Not noticin' a Star Trek thread on this board, Cap'm. Something 'bout that didn't sit right with me, so I figgered I'd slap one together from some scrap we had 'round and see if that'd do the trick.
>Enterprise Ain't Bad Edition
>>63023020
>Enterprise ain't bad
>I've never trusted UPN
>And I never will
>I can never forgive them
>For the death of my Vulcans
>>63023195
His ideas were shit
His storylines
Repeated twice a year
He crossed the line
Bragaguy
Bragaguy
He fucked up Star Trek
I realize
>still no Star Trek: Terran Empire
>>63023195
>trusting UPN
>>63023020
Tbh I wish they didn't cancel it. The next season looked like it would be a good one.
enterprise is better than ds9 desu
>>63023406
If they got the Romulan War seasons, maybe.
>not loving DS9 for Based Worf Arc
>>63023406
>Deep Space Nine had 5 good seasons
>Enterprise had 2 good seasons
>5 is greater than 2
>Deep Space Nine is greater than Enterprise
You can't argue with math, Anon.
>>63023406
Say that to my face Cardie, and not over the communicator and see what happens.
Watching TOS while pumping iron
It takes a while for it to get good when all of the first few episodes are about weirdos infiltrating the ship but everything after Balance of Terror has been great. Miri's been my favorite even if they didn't question for a second how the planet is an exact copy of 1960s Earth
>>63023020
A reminder that Archer created a child, raised him to maturity and marched him at gunpoint to the operating table to have his organs harvested while he was begging for his life.
>>63023536
Cool /b/log, /b/ro.
Hodgkin's Law.
>Make sex appeal character
>Give her a Mormon haircut
>>63023562
>William 'It's perfectly okay and moral to kill clones' Riker
>>63023611
TNG S1-2 isn't canon.
What ever happened to Netflix continuing ENT?
There was concept art showing the ship being fitted with a deflector dish section and the angled struts as seen on other Fed ships.
>>63023340
I'll never understand what Braga was trying to accomplish by ruining one of the most based sci-fi species.
>>63023611
>>63023678
Someone might have been playing a joke on you.
>>63023611
Was this post based on a real poster questioning Riker's actions?Not this time, it's fiction.
So do you still think that fact and fiction are polar opposites? For they occupy the exact same space - and in trying to find one without encountering the other is a challenge that is truly...Beyond Belief
I'm Jonathan Frakes
reminder the clone riker didnt kill turned evil
>>63023698
The Vulcan arc was one of the best parts of Enterprise and Braga only really touched on it early in the series.
>>63023808
Your universal translator seems to have wanked out.
>>63023808
>Maquis
>evil
boy, you've been redpilled
>>63023741
I rike it.
>>63023861
Was Braga the one that fucked Voyager?
>>63023880
Voyager was only ever touched by dicks.
>>63023868
those assholes stole expensive replicators.
fuck em.
>>63023562
Picard used a living being to nearly wipe out it's entire species by implanting it with a virus.
Are there any updates?
>>63023880
During seasons 4-7, Brannon Braga was Voyager's Co-Executive Producer along with Rick Berman.
He did good things, like hiring Jeri Ryan. He did bad things, like hiring Jeri Ryan just so that he could fuck her.
And he did.
>Seen all of TOS, TNG & DS9
>mfw watching the first episode of Voyager
Is this worth it? I have so many other shows and movies to watch, a 7 season show will take up a lot of time, I didn't really like the first episode, but from past experience the first episode is not indicative o the entire series.
>>63023944
The Borg were a threat and that would have been the greater good option.
>>63023698
You are right. He did take a massive shit on the Klingons.
and introduced some blu skinned antenna totting race that nobody gave a shit about.
>>63023984
>introduced
>>63023951
Let's be honest, all of us would do that.
>>T'pol is hotter anyway.
>>63023972
"Assimilate this!" *pew*
"Resistance is futile!" *pew pew*
"Prepare to be irrelevant!" *pew pew pew*
"See if you can adapt to this!" *pew pew pew pew*
"Your biological and technological distinctivenesses are about to be obliterated!" *pew pew pew pew pew*
>>63023956
Yes.
