>Lucas knows Star Wars was being sold to Disney
>Realized he was going to lose all creative control over the franchise after the sale
>as his final fuck you to Disney and the fans that had mocked him tirelessly since the prequels, he comes up with the name "Sheev" for the emperor
>the character is now forever ruined
Lucas's face when
Sheev fits him tbqh
when I heard Sheev the first time I thought it was a nickname from /tv/
>>63016935
Lucas still had a few things up his sheev.
>>63017012
Me too desu senpai. It's just such a stupid name, it had to be intentional to come up with something that bad
>>63016935
Buddy, pal, Lucasfilm was already in Disney's hands for two years when Tarkin (the novel that introduced the name "Sheev") was published a year ago as the first novel of the new canon.
>>63016935
You figured that one out all by yourself? Literally everything after ESB was a big fuck you to the fans who mocked him from the start.
>>63017118
>>63017223
what?
DUDE HIS NAME IS SHEEV LAMO
>>63017051
A similar situation arose with Star Wars: The Force Unleashed’s protagonist, Starkiller. “[That name] was only supposed to be a nickname or call sign, not a proper name from the beginning,” a former LucasArts employee says. The development team hoped that Lucas would give Vader’s apprentice a Darth moniker, which at the time, was something that didn’t happen often.
“The team threw a Hail Mary to George, saying the game would have more credibility if the apprentice had a ‘Darth’ title,” a Force Unleashed team member says. Lucas agreed that this situation made sense for Sith royalty, and offered up two Darth titles for the team to choose from. “He threw out ‘Darth Icky’ and ‘Darth Insanius.’ There was a pregnant pause in the room after that. People waiting for George to say ‘just kidding,’ but it never comes, and he just moved on to another point.”
http://www.gameinformer.com/b/features/archive/2014/02/12/fall-of-the-empire-how-inner-turmoil-brought-down-a-legendary-studio.aspx?PostPageIndex=2
>jar jar binks
>sebulba
>jizzwailers (not joking)
m8 he was coming up with shit names long before sheev
It's hip to be Sheev.
>>63018597
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jizz-wailer
>A jizz-wailer was a term for musicians who specialized in playing jizz songs.
I'm in pain help
>>63018676
easily my favourite bit of star wars 'lore'
let's all just look up naughty words on wookiepedia
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Sperm
>>63018676
They could really jizz up the place!
>>63018450
>Darth Insanius
that would have been awesome......
>>63018706
>>63018676
>tfw my favorite side character is a jizz-wailer
>>63018676
Holy shit my sides are in orbit.
>>63019094
Oh god not these again
>>63019126
It's time
>>63019136
ow
please stop
>>63019193
https://youtu.be/ve1889zS030
everyday
>>63019193
Imagine if his name was Steve
>>63019136
>>63019202
>>63019263
what is this
>>63018450
>Darth Doodoo Face
>>63019202
I feel like that chart is backwards
>>63019277
>Steve Palpatine, Emperor of the Galaxy
if I die tonight, it's your fault /tv/
>>63018597
>>63018676
when I was a kid I always thought they took random words and turned it into names, so I wanted to make a comic about some alien jedi. I took the word condo and changed it to condom, I find the comic years later and feel like a retard
that must be the exact opposite of how lucas feels
>>63019277
Steve Palpatine
Owen Kenobi
Adam Skywalker
Mark Windu
Bob Fett
>>63018450
Classic Lucas
>>63019388
I prefer Larry Kenobi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utFRqsT61-k
>>63018676
Kek. I applaud the guys who spend all day every day editing the Wookiepedia and adding shit like this.
>>63019277
Holy shit I can't breath, send help
>>63019285
>>63019136
>>63019553
>>63019539
>>63019593
>>63019539
kek I made this one
>>63019605
What is the original picture?
>>63019667
HE'S CALLED SHEEV
BECAUSE HE STABS THE JEDI IN THE BACK
LIKE A SHIV
GET IT???
>>63019202
i almost pissed my pants
>>63019691
awesome thank you
>>63019377
I love you
>>63019718
i wonder if this is true.
>>63019691
>children
Don't they mean younglings?
Isnt his name palpatine?
>>63019691
>even children
Not canon. Anakin never killed children. They were younglings.
>>63019795
From a canon novel: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Sheev_Palpatine
>>63019795
That's Sheev Palpatine to you, shitlord
>>63019786
He is also very misheevious.
>>63019795
Yes. Sheev Palpatine.
Yeah according to "canon" han solo died in force unleashed but oh wait hes in the new movie
Hey guise, sort of off topic but you might dig this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cxjlN9e9-cYes, it's Hishe, shut the fuck up about it.
