Will you be watching tonight, /tv/?
No I'm an adult
Pic looks like a veritable suicide squad
>>62992688
Whatever you say buddy
>literal interracial romance skit
WOw
>>62992667
Daysi is fine yo
Anybody got a stream?
>>62992736
aha
>tfw Star Wars is back
feels good bros :^)
Carrie Fischer is prime gilf and she confirmed she used to fuck nerds at cons probably wont do it anymore since shes in movies again but im gonna go to one and see if i can land in her hotel room man s
>>62992776
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/abc-live-stream
>>62992667
Either daisy is tall as fuck or the Dindu and JewJew are manlets
PART TIME
>>62992935
Daisy is only 5' 7". Boyega is 5' 11".Clearly there's some witchery afoot.
>>62993093
boyega is 5'9 or something m8
>No Oscar Isaac
No thanks.
>>62993138
Oh shit you're right, I must've typed in my height or something.
Does all american television have this many commercial breaks? This is ridiculous.
>>62993234
No this is stuffed with them, usually about half as long.
>>62992667
>huge forehead grill
>huge midface guy
>protruding mouth ape
The fuck is going on?
>THIS
SHIT. It's like pottery.
What did he mean by "this"?
>agent carter has a black love interest now
Anyone else really bothered by Rey when she's running away from the TIE fighters and yells "we've got one"
You should have such a clear voice when you're running full sprint
daisy has a crazy face
Daisy is a big girl
>>62993601
for you
Carrie has her feet up on the couch. Degenerate, I hope they burn the couch.
>>62993093
Yes, those are called heels.
>John going full nignog
Daisy looks likes she does blow off of hookers.
Damn Daisys smile is going full horror movie
>>62993647
would bang
>>62993631
she seems like an aging starlet trying to draw attention from the new hotness
>>62993631
thats some odd body language. is she uncomfortable sitting next to JJ?
>this R2 commercial
>all the nerds watching this show will never have a cute girl to send a remote controlled R2 to anyways
Does Daisy seem nervous? And why is Driver even there if he cant even talk about rather his character pulls the mask off? This is his very first press interview for this so why not make an impression with the new Darth Vader actor?
Disney: "muh meme secrecy for movie thats whole script leaked!!"
these are pretty good advertisements tbqh
yuros and upside down people should take note, our advertisements are great.
This is neat
that kid came to fuck bitches
Kid walked out there with a limp. JJ beat him up for asking too many questions.
>>62992688
kill yourself
lol! the kid says hi to R2
>>62993879
Either that or a strut. Probably got some from Carrie back stage. Stay tuned.
>i got a layaway on some power converters
>>62992667
ill probably watch a clip of it on youtube then trash the movie in the comment section and give it a thumbs down. might call for Kimmel to be cancelled if the consensus in the section is positive.
>>62993942
you're doing the lord's work
>have cast of biggest movie of the year
>Disney marketing team says dont actually ask them anything about the movie
>so can only focus most of the time on a autistic kid
What a disaster
RIGGED
>>62993763
who wouldnt be? he is a fucking creepy pedo kike
What the fuck is that kid? He's not in the movie is he?
>have you watched Star Wars
>>62993992
just a typical star wars autist soon to enter puberty. there's still hope for him if he abandons his autism and tries talking to girls.
>>62993992
He's a future /tv/ poster. Show some god damn respect.
>>62993966
I can just imagine the freshfaced 30 something year old business majors attributing all the success of the Episode VII marketing exclusively to their clandestine policies and utmost secrecy rather than the simple fact that people love Star Wars. No one gives a shit about spoilers, if during an interview an actor has to look to the director to answer rather he takes his damn hat off at some point in the flick then you know that expectations of artistry or success are much much too high.
>>62992667
i have that same lightsaber
now to go kill myself
>>62993647
>>62992667
>no luke or oscar isaac
>Running Wars
https://youtu.be/Sr5a6_ZQa3A
>>62994287
She looks like that bitch from Defiance
>>62992935
You autistic fucking neckbeard. Leave your den of shame and go outside. It's called heels.
>>62992688
>adults criticize the interests of others
>ON 4CHAN
Shitty adult tbqh
>>62992667
I hope Carrie Fisher doesn't make that stupid duck face through the whole movie.
>>62996248
carrie fisher probably sucks off everyone when she's off her manic meds
what an old dirty coke whore
>>62992667
>no Oscar Isaac
>>62996532
He weaseled his way out of the media blitz.
>>62992667
let's see
left to right: faggot, jew, hag, scary, basket ball, literally who?
>>62992667
I'm glad Anthony Daniels isn't in this, he's such a fucking prick. Makes Brent Spiner look like a balanced man with an appropriate awareness of his place in the world.
Boyega's an ugly manlet
>>62992854
>she used to fuck nerds at cons
If it was nerds it was alpha nerds, it'd be hard enough just trying not to cum in your pants if young Carrie Fisher asked you to fuck her in a hotel stairway.
>amerimanlets
I was actually behind the theater tonight getting autographs from all these people.
>>62997649
Boyega is English you dumb faggot.
>>62996507
You still would tho. We all would.
>>62997678
He's black, not English.
Daisy ridley is the new emma watson. pretty and posh but can't act
>>62997871
say dat tew muh face bruv
JUNGLE IS MASSIVE
>>62992667
>Looking forward to seeing Oscar Isaac
>He's not there
>>62997891
Are you slow? Star Wars isn't for whites anymore.
>Carrie Fisher has her arm around her
you just KNOW
I'm not a racist, but the black guy is just really unsettling to look at.
I'm glad the Star Wars franchise is being revived, but he's simply unpleasant to have in my line of vision. don't want to pay to see 2 hours of him.
>>62997910
>Oscar Isaac
>white
>>62997891
He's not going to be a major character in the second movie not the first
Someone is going to have to help Rey raise her half black baby since Finn will run off to learn from Luke
>>62992667
Why do this on Kimmel when Jimmy Kimmel is the sort of person who doesn't give a shit about Star Wars and probably would think it had something to do with Captain Kirk if he weren't forced to know what it is because of his job in showbusiness, when there are legitimate geeks with talk shows like Conan O'Brien on the air?
Why wasn't this on Conan or Colbert? Why put it on the jockiest jock shit jock show ever? Even Jimmy Fallon knows more about Star Wars than this dude.
>>62997942
>Conan
Conan has 300k viewers.
>Colbert
He's not that into shilling shit and he's also 3rd in viewers.
It would have made more sense to do this on Fallon. Most 18-34 year olds.
>>62997942
ABC = Disney
