accordingly in conversation is valuable
this fucking idiot refers to literally everything as "amenities". would you call a pool an amenity to a person? it's a word designated for complimentary hand soap.
>>63024356
>degenerate
>things I don't like
Chances are he starts whining and acting all high and mighty every time anybody talks about anything pleasurable or says the word "damn".
>>63024375
>You're better off not doing the things you enjoy because the tenants of my religion say so
>>63024356
>>63024375
>muh ironic moralityposting on 4chan
>>63023899
Not to mention the teacher is a ridiculous caricature of atheists. No professor would walk into a room and start the class off with "hurr durr there ain't no gawd".
Plus that idiot kid screeching "WHY DO YOU HATE GOD?!?!?!" As if atheism had anything to do with hating a deity.
>>63024356
>>63024375
You two knuckleheads are posting on a website that regularly embraces and facilitates sin, gore and other atrocity, with no dissent. What would your youth pastor say if he saw you here? If he saw your posts. I'm sure you'll pretend you've been trying to lead people to the path of light.
>Do not be deceived: "Bad company corrupts good morals."
>Leave the presence of a fool, Or you will not discern words of knowledge.
>Do not be bound together with unbelievers; for what partnership have righteousness and lawlessness, or what fellowship has light with darkness? Or what harmony has Christ with Belial, or what has a believer in common with an unbeliever?
In other words, gtfo
Praise god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itzDZ-qgOew
>>63024593
John Kerry didn't win the 2004 elections. ALL HAIL THE ANTICHRIST
>>63024593
what
>>63023153
Why would Ibe mad about this? The last one was ducking hilarious.
It was like someone wrote down the atheist professor copy pasta and filmed it.
>>63024701
That's literally what they did, I shit you not
>>63024738
I didn't see a bald eagle or Jesus fly into the classroom you communist
>>63024757
>Jesus
>flying
>not moving his surroundings as he stands still using divine will
OUTTA MY FUCKING WAY FUCKING HEATHEN SHIT
>>63023153
im a theist but this is an embarassing movie
>>63023153
the fact that christians make these movies profitable is confirmation of their status as sheep.
these people should feel shame, and not in their usual status as shameful sinful beings, but because they're so fucking disillusioned that they spend their hard-earned money on complete garbage that validates their utterly outdated and silly lifestyle
if it werent for the fact that your dumb shit is slightly less dumb than the muslims' dumb shit, i'd be in favor of sending you all into a furnace
>>63023742
>>63024257
As a Christfag, I'm upset that stuff like this gets so much praise and attention, when non-American Christians are being literally slaughtered for their beliefs across the world.
>muh persecution
>>63024987
Dude that's metal as fuck
>>63023909
I'll catch you with my death bag.
>>63024987
Thank God they censored the nipple out of this. Wouldn't want anyone getting traumatized.
>mfw Muslim
>mfw instead of making weird flicks to try and convince people we're right, we literally blow them the fuck out
>mfw we'll rule the world in 100 years
Why are Christians so fucking dumb? Sorry, why are protestants so fucking dumb?
>>63023153
inb4 thread gets 200+ replies
>>63024987
go get em tiger. we evil atheists will continue to rattle your cage with reasonable discourse as the you and the muslims feed each other to the lions
An actual Christian film would be something like Andrei Rublev or A Man for All Seasons or Calvary. This is just dreck.
>>63025101
You said that 100 years ago too
Please, someone post the copypasta.
You know the one.
>>63025176
leave it to my american bretheren to ruin a perfectly good religion
im embarrassed to say my cousins are the consumers of these films. they literally divorced the family to suck ameri-jesus's knob
more inheritance for me i guess
>>63025193
its in the op
>falls to knees
>>63023153
>religious friend talks this movie up after it releases
>says it's the best movie he's ever seen
>tries to get me to watch it
>make excuses because I don't want to waste 2 hours of my life
>start to run out of excuses
>luckily he stops trying
>mfw I see this
>>63023153
I don't get why religious people still think their teachings have anything to do with god, especially christians, the only logical connection from bible that you can get is that Jahve is Seth, the desert god of war
HOLY FUCK IT'S SABRINA
>>63025099
kek
>tfw catholic
>tfw I don't need some butthurt movie to tell me god is real
Only fucking protestants, ass blasted for the last 500 years and counting.