>>63019873
Force Unleashed is no longer canon
>>63018676
Jizz-Wailer>Jizz music>Jizz (Instrument)
I'm not sure what I expected
>>63016935
I like it though
>somewhere in the Star Wars universe, a young boy day dreams about putting that jizz in his mouth and wailing with it like one of the best
>>63018676
Oh so I suppose you also have problem with the Jizz Box?
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jizz-box
>>63019884
Gaaaaaayyyyyy
>>63019891
Besides the movies nothing is
>>63019984
The Clone Wars show on TV is still canon, family.
>>63019999
CHECK THESE
>>63019984
The book that gave us Sheev is canon.
>>63019884
I don't care what anybody says, I love HISHE. This one was gud.
>>63019984
New novels beginning a year ago are canon, as is the dumb Clone Wars cartoon.
>>63020014
Same.
>>63019884
Literal autism.
>>63019998
>>63020014
>>63020016
Because lucas says so?
Yeah...nah.
Identifying things that are canon and not, then changing your mind, retconing, etc is so arbitrary.
No one gives a fuck about star wars books except aspies
>>63019884
They actually made the "I SLAUGHTERED THEM LIKE ANIMALS" scene sound good.
Shit.
>>63020061
Disney said so, not Lucas.
>>63019948
>>63019969
>"You sound like a festerin' jizz-box. I got a festerin' jizz-box right over there in that corner." ―The assistant manager of the Wookiee's Codpiece
>>63020061
>No one gives a fuck about star wars books except aspies
I give a fuck because Star Wars canon is hilarious
What's /tv/ take on the whole jar jar was a sith lord theory?
At first I thought it was too far fetched, but it actually makes perfect sense to me. I think Lucas just changed his mind at some point because of all the negative reaction from fans.
>>63019136
>iconic 10 inch Jedi killing penis
Lost it
>>63020118
>it actually makes perfect sense to me
How?
>>63020118
I could see it being true.
The prequels DO lack a huge surprise.
Plus all of the evidence Reddit put together was actually slightly convincing.
how do you pronounce sheev?
>>63020147
Shit
>>63019969
>Thebandfeatured in the film'scantinascene is performing jizz.
Thus is now a hmmmm thread.
>>63020147
Sh-eev
>>63019691
>romantic love is forbidden by jedi
So does that mean they're allowed to fuck so long as it's not emotional? Is this just some mastermind plan so some crazy bitch doesn't get clingy?
>>63020147
Shhh - EEE - vh
>>63020118
Well he was the key to all this.
>>63020147
>how do you pronounce sheev?
Like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve1889zS030
>>63020139
How do you people not realize that everyone pretending to like the movies or any of that shit is just shitposting by now? It's literally going off every single hour of every single day and somehow you idiots still bite the bait every fucking time. Oh how could you like them "I dunno I just do I guess" how you can't see this as being intentionally stupid shows how stupid you actually are.
he donate almost all the money from the lucasfilm sale to charity. sounds like a cool guy to me.
>>63020205
>>63018450
I can't figure out if Lucas is retarded or just a huge asshole.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5Sst_S6vHY
>>63019884
That was pretty good.
>>63020246
Why not both?
>>63020246
I honestly think he's just a huge asshole and is trolling the fans on purpose now. Has been for almost a decade.
>>63020255
People always give Hishe shit but I genuinely enjoy their videos.
>>63020139
The main points that got me:
- his somersault into the lake, when no other creature in the whole franchise is able to do that apart from jedi
- the fact he got banned from his town and gives a half arsed excuse about being "clumsy"
- in Ep III he is the one who suggests giving emergency powers to palpatine, that seems like a leftover from the original role he would play in the prequels before George changed it. At that point everyone already hated Jar Jar, so why would he bring the character back just to have him do such an important thing?
- the huge coincidence of him being from the same planet at Palpatine
- he sabotages Padme's ship, you can't do that by just being clumsy
- memes aside, the prequels really do "rhyme" with the OT in a lot of things. Jar Jar being Yoda's rhyme makes perfect sense
Palpatine/Sidious is my favorite character and has been for a long time. This Sheevposting shit has ruined my ability to say he's my favorite without resorting to "lol Sheev" but he's still my favorite.
I just ignore the dumbass name and the book it came from.
>>63020304
>- the fact he got banned from his town and gives a half arsed excuse about being "clumsy"
From how he talks his "clumsiness" amounted to a huge rampage of destruction.
>>63019539
I keked imagining Sheev telling Vader this on his birthday with a whore at his side.
>>63020304
You're damn right they rhyme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7ZW1gtCljs
>>63020118
It sounds retarded but it makes sense. It's probably true and makes the prequels almost tolerable.
The oppression of Sheevposting will never return. You have lost!
