Where should I sit?
On my face
>>63018487
the middle handicapped spot
At the right, next to the 3 lone red squares
Have you never heard the term "front row seat"?
>>63018487
By the exit, so when the shooter comes in during the movie; you can get out of his way
Next to that reserved seat at the top left
>>63018581
It's cool, I don't live in America.
>>63018487
>couple seat
What does that mean? No armrests so it's easier to give blowjobs?
>>63018487
>>63018487
Pretend to be a cripple and sit in the middle.
Don't listen to >>63018581. The big guy shooter came in through the exit. Listen to >>63018569 and if a shooter comes in, just move around a cinematic 24fps so he'll think you're part of the movie.
>>63018487
>no "i" row
But the only smart choice is pic related, so you can extend your legs
>>63018619
Cool you've set yourself up for a group to ask you to move
>>63018487
>assigned seating
What sort of Commie nation are you from?
>>63018611
Even more lewd. It's forholding hands.
>>63018645
tell them to fuck off
>>63018657
It's called reserved seating, you fucking savage.
>>63018487
>that guy all by himself in row J
What a fucking loser.
H3 so you can make 2 normie parties eel uncomfortable
>>63018672
>people can't go the length of a movie without eating
>people can't go the length of a movie without groping their wife
>>63018611
It's because of thesingles' policy.
>>63018569
Nobody ever sits in the front row unless they want a headache and a fuzzy-ass view, though.
D-5 or E-5 or D-16/E-16 give you probably the clearest shot at everybody in the theater. Most people favor the middle or the back, so you don't have to worry about nailing too many in the front rows.
what movie and session is this ausbro?
>>63019249
Oh, you've used Event Cinemas before?
It's 9AM release day seats for Star Wars, I'm taking a kid relative there since he's excited for it.
>>63019292
>kid relative
Your wife's son?
>>63019564
Nah, my cousin. He's like 12.
I'd love to get a couple seat and lay down extra comfy like
Always have an exit strategy.
>>63021063
>not having the seat in the very to right to subdue the shooter by surprise and become an american hero
>>63021063
how did he fire off 55 rounds without reloading?
>his online seat selecting program doesn't have a probability calculator for odds of getting shot
I'm pretty sure you can sue for this in the US of A tbqhwyf.
>>63018487
Aisle so you can slip out just before the dance intermission. Downside is sometimes you will have to go first in penis inspections.
>>63021247
drum mag
>>63021063
This guy has the right idea.
>>63021063
The exit door is underneath the screen?
>>63018487
Middle of first row, experience the movie before all those plebs in the back rows eating popcorn and making out, then you go home and have a threesome with your sister. It's the patrician answer.
