Why do you hate him so much?
Because on the last episode of his show he interviewed Anita and let her spew bullshit.
>>63016642
i don't
IT'S
>>63016642
reddit meme shitter
his stupid face
along with John Oliver's weasely face
along with their condescending "this is how you should think or you're retarded" news delivery. how can anyone legitimately get their opinion and news from these people
DUDE CONSERVATIVES LMAO
Where's his big hat?
>>63016715
THIS 1000 TIMES
>>63016715
I guarantee you like uglier hosts and commentators just because you agree with them.
>>63016715
John Oliver comes off more as "you should be angry about this shit" and actually aims to change the issues he talks about
>>63016752
upboated
>>63016642
hey everybody i cant tell u who but im a left winged 'satrirical' political figure in hollywood AMA
>>63016769
nice le-meme bro
how long did it take you to find the right buzzword to shit out?
>>63016715
I'd be smug too if other people believed things that were objectively wrong.
People accuse atheists of being smug, as if that somehow makes the belief in bronze age mythology any more compelling.
>>63016802
>I'd be smug too if other people believed things that were objectively wrong.
Well there are people that believe things that are objectively wrong. So why aren't you being smug?
>>63016780
Haha, we can see your reflection in the mirror Stephen :)
You're so silly :)
EDIT: Thanks for the gold!
Why do people get buttflustered over political comedians?
They have fucking writing teams who give them their dialogue and write the show. Nobody gets mad at them
>>63016642
what a fucking memer
>>63016802
>Christianity
>bronze age
I like him because he triggers conservatives and /poltv/
DUDE, MY WHOLE SHTICK IS PLAYING A PSEUDO-CONSERVATIVE STRAWMAN AND NOW THAT IT'S WORN THIN I HAVE NOTHING ELSE, LMAO
>>63016802
Atheists are just as ridiculous as religious people. agnostic master race reporting in
>believing something definite that can't be absolutely concluded
>>63016843
How do you know reddit's posting style so well? It's almost like...you're a redditor yourself
>>63016849
ignorance, what else would you expect from /tv/?
>>63016642
Because he claims to be Catholic but celebrated the legalization of same-sex marriage and is an ordained minister in another denomination.
>>63016869
You have to know your enemy, Redditor Fedorius.
>>63016752
C U R R E N T Y E A R
>>63016743
I wouldn't mind uglier hosts if they didn't make stupid youtube reddit reaction faces
not to mention interpret events in the most liberal biased way possible then write it off as humor when somebody calls them out on their bullshit
>>63016674
>caring about video game personalities
Phaggot
>>63016861
So you're 50/50 on whether or not Shiva, the God of the Bible, and Zeus exist, right?
the gamer gate shit really pissed me off.
i dont give a give a shit about that but of all the shit going on in the world, he brings in Sarkeesian in his show.
>>63016905
>doesn't realize they are actors reading a script written for them by a team of multiple people
Stop having opinions, you're ignorant as fuck
>>63016802
*dibs bedora* :DD
>>63016945
and that revokes any of my previous posts how?
they're still hacks trying to pass off their bullshit as news
>>63016880
>is an ordained minister
I don't think that's true
>>63016930
Typical atheist argument tactic of putting words in someone's mouth. I'm unsure of whether or not a higher power created all of this. There's no way of ever knowing. Try again reddit friend
Becuase I thought he had something different up his sleeve. Turns out he's the same milquetoast leftist narrative spewing, jackass that the rest of them are. How often can you bang the same fucking drum as:
The Daily Show
The Nightly Show
@Midnight
Fallon
Corden
Myers
Saturday Night Live
They are so up their own ass about pushing a narrative that it gets in the way of humor. When you know what the fuck this asshat or any of the other ones are going to say before they say it. Than what the fuck is the point.
>>63016987
THEY aren't doing it, the writers are. How difficult is that to grasp?
