"Who's up past midnight browsing 4chan?"
“Alcoholics, the unemployable, angry loners..."
Which one are you /tv/?
If it's gotta be one of those then alcoholic all the way.
>>62995076
I'm definitely an angry loner and quite possibly an alcoholic but I'm certainly not unemployable on account of the ROTC program.
God this emptiness is unfathomable. I just want to feel something. Not that anyone here cares. Sorry, I'm drunk. Inexcusable. NYPD
>>62995076
All of them.
the unemployable
>>62995076
3/3 senpai
>>62995076
>time zones
>>62995076
None, I'm on my gap year then it's back to college. Getting a job later next year too.
>>62995076
Alky
>>62995076
>> the unemployable
Chronic illness is fucking awesome
![129168209082[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/VLtI52e.png "129168209082[1].png")
>>62995076
>work 12:30pm - 9:00pm Monday through Friday
angry loner
Definitely the angry loner. It's not past midnight where I am desu senpai.
you guys always make me feel better about myself
>>62995076
TRIFECTA FAG REPORTING IN
>>62995076
>Alcoholics
not my drug of choice
>the unemployable
for sure
>angry loners
i'm not angry
>>62995076
>impyling it's midnight
alcoholic angry loner
>>62995228
What did you in? Kidneys here.
angry loner
IT'S REAL NIGGA HOURS
All of them.
>>62995076
haha, joke's on you, I don't drink
>>62995076
A lot of A, some of B and a little bit of C
>>62995076
Angry loner
>>62996106
SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON SENPAI
I was an alcoholic but I've graduated to weed 24/7 now. It's becoming more and more expensive though as my tolerance rises. I have to buy a fucking oz every fortnight now.
>>62996315
>>62996106
what fuck
>>62996315
wait does senpai get autocorrected to senpai now?
senpai fa m f am fa m
>>62995076
Got me with all 3.
Maybe not unemployable, everyone is employable.
>>62995076
>alcoholics
21 here, i've tried everything from supposedly decent yuengling to trash coors but i can't stand the taste of alcohol. do i just have to keep drinking until i have an epiphany? i have nothing better to do and i don't want to be some straight edge loser.
>>62995076
all 3 baka desu senpai
>>62996416
You keep drinking it until your tastebuds die. Smoking will speed up this process.
>>62996416
keep drinkin or quit
whiskey, scotch, rum, vodka, etc
there are no other alternatives
>>62995076
All of the above.
>>62996106
>>62996315
>>62996352
100!! SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTOM F A M
German.
you forgot lazy students
>it's a 2 hours sleep night
>>62995076
angry loner
Angry loner with alcoholism lurking in the shadows.
I've had a rough few months, I just want stuff to distract me.
>>62996564
How did you realize you're an alcoholic?
Sde you binge drinking on weekends or are you on a constant buzz?
>>62996606
I enjoy it way to much and would rather be drunk then sober, but I think i'm handling it alright now knowing this. Haven't had any for a while even though I really do. Had a pretty long bender and I realized it wasn't healthy.
>>62996606
>binge drinking on weekends
>Alcoholic
You're an alcoholic when you need to to function, not stupid normie shit like 'weekends'.
>>62996655
cheer up guy.
good trip duble
>>62996695
alcoholics in denial are hilarious
>>62997034
nuh uh
homer shouldn't be talking shit, he's at least one of those things and it's a miracle he's employed at all
>>62997008
I try guy, I really do. It hasn't been fun recently, but things may get better.
Neglectful Night Nurse reporting in
All 3
>>62996416
>I've tried everything from beer to beer
I am a league of legends addict
Its fucking shamefull and awfull
>>62999030
You sicken me.
>>62999463
I'm not angry.
What about Euros, and Aussies? Are they just categorized into the same?
>>62995076
unemployable angry loner, former heroin addict.
>>62995076
You forgot students.
>>62995205
>None, I'm on my gap year then it's back to college. Getting a job later next year too.
Yep thats the official line. Every-time. Write me tomorrow anon. And the next day.
You forgot procrastinator, OP.
>tfw there was a time when everyone knew this hour, they just didn't say anything.
>>62996333
try cocaine, it will make them weed problems seem a little irrelevant.
what about people up past 6am
>>62996525
you sound like an unemployable angry loner to me, and if you dont have an issue with drinking while at uni there lies your problem.
The unemployable
>>62996416
Maybe try something that isn't beer you pleb
Why am I instructing someone on how to be an alcoholic
We are getting pretty close, fellow posters
Have you noticed the digits?
>>62995076
Alcoholic, underemployed, fairly anger loner. 2 1/2 really
>>62999680
>>62999710
they almost guarantee angry lonely and unemployable and if your natural reaction isnt drinking then something is definitely wrong with you.
>>62999748
seems like angry unemployable loners to me
>>62995076
>Europeans
>>62999463
But I do work. This is my day off this week
Rest is eleven hour shifts everyday
>>62996416
>21
Just you wait son. Im 27; if you keep drinking in 6 years you will love to drink hard whiskey and bourbon as much as I do
>>62995076
>Alcoholic
>unemployable
>angry loner
That's me. Thanks God I'm set for life. Thanks dad!!
Angry loner.
>>62999787
>if your natural reaction isnt drinking then something is definitely wrong with you.
>mfw you're right
>mfw I have schizophrenia
>>62995076
Unemployable and angry loner reporting in.
6:22am and I've been up and on 4chan since 4pm yesterday.
>>62995076
> mfw we call "past midnight" sleepy lighty-tighty time
> mfw we have sunshine right now (because of the metric system)
> mfw we all get out of our comfy-snoozy boards and go to work
> mfw you Colonials work all day while we switch off Her Majesty's sun and have a nice darky-resty
room for one more...
>>63000260
THE COUCH PLAN I JUST FILED WITH THE FAMILY LISTS ME, MY BEER, EL BARTO HERE BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU
all three baby
#winning
>>63000282
Do you have HIV as well?
>>63000268
Homer's a pretty big guy, I don't know if I could fit in there.
>>62995076
>"Who's up past midnight browsing 4chan?"
defenders of the white race apparently. did you you ever read that book Fatherland by Robert Harris? there's an absolute fuck-up of a Nazi zealot character called Walther Fiebes in it who's hilariously like a certain type of /tv/ or /pol/ poster
>tfw no money because no job
>tfw no job because no job experience
>tfw would rather jump off bridge than go back to college, especially nowadays
JUST
>>62999727
>go on 2 week coke binge
>drop £400 on 7g at 90% purity
>by the end of the two weeks I could barely walk up a hill
>not fat and I normally walk everywhere
>lost 2 kg in two weeks
>>62995076
Unemployed angry loner
im drunk, unemployed, but have gf and a wonderful community
2/3
not bad
>>63000450
Well you *could* do that, I guess.
>>62995076
angry loner
i guess i binge week on weekends especially during football season but i wouldnt call myself an alcoholic
>>63000547
>but i wouldnt call myself an alcoholic
few alcoholics would :)
>>62995076
>the unemployable
Probably fits best
I'm not particularly angry or alcoholic.
>>63000579
I don't NEED it, I just like drinking two bottles of vodka a day.
>>63000713
oh ok then, my bad. proceed
