>British documentary
>Here, in the CIA plane, the agent Bill Wilson is interrogating his captives.
>3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of the interrogation progressing to its climax
>American documentary
>Guitar riffs playing in the background
>YOU PROBABLY WOULDNT WANT ONE OF THESE MASKED MEN IN YOUR PLANE
>Rapid jump cuts of the masked men
>CIA MAY LOOK LIKE HE’S IN CHARGE HERE, BUT THIS NASTY BIG GUY IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH
>More flashy jump cuts
>THIS SMALL CIA DOESNT KNOW WHATS WAITING FOR HIM, THE FURY OF BANE IS EXTREMELY PAINFUL
>More flashy jump cuts
>The Bane strikes
>Strange mask voice is dubbed in as bane attacks because silent footage is too boring for americans
>Slow mo replay of the attack in black and white
>AND ITS OVER IN A CRASH
>CIA
>SHOULD'VE LEFT PAVEL
>TO BANE
>Starwipe to next clip
>>63000037
not bad
>>63000037
you're a funny guy
>>63000037
I laughed. Post more.
>American documentary
>"COMING UP, AFTER THE COMMERCIAL BREAK..."
>40 seconds of previews of the next part of the show
>75 minutes of adverts
>"PREVIOUSLY, ON CLAPPING: THE NOISY KILLER..."
>shows highlights from what you've literally just seen
How do Americans even watch TV?
>>63000037
>UK John Oliver
>tries to be reasonable
>focus is on the comedy, less on the current year
>very little manipulation from laugh track or tacky handholding; lets the audience decide what they think of things
>US Gordon Ramsay
>makes pretty much no effort to be reasonable; jumps straight to treating americans like the scum of the earth who should hurry up and kill themselves, and is always looking to pick a fight (clearly not due to a difference in attitude, like some people claim; some of the absolute dumbest, most selfish, most ridiculous arrogant and lazy people from his shows are from UK, and he gives them far more respect than they deserve)
>IT'S 2015!
>laugh track blaring in the background, trying to dictate what the audience should feel at any given scene
>feels like reality TV
Why are US John Oliver shows so terrible?
>>63000731
>US Gordon Ramsay
you tried
>>63000824
damn