I FOUND A WAYY
IT REALLY TOOK SOME TIME BUT NOW I'LL PAY THAT FINE
>>63011212
Looks like Josh finally caved in. Drake must've been one annoying cunt.
>>63011400
>J-josh, why are we filming my scenes first?
>H-heh, hey whos lawyers are those?
>W-why are they coming this way!?
MEGAN
>>63011932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmOnL_LajJo
MINUS
>>63011932
>>63011212
I NEVER THOUGHT THAT IT'D BE SO SIMPLE
>>63012128
high quality shop
>>63012174
Jesus christ, what the fuck was he thinking.
>>63015036
>>63015036
>I need a warm meal
>>63015047
Pretty much his career after Drake&Josh
>>63015036
>I can't wait to blow this paycheck on blow and whores
IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR WALLETTTTTT
AND SEE WHATS INSIDE
>>63011212
hopefully they pay him 600k
>>63015047
>fighting over the last piece of crack with his imaginary friends
>falls into a swimming pool
>Jew manager, prostitute, and the Jew's kids run over to see if he's okay
>imaginary friends confirm he is kill
>>63015376
yes
>>63015036
>"these Disneyland season tickets won't pay for themselves"
>>63015047
Is that a metaphor for his wealth or his career?
Bravo Nick
Out of the way, career.
>>63016409
The things you do not to sleep over a subway vent in the winter, pham.
>>63012174
who's the grill on the right behind Drake? I don't remember that character from the cartoon
>>63016409
S I D E S
I
D
E
S
>>63011212
tfw no icarly episode in which carly visits a place and encounters megan who looks just like her. it could have been a drake and josh/icarly episode crossover episode. in it, Drake could have mistaken carly for megan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M1rr2Vqltg
related
>>63015047
why is timmy turner a grown man?
>>63016513
I'd rather work on some Canadian mine or an Alaskan fishing boat.
>>63015047
Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb
>post yfw you're not Drake Bell
>>63015047
JUST
>>63011212
> drake meeting with a big producer pre show
> hey well done kid you held out like this pretty long and you've finally found a way to get out of debt and maybe even back on top
drake shudders mind almost wandering
> you know a lot of people with a lot of big names wanted you completely gone, seeing as how Josh hasn't done anything very noteworthy and really dislikes you
f-fuck Josh
> but Miranda and I vouched for you
drake starts to go blank
> HEY! SNAP THE FUCK BACK INTO REALITY *SLAPS DRAKE LIGHTLY*
> you know why the showbiz industry lets sheen and Lopez go to rehab and relapse and make public asses out of themselves? BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT FUCKING NOBODIES. WITH THE AMOUNT OF MONEY THEY BRING IN THEY MIGHT EVEN BE FAKING IT.
> now listen you shit it's gonna take you a lot of hard work after this but as long as you're not going after hookers and blow between now and then we'll keep the mob at bay, but if you ever want to act or sing for a living you need to be on the straight and narrow for at least the next 8 years. Remember, we're only giving you this opportunity because of how you kept your mouth shut about that thing you saw Dan doing to miranda.
W-what thing?
> don't make me regret helping you
>>63011212
Grandfathered is actually pretty good, better than The Grinder.
>>63016409
JUST
U
S
T
>>63016574
Tootie
>>63016867
In the movie he has been left back several times and now is an adult in 4th grade
>>63016867
Timmy is a failure manchild who refused to move beyond his ten year old existence and lives in a constant state of adolescence. It's a metaphor for Bell himself.
600K
0
0
K
WELL I NEVER THOUGHT THAT I'D BE 600K IN DEBT BUT, I FOUND A WAY, I FOUND A WAAAAY.
IF YOU OPEN UP MY WALLET THERE'S NOTHING INSIDE
IT'S GONNA TAKE ME SOME TIME TO COUNT THESE DIMMMMES
OVER MY CREDIT CARD LIMIT YES YOU KNOW IT'S TRUUUE
I'M ALWAYS LEAVING I.O.U'SSSSSS
>>63018315
I really should listen to this song one day
>>63018260
It rhymes
>>63011212
I was born in 1995, any of my fellow 00s kids hyped to see the Drake & josh reunion and re-live our childhood?
Truly, we had great shows like Spongebob, Drake and Josh, Liberty's Kids, Kim Possible, iCarly, and The Sweet Life Of Zack And Cody. I remember kids in my school used to shout quotes from those shows (leedle leedle leedle, i'm ready i'm ready i'm ready, hug me brotha) and the teacher jokes that our generation had ADD, lol.
Salute Your Shorts? What's that, a show about underwear? Legend of the secret temple? Sounds like Indiana jones to me.
>>63011212
Least they could do considering they already had a Dave Coulier cameo.
