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WHY DIDN'T WE SAVE THE FRASE /TV/?
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WHY DIDN'T WE SAVE THE FRASE /TV/?
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>>63019335
Please cast Brendan as the Mummy... Please Hollywood Jews.
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>>63019335
JUST
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>>63019335
>he got gypped out of his own role
HEH
I feel legitimately sorry for him now
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>>63019335
He will get a cameo at most
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Maaan, so what killed his career?
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>>63019941
He stayed pure. ;_;
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If he doesn't get a cameo I WILL boycott this movie
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WAKE UP (Wake up)
SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP (knews I shoulda got a fuckin...)
NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS
THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR BEING FAMOUS

(You keked me too)
SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
(You keked me too)
I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP
(You keked me too)
NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS
(You keked me too)

I don't think you trust in my financial suicide
I cry when ex-wive deserves to die

WAKE UP (Wake up)
SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP (knews I shoulda got a fuckin...)
NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS
THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR BEING FAMOUS

(You keked me too)
SEE MY BARBER SAY JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
(You keked me too)
I KNEW A SHOULDA GOT A FUCKIN PRENUP
(You keked me too)
NOW I GOT THESE ALIMONY PAYMENTS
(You keked me too)

I don't think you trust in my financial suicide
I cry when ex-wives deserve to die

in my financial suicide
I cry when ex-wives deserve to die

LAWYER (LAWYER)
LAWYER (LAWYER)
LAWYER (LAWYER)
LAWYER (LAWYER)
Lawyer into your hands
I give up my paycheck
Lawyer into your hands
Why have you fucked my shit up?
In court just fucked my shit up
In proceedings fucked me up
Legally fucked my shit up

in my financial suicide
I cry when ex-wives deserve to die

in my financial suicide
I cry when ex-wives deserve to die
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>>63019941
Marital bliss
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>>63019335
I would love to see Tom Cruise in The Mummy.
Seriously, one of the few actors I have respect for.
>hurr scientology
Doesn't affect what I see on the screen, so I don't give a shit.
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>>63019993
>well underway
>"the role of a lifetime"
Was this written by /tv/?
No it wasn't ;_; http://www.brendanfraser.com/about.swf
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyqrmxIDNsw
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>>63019983
I kek'd hard
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>>63019941
two words... ALI..MONY
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i'd surely watch it tbqh

can't bruise the cruise
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>>63019335
They took his wife
They took his kids
They took his money
They took his career
They took his money
And now they're taking the Mummy

JUST
U
S
T
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>>63019983
Read it in Serj's voice, cool
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>>63019993
>>63020065
Who made this?
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Post your rarest brendan, y want to start a folder
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>>63020784
>Act 1
>Along the way, Brendan developed insatiable curiosities for creating imagery, going to new places and keeping current with new forms or artistic expression (his limited free time is frequently spent in Museums, Theatres and Galleries, or, yep...online

Who do you think. This whole thing is heart breaking
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Tom's sucking another ones life force?
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>Brendan Fraser runs to the nearest barber's shop
>the pouring rain outsides mask the tears streaming down his face
>he hasn't had a good acting role in ages
>he can barely scrape a living, the alimony is eating away at his living standards
>it's a dingy little barber's shop on a backstreet, there are no customers but him
>he sits on the seat, looks at his sorry face in the mirror in front of him for a moment and bawls out in emotional agony
>his head falls into his hands, and quietly sobs until the barber begins to speak:
>"What cut do you want Brendan"
>Brendan looks deep into the barbers eyes, his own eyes now redder than the stripes of the barber pole outside
>"Just fuck my shit up."
>"Brendan, I've told you a thousand times you have to stop doing this to yours--"
>"I SAID FUCK MY SHIT UP!"
>the barber freezes
>"WHAT PART OF "FUCK MY SHIT UP" DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND!?"
>Brendan thrusts a hundred dollar bill into the barber's hand
>"JUST DO IT..."
>The barber lets off a half-hearted sigh; really he's happy, I mean he just got a hundred dollars to fuck a guy's shit up.
>After half an hour, it is complete. Brendan gazes upon himself once more into the mirror:
>"It's terrible. Thank you senpai."
>"It's a pleasure"
>Brendan stumbles out of the barber shop and collapses into a puddle outside
>That $100 was all the money he had left
>Alimony's due tomorrow
>Looks like Brendan's sleeping rough tonight
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Can we get a petition to give him a bit role in this new flick? It will serve the dual purpose of saving him from creditors for one more day and also fucking his shit up.
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Everything written about BF makes it sound as if he was the most miserable human being there is

