>"Yo, spit some poetry Anon."
lovely, im always so lucky
people try to stuff me
with
garbage
but i fly away like a partridge
COO COO COO COO
its da sound of duh obese
>tfw muss hart kacken
was muss ich jetzt tun senpai?
Fattest bag around, tell the law what I don't fuck with
Saddest firm around, tan the dogs if they barkin' on me
Bag filled with white, lightsword in the drawer on me
Lean my body in and I wake up with some liquor on me
>>62988676
thank you
>>62987711
Why don't you dre? Without jay ghost whispering it to you
yo
yo yo
yo
yo yo yo
yo
yo yo
yo
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
YO
>ay
>yo
>niggah
>>62988676
:3
who dis?
You're a big guy.
Morpheus, Dorpheus, Orpheus
Go eat some walruses
Orifices, Porridges
Morpheus, Morpheus
Going to the Buffet and Walruses
Corpheus, Corpseses
Worcestershire sauce
Go into your orifices
Red pill, blue pill
Morpheus, Walruses
Seashells by the Seashorpheus
Morpheus drinking a forty in a death basket
>>62988622
kek
They're like stanzas, each one rhymes with the last.
>>62988767
>arrrhghgg
roses are red
violets are blue
I want taytay to step on my balls
( ._.) ( ;_;)
>>62987711
Ann Hathaway of My Heart
>>62988778
LOL
>>62988676
>covering mouth with hand
disgusting pig, that's how you get people sick.
yo, bibbity bobbity boo
I'll give you somthin to chew
ya rhymes be shit, ya hairdo too
go home, ya beard be hollran at you
Yo i may be white but my neck is red i spread miracle whip on my wonder bread
>>62988789
How is that last line delivered?
>>62989016
despondently look at the ground, the sigh heavily and look up with tears in your eyes
>>62987711
ITS YA BOY
>>62988726
i'd listen to this post-ironically, other NuHipsters prob would do. you gotta make the beat be generic sounding too. Think vaporware but for the streets
Sicker than your average nigger killer
Twist niggers heads off
Etc etc.
in the fast lane
hundred miles per hour
hotline blinging
60 dials an hour
high tuition
cuz the colleges foul
costs an arm and a leg
because knowledge is power
got a girl that could make
greek goddesses sour
make it rain an april shower
so I may pollen her flower
using tactics that could make
the most powerful cower
some can't into rap
so I'll change the main scheme
If you think you feel in charge
I'll give you a bane meme
uno farto in your face
skip to 3:17
one more meme
to give you one more chance
thumbs in my belt loops
in my CIA stance
oh, you're new to /tv/
that's what I figure
hitlersmiling.jpg
captcha:mein nigger
I be hitting up the blunt, my eyes be redder than the devils
You cant fuck with me, im on another level
You wanna start some shit, you gettin into trouble
You wanna end up dead? Talk some shit, ill grab the shovel
peter piper picked a pack of pickled peppers
then he slag some h and fuckt yo bitch
>>62987711
nigger
triggered
big lipped nigger
JUST [x4]
3:17 3:17
*it's a black male thang*
>>62987711
CIA battle stance
Bane crash Mosquito man
Capeshit star space
Sheev post JUST face
>>62989296
needs uno frato 3:17
>>62987711
WASSUPP?!!?
WASSUPP?!?!
MONEY
MONEY MONEY
Gimme a word to rhyme
>>62989346
Orange
ok ok ok im black
you dont what its like
to without a stack
when i breath, all i smell is crack
not dirty cheeks, but a needle and a strap
think of me
next time you say
"fuck you nigger, go away"
I'm not lawful make this pussy stop talkin'
You're not one of the gods, you're one of the god awful
We all got gimped when lookin' at your Fox
Bitch stick to Smash 4 and losin' by four stocks
>>62989372
I beat your wife like i'm in clockwork orange
splatter up in her like my dicks a sporange
Now if you shoot my dog, imma kill yo cat
Just the unwritten laws in rap, know dat
YO, CHECK IT
THIS ONE GOES OUT TO ALL THE BIG GUYS OUT THERE, WHO DIDN'T THINK I'D MAKE FIRE RISE
FUCK ALL YOU HOTHEADS
IT WAS ALL A PLAN
USED TO CHASE AFTER THE MERCENARY
THE MASKED MAN
BUT NOW IM UP IN THIS BITCH WRITING THE FLIGHT PLAN
ONLY GOT ROOM FOR THE TRUE FAAM
DR.PAVEL MASKETTA MAN
>>62987711
UHHHHHHH
money money money
bitches bitches bitches
money in da club
bitches in da hood
niiiiiiigggggaaaaaa
*drops mix*
>>62989530
That's a million dollar song right there.
