Am i the only one who thinks this is badass
I mean, its a typical stormtrooper going against a Lightsaber... how is that not badass.
>>63008517
>badass
I kind of hate this word now.
>a typical stormtrooper
which means he should be a terrible shot, gets killed very easily and cant even march around without bumping into things.
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Grow up
>>63008517
Looks hella f*ckin epic.
>>63008517
hes not a typical stormtrooper, hes part of a special anti-jedi crack troop unti. hes like stormtrooper team 6 or something, gonna kill all the badass jedis, but die in a tie fighter accident.
Kill yourself my man.
lmao yeah it looks soo awesome xD
>Tonfa Mace
Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?
>>63008517
They also have elevator boots to avoid losing the high ground
>>63008517
no.
It's fucking unpracticle and makes no sense.
Like fucking anime tobots or something.
Because it looks retard. Why the fuck did the make it look so clunky and impractical?
>>63008517
E P I C
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>>63008517
Literally deviantart
>that silly "imma fight you" power ranger pose
someone was actually paid to setup this shot
Kraft Punk?
>>63008621
why would you give your anti-jedi crack troop unti same weapons as jedi, only shitter?
Why not a shotgun or flamethrower?
god i hate star wars
i hate it. hate it
>>63008517
it completely kills the mythos of the lightsaber
it's just absurd, nothing badass there
>>63008517
This will explain how Finn can hold his own with the lightsaber while not being a jedi, he was trained to use one of these things. I'm betting Kylo, knowing jedi/the force was real and a threat, had troopers train with these in the first order to be able to deal with jedi, should any return.
>>63008995
>This will explain how Finn can hold his own with the lightsaber while not being a jedi,
It doesn't even handle like a saber.
>>63008948
>it completely kills the mythos of the lightsaber
lol what?
WAHHHHH STORMTROOPERS ARE MINDLESS DRONES WHO CAN'T AIM AND DIE IN ONE GENERALIZED BLASTER HIT TO THE TORSO
>The force has been silent for over a decade with no jedi sightings. Let's give troopers anti-lightsaber weapons.
Pottery
>>63008925
Because all those anti-Jedi guns are EU
Daniel Craig.
>>63008517
It's bullshit child's fiction, that's how.
Looks hella f*ckin gay.
>>63008745
>Complains when they do nothing original
>Complains when they try and be inventive.
Swear to Christ, you fifteen year olds are so hard to please.
>>63008674
it's not a tonfa mace, it's an extendable space nightstick, so he can be a space cop
Is this from a video I missed?
>>63011012
>mediocrity should be the milestone of everything
Lazy faggots like you and your half-assed "that'll save us some money" "attempts" are everything wrong with this world.
>>63008517
Love it. Just think weapon looks shit.
>>63011012
>Rehash A New Hope
>But look they have a space truncheon! So inventive
Glad to see they have their priorities right
>>63008517
I'm excited for this scene. It seems like Disney is trying to get away from the idea that Storm Troopers are really shitty. If that's the case and they make them a legitimate threat, then I'll be happy.
Why are there anti-Jedi weapons when there haven't been any Jedi in over thirty years?
>>63008517
It's badass. but mitigates the badass of a lightsaber. Occupy a guy with a lightsaber with two of these bros, and then have someone shoot him. Boom, lightsaber guy problem over.
If Lucas made that and the shitty kylo ren mask and saber he'd get a ton of flack. JJ and Disney are going to make the easiest billion. They literally don't even have to try. As long as it's mediocre it'll be praised and rake in a shit ton of cash.
>>63009401
They are actively hunting Luke, dumbass.
>>63011327
Order 66
>>63008517
>people defending this
Finally the Imperial Remnant got their shit together after years of Kyle Katarn chopping up legions of their troops.
no i'm sure theres tons of impressionable manchildren around friend
>>63008517
brav thats even more idiotic than the new Lightsaber. its like a big metal club/mace attached to a forearm. it better be a 2 handed gun.
>>63008621
>>63008925
And why have an anti-jedi trooper at all? Hasn't the jedi order been extinct for more then 50 years. For the most part, only Luke is left, and I highly doubt that trooper could 1v1 him.
>>63011557
Couldn't Luke literally pick him up and drop him on his head thanks to the force?
>>63008568
it has no meaning. (had not had one for years)
>>63011557
Because the 35 plus kiddies will think it's kewl
No, it looks retarded. A flamethrower or something would have been much better.