>http://www.biography.com/people/brendan-fraser-14515300
>Recent Projects
>Fraser enjoyed another box office triumph with 2008's Journey to the Center of the Earth. Based on the Jules Verne novel, this adventure tale raked in more than $100 million in its initial release.
>In 2010, Fraser made his Broadway debut in the comedy Elling. Unfortunately, the show only had a short time because of poor reviews and weak ticket sales. Fraser had signed up for a film about William Tell, but he ended up in a legal dispute with the filmmakers over production delays. He also dropped out of a television pilot for a series over creative differences in 2012.
>After that professional rough patch, Fraser appears to be back on track. He has several projects in the works, including the upcoming drama Gimme Shelter with Vanessa Hudgens. Fraser also stars in the western comedy In With the Outlaws.

>In 2013, Fraser made headlines when he sought to reduce the amount of support he paid to Smith: Fraser claimed that he no longer had the income to keep up with the annual total of $900,000 in payments to her, and the pair had become engaged in a legal battle over the finances.

>We strive for accuracy and fairness
>fairness
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>tfw no more Fraser Mummy movies with best couple

that one with maria bello was bullshit
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>>63019983
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>>63021465
He's the new Keanu.
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Brendan can still have a comeback, right guise

RIGHT?
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>>63019993
Jesus Christ. It's like watching Hulk Hogan get his shit fucked up all over again. At least we kind of saved Hulk though. How am I supposed to forgive myself for not saving Brendan?
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Quentin Tarantino should pick up Brendan for a new movie.
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WAKE ME UP
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What the fuck?
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>>63019941
What do you think?
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god he was so cool back in the day
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>>63022276
He was never cool.
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>reboot to a remake

Don't do it tom, please
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>>63022299
just a little?
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>>63022299
Loser detected.
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>>63022299
>implying
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>>63022276
He was a good friend
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I'm from the future.
2017 is known as the Fraseraisance. If I was a big Hollywood producer, I would be calling Brendan RIGHT NOW. You can easily find his phone number. From what I heard.
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>>63022299
series is just a new gens indy knockoff.
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Where the fuck is Yukikaze, Tom?????????
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>>63022299
Are you serious?
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>>63019983

>LAWYER (LAWYER)
>LAWYER (LAWYER)
>LAWYER (LAWYER)
>LAWYER (LAWYER)

OhShitNigga.Jaypeg
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>>63022388
he was a god
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>>63022339
No he was never remotely cool. even as a kid when the movies came out I knew they were garbage and there was something very off putting about him. I'd much prefer to watch Indy any time.
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>>63022299
Stupid fucking faggot, kill yourself.
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>>63022402
The fuck? What's this from?
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>>63022423
One day you'll recognise the truth.
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Never expected Tom Cruise of all people to star in a "Mummy" reboot. Poor Brendan. His shit is so fucked up.....
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>>63022443
Airheads, good movie
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Tom's a bit too old now to do any rebooting, especially if the rebooted movie becomes a hit - and he is fully capable of doing that.
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>>63022402
I'd take his hand as he lead me into the forest of his lust. We would lay there as he whispered silent hymns in my ear
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>>63022522
Still better than Brendan, you can't go lower than that..
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>>63022388
Looks like 1910s Leon Kennedy.
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>>63021381
I don't know whether to laugh or to cry.
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>>63022563
HOW DO YOU GO FROM THIS
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>>63022299
He was way cooler than Tom Cruise in his prime.
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https://mobile.twitter.com/sillybrendan

what kinda Twitter you want my man?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ticDqQNvSF8

Where is he /tv/?

