What's the craziest thingyou've ever snuck into a theater?
hardmode: not including alcohol
pic unrelated
I guess just a couple bottles of wine
>>62993518
every time I try to sneak in my own crab legs the guards in the watchtower always notice
I once snuck my clothes into a movie theater by just putting them over me and acting real natural when going in.
I didn't get caught.
snuck a pizza in once
I folded it in 2 and put a paper towel around it inside my backpack shit was so cash
>>62993518
I took my glock 19 to see The Night Before with my gf on saturday.
>>62993518
a gun
Snuck my dick in my 14 yr old gfs pussy back in junior high. That's was pretty sweet.
>>62993614
>>62993610
>americans everyone
no wonder all these people keep dieing at the cinema
>>62993518
>starting a thread with an actual reddit picture
>>62993728
that's the exact reason I take a gun to the movies
>>62993731
>not knowing the origins of memes
smhtbhfam
Montreal-style poutine.
My aunt and my cousins went to see a movie once and because she had a very young kitten she didn't want to leave it alone for long so I wore some baggy cargo pants and kept the kitten in the pocket throughout the movie.
>>62993518
myself
dude weed lmao
Myself
>>62993518
4 Bottles of Hard Cider in my coat.
I had to open them on the cupholder of my seat.
>>62993940
yea this, I'd smoke behind the theater and walk in with a freshly used pipe in my pocket, prolly stunk up the theater
In and out
Shit was so cash
>>62993518
Me and my friends (who also go to /tv/) sneaked in two bags of cajun crab legs from The Boiling Crab into the third Hobbit movie.
It was mainly just a joke at first but it seriously was pretty fun. It did stink up the whole place though but nobody complained to management or anything like that.
>>62993518
Do drugs count? I shot up heroin in the back row watching TDKR
Long socks under loose jeans I can get 2 cans of beer each sock
>>62994341
Did the plane scene make sense?
>>62993728
>yuropoor can't even spell dying right
A kebab
Was pretty tasty
An erection
>>62994518
this desu
>>62993518
A cucumber for you know what.
>>62993790
>she will nevery forcibly titty fuck you
why even live
When I went to see Spiderman 3 my friend took three Whopper Jrs out of his pockets
