https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h76fBmV2GVo
It's finally out.
Who's up for a stream party?
>>63004752
no one cares
>>63004752
Give me the eggkara link
In pastebin to avoid the janis
>>63004752
MHHHHH
>>63004752
post a link then.
>>63004752
https://instasync.com/r/eggkara
It's there. Should we wait for Egg to show up or start before him?
>>63004752
I'm in, I have beer.
CHEERS
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>>63004752
>the man is basically a god!
D R O P P E D
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get in there fags
first for feminism
Starting in like 10 minutes, get in fags
Is Rich Evans in it?
>>63004976
Yes, he's playing Linkara
>>63004919
i'd let her kek me
https://instasync.com/r/eggkara
Get in here fgts
>>63004919
I'd smash her vag
ITS STARTING
it started
HERE WE GO
>>63005110
GET IN FAGS
>>63004752
There is going to be a later showing with Egg, but fuck it why not watch it twice
>>63004752
>Be 20, want to make movies since I was 5.
>Consider film school, enter shorts in contests and do pretty decent.
>Watch Linkar's film.
>It's so awful it makes me depressed. I-I never want to be like these people!
Should I go to film school, really push for becoming a filmmaker or go into law? This movie was awful I'm now rethinking my life.
>>63005206
Never study arts. Never ever.
Become an engineer or some shit like that
>>63005227
I love researching things and helping with the community so I was thinking maybe work with the police or do something with law. I mean I'd LOVE to make a movie some day but damn... I've seen so many people go for it and honestly, do I want to end up like Tim Burton or Brendan Fraser? A fuck-face like Max Landis will just get the jobs and still make an ass out of himself..
>>63004752
Don't let your dreams be dreams.
>>63005206
Hey there anon.
I'm on my second year of film school and i gotta tell you, this shit ain't going nowhere.
Don't study arts. Or if you do, make sure you get a degree/phd on something else before you do as a safety measure
>>63004752
>One mostly static camera set up
>Clearly not in the same room for most of the takes
Christ what were they thinking
>>63004752
>Absolutely no attempt at framing
>No ambient sounds
>In the opening scene both actors never appear in the same shot, implying that it was filmed in a staggered fashion rather than even close to one shot
>No attempt at lighting
>No attempt at capturing the sound properly
>Single camera setup with attempts at making it look like a multiple camera set up
>Not a single person here can act
>Extras are laughably bad
Man I was prepared for the worst and it's somehow worse
>>63005373
Eh George Miller was a doctor before he got into directing so I'll probably go for that degree in law just as a safety net and keep making shorts as a hobby. See where that takes me.
>>63005238
Holy shit it's like I just accidentally grabbed the full pizza box at a MTG tourney that has a MLP dress code.
>>63006314
good luck studying for the BAR after 4 years of joke courses.
im only being half-facetious
good luck
>>63006314
Do it, I'm a lawyer and still I do my Indie films.
Jesus fucking christ this is unbearable. The lack of self awareness these people have is truly mystifying.
I've never seen someone fail so miserably in such a smug self satisfied way.
>>63004752
Credits sequence is pretty creative
Im tempted to watch but damn I can already feel the cringe vibrating from my screen.
What's he trying to tell us?
Lewis louvhaug is a god.... he seriously put that little blurb in the intro?
>>63005206
If you want to be a creative, avoid it. Only if you want a life wasted for 15 yrs.
If you want to be a tech kind of person, then go for it. The school helps when it comes to the etch side.
>>63004798
TALKING ABOUT ME?
>Every shot tilted slightly due to not being level.
>Framing basically ignored, shots with weird dead space, actors blocked so they're oddly hidden
>180 degree rule for conversations ignored for no reason, seems to be because they couldn't get the tripod into the right place, or they didn't understand what the rule is
>Sound is one boom with no processing, if even that
>One decent set ruined by flat lighting and camerawork that looks even worse than an MST3K set
>Interior of lost government spaceship is literally someone's living room with Christmas lights, I mean Jesus, could they not even re-use parts of the other ship set?
>Plot is about a comic book reviewer in a spaceship finding another spaceship
>Linkara plays multiple roles. Acting hasn't improved. Comedic timing hasn't improved. Includes his Harvey Finevoice character even though it's not a good impression and he can't sing.
What a hit!
Daily reminder the budget for this movie was 40k
>>63010693
I'm guessing (assuming it wasn't embezzled) this solely went into travel and accommodation costs for the cast. Probably studio hire for a week. The rest Kickstarter rewards?
>>63005206
Film school won't make you any better.
That fat guy at the beginning looks like the lovechild of Ben Affleck and Zach Galifianakis.
Why the fuck am I watching this shit?
Fuck.
Can anyone who watched the stream give a highlight reel of the scenes?
Was Tyrone in it?
