if harrison ford liked melons he'd be harrison GOURD

if harrison ford got attached by a rhino he'd be harrison GORED

No, he'd be Harrison Ford and he'd have Gastro-esophagael reflux

And there's no o in the beginning of esophageal

If Harrison Ford had a big block in him he'd be Harrison Ford

If Harrison Ford was a guitar, he'd be Harrison CHORD

If Harrison Ford had nothing to do in his life, he'd be Harrison BORED

so is he gay or not?

>>62999377
Yes there is you fucking retard.

>>62999377
>the colonies are disputing the spelling of Her Majesty's language

If Harrison Ford was named a life peer by the queen he'd be Harrison LORD.

>>62999337
If Harrison Ford had a small chubby penis, he'd be Harrison CHODE.

If Harrison Ford was developmentally disabled and spent his days crossing urine streams with other tards, he's be Harrison SWORD

If Harrison Ford was Harrison Ford his name would be Harrison Ford.

>>62999337
If Harrison Ford watches the new Star Wars movie he'll be Harrison Bored.

If Harrison Ford died he'd be Harrison Adored

>>62999434
>United Caliphate of Britain in charge of English spelling
You'll be speaking Arabic in a few years anyway, who cares what you think.

>>62999679
Underrated post

If Harrison Ford lived in a castle he'd be Harrison Lord

>>62999700
Show some respect, young 'in. If it weren't for Britain your country wouldn't even exist. Stupid colonies.

If Harrison Ford worked at a Long Island jewellery store he'd be Harrison GAWD

If Harrison Ford was a boat he'd be Harrison Moored

>>62999337
did he have a stroke or some shit?

If Harrison Ford was a noisy sleeper, he'd be Harrison Snored

>>62999760
Hyperspace is one helluva drug

>>62999417
Nobody fucking calls it GORD

They call it GERD

Fucking subhuman island monkey

If Harrison Ford was a large body of water in Finland he's be Harrison FJORD

If Harrison Ford was a teenage girl singer from New Zealand he'd be Harrison LORDE

If Harrison Ford was a part of an appreciative audience he'd be Harrison APPLAUD

If Harrison Ford had enough money to buy something he'd be Harrison AFFORD

If Harrison Ford could only move in one direction for the rest of his life he'd be Harrison TOWARD

If Harrison Ford starred in a space sci-fi movie in a galaxy far, far away he'd be Harrison STAR WARS

If Harrison Ford was a car he would be Harrison FORD

>>62999981
If Harrison Ford was an active rock band who recently came to your town to play a gig he'd be HARRISON TOURED

If Harrison Ford was a bad guy, he'd be Harrison OFABITCH

>>62999679
thread winar

>>63000036
If Harrison Ford was an enormous mass of hot plasma and gas he'd be Harrisun Ford

>>62999700

then why do all the sand niggers seem to speak english?

>>62999337
did he have a stroke? half of his face is sagging like a fucking balloon

>>63000184
All that intergalactic ass got him like that

>>62999337
If Harrison Ford lived in Alaska, he would be Harrison Fjord

If Harrison Ford was from Skyrim, he'd be Harrison NORD

If Harrison Ford had a son with lots of hair he'd be Hairy Son Ford

xD

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>>62999337
D R O P P E D

>>63000184
He's just subtly advertising for Star Wars.
See how there's a perfect divide, one side looking angry, the other bright and cheery?
It's a symbol of the light vs. dark struggle of the force.
He is pottery made flesh.

>>62999337
that's GERD you fucking retard

>>62999337
If Harrison Ford went broke, he'd be Harrison can't afFORD that house anymore.

If Harrison Ford posted a thread this bad on /tv/, he'd be Embarrassing Board.

>>62999337
I'm happy for him that in the next few week he's finally going to get his wish to die. Not in Star Wars, in life.

If Harrison Ford were on a movie set, he'd be Harrison BORED

>>63002342
oh god

>>63002342
first one looks like Guy Ritchie

>>62999337
If Harrison Ford fell to the ground laughing, he'd be Harrison Floored

If Harrison Ford were a Skyrim character he'd be Harrison NORD.

>>62999700
We don't have many arabs m8 do your research before attempting banter.

near where i lived there was a ford dealership
i think it was owned by a guy named harrison or the street was harrison or something.

they put giant pictures of ford painted in the windows and changed them occasionally you could see across the main street.

it was pretty cool for years but someone narced at some point so they stopped.

>>62999337
If Harrison Ford were a circa 1970's sitcom about a cantankerous bigot and his grown kid set against the backdrop of a junkyard, he'd be HarriSanFord and Son.

>>63001358

I'm beginning to suspect these are fake.

>>63004187
Check his Wikipedia.

Actually, he's American, so it would be Harrison GERD.

If Harrison Ford has never seen a diamond in the flesh he'd be Harrison Lorde

If Harrison Ford was a liquid being transferred from one container to the other, he'd be Harrison POURED