>>63016975
I'M FUCKING BORED OF AMERICNA POLITICS
IT'S ALL SO ARTIFICIAL
CONSERVATIVES AND DEMOCRATS ARE LIKE SHALLOW BADLY WRITTEN OPPONENTS IN A SUNDAY MORNING CARTOON
>hahaha!! the democratic candidate has a french middle name let's talk about that on Fox for 9 days XDXDXDXDXDXDXD
>hohohoahoahah the republican candidate pandered to christian middle america again hahahah he said schools should teach creationism that's so waaaacky and such a contemporary issue only in our weird-ass backward fatass country let's talk about it every week
>WHOOOOOOOA THE DEMOCRATIC NOMINEE SAID SOMETHING DOUCHY
>WWWWWWWWWOWWWWW THE REPUBLICAN INCUMBENT SENATORIAL DISQUISITION TO THE STANDING COMMITTEE OF SOME JEWISH LADY WHO LOOKS LIKE A DRIED ORANGE PEEL SAID THAT RECYCLING IS SOCIALISM
It's just this constant fucknig petty back and forth between nothing morons in a fat shit retard country full of spics and blacks
All this writing and satirical spirit wasted on talking constantly about issues that no civilised country should be talking about, HOLY FUCK REPUBLICANS THINK GOD BUILT THE MOON? WOW THE DEMOCRATS ARE SOCIALISTS, UH OH THE REPUBLICANS SAID SOMETHING OLD-FASHIONED AGAINOHGODWELFAREISSOCIALISM
BORING FUCKING COUNTRY
>>63016992
It's true, son. Look it up.
>>63017002
>knowing
Now that is a spook if I ever saw one
>>63017032
This.
>>63017034
I guess it's a meme church of some sort that will literally ordain anybody but still that is a bit dodgy
>>63017018
lmao are you fucking stupid or something? are they hollow automotons devoid of sentience?
they're still the fucking spokeperson of their show you dumb cunt they probably employed those writers as well
>>63017109
>not to mention interpret events in the most liberal biased way possible then write it off as humor when somebody calls them out on their bullshit
The hosts aren't interpreting events, nor writing opinions about them. You're ignorant, please stop.
Because he worked hard being the weirdest, funniest guy and literally every single thing he did was great. Well written. Tragic. Dark. Authentic pain mixed with Benny Hill. Just an incredible performer. But now that he's gotten the reward- this lifetime gig- for all that hard work, contrarians need to pretend that liberals are wrong. They'll shit on exactly the brand they should be embracing- a compassionate, intelligent, interesting, openly Christian, mindful, tolerant, zany, wacky, over the top comedian... But they want Trump. Because they're the smart ones and Bernie Sanders is evil cause rich people oughtta be paying to make this country great. Like they used to. Until television actually ruined the world.
>>63017143
lol are you the same WRITERS ARE TO BLAME muh liberal demagogue is innocent retard? it doesn't make any difference if the end result is them delivering biased horseshit for twats like you to consume
>>63016835
>>63016857
>>63016861
>>63016975
MY GOD'S NOT DEAD HE'S SURELY ALIVE HE'S LIVING ON THE INSIDE ROARING LIKE A LION GOD'S NOT DEAD HE'S SURELY ALIVE HE'S LIVING ON THE INSIDE LOVING ON THE OUTSIDE WOAH WOAH ROARING LIKE A LIE-ON!
>>63017199
He's worse than the writers. Writers actually speak through him, come up with the dumb, scummy shit he says. He's just a mouth piece, a puppet on the strings.
>>63017199
Truth has a liberal bias.
>>63017032
Sums it up quite well. Its monotonous.
>>63017262
Kind of like you.
Parroting trump talking points like a fag.
>>63017032
>>63017073
>>63017298
The important thing is that you've found a way to feel superior to both sides.
