james just released new trailer about his new incoming movie
what do you think?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi3_OGnROMo
>>63006903
How much of a fucking nerd do you have to be to actually seek out and enjoy this shit?
>>63006903
I can't tell which parts of this are ironic and which aren't. I just know that absolutely nothing about it is working.
Read the description retards
It's just a skit
Is this seriously going to be feature length?
>>63007257
no you dense retard
>>63006903
>All that cheap lazy CGI
Why do people even bother to do this? It looks like shit and it's cringe inducing to look at.
IT'S A FUCKING FAKE TRAILER
IT FUCKING SAYS IT IN THE FUCKING DESCRIPTION
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SOME OF YOU ARE RETARDED
Fucking reddits everywhere
>>63006903
I thought this guy knew something about film? Theres shadows on the fucking wall right there obvious that its a fucking film set.
is this suppose to look shit?
>>63007608
his completely fucking incompetent when it comes to moviemaking
>>63007506
b-but it's so bad it's fun XD
>>63007506
>>63007690
This is literally just a short posted on youtube for no money. Actually using the money to get special effects for something like this would be retarded.
>>63007757
>no money
they will earn tens of thousands from this via the views dumbass
damn that was cringey
>>63007608
It's probably just "campy on purpose", so bad it's good, etc.
He can do some neat stuff when he wants to, but he really needs some people to tell him when a bad idea is a bad idea.
>>63007690
The "so bad it's funny" thing only works with practical effects though.
>>63006903
it had a few pretty funny parts
>>63006903
His wife going to tell him to put more black bucks in his next movie?
>>63007941
you are a redditor then
>>63006903
It's funny because I'm aware of James' body of work when it comes to that game. I laughed out loud when jeckle starts walking to the church. Great inside joke.
Lol is this really going to be another shit movie by him
>>63007804
Oh, you know exactly what I mean you fucking smartass..
>>63007994
Lol I don't know how to read either, my fellow retard XD
>>63007953
ebic :DD
it had some well-executed jokes.
>>63007804
I think he meant it cost them no money
>>63007757
>This is literally just a short posted on youtube for no money.
>for no money
Do AVGNs fans actually believe this? That he just does it FOR FREE? Is this what enable them to keep watching whatever shit he puts out, no matter how mediocre it gets? Because they think he does it for the "love"? Nevermind that he's able to support a wife and child, has purchased a home and probably makes upwards of hundreds of thousands of dollars off his parasitic "hobby", providing literally nothing of value to society, leeching off his sycophantic fanbase of loyal autists.
wtf is this shit? At least there is no forced black actor in it. James has began the unkucking.
>>63008290
there are forced pointless female characters and romance so its not sausagefest
itt illiterate idiots
> It’s just a trailer. Not an actual movie. A one-time spoof. Not endorsed by the 80′s video game, or Robert Louis Stevenson’s corpse.
>>63008031
>Make a low quality product at no cost
>Make thousands of dollars off it
Don't you see a problem with this? He's literally a con man.
>>63008184
> being this jelly
I wish I had the drive to make anything like this.
Also, making videos online to make money is a legit means of income. Maybe not always primary, but if it makes him money I can't fault him for perusing it.
>>63008393
What's the con? It's a cheap schlocky movie.
People paying money for goofy schlock is nothing new.
>>63008184
so how much money did you have to pay to watch the video in the OP?
>>63008507
are you actually retarded?
Jeezus, there is nothing funny, original or clever about this skit. Why did they even make it? Couldn't they see that even idea was shit to begin with.
Does AVGN still have fans? Cant be many left by now.
>>63008467
Lloyd Kaufman is a Jew fraud, that's why he has no problem robbing goys of their shekels. Most B-Movies producers are as well. They'll use deceptive marketing tactics(exploitative subject matter, misleading posters/covers, etc.) to get people to pay for a cheap product. It is fraud, same goes for "e-celebs", except with clickbait and exploiting a fanbase made of mentally challenged retards. Do you condone exploited the mentally handicapped for money?
>>63008542
Answer the question, dipshit.
>>63008507
Time is money. The video lasts 4 minutes and I value my time at $20/hr flat rate, before any extra for special work, so I consider that I lost $1.33 on this video.
>>63008720
>I value my time at $20/hr flat rate
holy shit, the sad part is I bet you're not even being ironic here
>>63008757
The pathetic part is that you never stopped to consider that maybe I'm not an incompetent loser like yourself.
>>63008720
>>63008757
What the fuck are you guys arguing about?
>>63008794
At $20/hr, you are absolutely a loser, dude.
>>63008645
>>63008645
i don't think you know what ''fraud'' means.
I had no idea he was making anothing movie after the disaster of AVGN
hey good for him, at least he didn't give up
>>63008794
He says while browsing /tv/ in the middle of the day
>>63008843
That's a flat rate, for that much I'll stand there and do nothing. If you want to me to accomplish even the slightest task, the bill will probably run you close to $100/hour, even more depending on work load.
>>63008808
How valuable their time is hahahahah
>>63006903
MISPLACED SELF CONFIDENCE: THE MOVIE.
>>63008919
What do you do professionally? Just wonder with your strange payment model.
>>63008919
putting a worth to your extremely limited time/health/existence in this world
>>63008963
I'm a freelance, but I have several qualifications include programming, financial analysis and consulting, underwater welding, etc.
Is this the moment when he reaches the "Melvin, brother of the joker" point of unfunny?
>>63006903
Literally a fucking skit
And you made a whole thread about it, good job OP
I like how the bombs make Jekyll fly backwards into the explosions.
>>63009049
that like strength fantasies from there
>>63006903
jesus that's terrible
> OP thinks it's an actual movie
It's even in the fucking description.
this is actually funny. if you dislike this, congrats on your acquired distaste, contrarian faggots
>>63008393
Asa go back to your cave, it was a mock trailer.
cringe