>Input was not a-z, A-Z, 1-16 characters
I keep getting this when I try to join the chat. Wat do?
>>63011472
It's asking for you to put in a username first instead of posting, you fucking idiot.
>>63011502
What, I have to register to talk here? Fuck that!
>>63011652
No, but you need a username.
>>63004752
Movie in 15 minutes
Get your asses here
The first scene of the movie...the FIRST SCENE of the movie:
>non-stop breaking of the 180 rule
>horrible echo-y audio
>bizarre and nonsensical framing of shots
Jesus Christ. I know it's not going to get better, but how can you START your movie this poorly?
>>63011719
AW YEAH HERE WE GO
>>63011680
Thank you. I am a giant idiot.
>>63010219
>even though it's not a good impression and he can't sing.
His fans like it and bought a CD of it so of course he'd include it
>>63004752
3 minutes, come on. Let's watch some nasty cock slut.
https://instasync.com/r/eggkara
productions like this make you realize that even bad Hollywood movies are still made by professionals who know what they're doing
STARTING THE MOVIE, HMMMM?!?!
>inner monologue
Don't listen to them anon, your four years and 100 grand on film school will be worth it.
No backing out now.
Making little videos in high school wasn't just a hobby, you can make a living on it.
It's too late for me save yourself
How do get the chat window to stay scrolled to the bottom?
>>63011719
link?
>>63012528
Hmmmmm?
Nicholas Jimmy Landis was a bad motherfucker
>>63011187
Don't be silly, he had to feed Douges wife
>>63004919
I'd blast my seed all over face, if you get my drift.
>>63005206
Nah man just go to films
>>63005238
The only one that doesn't look like a psychopath is the nigger
>>63004752
what a shitty apartment.
>>63010219
>Linkara plays multiple roles.
How is this a problem? He's always done this. It'd be weirder if he didn't do it. Are you trying to say actors shouldn't play multiple roles in the same film? Have you not fucking seen Dr. Strangelove?
>>63013974
>Are you trying to say actors shouldn't play multiple roles in the same film?
No, you idiot. He's saying that Linkara doesn't have enough talent to pull off playing multiple roles.
>>63013974
>Are you trying to say actors shouldn't play multiple roles in the same film?
I think he's saying Linkara can't act
>>63014028
Exactly. Linkara in one role is already cringeworthy.
>>63014028
neither did Eddie Murphy
but nobody complained
besides, everybody knew the level of quality this movie was gonna be anyway. Any increase in quality would have fucked with the continuity. He's too far into the ocean of shit. He can't turn back now.
>>63014186
>neither did Eddie Murphy
lolwut. Murph is actually a great actor though.
>>63014264
youre giving me the vapers
>>63004752
Is that a ftm tranny at 18 minutes or a mtf?
I didn't watch it all, just clicked at random.
>>63014264
He looks pretty nasty there
>>63014465
It's Tay Zonday post white skin therapy
>>63014186
Eddie Murphy has some talent though. Linkara is a talentless hack.
>>63004752
>Marzgurl
Nice
>>63014186
So saying Linkara is a shit actor isn't a valid complaint because he's been shit for years and this movie is another example of no talent?
I'm concerned with the lack of poopy puffing personally
Latza cameo where?
>>63014747
Post-credits scene.
>>63014715
I'm pretty sure he smoked more than one kaka cigar on set
good intro. Should have left it at that
>>63014801
>That
>Good
No
>>63014789
>wearing a shirt that says "got consent?"
>she looks like that
now THAT is comedy
>>63004752
5 mins in. Have yet to see a single person below waist hight. Very jarring
>>63014826
It is compared to the rest.
It's the highlght of the movie so far.
>>63014854
also, almost no shots of the actors together
>>63014854
The Manlet count only increases when Annoyed Alejandro arrives
>>63014884
It's seriously worse than Suburban Knights, I don't know how he managed to do it
>>63014854
The headroom is unreal when they're filming that government guy. When they track back it's like someone is just walking back with a camcorder looking behind them to see where they're going and just barely keeping the actor in frame. Probably because that's what's actually happening.
Also Linkara acting drunk is great because he's never touched alcohol in his life, disapproves of it and his only frame of reference for drunk people appears to be Homer SImpson.
>>63014854
it seems to be a lack of man power when doing the scenes. There is clearly no third man when they are making them.
basic cable-tv core decisions arent made. No tracking shots at all
It should go without saying, but the writing feels off most of the time. Largely with how Linkara writes himself, and how people interact with him. He's the most awesome person the world has seen, a hero, keeps the government in check with his spaceship in orbit. Even when he writes his fake robot friends giving him a ribbing, they have to explicitly explain they're doing so.
It's Linkara from Angel Armor all over again.
>>63004752
60K BUCKS