>>63017276
>implying libs aren't scared of statistics and facts
they literally rely on social bullying and censorship for agreement
>>63017247
very respectable shitpost
>>63017307
>anyone who disagrees with me is Trump, a redneck racist or one of my many strawman
wow lay off the leftist kool aid
>>63016861
Atheist means that you don't believe in a creator/higher power/etc, not that you you know for an empirical fact that one doesn't exist.
Why do retard memers think atheist and agnostic are mutually exclusive terms?
>>63017307
I didn't actually hear what Trump said about him. But gr8 b8 tho.
>>63016907
Anita isn't a video game personality.
>>63017276
That's not true and you know it fuckerJust kidding, of course you don't, because truth does have a liberal bias, as in it somehow manages to get away from them every time
>>63017427
>Why do retard memers think atheist and agnostic are mutually exclusive terms?
but that's literally the dictionary distinction between them. are you just muddying semantics to not look like a moron?
>>63017444
Only people who sperg about video games care about her
So yeah she is
>>63016642
He's unfunny.
>that one "skit" at the 2014 emmies
>>63017363
>>63017426
Truth hurts but when confronted with it, you'll call it liberal bias and look for anything to confirm your worldview no matter how sketchy the source.
>>63017427
But they are. "Agnostic atheists" are just pussies trying to find a unique label.
>>63017478
You were saying?
It's literally impossible to refute and disprove something that has no defined parameters and is a matter of faith. It just means you don't believe, not that you know a thousand percent that no god exists (which again, would be impossible). I'm sorry that this flies in the face of every self-labeled agnostic that thinks they're on the more enlightened third path.
>>63017247
>point out a factual error with your post where you implied Christianity began in the Bronze Age
>respond with caps and a meme movie
le enlightened and rational atheist faec
>>63017516
>group that takes otherkin and tumblr pseudoscience seriously capable of using facts and reality
yeah nah
>>63017604
>denies existence of God
>but does not believe he does not exist
come on now. just fucking use agnostic like a normal person and not some fuckwad from a fedora subreddit
>>63017744
>just let anti-intellectuals warp language
You deserve to be slowly tortured to death.
Stephen Colbert thinks he's far, far funnier than he actually is, and it irritates the shit out of me.
>>63017655
>projecting
>>63017744
>stop using words correctly
Retards like you are why intelligent discourse is rapidly fading away
>>63017017
What the hell do Fallon, Corden, Myers, or fuck, even the grand majority of modern SNL have to do with real political agendas? The fact that they stand for absolutely nothing is what makes them able to push their WOAH DUDES LIFE HERE'S A PARTY, WE'RE SO EXTROVERTED, personae and makes them so insufferable.
>>63017833
>>63018431
you're just trolling at this point.
Because Reddit likes him.
>>63017479
her audience are feminists that don't play videogames. The same that gave money to Kony2012.
>>63016930
fucking retard
America is the most right-wing country in the western world other than Russia which hardly counts.
Most comedy shows have a multi-national audience, and have writer staffs educated somewhere other than Liberty university, and have read things outside of the narrow political spectrum of the US.
These shows therefore aren't biased, but draw from a wider net than what the US provides, where most democrats would be conservative elsewhere in the world.
Film at eleven.
>>63016642
He left the Report to do cancerous late night network talk shows.
I'd still shoot Jay Lenno before him, though.
>>63016715
>Getting news and opinions from comedy pundit shows
wew
>>63016674
He completely dismissed her. It was hilarious.
>>63018492
What? No I'm not, you're just being retarded and incorrectly using words to describe things because you care about how it sounds. And how the fuck did you pull denying the existence of god but not believing he doesn't exist out of your ass? Are you too dense to comprehend that people could say they don't know 100% for a fact that god doesn't exist, but that they also don't believe in it because they personally see no reason to?
>>63018596
Yeah, and you retards are the only ones who bring her up besides her fans. Do you see what I'm getting at?
>>63017604
>using dictionary definitions
Okayman I'm not picking on you specifically but that is one hundred percent bullshits.