>>63016935
>>63017051
>>63019718
>>63019786
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shiva
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shiva_(Judaism)
>>63020366
Sheev is a stupid reddit tier character. This board is just dying to force a new meme
He had shit dialogue, very bad acting and pointless character in the arc.
Sheev posters are bane posters that migrated from reddit to make a "dank meme"
>>63020334
>I'll take the bait that's a good trick :)
>>63020304
oh and one more thing: the whole "yussa saved my life, messa be your servant now" to Qui Gon. Jar Jar just knew he was a jedi from the very beginning and needed an excuse to be allowed to follow him everywhere.
>>63020399
Someone needs to tell Lucas that just having a character's name vaguely sound like a Hindu deity does not inherently make it pottery
>>63020407
>>63020409
Literal autism. I don't mean the 4chan version of literal, either. I mean you two are legitimately autistic.
>>63016935
The name Sheev was introduced after the sale of Lucasfilm and wiping of canon. Some asshole writer who wrote the Tarun book called up George and asked him what his name was. George made up some shit on the spot.
The fuck you came from the writer of the book. Dumb fag got couldn't think of a betree way to show effection between palps and tarkin than to know each other on a first name basis.
On a bright note, I love the name sheev and I love sheevposting so I'm not even mad.
>>63020402
So are we Sheevposting with Bane now or Baneposting with Sheev?
>>63020435
Reddit the post right here everyone. Enjoy your vacation on 4chan back to reddit tomorrow faggot
>>63020456
No one knows
>>63020420
Naming things after ancient religions is a good trick
>>63020399
SHUT IT DOWN
>>63020456
>>63020092
I'm fucking crying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ys_jjU9bn5I
>>63020399
Lucas confirmed redpilled?
>>63020402
Why didn't you use Mosquito man for Anakin? He was originally an ally of CIA but then it turns out he's working for Bane.
>>63020528
>I'm trying to have fun with my friends on /t..
>>63020528
I was hoping this would be posted
>>63020528
>trying to have fun with my friends on /tv/
Not everyone on here is your friend, anon.
But I am.
:)
>>63020320
You like him more than Baron Papanoida?
>>63020528
>>63020215
You don't like any dumb movies anon? Not even Home Alone?
>>63019418
Did anyone else find Episode 4 painfully boring?
>>63019691
Okay what is this thing? I've been seeing the cropped Sheev face around but had no clue what it was from. Is there a full version of it?
>>63020777
Its just some magazine art when every magazine did a Star Wars issue in November to hype up Star Wars 7.
Notice the page posted is basically a timeline.
>tfw A Real Hero brings you to tears
>and then >>63020402 makes you laugh again
God bless you, /tv/.
>>63019873
Force Unleashed 1 was always canon and Han Solo didn't die in 1. He died in 2 which was never canon and a "What If" scenario.
>>63018450
>Savage Oppress
I'm shocked we never got stuff like
>Darth Genocideous
>Darth Massacreon
>Slaught Torr
>>63020936
>Slaught Torr
It's hilarious how plausible this is as a Star Wars name
>>63020972
>implying it wouldn't be Slaa-Torr
>>63020320
You like Sheev more than Elan Sleazebaggano?
>>63020435
>he didn't take my bait, I'll try insulting him that's a good trick :D
>>63016935
Lucas didn't come up with Sheev, that was Disney.
>>63021254
>his name literally has "Sleazebag" in it
Bravo George
>>63020320
1. what book do you even learn his name?
2. why is Sheev a bad name?
>>63020456
>>63020476
We're Spideyposting
I like Sheev
>>63021557
>>63021557
His eyes are literally the "demon" contact lenses you can buy at fucking Walmart or any Halloween store
BRAVO GEORGE
>>63020936
>Savage Oppress
This is my FAVORITE one
Anyone have the picture of the new orange head character?
>>63019884
Jesus Christ that's bad.
Any games where I can play as Darth Sidious/Sheev Palpatine/The Emperor?
>>63022539
Battlefront 2
>>63019263
This one kills me every fucking time
>>63019795
Please, Palpatine was my father. Call me Sheev.
>>63022639
Sheev is the best boss
>Sheev
I guess George is reeling because everyone now knows he is a hack and only got lucky much like Notch.
However he has enough money to be able to stay vindictive and self destructive with his own product.
>>63017012
Same with snoke
>>63018927
insane, even
>>63020269
reddit detected
>>63021254
>Sleazebaggano
That was the best part of Attack Of The Clones.
>>63020402
Why would you force lightning a man before throwing him out a window?
>>63021491
Tarkin, apparently. First Disney NewEU-approved book.