Uh yeah uh yeah
Listen
I smoke weed erry day
And I find bitches to get laid
I got gold everything in my place
That it makes your lambo a disgrace
My pace in the race is just the chase I need. To speed and lead to the top speed of the charts so that all of the haters can see where I be
>>62989170
good stuff
"Smoke weed every day"?
I don't think so but you do you
I like to drink water, that's how I do
I don't hit women 'cus I'm a nice guy
747's are my favorite way to fly
My 22s aint chromed out
but neither is the rest of my bicycle
Keeping on my hustle is what I'm about
So I can buy my kid a tricycle
UH Uh check-check it!
Staring out my window
I brush my hair
Getting dressed to meet my friends
But I don't know what to wear
Commercial shows on my T.V
About these cool designer jeans
That I put on at the mall
I changed the channel and what do I see
Hannah Montana's wearing my jeans
Ashley Tisdale's wearing my jeans
KeKe Palmer's wearing my jeans
I just can't believe they wore those jeans like me
O.M.G (oh oh woah oh oh woah)
O.M.G (oh oh woah oh oh woah)
She wore those jeans like me
O.M.G (oh oh woah oh oh woah)
O.M.G (oh oh woah)
She wore those jeans like me
Like me, me, me, me
Like me, me, me, me
Like me
She wore those jeans like me
Staring at the mall window
My finger drew a smile
I thought about how cool I'd look if I had them on right now
I'm anxious, excited, they're on my mind
It feels like Heelys are racing on my spine (Ooh-iee)
I just can't wait to call these my jeans
Everyone can look at me in my jeans
I can go anywhere in my jeans
But I still can't believe they wore those jeans like me
O.M.G (oh oh woah oh oh woah)
O.M.G (oh oh woah oh oh woah)
She wore those jeans like me
O.M.G (oh oh woah oh oh woah)
O.M.G (oh oh woah)
She wore those jeans like me
Like me, me, me, me
Like me, me, me, me
Like me
She wore those jeans like me
1, here comes the 2 to the 3
Not it's the T.R.I double G
Why, she's got those cool new jeans now sittin' in the J.E.T, but she's fly
You might see me in a video or a TV show, MTV, Nick, HBO
Jenna could be a model on a fashion show, look there she goes
ABC 1-2-3 That girl wore her jeans like me
I bet she's mad 'cause I look fab
Ha-ha-ha-ha, jack my swag
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But mine look new and her's just look so old
So old
So old
Read more: Jenna Rose - My Jeans Lyrics | MetroLyrics
>>62989372
I could rhyme with orange
if I said something foreign
I'm a devil
on my head is two orange horns
i guess i shitpost
because I'm too forlorn
ring on my middle-earth finger
but it really is Sauron's
his pupil glows orange
should I really go on
If i did i could probably make this
an entire orange song
>>62989372
orange, porridge
i eat u up and shit u out like
a sausage stuffed with
ur pathetic life and weak
stories, boring
>>62987711
I'm a spiritual lyrical miracle
With rhymes that's un-hearable
Writin' checks that's un-clearable
My career be like a geometric Ray
And Heifer from Rocko's modern life-
It's un-steer-able
Plus I got a lonely hearts club band
That's Billy Sheer-able
My talents like the one autistic kid in class when he teacher be assigning groups for group projects-
It's un-peer-able
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h9EQaEl55o
Yo yo yo niggaz
Yo
Niggaz eat my dick uh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6iefP8lf3o
itsme.gif
>>62989573
i just do it for the lulz
>>62987711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uja3W-ibifc
>>62987711
GREEN AND PURPLE GREEN AND PURPLE GREEN AND PURPLE.
