Why does New York pizza always look like rubber in television and film?
I thought you guys brag about having good pizza
>>62991575
the best fåm
>>62991575
Most of those in tv and film are in Manhattan, the top tier stuff is all in Brooklyn
The best slices have thick crusts that are fluffy, not that pretzel stick shit.
anyone can make a pizza any way they want it doesn't fucking matter what geographic location it happened to be made in
jesus christ people are retarded
>>62991575
I prefer that to really thick pizza desu, not even from Jew York either.
>>62991631
Face it, your pizza is shit-tier
>>62991575
Good NY pizza is just a meme, everyone knows Chicago shits on everything else
>>62991675
the altitude and local air pollution plays a role in the taste of the pizza anon
>Americans
>Knowing anything about real food
pick 1, friend
>>62991692
I need to try that.
>>62991692
That much cheese would keep me from being able to shit for like 3 days desu senpai
>>62991692
>>62991600
>deep dish
>>62991692
why the fuck is that slice levitating senpai
also east coasters are full of shit, literally any socal pizza place is as good if not better than muh authentic italian pizza
>>62991710
>yuropoors
>knowing anything about food, real or fake
>>62991600
>>62991692
Why are you fucks posting a lasagna in a pizza thread?
>>62991600
>>62991743
Not deep dish my confused friend, it's Sicilian.
I'm partial to Little Caesar's myself.
>inb4 deepshit fag spam like every god damned pizza thread
>>62991600
Literally looks like a lasagna.
>>62991772
If the crust takes up more than 50% of each bite, it's fucking trash.
>americans will eat this
>>62991744
There's a metal implement being used to serve it. You can see the handle desu senpai
best pizza is in jersey desu
>its a /sp/edditor thats bad at posting on /ck/ and has to make his reject shit here thread
>>62991692
>asahi
>deep dish
Awesome desu
>>62991688
Your taste is shit tier.
>>62991733
You really don't. I've had it, in Chicago, trust me it's disgusting.
>>62991692
>America
I can't fathom voluntarily eating something so fatty.
One slice is probably 500+ calories alone.
>not eating exclusively thing base
Why don't you just pour some ketchup on a slice of bread, same shit.
All american pizza is garbage, they're basically just hot slices of cheese
>plus tip
>>62991791
poverty pete has entered the thread
>>62991901
I'll give you a tip you cunt. And it ain't made of paper or metal.
>>62991907
>He thinks he's not poor
topkek.
american food is trash, and anyone who thinks that they can make anything decently is a delusional turd.
>>62991806
Spumoni Gardens is arguably the best Sicilian in NY, although some would say DiFara.
>>62991894
If you're not Italian, you have no say. I've seen non Italian euro pizza and it's an abomination. At least in America we have a sizable Italian population that knows how to do it
>>62991744
Dubs confirm
>east coasters are full of shit, literally any socal pizza place is as good if not better than muh authentic italian pizza
HOLY SHIT THIS.
I've eaten dozens of slices in NYC and the majority are nothing special. The best I had with a friend who grew up in Brooklyn is maybe in my top 3 at best.
A pizza is instantly shit if it contains any if the following
>deep dish (not a pizza)
>thin crust cardboard shit
>chicken as a topping
>pepperoni, aka the meme topping
>some hipster cheese that tastes like shit
Anything else to add?
>not living near a Pizza My Heart restaurant
sucks to suck
>>62991964
Anchovies, are a top tier ingredient.
>>62991964
Yeah, add that your entire post is wrong.
>>62991921
I'm not rich but little ceasers is fucking trailer park tier. love yourself and go to papa johns
who /whitepizza/ here?
>>62991955
The typical NY slice joint in 2015 is not what it once was. Most of the old places are gone (many of the classic ones are now tourist traps, too) and there's a ton of "Ray's Famous" shit-tier joints run by Middle Easterners that serve hot cheap garbage.
>>62991600
Looks like shit, friend.
>>62991955
You got me curious, what are pizzas in socal like generally? Deep or thin? Are they loaded with toppings or more minimalistic?
>>62991985
Anchovies don't go on top pizza. Pizza goes under anchovies.
>>62992078
That's fine. It tastes magnificent and is renowned as one of the best in the capital of the world.
>pineapple on pizza
Here is a quick guide to pizza for american friends:
Does your pizza look like one of those in the pic? If so it is a pizza.
otherwise IT'S NOT REAL PIZZA GET THE FUCK OUT
>>62991937
>leaves straight off a bush on a pizza
>>62992130
I normally would agree with you but there's joint near the resort I work in called Triple P which is pineapple, pepperoni, pesto and it's fucking great
>>62991710
Go eat a toast sandwhich fucking europoor
>>62992206
Choke on a dick, wop.