Oh fuck. I played a drinking game with the first one. Every time a scene sounded like a forwarded email from grandma: DRINK!
This new movie is going to shut down my liver
>>63023742
I'm Christian (catholic to be precise) and I think the first movie was absolutely embarassing, the debate over faith is really important and actually some of the best words on the subject came from atheists, yet the movie portrays the debate as deep as a fight between primary pupils.
Let's not mention about all the side stories, describing atheists or muslims as complete assholes while all the Christians are considerate and lovable.
No one ever pushed me because of my faith, and I live in one of the biggest atheist countries.
The self insert of that Duck Dinasty guy was also cringey, not to mention that if you receive a text message from an anonymous with the words "God's not dead" you'll probably think that a serial killer is targeting you.
Faith inspired many good movies, this is just terrible and could works only with ignorant rednecks, I could not see how anyone with a three digit IQ could enjoy this except for laughs and dank memes.
>under attack
>>63023153
There are literally 12 christian churches within 5 square miles of me. All of them are different denominations that can't even agree on what the same book says. Yet they'd have you believe they are being persecuted across the entire country.
>Muh Christian Nation
>>63025771
That's because
>Protestants
>>63025664
and yet your (catholic to be precise) movies in modernity tend to lean toward the "HEY LUK DA PREESTS CAN BE CORRUPT" bent
your religion is an excuse to rape the unfortunate, figuratively and literally.
get over it. it's a system of power that's exploited on a daily basis. your god doesn't exist and the few people who are actually pious are weird and don't fit into modern society.
end your absurd beliefs and join the rest of the world you cretin
>>63025989
Jesus handed both the keys to Heaven and the papacy to Saint Peter, plus Saint "Iron Mike" Peter lopped off a Roman guard's ear for Jesus
Stay mad Protestant keks
>>63026027
go fill a collection plate and eat your savior you loser
>>63025989
>it's a system of power
Spotted the commie
>>63026078
enjoy bowing your head to some literal faggot with a silly hat
>>63026058
>mad because Jesus didn't choose his heresy
The ride never ends
>>63024987
FAKE
http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/syriamurder.asp
It's from a movie
>>63023742
Yes and no.
It's Protestant shit.
Allah willing, we will put an end to these films.
>>63023822
>Be in America
>Open Christian business
>Get sued by gays for 4 million dollars
>Get called bigot by national media
Nah, they're just overreacting.
>>63026216
Uhhhhh maybe stop expecting special snowflake privileges because of your imaginary friend?
>>63025227
Protestants were good, but something happened along the way.
The founders were Protestants, Rockefeller owed his whole fortune to his "Protestant Work Ethic".
>>63026216
Antidiscrimination laws were on the books in those jurisdictions.
Looks very much alive to me :^)
>>63026268
Forcing businesses to provide services to everyone is bullshit and you know it.
>>63023153
The killed Clarissa. :(
>>63026275
>protestant work ethic
The bjggest oxymoron in the history of Christianity tbqh familia
Christian films back than
>ben hur
>10 Commandments
>King of Kings
Christian Movies now
>Gods not dead
>Chronicles of Narnia
>Veggietales
Where did it go so wrong?
>>63026312
>I should be allowed to discriminate on any basis
>I don't like gay people
Which one is it, christard? Perhaps both?
>>63023153
They should have hired this guy as the antagonist.
https://youtu.be/VA0OOEo0k2k
Remember when Christian movies were good?
>>63026287
>>63026392
Other businesses exist the offer the exact same service if not more. Applying anti-discrimination to this is liking claiming AT&T has a monopoly on landlines in a time when cellphone companies are just as accessible. It's an antiquated notion of the law.
>>63026268
Incidentally, you can't buy a bacon cheeseburger at a halal Burger King, either.
Why haven't they got a black protagonist
>>63027389
If only Ian McKellen really were Jesus..
