How can I sneak this into the cinema?
>>63012569
Just buy that there, prices have gone down since the war
Holy fuck I wanna go to Pappadeaux now
>>63012569
Backpack, or plastic bag with some clothes on the surface.
>>63012569
By eating it?
Put in your shower kit, they never look in there.
I always take my crabs legs out when I'm in the cinema shower.
sneak them in with your ballistics armor
>>63012595
What war would that be?
>tfw the McDonalds near me does free movie tickets with every big mac
feels good to be american
Please tell me Americans don't actually consume this and this is what you feed your farm animals?
>>63012690
THE war, dumbass.
>>63012569
w-what is it?
>>63012690
The "no singles" war.. how have you not heard of this?
>>63012690
>what war
THEE fucking war omfg fml bretherin
>>63012702
not eating crawfish
ishyddttbhfq
>>63012702
its southern food, so you're basically right
>>63012569
Up your ass.
>>63012702
better than consuming blood pudding and fish buttholes tbqh
How can I sneak this into the cinema?
>eating marine cockroaches
>>63012569
Inside your stomach :^)
>>63012715
I was too busy shitposting on /r9k/, I'm too autistic to even attempt to go to the cinema. How did it go for us?
>>63012569
Why do westerners enjoy eating shrimp and crayfish and lobster but then squeal like girls at the thought of deep fried insects like grasshoppers and crickets and locusts etc
There the exact same fucking thing
>>63012807
>having pleb taste
>>63012840
Because lobsters and shrimp don't look fucking disgusting and don't annoy the fuck out of me
>>63012840
looks like a snot lol
>reddit9k mobile posters
When will they get off of our art board bros?
>>63012840
We're not exposed to it enough to normalize it. I'd love to give it a shot though.
How can I sneak this into the cinema?
>jaunt down to the local Kinoplexorium
>no-singles policy newly in effect
>show them my dubs
>cashier checks them promptly
>>63012702
nothing beats crab fed beef you fucking retard
>>63012714
Crawfish, yankee scum.
>>63012690
wow
Oh, shit. I'm sorry.
>people actually eat seabugs
Why is this allowed? I love me some crawfish and shit, but why is this OK but eating landbugs isn't? Fucking humans.
>eating insects of the sea
>>63012806
Hide them in a body bag
>>63013208
that's a big burger
>>63012840
Because they're not the exact same things
>>63013223
Landbugs are fine. Silkworm pupae are quite nice in a stir fry and absurdly high in protein. Fucking round-eye.
How to deal with the falcons that try to steal seafood from you in the theater?
>>63013223
eating landbugs is acceptable outside of the west.
>>63013248
She might just have small hands.
>>63013235
>crustacean
>insect
Do you even arthropods?
>>63013197
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong campsite, brokeback mountain is two forests down
god dang i love me some mud bugs
>>63013208
i want to kiss her forehead
>>63013261
Silkworm pupae taste like dirt wrapped in a stinky leather shoe. Shut the fuck up nip
>>63013416
Fuck you.
>>63013416
fuck you
>>63013262
This one's actually pretty easy, using the remaining tinfoil that your meal came in your can construct your own falconry glove in under a minute.
The falcon will become disoriented and adhere to your every command while you dine upon your crustaceous treat. I would recommend not keeping the falcon in your possession for more than 20 minutes into the film or else the theater is required by law to check you for your state-issued falconry license.
>>63013132
i had to google this to make sure it wasnt a thing
>>63012714
get out
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