>>63023880
The studio execs ruined voyager by insisting it have a more episodic format than a serial format like DS9 had.
>>63023956
You have to watch Voyager just like you have to watch the Star wars prequels to enjoy the insanity.
>>63023473
Imagine how good Enterprise would have been if they abandoned all the shitty temporal war stuff and replaced the Xindi with Romulans.
>>63024090
makin me sad m8
>>63024028
>>63023950
http://wate.com/2015/10/02/star-trek-voyager-actress-ordered-mental-evaluation-after-harriman-arrest/
Nothing since October, my little T'hy'la.
>>63024113
Adam Scott confirmed for best Helmsman.
>>63024054
Not really. If anything DS9 was the exception and not a ST standard. Previous shows certainly had continuity, but nothing like season spanning arcs and whatnot.
>>63023984
>Andorians, a founding race of the Federation
>introduced in Enterprise
You have to be 18 to post on 4chan
>>63023020
Will anything ever be like the original Star Trek?
>>63024010
I know I would.
Hello /tv/, how do i get into star trek? I have a lot of time on my hands and i've never seen anything ST related before.
>>63024392
Watch Season 3 of The Next Generation and go forward from there.
>>63024392
Watch a Top Ten or Top Twenty episode list of TOS. If you like what you see, go back to the beginning and watch the whole show.
Watch the pilot of TNG, then try watching from the beginning of the third season. If you like what you see, go back to the beginning and watch the whole show.
Save DS9 as a reward for when you finish TOS and TNG.
>>63024377
I also thank him for adding her to the show. With out Seven I would have never given Star Trek a shot and would have missed out on a lot.
Voyager was my first and favorite Trek. Started watching it after /tv/ wouldn't stop spamming A thread with the image of The Doctor getting a pity kiss form Seven every day about 3 years ago. This was before teh word "JUST" was even a thing on this site.
Yeah it's not perfect but I really like most of the characters and that mid 90s sitcom vibe the show gives off at times.
I came for Seven and stayed for the show. Now I own Voyager , TNG, and Enterprise all on dvd
Tried giving DS9 a shot but couldn't really get into it.
>>63024392
>>63024455
>Tried giving DS9 a shot but couldn't really get into it.
That's alright, don't feel bad. Just giving it a try was all we ever asked for.
>>63023611
kek, I just watched the episode a few days ago. It's the one with the really racist Irish stereotypes, right?
>>63024487
DS9fags haven't even watched TOS or TAS.
Quit pretending that the niggers posting in Trekthreads have given everything a try.
>>63024522
Wow, that's an angry post.
Who hurt you?
>>63024392
Don't listen to any of these retards, just watch them in the order they aired.
>>63024534
/tv/, by abandoning true Trekthreads and resorting to constant niggerposting of DS9 garbage every day.
Why did you betray me /tv/?
>>63024377
Wew lad, I knew a set of twins in high school that looked just like Jeri Ryan. My biggest regret was not dumping my girlfriend at the time and going for it.
>>63024568
Hitler and Eva, in the bunker.
>>63023478
Five is kind of pushing it. DS9 had four good seasons.
>>63023944
The key point being that he didn't do it.
>>63024568
Anon, his shit taste displayed.
>>63024487
I watched four episodes. The first episode I watched of the show was a Baseball in Space episode.
I'll repeat that Baseball IN SPACE.
Pretty arrogant of them to imply that the sport would even still be remembered that fare into the future. It's like when every trek show ALWAYS has that Nazi/ Holocaust/ Hitler episode. As if that war will be the worst war in human history that everyone that far into the future will remember. As if there wont ever be a more epic war in the future (or past) that they would think of first.
>>63024639
Yeah, I love DS9 but the majority of season 7 was garbage, it had turned into a shitty soap opera by that point.
>>63024670
baseball was pretty big before the strike in 1994 fucked it.