>>62987711
Jay-Z is such a fucking piece of shit god damn it fám
UH YEAH UH
UH
YEAH NIGGA UH YEAH
UH
YEAH
YEAH YEAH
UH UH NIGGA YEAH
Everywhere I look, normies I see
Normies to the left and to the right of me
They don't know my feels, I just want a girlfriend
But I mustn't break, I mustn't bend
Just love of some kind, a hand to hold
"Just be yourself," I am constantly told
Most are disgusted by what they view
So I put back on the mask, big guy for you
I say I'll make changes starting tomorrow
But changes never come, not even in sorrow
Days pass me by like bitter cold
The years go round, I grow old
People are settling, they all have a wife
But I have not begun my life
It's too much, I cannot do it
One chance at happiness, and I blew it
Nothing in life, no legacy
Generations of fathers, and it ends with me
I am nothing but an empty shell
I can already here the funeral knell
Empty chairs, empty casket
People will walk just right past it
I'll order that helium tank one day
One day never comes, I learned the hard way
I have no other outlet but rage
Fuck you, fuck this thread, sage
So while I wait for my doom
I post on a board for little girl cartoons
I join in this culture of hate
Against those people who did not wait
It's all I have left in this sad life of mine
They still don't understand, they just think I whine
What I wanted in life will never be
Nothing left to do but just go RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Came on my plane
Les Baines outta Spain
Big guy with me, so come and see
Got the man in the mask, and his secret stash
Don't have to plan, don't have to crash
Itin is his name
Flight plans is his game
Let's call Maimen, let's run a plane
Squeeze on my loops
Lick on my gun
The natural bald head, please don't touch
First find a prize
Second find a plane
Third find a bag, to hide the ho face
Real name Wilson
I said the first one
To start to talk, gets to stay on my aircraft
Smelled like hired guns
Pavel shoulda run
Told Bane to strip, and show me it
While he did that
I didn't want the cat
So I flew out and never came back
.
.
.
Suck a big guy's dick or something [4x]
They live on the street and they hustle for fame
Some kill for a livin, some sling cocaine
Because it's now a lifestyle and a full-time job
And if you live in compton, it's like at mccobb
From block to block everybody's bad
And if you don't know where you're at, then your life's been had
Cause they walk in the street with intentions to meet
Some sappy lookin punk with fila on his feet
And if you try to act tough, well mr. tough, you're through
Cause everybody's a family, if not, they're a crew
I'm here to give some advice advice run
Cause if you're ever in compton, you better bring a gun
We're out of order, your honor?
You're out of order.
This whole court is unimportant
You fuckers are walking corpses.
You better pray
When you see me put that nine up in that pussy, ho
Cock it back slow
Rock it back and forth, wait for the nut, then let my trigger go
BOOM!
Pussy-guts all over the room
If you ain't seen it
Then you're fiendin'
For the meanin'
Of that nina of doom
2 inches in and, uh, 4 inches out
You back that nigga that pack that gat
And hit that indo-sack
It's like that
Cannabis seteva got me stuck on stump, fool
All it take is a way, a fat green-bud blunt and a stunt
Cause it's that nigga that work 'em nigga deep
And block creep
And witness murder, baby, kill a seed
Once it'll make you vomit
Guts in a mama's baby, nuts in a bottle, maybe it's common
Biatches keep fuckin' and suckin' and keepin' it comin'
With they drama. POP! It's baby killa season
Put 6 in the clip, put it up that clit
And watch them baby's brains
Drip out that fetus
Bleed, it's that nigga that kill 'em
I'll fill 'em all full for that sicc reason
Season of da siccness broodin', got me trippin' for no reason
Guess what daddy's bringin' home for supper
Nigga nuts and guts and slabs of human meat, motherfucker
Now eat! Cause daddy's workin' hard for you, real, huh?
