JUS...wait what?
>>63015624
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>63015624
he still wears clothes that make him look fat
>Wait, COOKING show? This is a cooking show?! I thought this was a KUCKING show! I brought along my wife for nothing!
>>63015624
He's one of those people you can tell just by looking at him that he smells terrible.
>>63015624
protip don't get fat then famous
people firs impression
fuck man Tusk so desperately needed another draft. good points but did he even edit it or send it to another person?
this faggot disgusts me
>>63015624
I think fat people should be locked up, like they do with crazy people until they get better
>>63015806
kek'd
>>63015806
fake
>>63015806
What a fucking disgusting manchild.
>>63015806
She must be a happy woman
>>63015834
look it up bro
>>63015862
>Those shoes
Why do retarded niggers do this? It's beyond retarded.
>>63015624
Why does he open his eyes so wide now in photos, he never did that before...is it because he's constantly stoned now? doe's he think no one will notice if he opens his eyes wide enough?
Why are americans unable to buy fitting clothes
>>63015690
http://youtu.be/7Ake5iEDtPM
>4:13
Holy fucking shit.
>>63015690
Holy fuck it's real.
>>63015979
Epic Meal Time is still a thing?
>>63015928
his shit fit at one point, its just the same shorts and jersey hes been wearing every single day for the last 8 years.
>>63015927
He's holding in his stomach.
>>63015806
>powns
fucking disgusting
>>63015979
oh my god
>>63015808
Then there would be no 4chan.
>>63015979
/tv/ HAS A NEW KING
>>63015862
why do women who are already tall wear heels? I'm short as fuck (5'10) but I saw a woman yesterday who had to be at least 5'11 without heels but she was wearing 4-5 inch heels anyway.
>>63016140
Because they want to and can? Why the fuck do you care what someone puts on their feet? Does it make you insecure or something?
>>63015979
Just like us
>>63016166
womyn detected
>>63015979
wut
>>63016166
Defensive much? I judge everyone I see. When I see a woman who's taller than men it's the biggest turn off. Eat a dick.
>>63016140
>I'm short as fuck (5'10)
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LANKLET LEAVE /TV/ REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63015624
Wow Seth Rogan looks like THAT?
>>63016206
>turned off because a woman happens to be taller than you
>being this beta
Lmao
>>63016214
>5'10"
>lanklet
>>63016214
I'm 5'10 too and I feel short. 6'0 and up is tall
>>63016214
>LANKLET
I'm shorter than 90% of men in the US.. I'm the definition of short. I wish I was taller than 5'10.
>>63016300
>being this beta
Got me :P
>>63016427
average height for a us man is 5'10
you're taller than 50% of men here family
>>63015979
OMG HE ACTUALLY DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
A word of advice guys, when you lose weight update your wardrobe.
>>63015979
I
Uh
Oh
>>63015979
WHAT THE FUCK
>be 5'5
>wife is 6'1
it's a good feel anons
GABBA GABBA WE ACCEPT YOU
>>63015663
Which is impressive since hockey jerseys are probably the best garment that hides how fat you are.
>>63016214
>>>/reddit/
>>63016427
>have to stand on tiptoes to kiss a woman
can't think of anything more humiliating. I would end myself tbqh
>>63016565
Taller women have deeper vaginas. I hope your dicks long anon.
>>63016565
what's snu snu like?
is she a blonde or brunette? what race is she? does she have a thing for short guys?
>>63016706
I've done it before; as long as you aren't an insecure faggot beta it's fineshe was 6'6.
>>63016565
Shes probably butt ugly and every single day she fantasizes about fucking actual men and not boy sized manlets
>>63016565
My old band mate was like 5'4 or so, and he used to pull chicks over 6' all the time. It was kinda funny
>>63016740
Damn can't you be happy for me? Always putting me down and shit. Quit projecting.
>>63015979
>http://youtu.be/7Ake5iEDtPM
>>63015979
>>63015806
Yuck. There is so much wrong with that whole statement... and the worst of it might be a grown man using the word "pown" in conjunction with his wife's vagina.
>>63015979
damn
>>63015979
fucking kek he actually said it the madman! smith confirmed for ultimate troll, he has truly triggered /tv/
>>63015624
I didn't know denim dresses were a thing.
>>63015979
ONE OF US
>>63017060
did he secretly slap her ass?
>>63015624
When will he learn?
>>63015979
What the fuck?!
>>63015979
The only time Epic Meme Time has ever entertained me.