>>63011212
Good on him . i look forward to the special
600 KAY
600 KAAAAAAY
>>63018799
both cringe and reddit
>>63016957
>mfw $120 usd in bank account and still have more than Drake
ITS GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO PAY THE FINE
>>63016409
>S-Sure, I'll take the lead on this FoP movie
>I-I can't keep sharing my dinner with the sewage rats.
>>63016574
Tootie, Vicky's little sister. They made her attractive and Latina for no reason.
>>63012174
I actually kinda liked it TbH faM, it was dumb but they ran wth it
>>63018571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySkyzJHHYrk
>Those comments tho
what's with sitcom duos not liking each other after their show ended.
drake and josh, kenan and kel...
>>63015036
>"I wonder how much blow my co-star can sniff off my boner"
>>63021167
One always ends up more famous than the other and they resent them for it.
>>63015096
Fucking kek
>>63022006
Especially in the case of Kenen and Kel who were both black funnyguys who probably had to compete for roles afterwards.
>>63017088
Who's Dan? Does he have a last name? How about a nickname?
>>63018754
POTTERY
>>63021167
Since when did Drake and Josh hate each other?
who else thought drake was the coolest guy when they were younger?
>>63019058
>mfw -$4.59 for not having money in my account for so long and still worth more than drake
>>63011932
She won irl too lol
>>63021095
was it really that big among young people? Not to imply I'm some ancient being, but I was fairly old when it was on tv..
>>63025161
Yfw I break immersion to mention all of dan hymen divider Schneider nicknames
>>63016734
damn shes a
QT
T
>>63025161
He is simple know as Dan "Shes a fighter" Schneider.
What's the bet that in 15 years, Drake will look like pic related
>>63025757
I thought he was a faggot trying to be the coolest guy but failing.
>>63012128
>>63018799
Like reading a fucking YouTube comment
>>63018799
>>63019265
>sewage rats
Sewer rats?
>>63017088
>you kept your mouth shut about that thing you saw Dan doing to miranda.
nah... Dan is innocent. He is a good boy.
>>63025827
sad kek because is true
What's his name again?
>>63018799
You probably thought this was so funny, slightly chuckling as your fat fingers raced across the keyboard
>>63026509
Josh didn't have to take disgusting obese dick and became handsome as fuck, so much so that he has to wear the shittiest clothes in Grandfathered as to not upstage John Stamos.
>>63029587
>$180,000 per episode
>+100 episodes
What wise girl wouldn't jump at that chance? She is set for life thanks to Dan.
>>63021947
>Daniella Monet will never snort blow off your boner.
>>63016409
The best part is they fucking replaced him with CGI and tara strong's voice in the live action film too
>>63018260
>>63018024
But I thought one lost their fairies at age 18?
>>63030446
Timmy prevented that by staying a manchild in the fourth grade into his 20s
>>63018315
Why didn't the first person to do this replace 'I found a way' with '600K', it pisses me off that they didn't take advantage of the rhyme.
>>63029357
Dan "Wham Bam Thank You Mam" Schneider
>>63018315
kek
>>63011212
IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR EYESSSS
>mfw they replace Drake with Tom Cruise
Sorry, still calling you bankrupt
>>63030127
$180,000 per episode; $200,000 if she showed her tummy.
>
In 2007, Bell purchased a 2,640-sq-ft house in Los Feliz for $2,050,000.[121] After Bell filed for bankruptcy in California in early 2014, the house was taken in foreclosure.[122][123] Sources claim Bell was in debt for $581,000.[124][125]
>>63032613
>being vane and stupid enough to buy a 2600 square foot house for one person
he deserves everything he gets
>>63032554
HOLD HER TIGHTER SHES A FIGHTER
>>63032554
>20k stomach
I believe it
>>63011212
>josh no longer fat
trash/10
>>63025597
Well, I think they used to be friends. But I imagine if they got together for a Drake & Josh reboot, that Josh would still be playing the fat, bumbling sidekick (despite not being fat), while Drake would still be the "cool" voice of reason. In reality, I think Josh wants to start doing serious roles
>>63012174
>tfw George costanza played one of the fairies in this
made me really sad
>>63032849
>posting the .jpg
here you go anon
>>63032885
>saving a 2-3 frame gif with 464kb vs a 1 frame 6kb pic
>>63032885
ill trade in the .jpg now, thanks
>>63032940
then make a webm of that scene, nigger. Don't just insult what others post without having a better version.
also
>implying 6KB vs. 464KB matters on any computer made after 1993
>>63032940
Aussie detected
>>63032964
>getting this triggered/worked from a comment
>>63033011
hey man, im not the one posting all that cp.
>>63033042
>clothed girls on television series
>cp
you won't get me this time
>>63026509
Josh is probably worth the most now that he has a prime time network show with John Stamos.