>>62991575
It's because the water in New York is exceptionally good, not because of anything they're doing to the pizza itself.
>>62992164
>2 meat toppings
Why haven't you committed suicide yet?
>>62992206
>burnt crust
>randomly scattered, uneven cheese
>carelessly placed whole basil leaves
nice meme
>>62992130
>>62991964
>mfw getting chicken and pineapple pizza
fuck your traditions m8, shit tastes good to me
>>62992206
Fuck you
I love pizza.
>>62991964
You forgot to add mayo
My favourite Pizza, which I make at home regularly is on a thin home made base, sauce of 50% Tomato, 25% BBQ, 25% Mayo, thin layer of Mayo, Bacon, Chicken & Pepperoni
>>62992257
>>62992192
you're a big pizza
>>62992255
>shit tastes good to me
As expected from pineapple pizza lovers
>>62991575
Because that's actually how it looks senpai. Jew Yorkers have deluded themselves into thinking that their floppy toppingless triangles are good.
>>62992257
Deepdish fucking sucks.
>>62992312
this.
>>62992262
hello my english friend
>>62992314
why?
Chicago has the best pizza. Pic related.
>not eating superior New Haven pizza
>>62991710
Food capitol of the world anon, stay jelly of our superior cuisine.
>>62992348
There's no sauce on top, how the fuck is a mouse supposed to use that as a swimming pool ?
Of all the countries I've been to, France had
- by FAR -
the WORST fucking pizza I've ever had in my life. It was as if they didn't understand that concept of dough, tomato sauce, cheese, meat. They failed miserably at trying to make their own ~unique pizza le style francais~ and it was absolute fucking garbage
>>62992360
>Cut in a retarded fashion
DROPPED
>>62992360
>All that fucking grease
>>62992314
I shall call you deepdish.
>>62992344
The crust is terrible and the innards are difficult to eat slop.
>>62992407
I've had french( Normandy ) pizza and the bread is thin flat and they just put a layer of ham on top, it was shit. European food is such shit.
>>62992407
>goes to France
>eat pizza
I'm glad you got ripped off.
just picked up a broccoli pizza, my local makes better pizza than anything in this thread
>>62992435
Well, if you're a retard who doesn't know how to use utensils.
Let me know when mommy stops feeding you Gerber.
>>62992454
That looks like literal shit.
>>62992299
for who?
>>62991575
I live in Russia and cheese pizza in a Sbarro nearby looks exactly the same.
>>62992454
>That microwaved cheese
That shit looks like pure garbage.
>>62992454
That pizza looks like it came out of a fucking vending machine
all the pizza in this thread looks fucking garbage compared to anything out of an australian pizza joint, why are americlaps and yuropoors so bad at food?
>>62992501
...in jail
>>62992454
Looks like a pizza Lunchable.
>>62992513
>australian pizza
in how many ways can it kill an average person?
>>62992549
I don't understand.
>>62992513
>He's never had Chicago pizza before
>>62992549
Go to bed, hijab.
>>62992549
Haha what the fuck, is that flan in the middle ?
>>62992471
>>62992490
>>62992501
>>62992525
Oh that's right, Amerifats aren't used to seeing vegetables on pizza
>>62992513
Post a pic then, you massive shitposter.
>>62992549
>>62992566
>says pizza
>posts pasta
Can someone explain this meme?
>you will never enjoy me & ed's pizza unless you are in Central California
Lol new York and Chicago faggots would will never enjoy the crunchy crumb bottom and best crust in the universe
>>62992531
as long as you don't get any spiders in it you're fine m8
>>62992566
>he's had chicago pizza before
its good senpai but aussie pizza is another league
>>62992591
>those anemic tomatoes
>all that grease
Now I understand why Americlaps have trouble holding in their shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G0HPofcr6E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KB3A4gB_pG4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdUNrwufBhQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaiIph3vIBo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwkaOmkt940
>>62992594
That's a pizza anon, what are you blind?
>>62992549
>>62992591
Pepperoni is the only pizza topping worth a fuck. It's greasy enough to soak into all the cheese. Pineapple and leaves and shit are for faggots
>2015
>not eating brazillian pizzas
>>62992579
The only thing in your pic that I'm not used to seeing on pizza is Kraft Singles
>>62991600
Dude mah nigga!!!