Where the fuck is Brendan at?
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>>63022593
to this?
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>>63022616
1 week left before alimony Brendan, sure you should be here?
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>>63022616
He's never been anywhere near tom cruise's level. JUST because you saw the movie when you were 5 doesn't mean he was ever good.
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>>63019993
MARITAL BLISS
A
R
I
T
A
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B
L
I
S
S
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>>63022593
We would gallop and play in the jungle like young gazelles during mating season. We would swing on the ropes tied to the trees as we felt the warm breeze between our legs. And sometimes I would let him swing first, and I wouldn't go just yet, I'd let him wait for me. But I never kept him waiting forever
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>>63022621
>#recapturingmycool

why didn't we fucking save him
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You know, Brendy's birthday is coming up on December 3rd.

We should all wish him a happy birthday
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>>63019983
Goes perfectly with this version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4cGqu2_GQQ
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>>63022616
Stop being a retard, you dumb retard.
You can like the guy but come on... stop being fucking stupid and posting idiotic shit, moron.
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>>63021381
Kek'd
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>tfw Brendan will never play Nathan Drake
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>>63019993
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>>63021471
>that one with maria bello was bullshit
we don't speak of the abomination.
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>>63022299
>You now realize that the personalities that are revered today will be forgotten in 10 years time
>MC Hammer was the shit in '91, now people only think he's a one hit wonder
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>>63023786
except

>Tom Cruise was cool when he made Top Gun in the 80's
>Still getting major movie roles

Funny, I thought the whole going crazy jumping on Oprah's couch and scientology shit was going to kill his career, but fucking Cruise is like a roach infestation, HE JUST WON'T DIE
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>>63023923
ive always thought, family guys caricature of tom in the episode where he befriends stewie is perfect
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>>63019983
a truly great meme
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>>63019335
>Mummy reboot
Why?
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Let's start a twitter hastag

#NoBrendanNoMummy
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>>63024041
Cruise now doesn't make a move without CO$ direction or approval, the producer is probably one of them
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>>63021335
It's honestly giving me feels. and if you watch him in interviews and stuff he seems like a really loving and nice guy
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>>63024115
Yeah, but why is there a Mummy reboot at all?
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>>63024078

>twitter
>hastag

Did you get here by accident or ?
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Was it ever proven if that guy that kept backing up Brendan on that one movie website and releasing ridiculous specific details about Brendans life was actually Brendan?
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>>63021471
Not just bullshit, trash too. Dat stupid lesbo...
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>>63022633
holy shit. how recent is that interview? brendan looks like he has his shit totally fucked
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>>63020038
>Tom Cruise
>Dat Scientologist midget
Bad choice. I think Nic Cage should replace Brendan
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>>63024365
Somebody post the link, then compare the writing style of the poster and Brendy's twitter >>63022621

It's him.
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>/tv/ likes the Mummy films
Holy shit, a board on 4chan that actually likes things? And something legitimately good to boot? What sorcery is this?

>>63021471
Delicious Evey.
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>>63022647
>"I used to be in movies you know."
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It's time to post JUST faces.
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>>63020038
>Seriously, one of the few actors I have respect for.

You respect a tiny, brainwashed cult member?
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>>63024888
>trips
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>>63024888
what does the JUST meme mean? i cant find any info on knowyourmeme.com
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>>63024888
>>63024945

>i'm literally 12 years old and find this hilarious
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>>63024996
It means you must be just with people so they don't turn into a Brendan Fraser.
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They are trying to erase his legacy, Jesus CHRIST
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>>63025026
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>>63025277
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>>63019335
>scientologist fag in Mummy reboot

fucking dropped
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>>63022299
>He was never cool.
get fucked. he was a top 5 movie star in his prime.
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>>63022569

RE4 Leon's look and even the jacket are partially based on Fraser
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>>63024078
>all those girls responding with "ew" or "who is this guy? nevermind I don't care"
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I-it's not like I need this movie to help me pay for the alimony

>his kids want to go see it with him
>tfw he pretends that he is Tom Cruise
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Let's be honest, the Mummy ruined him.
All he ever wanted to do was be a lighthearted comic relief actor, but mainstream success ruined him. He needs to get back to his roots to unfuck his shit
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=k85EFowRywI

Look at how happy he is
All he ever wanted to do in life was make people smile...

But maybe the people who care the most are the one who hurt the deepest ;_;
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>>63025400
That just shows the movie will bomb. The Mummy has completely left the public consciousness.
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>>63025681
adventure was always a guy genre anyway.
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>>63024041
Universal is scheming an Avengers style Monster movie.