>>63017060
>my name is kevin smith and im afraid of girls
>>63015979
I'm willing to bet Kevin browses /tv/ and /co/ from time to time.
Why are americans really bad with clothes?
>big jersey shirts
>blue oversized jeans
>autism shoes
>>63017316
Based Buress
>>63017376
> kevin smith
> american
Canada, senpai. The land of comfy clothes.
>>63016206
hahaha you are actually getting trolled by the height meme
>>63015979
>an intellectual filmmaker
>enjoying the pleasure of keking
not surprised desu
How is a man that has only made 3 decent movies so popular? I don't get how this man has any sort of recognition by mainstream media.
>>63017448
Kevin Smith is from New Jersey.
>>63015979
Wow, I've never actually heard that word mentioned outside of 4chan.
>>63015624
I hope he fucking dies.
>>63015979
>>63015979
>that look in his eye
>>63015806
This is his daughter, Harley Quinn
She cosplays as Harley Quinn too for DaddyYou think she pwns his dick?
>>63017729
She looks trashy as fuck.
>>63017729
>she's only 16
>>63015979
>Feb 2013
Damn, all of you are almost 3 years behind
>>63016394
Bro I'm 5'10 and taller than at least 55% of people I meet.
There are a lot of Mexicans where I live though
>>63017883
Thanks for the calendar update John
>>63017761
Well... she is from Jersey.
>>63017060
>Muh dick
>>63017925
No prob m9
>>63017003
He's lying. She fucks around but left that part out. His insecurities made him tweet that shit.
>>63017729
Every time he posts a pic of her I get a boner
>>63017883
Sorry, I don't watch Epic Meal Time.
>>63016201
WE TRAPPIN' NOW
Once I've seen he's been a part of Screen Junkies, I know he has nothing going for him other than YouTube stars.
>>63015624
>dat thigh gap
>>63015979
>>63015979
>>63015624
Still a manlet.
>>63015979
>>63018935
Jesus this video is making me cringe.
Also
>2015
>Still using a mallet for medical procedures.
What the fuck?
>>63017729
>that face
HIGH TEST
>>63019155
The used a mallet in the bone graft on my jaw
>>63017729
FUCK YOU KEVIN SMITH STOP MAKING THAT ENRAGING FACE IN EVERY PHOTO YOU VAGUELY FAT CUNT
>>63017729
>16
>already has the face of a pregnant woman
>>63015806
the better part is that his wife is the one who posted this, he claims.
>>63015979
2013 was before kek became a meme here though
>>63019455
>>63015624
HOLY SHIT COCAINE JUST GOT CHEAP AGAIN
>>63019944
theres better ones on her instagram but im too lazy so you fuckers go get them
>>63015979
Someone make a webm?
>>63015979
>>63019965
shit
>>63019965
she has a nice shitter
>>63019903
>>63017496
he said kek not kek you fucking idiots.
>>63016214
>mfw 5'7
>>63017019
fun fact: That guy survived the columbine shooting
>>63025104
Interesting
>>63025104
Did he do the same reaction when it occurred?
>>63015979
kevin smith seems like a cool guy
why did you guys make him a meme
>>63015979
>>63016330
>>63015624
nice shorts
>>63019155
I saw a report on this on I think 60 minutes. This kid got that surgery. It looks crazy painful and it takes like a year to finish the procedure cause you have to wait for the bone to grow back.
>>63015690
>>63015979
>/tv/ collective consciousness is seeping into reality
>>63017599
Y O U
J U S T
K N O W
why does he wear that shit
>>63015979
>>63015979
heh the fat beat you to your meme
Kevin Smith p0wns
>>63019155
they use mallets in bone surgeries all the time, especially with the knees/lower legs
>>63016006
>posted 2013
Yes it is
>>63019965
>dat ass
>>63026381
he dresses horribly
>>63026807
you don't need to be /fa/ to notice this, and yes it is important how you dress
>>63018935
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
>>63026840
>it's important
get the fuck back to
>>>/fa/
>>63018954
shit he looks just like my dad in that pic
>>63019155
i see mallet but i think manlet
>help
>>63016206
They don't really care since they don't go for manlet betas like you
Fuck y'all! Kevin Smith is the best ever!
>>63017911
>5'10
>laughingwhores.jpg
>>63018935
>people actually do this only to still be manlets
Why, it's not like anyone 6" would consider this, to get bigger, it must be seriously fucked like 5"5' or something and then adding an inch more or less won't change shit
>>63015624
nigga got some of that 'tiger blood' in his system like Charlie nah mean?