>>63024654
Welcome to /tv/, where in our headcanons, Picard actually did use Hugh to wipe out the Borg, Sisko actually poisoned all those Maquis to death, and Janeway was actually a sadistic psychopath like in Living Witness.
>>63024506
>racist
That word has just lost all meaning.
>>63024010
>T'Pol and her D-caps
>>63024455
How far did you get into DS9 if you don't mind me asking?
>>63024670
>sisko's thinly veiled inferiority complex about being a black captain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5TPNcXxiK0
>>63024522
Top kek, i grew up on TOS/TAS and TNG so by the time i got to DS9 i was full on trek nerd. Cry harder faggot. Only reason people cared about Voyager was because of big tits, she was only brought in to fix the shitty ratings.
>>63024714
>>63023999
>>63024295
I don't remember them in TNG, DS9 or Voyager. I only watched the TOS movies, not the show because it bored me, so unless they are int here, I really can't remember them ever being shown. And if they were, they still look retarded.
>>63024714
sisko really did poison those maqui tho.
>>63024670
>watching the worst episode of the entire series
>from season 7
>first
>wonders why he didn't like the show
Yeah, its not like the other Star Treks didn't have complete garbage episodes either, huh?
>>63024743
How the fuck do you grow up on TAS and TNG? Please detail the chronology there.
>>63024765
They showed up in the first movie and voyage home you stupid cunt.
>>63024670
Actually, baseball is almost completely forgotten in the 24th century.
Only 4 characters (Sisko, Sisko's son, Sisko's bae and Sisko's rival) in the entire show (out of a recurring cast of 50+) give a shit about it.
I don't know why you "tried" DS9 by watching random episodes willy-nilly, especially episodes from the final season, but whatever, keep being angry over a misunderstanding.
>>63023916
>stole expensive replicators
the replicate some new ones
>>63024670
I don't understand why they never travel back to the time of the eugenics wars. That would be fucking dope.
>>63024791
Wow, they were really shitty, then, since I don't remember ever giving a fuck about them. Worst race this side of Tribbles.
>>63024765
They were in the movies as well as the show.
>not the show because it bored me
Get out.
>>63024769
Zero casualties, nobody died.
>>63024822
He had to make them move planets which is a pretty big deal, imagine if some nigger came and sprayed your house and you had to move.
>>63024777
TOS and TAS spanish reruns in the late 80's, and I started watching TNG after reading rainbow did a behind the scenes episode. I also caught random reruns of TOS that were in english. Friends lent me the movies.
This was all in the late 80's early 90's.
>>63024811
Voyager did travel back to the time of the Eugenics Wars and they met Sarah Silverman.
TOS is legit horrible. I think people say they like it out of obligation. Not even talking about the design/aesthetics. The dialogue, acting, episode plots are all shit.
>>63024806
no then they would turn evil like clone riker.
>>63024838
It's not your house though, you're there illegally.
Oh, and you just got back from putting poison in someone else's house, you filthy criminal.
>>63024843
Well, that's my fault for not watching all of Voyager. Is it...good?
>>63024670
>>63024455
Go back and watch DS9 you chuckle fuck. From the beginning. It will pay off, I promise.
>>63024877
>being a filthy cardie sympathizer
Fuck off xeno-loving scum.
>>63024870
TOS has some great episodes it just has a lot of shit episodes that reflect that time periods heavily, like the fucking space hippies episode.
You can't really expect a series from the 60's to be fucking top tier acting with 100% awesome dialog, everyone was fucking high then.
>>63024913hes supposidly joking
>>63024670
>The first episode I watched of the show was a Baseball in Space episode
Why the fuck did you do that you idiot.
>>63024877
Can we all agree Eddington was a dipshit?
>>63024936
No, he was based.
Ezri was hotter than Jadzia. There, I said it.
>>63024954
>OMG, this just like that book I love, LOL, so cool, I'm a hero, just like that hero in that book that I love, fuck yeah, I'd better go tell everyone how much this reminds me of my favorite book!
>>63024936
That bald pencil pushing accountant turned rebel? Yes he was a fucking dipshit, should've been carried off by a Cardasian rape gang.