So far they're fumbling even though Dracula Untold was surprisingly good.
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>>63025813
That sounds terrible. The League of Extraordinary Gentleman fell flat on its face. What makes them think this will be any different. Nobody cares about monsters anymore.
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>>63025681

Isn't it more that Fraser has left the public consciousness?
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>>63019941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5v6oG2YLI
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>>63025541
Don't do this to me man, we all know he is dead inside
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>>63025853
>Nobody cares about monsters anymore.
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>>63019983
Holy Christ
What in the hell is wrong with you?
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE LET HIM HAVE A COMEBACK ROLE! I BLAME ALL OF THIS ON STEPHEN SOMMERS!
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>>63019983
SOMEONE SING THIS NOW
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>>63025853
Anything is possible anon.

All you need is another movie and at the end Van Helsing shows up and says "Wolfman/Invisidude/Dracula/Wewaskingz/Frankie, the Templar/Teutonic Knights need your help."
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>>63025853
LXG wasn't about monsters though. It was a superhero team comprised of iconic characters from classic dark literature. Monster Vs Aliens on the other hand was exactly a superhero team made up of classic movie monsters.
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>>63025853
>Nobody cares about monsters anymore
Fuck you man, monsters are always relevant and cool.
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>>63025365
How stupid can you be? His most successful year was 1999 where the Mummy barely scraped in to the top ten.
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>>63026265

What about George of the jungle
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>>63026300
that was 1997
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Cast him in GI Joe 3
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>>63026316
Not in the top 10 either.
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>>63026338
He should have gone away with pauly shore.
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>>63026316

I mean wasn't that more successful?
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honestly, if they got his ass into shape, he'd be the perfect cletus kasidy.
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>>63026265

Not that anon, but Fraser was huge because people went to see movies based on him being in them.

Same with someone like Pauly Shore.

Having a Sure Thing return on an actor was starting to get pretty rare even at that time.
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>>63020065
After the role of a lifetime, he's been "busy".
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jesus christ
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>juggles eggs

what a king
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JUST
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YOU DID THIS /tv/

ONCE AGAIN YOU MEMED REALITY
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>>63019335
http://metro.co.uk/2015/11/25/a-new-sequel-to-the-mummy-is-coming-is-tom-cruise-replacing-brendan-fraser-5524694/

Scroll down and vote to bring back Fraser!
#SnoozeCruiseFraserSavior
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>>63019335
A bald hero. That wouldn't be appealing.
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Why not cast Brendan himself and just make it a sequel?
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Brendan is coming back. One day some indie hyped director will cast him in his movie and it will be a triumph in festival, maybe an oscar nom for Brendan.
Look at Michael Keaton. Brendan can do it too.
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>>63019335
Please no.
Not like this.
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>>63022633
>Ben affleck is here, i hear hes doing well

fuck man, i feel bad for him. He seems like a nice guy
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>>63028163

>who is John McClane
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>>63019983
I somehow knew the song...
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>>63028299

No way, you're like a walking Shazam!
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>>63028262
Sounds like his voice is about to crack in the interview and his eyes are watering.
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>>63022388

hnggghhh

>>63022402

god yes Airheads
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Good, fuck Brendan.

Tom Cruise is an acclaimed actor with impressive skills who does his own stunts unlike Brendan "feel sorry for me cuz I married a golddigger and I have a shitty agent" Fraser.
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>>63028554

Thread needed a bump, good job.
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SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME TO PAY THE ALIMONY
I AIN'T THE DARKEST GUY IN MY BED
I WAS LOOKING IN DESPAIR WITH MY FINGERS IN MY HAIR
AT MY WIFE AND HER BUCK FROM MY KEK SHED

WELL

THE BILLS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
STATEMENTS OVERDRAWN, CANNOT BE FORGIVEN
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO GO INSANE
FUCKED MY SHIT UP NOW I'M IN EXTREME PAIN