>>63016565
>be 5'8
>girlfriend is 4'9
It's the better feel.
>>63027214
maybe because he is.
>>63028377
disgusting
>>63016140
It's not about height, heels push your butt up and change your entire posture. More importantly, it's part of the uniform. Not wearing them at a formal event would be out of place and make you seem self-conscious about being tall (something that I've never observed in either men or women 2bh).
>>63019903
kek was definitely a meme by 2013
>>63017359
I agree. But why? All we ever do is shit on him.
>>63030526
It didn't spread to the entirety of 4chan until this year though.
>>63015979
>>63015727
I liked it, but you're right. I don't think it was a serious project though. It was a way for him to show the studios that he was able to sell just about anything. I think he was able to secure financing for Clerks 3 because of Tusk.
Frakly, I think the movie would have been better as an anthology movie like Creepshow, Tales from the Crypt/Vault of Horror (the Amicus versions), and Trick 'r Treat. The storyline didn't have enough meat for a full lenght movie.
>>63016684
>hockey jerseys are probably the best garment that hides how fat you are
Yeah if you're actually thin, the only garment that hides how fat you are is an invisibility cloak.
>>63015806
>"thanks honey, for mentioning my twat on twitter"
>>63015979
Can't watch it, doesn't load.
Where can i watch it beside jewtube?
>>63030645
What an asshole family
>>63016140
They wear them because other women wear them. Women can't think for themselves and will always go with the dominate social paradigm. Any woman who doesn't conform is labeled a dyke (regardless of sexuality) and ruthlessly attacked by other women.
>>63015624
how can you wear super oversized shit like in either of those two pictures
super baggy shit is super uncomfortable
it all flops around and is annoying
>>63015979
>2013
wow he did it before keking was an actual meme, so based
>we still bone like we're cheating on each other with each other
>So what is my kind of movie? Basically, it's one where guys don't take off their shirts when having sex. Whenever I see anyone make out in a movie, the first thing that happens is the dude takes off his shirt, or the chick does, and that seems so foreign to me. That doesn't look like anything I know in the real world. My wife, Jen, has been trying to get me to take off my shirt for the 14 years we've been together, but I won't. You could probably count on two hands the number of times she has seen me topless. It's all to do with self-perception. Jen thinks I'm crazy. She is thin as a rail and she's hot. If I could be as thin as her, I would never have had a problem in my life – or so I like to think. And still every day at one point or another, she whines about being fat. Oh my God, I think. If you reckon you're fat, I'm going to keep this shirt on until the grave, because I know what's under here.
That sounds like some fucking awful sex.
>>63033441
http://www.theguardian.com/film/2012/mar/30/kevin-smith-on-being-fat
>You're just Big Guy to everybody. "Hey, Big Guy!" "Yo Big Guy!" Nobody calls you fat any more. It helps if you're always out there calling yourself fat, too. For a long time I would do that and I lived in a wonderful little bubble where I was fat but it didn't matter.
>>63015624
has the worst fashion sense. dresses like a wigger from the 90s
>>63015979
>tfw one of them gets cancer and dies
CANT FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>63031242
No joke, most people order a size larger and it completely hides their beer gut. I've met people at hockey games who look skinny and then when I see them outside of a game they're huge.
They also really good at hiding big boobs on girls, too.
I don't get it what's so funny about him being on Epic Meal Time?
>>63034531
Fuck off, you 12 year old retarded, autistic IDIOT.
>>63015979
this can't be happening I'm in charge here
>>63015806
>"her clit pwns muh dick"
hmmm
>>63033309
Pretty much this. Women hate other women more than anything. Until one of them is rightfully slapt by a man. Then they switch it up.
>>63015624
He fucked Charlie Sheen
/thread
>>63019155
hey we still use a surgeon's manual skills to cut people up and fuck with their hearts, i think using a mallet would be a walk in the park for people with that sort of skill
>>63015979
He is the One...
>>63017060
>when you know that your wife is watching the show you appear on
>>63017060
Real life is just high school for adults.
>terrifying.
>>63033309
Same with men, except non-conforming will get you labelled autismo or faggot.
>>63015979
Why are people pretending kekold is an epic secret 4chan joke?
>>63015979
>american humor
not even once
>>63038386
Everyone in this is Canadian
>>63017060
damn I wish she was still fat
>>63015979
Fat and into keking, just like us.
>>63015979
You've crossed a line.
>>63015979
WE BURLY BEAVER NOW
>>63017729
she looks like shed be good at football