>>63032746
too bad he sucks at acting and Red Dawn was a gigantic flop
>>63033068
>implying that dan 'the beer can' schneider didn't film that explicitly as cp
>>63033083
>prime time network show with John Stamos
>>63033011
>bondage in a kids show
Bravo Dan!!
>>63029357
"Dirty Dan" Schneider
>>63018799
I remember watching legend of the secret temple in the early 2000s though
>>63028385
Rats made out of animated sewage. You don't even want to know about the places he has to sleep in.
>>63033011
>offers a completely decent rebuttal to your comment
>HAHAH BUTTHURT DAMAGE CONTROL AHAHAH U MAD BRO
>>63034298
>still worked
let it go
>>63034363
Check the number of posters to number of replies mongoloid, I'm not the guy you originally posted to.
>>63028400
Dan "the intruder" Schneider
>>63016734
>not knowing that drake and Josh is a tv show in the nickelodeon extended universe
Fucktard
>>63016957
>+ $200 in the bank
>>63021095
Its sounded a lot better in my head
josh has such a punchable face
how exactly did drake end up $600k in debt anyway?
I can understand maybe like $50k if he bought some cars or something but what the fuck
>>63035308
drake pls go
>>63035435
bought a guitar worth $500k
>>63016734
>The only revival i want to see is on a porn website in which icarly comes to her brothers strapped for cash. They offer to let her borrow a few hundred bucks but nothings free they say. She hesitantly turns her back and shakes her head. Then josh steps behind icraly, begins to rub her ass and pussy through her joga pants. He begins to kiss her neck and rubs her flat braless chest theough her tie-die shirt. Drake steps in front of her with his dick out and in hand, icarly giggles and drops to her knees
>>63035568
>>63016957
>>63036011
Finally, as Drake and Josh are finishing up in her face and tits, Drake whispers softly in her ear: "You can come to us for help any time you need, little slut".
>>63012174
>>63034907
Do you not know how rhyming works?
Someone needs to start a thread of all the dirty stuff Dan was able to sneak into a kids show
>Bondage
>Watersporst
>Foot fetish
>>63035221
32.78 USD in my bank account.
>>63030222
your trips won't go unchecked my friend
>>63035221
>$7.52 in my wallet
It's time for Drake Bell at Disneyland!!
November 18th!
>>63039517
>tfw everyone knows Drake Bell lives at Disneyland and nobody wants to take a pic with him for a over a month
September 20th
Poor guy should move to tacocountry already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQfa2HfIGzA
>>63039825
what the literal fuck is this?
>that laugh at 0:50
>>63016957
Wasn't Drake in some comic book movie recently?
>>63016925
No you wouldn't. Phoning it in for a decent paycheck doesn't sound all that bad. Now what he did with the money is a different story.
>>63041049
It's some mexican show. Drake Bell is supposedly huge in that country and probably fucked hundreds of fans that night.
>>63016957
>Over 100 quid in my bank
>>63027992
I'll give him five
>>63035221
$2500+ and I don't even have a job. Thanks financial aid.
>>63016957
>tfw holding a penny in my palm
>>63015036
>"what have I become, my sweetest friend?"
>>63021095
Who did the original for this song?
>>63041387
hormiguero is a show from spain
>>63015096
>>63016957
feeling good.
>having $5.62 in account
I would give $5.63 to be him for a day, 10 years ago
>>63011212
I think that the Fairly Odd Parents movie ruined his career. He should've left Nick right after Drake and Josh was done.
>>63030222
Was that Dan Schneider's hand?
>>63032885
Oh look, the coffee steam and the rain is moving. That made a big difference.
>>63032718
Josh wasn't fat in the last season of Drake and Josh either.
>>63044031
but isn't the FoP's owned by Nick?
I know /tv/ has a boner for her but can we agree that Megan is one of the most insufferable characters in TV history?
>>63044416
Yeah, obviously. That's why I said he should've left Nick after Drake and Josh so he didn't have to do the FOP movies.
>>63044490
well that's good writing because she was supposed to be
>You are shot and before you die you have the choice of being reincarnated as either Drake Bell or Bredan Fraser
what choice do you make?
>>63044890
Brendan Fraser was an A-lister for a lot longer, but Drake Bell got to fuck a teenage Miranda Cosgrove. Tough choice.
>>63044890
Fraser of course. Despite his personal problem he is a good actor and could land something with a paycheck
>>63011212
The real question is will he pay off his debt before he dies?
>>63011400
>Schneider's Bakery
>edit of ben garrison image
Subtle
>>63026509
>The Man's greasy mutated cock cheese parma lodged deep inside the walls of your no longer prime vagoo, anus and larynx
>winning
>>63016957
MFW $20 in the bank and still more than Drake Bell
>it's a 'born after 1990 thread'
what did she mean by this?
>>63051426
how's being a 35 year old neet huh granpa?