>>63024843
>>63024913
It's just regular 1996, no Eugenics Wars. The Eugenics Wars ended in '96. The show takes place in '96. The war could have ended before the show. Though the show runners specifically state they intentionally just left it out.
>>63024957
Yes, tell us something we all don't already know.
>>63024957
Of course she was. That's not a controversial opinion.
>>63024957
Fuck you, no she wasn't.
>>63024982
Jadzia was hotter than Ezri. There, you didn't know that before, did you? You learn something new every day.
>>63024957
she aged way better for sure
>>63025005
No, now you're just making shit up.
>>63025009
I would stillhugJadzia.
Seeing photos from cons where the actors are like 20-40 years older and by their young photographs, and selling autographs for like $5 a piece makes me so sad. I wish they'd stop doing it or have clauses in their contracts preventing them from ever doing it.
I don't need to be constantly reminded of mortality and broken dreams.
>>63025043
When I get married I'm drugging my girlfriend and tattooing the Trill pattern into her skin as she lays there passed out
>>63025105
mfw when i knew a guy and he and his twin sister both had that shit in school.
>>63025105
Your girlfriend?
Not your wife?
>>63024839
>Reading Rainbow TNG behind the scenes episode
ENGAGE MAXIMUM COMFY
>>63025070
Some Trektors and Trektresses age like fine wine though.The secret is dyeing her hair silver. It makes the rest of her face look younger.
>>63025166
Nana Visitor looking severely fuckable. Damn.
>>63025166
I genuinely cannot understand this and I see it posted all the time. She looks pretty terrible. Especially those legs.
>>63025246
normal kira was covered 99% of the time.
this kira is mostly covered.
they are used to not actually looking at anything and pretending to be odo.
>>63025138
In the same spots as the Trill on the show? Ur joshin me brah
>>63025150
I'm drunkposting in a Star Trek thread
>>63025246
For a nearly 60 year old women she looks pretty damn good.
>>63025271
it was just like redhead freckles only as big as trill spots. he also looked like he had a perpetual tan so i think its like being a reverse albino or something.
>>63025246
>pointy knees, would not bang
You are literally a stereotype.
>>63025316
Not that guy but you have some serious low standards.
>>63024777
Not him but I'm an 80s baby.TOS is my shit but TNG came out when I was six and TAS was played on Nickelodeon.
>>63025306
O i c
Fuck it pham on our wedding night we're not consumating the marriage she's getting joined with her symbiote
>mfw
>>63024916
I'll give it a shot I guess but only because /tv/ seems to talk so highly about it. Maybe I missed something.
>>63024935
Why?
With Voyager I started watching the first episode Seven of nine came in which was the last episode of season 3 and onward. I wanted to give the whole Star Trek thing a real shot but feared that all the tech and alien culture talk would alienate / bore me. I knew if I stared with the Trek Seven was in I'd at least have her sex appeal to keep me going .
Enterprise was my second Trek because I thought that since it's the most modern one I'd find it more enjoyable plus it also had a sexy female character.
I was hyped for TNG because since I grew up when it was airing and it was the most iconic one to me. I already knew and loved the them song and characters without ever watching the show because they were part of pop culture but I made the mistake of watching the first episode of TNG in hopes of watching it from start to finish like I did Enterprise . I couldn't get past the first disc. I as board and so bummed out that I wasn't connecting to the show.
I skipped to a random disc in season four and found that made some cast changes. One major plus was that they got rid of that kid and really found myself enjoying the show.
When it came time to watch DS9 I thought I should stay clear of the first season since with most trek shows the first season is kinda rough seeing that the show , actors and characters are still working out the kinks and still trying to get into their grove. I picked a disc from a later season thinking that by that point the show would be a well oiled machine and that I would get a good feel for what the show was all about.
still looking good
>>63025295
Fair enough. I wouldn't fuck her though.
>>63025316
Yes, not wanting to fuck a 58 year old with the beat up legs of--shocker--a 58 year old, makes me a stereotype. Those are some amazing deductive reasoning skills.