Dictionary definitions are WORTHLESS in any debate, bc dictionary definitions are arbitrary. contrived. pedantic. It's like trying to hti a moving fucking target. connotations behind words are ever shifting, social definitions and the way we use words are constantly changing, language is like the wind and subject to the whim of those who use it. Trying to define them is like trying to predict the weather. It's asinine and pointless.
>>63020042
Did you read the post that was being replied to? The guy was arguing that they're mutually exclusive because of their dictionary definitions.
>>63020042
>Dictionaries are worthless
Spotted the nigger.
I wouldn't mind him so much if wasn't always so "us democrats right?"
Why is it impossible for entertainers to remain non partisan? Or even if they are liberal, they can't tone it down?
They have to go full John Oliver and remind their audience that if you seriously vote republican, fuck you! Which triggers applause from mean spirited morons who view politics like a football game instead something that should be taken deadly serious.
>>63017247
> wil wheaton's even faggier brother
>>63017343
>The important thing is that you've found a way to feel superior to both sides.
underrated reference
>>63019673
>I'd still shoot Jay Lenno before him, though.
Not before blowing up his car collection in front of him
>>63016642
Stephen Colbert is awesome, bro.
He's a dick to his guest and he always talks over them. He's like a more hyperactive version of Ellen Degeneres
>>63016861
It's literally just semantics. I know you think your a special snowflake trying to differentiate yourself from fedora atheists, but in most modern contexts, anyone describing themselves as an atheist or an agnostic are virtually the same.
>>63020662
>literally stops his audience from booing Ted Cruz because they disagree with him
>dick to his guest
He literally can't stop talking about Donald Trump
Fuck I hate late night tv, find new shit to talk about for god's sake.
>>63021667
That's something I think may kill Colbert in the long run. It's not necessarily Trump, but part of Colbert's mass appeal was that he seemed like a decent, down-to-earth guy who talked about anything and everything. Now that he doesn't have a team of writers to force him to be interesting, the real man comes out and he's just another blowhard.
>>63021819
I think this is kinda dangerous if a talk show host has a stake in the outcome of an election and tries to use his influence to get his way. I don't like the right wingers either, but all that preaching is getting old. All those fucking talk show hosts act like they're some kind of holy men.
>>63016884
this tbqhwymvgf
EDIT: I don't know why I'm being downvoted for this
>>63021646
He stopped them booing once, after cutting off Cruz like 30 times.
>>63016642
even other Liberals are tired of him
http://nypost.com/2015/11/21/colberts-late-show-has-become-propaganda-for-democrats/
I liked him on the Colbert Report because even though hes kind of a liberal idiot he was funny.
Now he's just awful
I think his bits can still be good. His politics aren't as good without his character though. If he wants to be political he should be like south park, but he's too mainstream and too expensive to be that risque.
>>63023057
>http://nypost.com/2015/11/21/colberts-late-show-has-become-propaganda-for-democrats/
This was a pretty good article
>>63016642
Because he won't make more Strangers With Candy.
>>63016642
>Is a LOTR fan
>isn't a nationalist Trump supporter
>>63023057
nypost is a liberal outlet?
>>63016642
Because he'll never touch Dave's level, and he was a dick to Bill Maher recently. He's dead to me.
>>63023057
>American Daily Mail
pls
>>63023426
It's not, that's the Times. Of course, in reality calling the Times "liberal" is a very vague distinction, since it's basically only a nudge more left than than the Economist, which is either left wing or right wing depending on if you emphasize social or economic issues as key.
he left his decent show for a mediocre show
>>63016674
he rekt anita without her even realizing it. colbert's based
The Late Show has one of the best late night themes in recent memory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmdmx-ZcVvE
It still follows the usual big live band formula, but it strays away from the giant push that's gone on for a decade to jam-pack your theme with as much rough energy as possible and throw in electric guitars, with Jimmy Fallon being the #1 offender. Stephen's theme goes the exact opposite direction, and makes a smooth, welcoming, but still upbeat melody with warm bass. I don't know how they did it, but normally I despise the Melodica in every song it's in, even "Isn't She Lovely," but somehow Jean Batiste made it work really well here.