TOO MUCH TO PAY
TOO MUCH IN DEBT
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH FLEEING TO CUBA


YOU'LL FOREVER KNOW IF YOU GET HITCHED
YOU'LL ALWAYS KNOW 'CAUSE SHE'S A BITCH

HEY NOW

YOU'RE A HAS-BEEN
SHE BROKE YOU AND BETRAYED

HEY NOW

YOU'RE ALL WASHED UP
IN YOUR MISERY YOU'LL WADE

IF ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD
GIVE IT TO MY WIFE
TO BE SOOOLLDDDD
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>>63028554

Brendan is still the better dancer. And better looking than Tom Cruise ever was.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXi7mCd7JAQ
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>>63028256
imblying that wasnt his going away movie token oscar.
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>>63019335
Im sorry but Tom cruise just doesnt make a good explorer. Unless they scale the whole Mummy world and the other actors to his size
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>open thread
>ctrl + f
>just
>29 justs
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>>63019901
already happened.

The Rock stole his role in the Mummy films and again in the Journey to the Center of the earth films
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Let's do something about that /tv/. We still can unfuck his shit up for him.
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>>63019335
>Tom Cruise in The Mummy
This is just wrong
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>>63019335
Who /#BringBackBrendan/ here?
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So between Brendan and Charlie Sheen who will die first?
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can we do it /tv/?

can his shit be unfucked?
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>>63028873

As wrong as turning what was originally a slow paced horror movie into a fast paced action adventure blockbuster?
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>>63028930
still plenty of horror in the mummy
the second one of course is a total theme park ride, i'll give you that
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>>63028930
>implying millennial kekolds know about the original film
b-but muh wrong side of ree-vur
muh funny quotes
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>>63019335
>getting keked out of your own role
J U S T
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T
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>>63029019
>green eyeballs
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>>63028967
Out of topic, but why is it that on a website like 4chan, where bad typing is generally ridiculed, volontary typos when saying something you don't agree with is considered a valid way to argue?
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>>63029043
what the fuck are you even babbling about?
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>>63029043
It's an attempt to make the poster you're replying to seem stupid, obviously. Lurk moar fagit
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>>63029076
>ree-vur
What does it add to his (your?) point? Why bothering to make a 5 characters word a 7 one for no reason? Is it more convincing? Am I supposed to hate memes more because he badly typed a word? What does it mean?

What does it all mean?
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>>63029117
>this post
autismus maximus
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>>63019983
>Lawyer into your hands
>Why have you fucked my shit up?
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>>63025324
I really enjoyed Indiana Jones and lots of other things. The mummy is crap.
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JUST
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>>63028769
He's done for kek.
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>http://www.brendanfraser.com/
Man this is ancient.
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>>63028769
>We still can unfuck his shit up

it's "fuck shit up" or "unfuck shit". one or the other. you don't unfuck something up.
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>>63029547
Found Afton
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I remember watching The Mummy, Monkeybone and George of the Jungle when I was a kid. I believed Brendan Fraser was the greatest man in the world.
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>>63019335
>the mummy reboot
fucking why
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>>63029689
maybe he was

I remember thinking his career was over when I saw Inkheart as a kid
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>>63025853
>The League of Extraordinary Gentleman fell flat on its face
I don't care, it was fucking great.
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>>63029720
Cash money yo
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>>63029735
It was shit but had a great concept.
The third act was a total CGI shitfest.
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/tv/ already posted Bane into reality, Brendan's shit is next.
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>>63029787
>JUST Cause
Maybe he should try VA for vidya instead, since he can't land any film roles. Plenty of currently successful actors do that shit now.
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>>63029117
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>>63022821
Thank you.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKw7OXB6u4c

See from 0:24
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>>63024945
what went wrong?
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>>63021948
>At least we kind of saved Hulk though

>WWE has cut all ties with Hogan and has pretty much been Benoit'ed by Vince himself because of leaked evidence of Hogan being racist towards niggers