It sounds silly as hell, and while you can understand they were trying to draw parallels to Shiva (The Destroyer) it doesn't sound like something you would name an all-powerful villain.
Though, Snoke's a pretty fucking weird name as well.
>>63019136
>boipucci
everytime
>tfw no movie about the wacky misadventures of Sheev and Vader during the time between RotS and ANH
>>63024105
dam son imagine an entire trilogy where vader is the lead, it could be so dope haha
>>63019277
>>63019340
Fucking hell, I'm giggling like a fucking retard over here.
>>63019388
This must be how Asians feel about American remake name-changes.
Like changing Kaneda to Ken.
>>63024020
Honestly, Snoke is a fucking stupid name way worse than Sheev.
But Sheev is fucking hilarious because its also stupid and cause it took over 30 years for us to find out what it was.
>>63022768
who is this?
Can't cleave the Sheev.
>>63023866
Execute ___
Order. :
>>63024657
Sheev
>>63020402
The fusion of sheevposting and baneposting has reached a critical phase. Now we just need the memes from TFA as the final catalyst.
>>63025354
Imagine the amount of shitposting when TFA comes out. Prepare your sides guys
Nobody calls Sidious Sheev except you faggots trying to be funny trolls.
>>63025514
it's his new name. Deal with it
>>63020777
You just know.
>>63019884
That was pretty good, why do the autists on /tv/ not like these again? Is it the same reason they don't like RLM, because they're popular?
>>63019791
>tfw you made the first one of this epic maymay
>>63026555
Post more sheevheads
>>63026594
>>63026605
Is there one about treason?
>>63026623
i would think so. I've only got the ones I made. There were plenty others in the thread though.
>>63026555
I know that feel because I made the first one, it's how I know you didn't.
>>63026640
dont think so buddy.
>>63019691
Why is Padme blonde?
>>63020538
Because Anakin is a hothead
>>63020304
>he sabotages Padme's ship, you can't do that by just being clumsy
When does he do this?
>>63026669
It's a head-dress thing.
>>63020399
Padme = padma
Yoda = yoga, modelled after Maharishi
>>63020528
>freinds
>on /tv
oh shit im dead
I made this dank meme, and someone else did it slightly before me. Excellent memeing bros.
rememing previous memes for our meme purpose
>>63019136
lol
>>63019277
that's his brother
>>63019605
Change it to jedi
>>63019539
Thank you,Sheev.
>>63020147
Shööövgh
>>63019884
>hurr le pseudo criticism maymay
>>63021509
>>63020402
Sheevposting. Give.
They could have at least picked a name that looks less dumb in writing.
Maybe "Shieve" or something.
>Dooku
>Naboo
>Sheev
Stop this shit.
>>63020402
HE DIDNT FLY SO GOOD
>>63028860
If Lucas went with the Japanese formula again for naming the emperor he could've called him Seigyo
>>63018676
>that was a sweet jizz solo
BRAVO LUCAS
R
A
V
O
L
U
C
A
S
>>63019277
Sheev Patel.
>>63019277
That's what Sheev means in Naboo language
Steve Palpatine
>>63020449
>The wiping of canon
You realize that Lucas himself before the Disney sell out basically said that NOTHING in the EU is canon, right?
>>63020320
You like him more than Zett Jukassa?
>>63028946
HAH!
Why was Sheev a fat laughing retard in ROTS instead of a crusty old guy from ROTJ
>>63020092
>>63020456
We'll leave that to the philosophers and historians who come after us.
>>63024657
zooey deschanel
learn how to google
>>63020214
it's been 10 years and I still have no fucking idea where that noise comes from. Was George watching the editors work and say "wait, make him scream when he dives at them. like a queef in reverse."
and they can't say no because its George Lucas
>>63020185
>So does that mean they're allowed to fuck so long as it's not emotional?
yup, canonically jedi are allowed to fuck
in some cases, the jedi council forces them to fuck to increase their species' low population
>>63020340
This actually made me think that the prequels weren't that bad.
>>63020016
Why did I read "Clone Wars condom"?
>>63016935
>Ruined
You mean made infinitely better
>>63019277
All hail Steve
>>63020745
>Does anyone else have ADD?
>>63019388
luke skywalker
>>63033713
Nah it would be Looko Skywalker or something dumbass
>>63028946
>>63028550
>>63027920
>>63027794
>>63026899
>>63026648
>>63026637
>>63026605
>>63026555
>>63025548
I'm literally in tears, there's more?
>>63016935
Am i the only one, who thinks sheev sounds kinda cool, because snoke is much worse?
>>63020528
>>63028550
66/10
>>63029169
Sheev Pavel
>>63017223
Fuck off dude
>>63032944
why did his skin looked so weird
Masta Windu!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDhK0NqXrIY