Also, since it's still played live by professionals who still haven't become lazy from performing the same place every night, you can actually hear them improvising or changing little bits in each performance:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBnsYwb0QgY
>>63019800
not really. She's been giving speeches to the UN now too. Shes way past videogames now
IS THERE ANY WAY TO KEEP GAMERGATERS OUT OF /tv/ THREADS?
They already shot up a BlackLivesMatter protest, can mods contain this shit already?
>>63024172
>the female UN
>laughed away by the main one
>implying anything will come of it
>implying anyone knows or cares about it besides autist gamers and the people they won't shut up about it to
>>63016642
because HE MAKES THAT SAME FAGGOT FUCKING FACE IN EVERY PICTURE
>>63024160
I'm so pissed that Reggie Watts is stuck wasting all his potential under Corden's boot, I have no doubt he could make something great if he had as much freedom as he does in his own routines or Comedy Bang Bang.
>>63024160
Quick correction: Jimmy Fallon's "offense" was Late Night's theme. His Tonight show theme is bad, but energy sure as hell has nothing to do with it.
>>63016674
>on the last episode of his show
Nah man, it was the last month. But yea she got rekted
>Name three video games
>...
>>63024208
This
Report all gamergate posters, do not reply to gamergate posters, ignore all gamergate posters and maybe they'll fuck off back to cripplechan where they belong
>>63019744
Post it
>>63017032
Its like our political system is proof the The Matrix. You can literally predict every single post on Facebook depending on what people identify as - its getting really creepy at this point.
A Muslim bombs something, somehow these Christian terrorists that supposedly lurk in the shadows get pointed out by liberals... wow fucking Christians, them and their charity.
Then the conservatives who say "Muslims are the only evil ones here kid, you liberals will be the death of the planet unless you let Trump tag and bag them and keep them on 24/7 watchlists and bug Mosques"
Even religious discussions are repetitive, monotonous and predictable.
>>63024719
LMAO TRUUUUUU #STAYWOKE 100 100 100 X,D
>>63023421
>"we've" built
everytime
>>63016674
he exposed her when he asked something along the lines of "well name 3 examples of sexism in videogames" or something like that, she got rekt tbhonest family
>>63016861
>agnostics say no one can know if God exists or what a God would be like
>but will say with super certainty that something isn't God
Nah you guys are cool, mystery worship is dope. In my experience, though, agnosticism occurs in a lot of people who haven't meditated or prayed or really gotten into focused religious practice, which of course is all a tool for interfacing with the divine. I mean nobody has to be religious, but I don't find it incredibly common for an agnostic to really study and work on their belief.>>63016869
>>63016642
I don't hate him. I'm not /pol/. Fuck /pol/!
>>63017343
What's important is that you've found a way to feel superior to all three sides, now.
Honestly familiars, comedy really is the lowest and most corrosive form of discourse. Sure it's fun and all but the whole idea is to make a mockery of reality, and some people get way lost in that.
Pretty much anyone with any idea can take their own ideas extremely seriously, and decide everything else is a joke, remember some funny things to say about the rest of the world, and then go in arbitrarily believing whatever they want because they've built a context where everything is a joke except for them.
Why do people compare Colbert and Oliver? They're not even a bit alike, since the former has clearly some comedic talent and seems to have enough common sense to know where his boundaries are
John Oliver is just disgusting, in every aspect, and I expect any respectable human being to think the same, regardless of his or her political stance
>>63018439
>or fuck, even the grand majority of modern SNL have to do with real political agendas?
>>63017032
>American "politics"
>>63016861
>Is there a god?
>uhh, I don't know XD
how is this a position to be proud of ?