LB Spumoni FTW
>>62992631
forgot my image
>>62992454
>yuropoverty portions
>paying exorbitant markups rather than making your own at home
it's better and cheaper
>>62992517
>>62992591
These novelty pizzas are cracking me up.
>>62991702
And the local water source.
>>62992666
not bad, most places charge for the mustard drizzle
Tried my hands at some homemade pizza. Turns out cheese slices don't substitute very well for actual mozzarella!
>>62992686
That looks like shit
>>62991692
>>62991575
>>62991600
>>62992454
>>62992616
>>62992686
>that's what americlaps call "pizza"
>>62992001
Ain't no papas in the hood senpai.
I live in NY and I want to punch every person that talks about pizza. It's fucking bread, sauce and cheese, there is nothing to be snobby about. Kill yourselves.
Any sneak these bad boys into the cinema?
>>62991600
lmao had l&b yesterday
>>62992752
Are you Italian?
I get Olives as the only topping on my Pizza, and I dip it into Ranch dressing.
>>62992735
>this is what cheese actually looks like in America
>>62992752
One of those is a yuropizza, I'll let you figure out which one.
>>62992752
I'm from London m8
>>62992454
Who /thincrustorbust/ here?
Deep dish actually nauseates me
>>62992766
Argentine, we are more italian than Italians
>>62991600
Looks like a murtabak
>>62992757
>heavy metal poisoning
>>62992735
Did you cook it with the plastic on?
>>62992735
Maybe next time you can try taking the plastic off the cheese slices
>>62992807
>>62992808
Sequential hivemind
>>62992752
Don't lump us all in with deep dish heathens.
>>62992791
Post an Argentine pizza.
>>62992773
>>62992807
>>62992808
I actually had pizza for lunch today, in NYC. I think that fits the thread's theme pretty well.
>>62992785
Deep dish really is awful.
>>62992807
>>62992808
>plastic
Huh? The clear wrapping is actually cellophane, made from cellulose, and is actually edible. I eat it all the time, it's healthy and acts like fiber.
>>62992686
Homemade pizza master race
>>62992257
this looks like absolutely sloppy shit that some wasted chi-town cook threw together on accident.
>>62992897
If you can't eat it like pizza, its not pizza
I'll go a step further and say that if you can't fold it like a taco it isn't pizza
Fuck pizza, who /stokedforturkeyday/ here?
>>62992848
>>62992410
thinks square cut is retarded.
>>62992952
how about this one, senpai
>>62992952
Mmm, pizza.
>>62992735
>>62992952
New Yorkers are so fucking dumb holy shit
>>62992940
Did a homeless man with STDs and hemroids that ate a burrito the night before take a shit on that pizza? I honestly can't tell.
>>62992735
>>62992897
>>62992954
>>62992982
Are those crabs alive?
>>62992975
Is there a pizza under that bush? I can't tell.
>>62992735
IS THAT AN AMOEBA?
>>62993000
Chicago plz leave
>its a pizza thread
>>62992982
I'd rather just have all that seafood on a plate
What's the point of the pizza format?
>>62992975
Looks like an Italian pizza covered in leaves. Unimpressive.
there can't be anything wrong with this one
>>62993004
Yes we eat them this way in my country
>>62993036
>its pizza bread
thin crust is GOAT
>>62991692
> that mushy cheesy saucey mess on top of that burnt ass rock hard crust
Most disgusting thing posted itt.
this is a good thread
>>62992458
>needing to use utensils.
>>62993075
>hay as a topping
Are you supposed to eat the shells too?
Domino's stuffed crust is the GOAT. I almost wish I could just order piles of stuffed crusts.
>>62993066
>>62993005
>americlaps hating veggies
nothing new
That's what we call lunch around here.
>>62992986
I haven't had one of those in forever, seriously considering making a late night run to Taco Bell now.
>>62993124
Absolute shit. Looks like dried period blood with fungus growing on it.
>>62993122
Who /whitesauce/ here?
>>62993075
>fucking dinosaur egg toppings
What's the stance on eggs as a pizza topping?
>>62993141
Plain white sauce? Too much will make your teeth go grey!
>>62993124
>blobs of cheese
Why?
>>62992954
>>62992982
I am a seafood lover, but this is disguisting
>>62993145
hardboiled-disgusting,
raw, delicacy >>62993075
>>62993145
>>62993163
>>blobs of cheese
it'stofuricotta
>>62993183
>someone unironically paid for that crap
>>62993145
Might be good 2bh.
