>Ahh, slow down baby..
>>62997553
I Love Snoopy
Saw Rush Hour 3 in theaters with my brother, couldn't get him in to see Superbad even though I could.
I love the whole trilogy to be honest FaM. I know most of Jackie's HK work like his 80s, 70s, and most of his 90s stuff are top tier, but Chris and jackie are so fun to watch together, and so many great lines:
>I'll bitch slap you back to Africa
>damn chan, some greasy shit
>my daddy could kick your daddy's ass
>CAH-TAH!
>you know he dead!
>just wait lee I'll be back in an hour WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I even love 3
>>62997695
1 and 2 are GOAT comedies
WHO DIED LEE?
>>62997695
>the blooper credits in 2
>CUHFILTUH
RICKY TAN?!
>>62998530
Gonna order some of that one day...
Rush Hour 1&2 are the greatest buddy cop movies ever made. Also in the upper echelon of comfy movies.
Prove me wrong.
>If i didn't have a girlfriend, I would take a run at you, I would put you in a bubble bath and put some water wings on you and spank your little bottom.
n-no homo
don't you EVA touch a black man's radio
>>62998722
buttercream buttercream, crockskin
>>62997695
I cant fault this. His stuff with Owen Wilson was great fun as well.
>>62998722
I wanna put a dead animal on you
>>62998775
the only movies i can bare to watch Owen Wilson in.
>>62998555
In the hands of another director what you said could have been true.
>>62998722
and whaaaaat canwedotoyou?
>>62998530
>My sides when they ordered it in 3
>>62998775
UNO MAS
>>62997553
I watched the first two the other week for the first time in years and your pic related is easily the funniest moment.
>nothing I say nothing!
hey wipe yourself off man, you dead
>>63000869
I'VE BEEN LOOKIN FOR YOUR SWEET N SOUR CHICKEN ASS
The only one I like is 2, probably because of based John Lone.
>you give me 500 dollar chips cuz i'm black?
>I did not sir, i just assumed that-
>You assumed that a brother in here could only afford 500 dollars a roll, is that it?
>No, sir.
>You a racist?
>No, i AM NOT, SIR!
>Then how come everybody here at the table have thousand dollar chips and the black man only got a nickel, how did that happen?
>I dunno, sir.
>You think my people suffered 362 years of slavery so you can send us back to the cotton fields with 500 dollar chips?
>No, sir.
>Do i look like Chicken George to you?
>No, sir.
>Then give me the chips and i want THOUSAND DOLLAR CHIPS!
>Give him the chips.
>>62997695
The first 2 movies are great. Rush hour 3 was kinda shit. Just didn't have the charm of the first 2. Chan and Tucker made the trilogy work, simply because they had great chemistry with each other.
>>62997553
Don't they hate each other in real life though?
It's fucking depressing watching 1 & 2 today and realizing they wouldn't fly anymore due to political correctness.
Fucking GOAT movies. Third was poo though.
>>63001689
If you had to play the most stereotypical black/asian man ever, wouldn't you?
>>63001689
They seem like pretty good friends in the bloopers
>>63001663
>>63003329
Jackie Chan saying: "'Rush Hour 1' I don't really like him. He was shy, he was always hiding from me. My English not good at that time. I was hiding. We both hiding. And by the time we just finished five months later, we becoming a friend, we go back. The movie done. 'Rush Hour 2', based in Hong Kong, so this why-- that's my hood. I have take care of them, then becoming a good friend. And now is a buddy."
>>63004224
Jackie's been in America for 3 decades and he still sounds like a FOB. No other big Chinese actor is like that. Only Jackie could get away with that broken English
>>63004224
This makes me wanna hear jackie do the American psycho huey Lewis and the news speech in his broken English
>>62997695
>you're not the only one with fast hands, are ya? WAHHH!
>DO YOU UNNASTAND THE WORDS THAT AH COMIN OUTTA MA MOUFFF? *smile*
>i said SHE was the bomb! ...SHE was da bomb?
>would you please tell mr juntao to get his ass down here, then?
>you got any eel? how's your... camels hump?
Carter's brother is such an underrated character.