>>63016642
I love him to bits, I wanna kiss him on the lips
>>63029743
faggot
>>63016715
>>along with their condescending "this is how you should think or you're retarded" news delivery. how can anyone legitimately get their opinion and news from these people
Redditors/leftists. Also the condescending attitude is more of Jon Leibowitz's thing, not as much Colbert's.
Also
>News and onpinion from comedy shows
Again, Redditors and leftists.
>>63016674
Go re watch that... Colbert uses simple logic to stuff her stupidity and she side steps it every time.
>>63016987
you do realize its fucking political satire right? if you watch this show expecting to be informed about anything you are a fucking downs baby and need to be drowned
>>63017032
It's the same in Europe too, fucktard.
>>63016674
fun fact: that interview is the ONLY video out of the hundreds of his official youtube channel that has the comments and likes both disabled.
BRO I FUCKING LOVE REDDIT
He is the definition of a left wing c/uck.
Leno was liberal but you would have never known. He left his politics out of his show.
>>63017032
better than europoor/canadian politics
>lol stupid americans and their two party system!
>So who are we going to vote for today in our democracy even though we still have a king and queen?
>The super left wing guy who wants to cvck us 100%, the sort of left wing guy who wants to cvck us 70%, the moderate left wing guy who is considered a nazi with no hint of sarcasm or comedic exaggeration in our country, or the actual right wing guy who cant even run because our country made that party illegal because they thought teaching people to hate their country was a bad idea?
>oh look, all of our left wing ideals are crashing all around us and its an utter failure, lets double down because if we dont it means we have to admit we were wrong and its better to let your country burn to the ground instead of telling someone on the right that his ideas were correct.
>>63030838
>lol stupid americans and their two party system!
There's nothing wrong with that. Two party system is horrible and stagnates the whole thing. Keeps the same piggies by trough, there's no place for enough worldviews.
>Canadian politics
>>63030906
DUDE WEED LMAO
DUDE IT'S 2015 LMAO
DUDE I'M BEST FRIENDS WITH CASTRO LMAO
>>63030896
The whole of western europe is just one echo chamber of leftism and they think they are better because of it.
Europeans are a very hiveminded kind of people. They pick out one idea, all follow it, and get butthurt at the very idea that someone out there might think its stupid.
>>63016642
I don't hate him on a personal level I just find his show incredibly boring.
>>63030943
No they're not. You talk as if there's only Western Europe, when Central Europe and Eastern Europe don't let themselves get brainwashed and keked by leftards. Europe is not one and the same thing, it's not monolithic culturally.
I don't.
>>63030999
Eastern Europe is the only one. Scandanavia and Germany are the most cvcked places on earth.
They are defanged, spiritually emasculated men who are so far into the matrix that they fucking hate one with any sense of pride like them. They kind of limp wristed faggots who are disgusted that some guy in America drives a truck because he isnt "civilised!"
Its the same thing as American super patriotism of FUCK YEAH BOMB EVERYONE but with a different style. Its "wow, this guy doesnt live in a submissive lifestyle of self hatred? what a barbarian!"
Eastern Europeans arent like this though
>>63021667
Trump is just such an easy news target. He's a walking parody. You can't ignore the guy.
>>63029501
All SNL "political" sketches boil down to caricatures of politicians' traits. "Bill Clinton acted horny!" "Sarah Palin acted folksy!" There is no effort to actually deconstruct policy. If you think someone making fun of Bernie Sanders hair is a political statement, then by all means SNL is a political show, but you're in slim company for thinking so.
>>63030702
Leno ain't a lib bruh, he actively endorsed Schwarzenegger for governor and produces ungodly amounts of Carbon emissions every day with those fucking cars of his.
>>63016642
Oliver is much more despicable, than him.
I love Colbert
[25/11/15 09:39:47] Alejandro Sánchez: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuMpDMDJ564
[25/11/15 09:39:52] Alejandro Sánchez: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20XkDtNuMhE
fuck off redditor