>>62991600
if i was from a culture that didnt have pizza then that would look disgusting to me. like saucy bread with fungus growing on top of it
>>62992798
>>62992897
>>62992954
>>62992982
>>62993075
>>62993127
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>>62993176
Man I'm fucking dying !!
>>62991943
I got pizza once in Geneva it was fucking disgusting. No idea what that mess of sorta cooked dough, paste and glob of cheese was but didn't finish a slice
>>62993236
Brazilians should never be allowed near pizza
My local joint has the best pizza. Tell me this shit doesn't look delicious.
>>62991692
>>62993283
That shit doesn't look delicious, faggot.
>>62993283
Finally something that looks edible.
>>62993283
That actually looks pretty good.
>>62993283
100% cheese?
Bueno...
>>62993110
>eating pizza with your barehands
Absolutely savage.
>>62991964
>A pizza is instantly shit if it contains any if the following
>chicken as a topping
>>62993301
>>62993312
>cheese only
Meme tier desu senpai
>>62993283
>mfw there are big bubbles on my pizza
>>62993283
just looks like pizza hut who cares
>>62993339
I like other toppings, but I like margerita the most desu
>>62993364
Nigga, I think it looks mediocre, but even I can see it's way behind Pizza Hut.
>>62991692
this guy knows what's up
>>62993339
There's literally nothing wrong with a plain cheese pizza.
>>62991846
>floppy toppingless slices flooded with grease
>quality
Pick one
you guys need to learn to enjoy the average pepperoni pizza instead of adding all this shit on it
yall niggas have so much toppings you should just call pizza tops
>>62993336
>not a bottle of Rex Goliath Chianti
YOU HAD ONE JOB
>>62993425
>chicagofag
>>62993339
Good source of calcium senpai
>>62993409
>so i told the chef to put 50 hot dogs on the pizza
>he actually did the absolute madman
superior topping coming through
>Americans argue which shitty pizza is a little less shitty and offend rest of the world by calling those piles of puke after European locations where pizza is 10 times better.
Priceless.
>>62993425
https://youtu.be/u5AZhjhbxf8
>>62993429
What's even all of that?
>>62993110
How do you eat it? With your hands?
>>62993478
I'm sorry senpai, but it's 2015, not 2003.
Seafood makes for the dankest toppings, lets be real
>>62992392
My only explanation for this is that most of Europe hates Italy and Italians way more than America ever has or ever will. Calling ketchup on toast "pizza" just seems like an excuse to troll them.
>>62993478
go to a pizza place that doesn't have shitty pepperonis
i mean if they have shitty pepperonis they gunna have shit everything else
Why is this thread in /tv/ and not /ck/ or /int/?
Now it belongs in /trash/.
chevre with pistachios and truffle honey
the patrician choice
>>62993536
Speaking of /trash/ when the fuck did it become the furry board?
>>62993475
If you aren't Italian then fuck right off, europoor.
>>62993564
>the Italians are good at Pizza meme
Americans invented cars, but holy crap have they been surpassed at that. Pizza is the same, the creator isn't always the best.
>>62992898
Retard.
>>62992549
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>>62992954
>>62993075
>>62993127
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>>62993512
WHY ARE THERE OLIVES ON ALL OF THEM
WHAT IS THE PURPOSE
WHO MADE THAT DECISION
>>62993583
Which country are you from?
>>62993604
>hating olives, the essential topping
Just picked up this bad boy :)
>>62993613
The Congo
>>62993563
Since furries realized it was ok for them to post there. It's a /b/ overflow board, and all I can say is that it's about time.
The point of /trash/ is that unless it is pedo you don't really have any right to complain about the quality of the content.
ITT: americans think they can into pizza
>>62993628
Nigger why does your pizza have birdseed and chocolate powder on it?
>>62993668
Is that fucking pretzel crust? Did you order that from Pizza Hut?
>>62993708
I think Dominos does the pretzel crust thing. I haven't had them in years but when I did have them it wasn't very good.
>>62993694
ITT: europoors delude themselves into thinking they make better pizza when the truth is the only pizza that matters is Italian pizza and American pizza
>>62991600
Thought that was a gore until I opened it.
>>62993708
It's from the Hut but it's not pretzel crust. Just garlic Parmesan seasoning. Very yummy.
In Rhode Island they got this shit called "party pizza". It's just Ragu on bread, and they have it at EVERY FUCKING PARTY AND COOKOUT. And if you try and order a "plain pizza" at some of the pizza joints around here, they leave off the cheese. Just sauce and bread.