Killas run around everyday that's why I'm hard for you, nigga!
Now eat!
yo yo
you suck bows along with hoes
youre so gay that you dont know what to say
youre gay
Every day I'm postin'
All kinds of memes
These newfags I'm roastin'
Crushing their dreams
Go back to Reddit
I say with a smile
That's right I said it
Now keep reading while
I finish this verse
Don't hate my style
'Cause yours is much worse
That is it though
Off to pornhub
But before I go
Check out these dubs
>>62987711
SICKER THAN YOUR AVERAGE NIGGA KILLA
i'm a spiritual lyrical miracle
a dream meme mean machine
UH
YO
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRTSUVWXY AND MOFUGGIN Z NIGGZ
>>62991486
El-P, pls.
normie shits on my board
seriously
normie shits ill cut you with my sword
get out reeee
>>62987711
Driving my Chevy through the streets of LA
>posting two shit-tier rappers
Put it together I rock hoes yall rock fellas
>>62989222
Least autistic response in the whole thread. Props.
HWÆT, we gardena in geardagum þeodcyning þrym gefrunon
>>62987711
>See Eye Aye Eye Ame, Bane? Aye. On the plane the biggity biggguy bane, maskman asks for pain for you. Nothing sayes Pavel, dr brodr only one in the plane, in the plan, expect extremely loyal royal pain to pull and paid to grab. Get them fire start on broader, off course he goes. Thrown gun out of craft to rise be for you shoot.
protect me from the evil patrician
without the pleb, he makes no decisions
he cannot see, he has no vision
regret is his pain, a constant incision
they cannot move, they lack the pistons
they have no hope, their fate is crimson
Aha, ayo
Who would've thought that a white boy would bring hip hop back?
Yo, I do it for the real hip hop you know what I'm sayin'?
Fuck Drake, real hip hop
I'm a spiritual lyrical individual spiritual miracle lyrical individual spiritual miracle individual
Skippin' and flippin' and dippin' and skippin' and flippin' and dippin' and illest to killest the skill is the realest
I'm the realest of the realest
I'm bringin' real hip hop back don't you ever forget it
Fuck Lil Wayne and the government's corrupt
Fuck the government cause I don't give a fuck
I'm the realest in the game cause I'm underground
Fuck that mainstream shit cause I don't give a fuck
I'm a spiritual lyrical miracle lyrical spiritual illest of miracle lyricals flippin' and dippin'
Real hip hop, don't you ever forget it
It's that underground shit, it's the white boy that said it
Real hip hop, don't you ever forget it
It's that underground shit, it's the white boy that said it
>>62987711
my name is
Yukon Cornelius
make your girl delirious
sippin brandy with abominable snowmen
so mysterious.
got a private dentist
no easy way to end this
step to me? you'll see that Hermy wouldn't recommend this.
Rudolph got his swag on
from dusk up until dawn
fuck salma hayek in the sleigh
before she wakes up we will be gone.
>>62989296
Sounds like a part of "we didn't start the fire: /tv/ edition"
>>62988676
Oh c'mon how was that deleted but the thread still up?
>>62993203
Nice
I can't be beat cus my digits repeat.
im violent and I aint no bitch im always q uick to tell ya when my nuts itch
>>62993208
This needs to be made.
I recite the script to The Phantom Menace
I could've stay unto the fifth dimension,
Suspendin' images eventually quit the venture,
Cos I remembered everythin' I sorta didn't question.
Shifted paradigms,
And sorted through my inattention
And I was sorry for myself,
Truly the sinner's sentence.
Hated my body for it's boundaries
In this livin' lesson.
And I would learn with an impediment
A kid forgettin'
So as these storms would approach I didn't bring the pets in,
I never figured out decisions I just did the best thing.
And on retrospect was restin' in a nest of splintered dentures
Adolescence was so testing.
I didn't take the pressure well,
And still it is arrestin'.
The depths within this wishing well.