>>63025408
Holy shit having a kid fucked her up. That and the drugs.
>>63025392
Don't know why you skipped to the last season then, should have gone to 3 or 4, the baseball episode is not representative of DS9 as a whole.
Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.
>>63025408
Fuck... so sad. Why is she so vascular? The fuck. And her gut.
The fuck man. She was so qt.
I had to google that image to find out who she was.
Would be hot if that distended belly and vascularity shit wasn't going on.
>>63025392
If you really refuse to watch a Star Trek from the beginning, you should know that The Way of the Warrior (season 4 episode 1) was when the DS9 producers tried to revamp the show to be more you-friendly. Try watching from there.
>>63025465
Did a colorblind Nazi select her for the camps or something?
>>63025465
look at that smile. i bet she thinks she looks good.
>>63025503
kek'd
>>63025408
Whats up with all vains on her body. She looks like a Ninja Turtle or like one of those weightlifters that have those ugly veins popping out.
>>63025500
Thanks for the tip. I'll try to watch it. Once I get into the show and find myself caring for the characters I do eventually go back and watch all the episodes.
>>63025676
Aging, fat loss, medication (drugs are a hell of a drug), exercise, pregnancy (she had a kid).
>>63025704
>"I've directed some shit."
>>63025704
Don't start at season 4. You're robbing yourself. Yes, season 4 is where it becomes far more serialized, but there are a number of events prior to that which setup season 4 on through the end of the show. Plus, you're missing some pretty GOAT moments that will impact how you view the characters dealing with the events of seasons 4-7.
There are some stinkers but it's worth it. If you liked Voyager and Enterprise you'll love DS9.
TOS = TNG = DS9 > Voy > Ent
>>Captain
Picard>Kirk>Sisko>Janeway=Archer
>>First officer
Spock>Riker>Kira>T'pol=Chakotay
>>Security officer
Worf=Odo>Tuvok>Checkov>That weird thin lipped guy
>>Helmsman
Paris>Sulu>Kira(closest thing to a helmsman in DS9)>Wesley Crusher>>>>Black guy nobody gives a shit about
>>Science officer
Data>Spock>Jadzia/Ezri=T'pol>Harry Kim/Samantha Wildman
>>Engineering
Scotty=O'Brien>Geordi La Forge>Tucker
>>Communications
Troy(sort of)>Uhura> Sato
>>Medical
Doctor>Mccoy=Crusher>Bashir>That pedophile looking guy
>>Morale
Quark>Guinan>>>Neelix
You know this to be true.
>>63025408
For a forty year old, yes, she does look pretty bad. Unless she turned to professional weight lifting or some shit.
>>63025857
>Data and Spock not equal.
Kill yourself plebe.
>>63025857
chakotay is bullshit unfair. janeway only pretend made him first officer.
>>63025857
You're correct about Security Officer, Helmsman, Engineering, Medical if you tied the first two, and Morale
All besides that is trash
>aged like milk
Crusher
Troi
Yar
Janeway
Kes
T'Pol
>aged like wine
Uhura
Kira
Jadzia
Ezri
B'Elanna
7 of 9
Hoshi
If you picked the wrong Trekfu to waifu then you have my sympathy and my pity.
>>63026023
>think beverly is like much older than troi and looked great for her age.
>look it up
only like 6 years difference
>>63026023
>Kira
>Jadzia
>>63026023
This post is objectively true and needs to be stickied for centering all future Trek threads on
>>63026088
For women in their fifties? Yeah, they're looking fine, desai senpu.
>>63025857
>Engineering
Scotty=O'Brien>Geordi La Forge>Literally who>Klingon mutt
Missed one, anon
>>63024113
>>63024153
>TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE
>ship incoming...It's the enterprise!
>>63026221
You're right. And that's a good order, she'd be on last place for me as well. Honestly, Tucker was one of the rare good characters in Enterprise.
>>63026414
Is there a more perfect moment in any of the Trek films?I don't think so.
>>63026567
spock suddenly showing up swimming with whales was pretty funny.