>>63011358
Star wars would have to release a 3/10 movie every year for a decade to stop making money.
>>63011675
>the 35 plus kiddies
>>63008923
>>63011735
Would you rather have an anti-lightsaber baton,
Or a flamethrower,
or a decent rapid-fire lasergun?
>>63008517
All of a sudden I just got really excited for the new Star Wars. It has nothing to do with what you said or that picture. It just dawned on me that Star Wars movies are fun as hell and this one is not going to be an exception. Alright, alright, alright.
I'm finally watching the original trilogy and have a question. After Luke loses his first light saber in the empire strikes back where did he get the new green one in the return of the jedi?
>>63011930
Your post is very transparent pleb
>>63012045
Uh- he uh... they gave...
Because he did.
>>63012045
He made it. Part of the Jedi ritual.
>>63012045
He built it.
>>63012071
He hadn't even finished his basic jedi training with Yoda though. Who taught him how to make it?
Doesn't seem like a smart idea going into melee range against a skilled swordsman. Especially one who could force choke you, force lightning bolt you or force through his weapon at you.
>>63012102
Shh.
I'm liking the bigger roles the stormtroopers seem to be getting in this
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it is so fucking dumb. Fair enough there are weapons that can block a lightsaber. But anyone with force powers would destroy them in a matter of seconds. They have superspeed and extreme reflexes.
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>>63008517
CUP CHECK!
>>63012045
He made it. Obi Wans ghost and Yoda helped him.
What happened to that second one anyway how come it's not the one in the new movie.
Did he throw it down the deathstar pit? I always assumed he just threw it into a corner or something.
>>63012127
In the old EU fluff when there was similar units they were usually force sensitives trained by Vader.
>>63011619
>believing that a Jedi can do this kind of shit
>>63008745
>It's fucking unpracticle and makes no sense.
Stormtroopers have never ever been practical in the OT
>>63008517
I like it. Given the history of the Tonfa it does lend well to the Star Wars being a take on Samurai films in Space.
When I first saw it I thought it was an emergency fixture on a standard blaster like an antiJedi bayonet which seems cool to me.
Since Finn only just picked up a lightsaber it's pretty bullshit if this guy doesn't dominate.
>>63012410
>What happened to that second one anyway how come it's not the one in the new movie.
The blue one is the one of most significance since it belonged to both Anakin and Luke. Besides, the green one is probably still in use by Luke.
>>63012847
Oh ofcourse. Silly me.
>>63011878
the force/lightsaber can't block a flamethrower
>>63012102
there where blueprints in obis hut (seriously thats what it says in the radio drama)
>>63012847
Luke lost the blue one though.
>>63013051
Surely force push can. If they can knock away solid objects flying towards them it can't be so hard to redirect liquid.
>>63013059
Right, and they get it back somehow. They probably won't even explain how in the movie.
>>63011038
Tonfa/Truncheon/Nightstick
There's no difference.
>>63013126
>>63013120
>Right, and they get it back somehow. They probably won't even explain how in the movie.
That's convenient.
I love the amount of autistic rage this movie is already causing.
Imagine you're ordering a riot baton. Gendster Bendster comes up and say "hey make sure to get the one that can block a lightsaber." You're confused because they haven't even really been around in 30 years.
Next month you're in a heated battle against some rebel scum. You're bashing their skull in when all the sudden some chimp looking nigger pulls out a lightsaber. You think back at the foresight Bendster had when he asked you to place the baton order.
What's worse is most anons are afraid they won't try anything new. When they do they have tantrums about how stupid it is. I think this is a pretty neat design and I can't wait to see them bash a crowd of peaceful protesters.
>>63008517
Yeah? Well from my point of view the jedi are badass
>>63011327
Why don't they just shoot him at the same time.
Can't block two blaster shots at once.
Will Kylo die at the end?
>>63013390
That's basically how the clones killed the Jedi.
>>63013314
Spinoff when?
>>63011811
what the fuck
>>63013539
We can only pray that Disney is that brilliant.
>>63013571
>>63013087
sold is 1 object. liquid is many. you can shield form fire but you can't redirect it
>>63011557
Because the jedi destroyed their superweapon twice in a row and killed their leaders.
>>63008517
Fuck you reddit/14 year old.
>>63013971
But the first time he was in an X-Wing and I can't imagine that nightstick is going to help shoot that down