It's hard to be festive.
When talkin' often think of hell,
And how I saw it empty.
I owe a karmic debt,
And I ain't even started yet
It's gettin' harder yet,
I'm makin' crafty art from death.
Hardly barter sweat, blood,
Master darker than the aftermath of sunset.
Am I done yet?
yeah i'm done
>>62993345
>I'm a huge fag
>used a big word
>now I'm literally sucking on a dick
>am I done
>guess not slurp slurp om num num
>time to suck another one
AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
*smacks lips profusely*
SO HOL UP HOL UP
*steals*
SO U BE SAYIN
*gets jiggy wit it*
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
*eats a skittle*
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
*checks for nearest KFC*
U BE SAYIN
*collects welfare*
HOL UP HOL UP
*licks teeth and smacks lips*
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
*does the crip walk*
SO U BE SAYIN
*opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
*tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer*
WE GON BE
*dindu nuffins*
FINNA WE GON BE
*sucks air through teeth*
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
*pulls up sagging pants*
SO WE GON BE
*instinctively looks around for police*
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
*faints and then gets up repeatedly*
SOM FINNA
*scopes dem titties*
SO WE GON BE
*shouts at movie theater screen*
SOM FINNA
*chucks spear*
AYYYOO SOM FINA
*sets down cotton bale*
HOL UP
*strokes welfare check pensively*
WE GON BE
*throws gang sign*
SOM FINNA
*swings from basketball hoop*
WE GON BE
*grabs dick and shuffles left and right*
SOM FINNA
*participates in a drive-by shooting*
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
*converts to Islam*
U SAYING WE GON BE
*repeated World Star yelling in the background*
SOM FINNA
*sells crack*
SUUUUU SIIIIIIIII SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*evolves from a primate*
>>62987711
Aint no man as chill as I
Don't be fooled though that's a guise
I'm the devil in disguise
improvising your demise
Have you villified
make you lose the will inside
Stand on top your chest and cry
CLEVELAND
Where the ill reside
And if he still still replies
notice that shit's ill advised
So cold that I chill bones until the blood solidifies
With this pen I devise something much less civilized
it's illegitimized in the eyes of those that villanize
I'll hit between your daughter's thighs so hot I cauterize (caught her eyes)
Got a rise out you like an out of body vibe
Poppin pills until my eyes dilate a mile wide
I'm high it's no surprise that my sobriety's been ostracized
Can't say that I empathize you should have known my temper's high
Best believe that I keep it live like the end is nigh
Until that day I'll ride like Drive
Puffin lye on 65
Until my mind is mystified
Just twist one up then kiss the sky
>>62993345
That was actually pretty good.
>>62989170
dope
>>62987711
I'm callin to attention
all these dubs that I be gettin
Yeah your mother I am bendin over
Says my rhymes are so bitchin
that I got her pussy itchin
. . . .never sober. . . .
So what you got a lot of brass balls
to be braggin on that tiny dick
my mind is mighty and my rhymes are always on time
I bust through your hive cause I always get the honey
oh look out, I'm stackin money
watch out, I'm packin dummy
step to me and you'll get blasted
nothin personal I hasta cuz
So what ya got cause I'm on it like how
So what you want cause I got it right now
Yo fuck your rhymes and fuck your tiny boner
and you all know I don't own a cellular so call your girl up and she'll tell ya heard?
>>62993480
>aspie detected
Sitting at home watching season 12 of Survivor
With your mom on the couch while I ride her
Psych we're not actually watching Survivor
I'm just having sex with your mom
Without any TV in the background
MY RHYMES AND RECORDS THEY DON'T GET PLAYED
BECAUSE MY RECORDS AND RHYMES THEY DON'T GET MADE
AND IF YOU RAP LIKE ME YOU DON'T GET PAID
AND IF YOU ROLL LIKE ME YOU DON'T GET LAID
>>62993044
upvoted this underrated post
>>62987711
The money got crazy
then i did got lazy
but it's comin' so easy
because the whole world needs me
>"spit some poetry"
What does that even mean?