>saved
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HEY OCONNEL
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>>63029884
0:24-0:44
>uhhhh brendan we like that you improv and go off script, but we don't know how this would fit into the movie. Wanna take a quick break?
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now Tom needs to bang his ex wife and adopt his kids
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>>63029585
i'm just correcting your faulty grammar, i'm all for unfucking his shit, just without any superfluous prepositions
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>>63028737
>The Rock stole his role in the Mummy films
No he didn't.
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>>63029585
the only freedom from his pain is to rid him of the demon
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>>63019983
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>>63029990
Is this some kind of meme?
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>>63030650
for you
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>getting keked out of your signature role
and i didnt think he could get anymore JUST than he already had
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Keking in the name of
Some of those with ex-spouses, are the same that owe thousands (x4)
Keking in the name of (x2)
And now you take all my paychecks (x12)
THOSE WHO JUST, FUCK MY SHIT UP, JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP AND MAKE ME A KEK
JUST FUCK MY SHIT, FUCK IT UP, JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP AND MAKE ME A KEK
THOSE WHO JUST, FUCK MY SHIT UP, JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP AND MAKE ME A KEK
JUST FUCK MY SHIT, FUCK IT UP, JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP AND MAKE ME A KEK
Some of those with ex-spouses, are the same that owe thousands (x4)
Keking in the name of (x2)
And now you take all my paychecks (x4)
And now you take all my paychecks, now I'm hiding assets (x7)
And now you take all my paychecks
THOSE WHO JUST, FUCK MY SHIT UP, JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP AND MAKE ME A KEK
JUST FUCK MY SHIT, FUCK IT UP, JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP AND MAKE ME A KEK
THOSE WHO JUST, FUCK MY SHIT UP, JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP AND MAKE ME A KEK
JUST FUCK MY SHIT, FUCK IT UP, JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP AND MAKE ME A KEK
Fuck you I won't pay alimony (x8)
FUCK YOU I WON'T PAY ALIMONY (x8)
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where the fuck were you guys when Texas Rising was airing? that was supposed to be the dawn of the unfuckening
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>losing a shitton of money every month
>can't work because ex-wife would demand more money

The best thing that could happen to Brendan at this point is the sweet release of death
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>>63019335
Well, he is kicked out of his iconic role by Tom Cruise, it could be worse.
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>>63031054
i was in the stream. it was painful. it was like the show was actively mocking us by ignoring his character
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What happened to Brendan Fraser anyway?
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>>63031173
got his shit fucked up something fierce
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>>63031185
not but really, what happened? Drugs?
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>>63019983
Thank you. Just... thank you so much!
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>>63031212

Divorce and alimony
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NO I DONT WANT TIS MANLET TO BRING SHAME ON OCONEL
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>>63031173
900k/year alimony
doesn't get roles anymore so he's broke AF
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>>63031239

Why the fuck does everyone think Tom will be playing the same character
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>>63031335

either way tom cruise is a fahlaying faggot i want thim to fuck off from the frase

SAVE THE FRASE OMFG

fuck me fuck the scientology faggot homo nerd who cant act fucking fagot
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>>63031335
yeah he obviously won't be. evy, rick, all the main characters except for imhotep were completely new additions for the mummy 2001 which, keep this in mind, was already the umpteenth remake of an ancient brand. there's no reason to assume they will reboot this version of the mummy specifically. and if they did, they wouldn't cast cruise as o'connell because he doesn't fit the character at all.
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>>63025853

>nobody cares about monsters anymore

Yeah now it's all zombie shit, unfortunately. Fucking millenials
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>>63028909

unless it's [intentional] suicide, Charlie is dying first
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>>63029043

stop posting
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>>63019983
>LAWYER (LAWYER)
>LAWYER (LAWYER)
>LAWYER (LAWYER)
>LAWYER (LAWYER)
>Lawyer into your hands
>I give up my paycheck
>Lawyer into your hands
>Why have you fucked my shit up?
>In court just fucked my shit up
>In proceedings fucked me up
>Legally fucked my shit up
oh my fucking god 10/10
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>>63019983
THIS IS THE BEST THING ON 4CHAN ALL WEEK

THANKS BASED ANON, GOD BLESS YOU BASED BRENDAN
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IT GOES
IT GOES
IT GOES
IT GOES
ALIMONEEEEEEY, YAH!
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Ancient scrolls say the only way to unfuck his shit up is by putting someone else in the role of "JUST". Who do we replace Brendan with?
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>>63032362

After all, he's the one who killed him
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdqoNKCCt7A
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>>63019983
>"Lawyer into your hands"

SIDES
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>>63031307
Oh so it's not drugs. It's worse. Women.
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>>63019983
2/10
Nice meme
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>>63032896
retard
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>>63025277
It will live on in /tv/'s memory.
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