what would CAP have done if he had found out?
>>62987155
WHITTED the shit outta him
Why is Falcon an avenger?
Not only is he of average intelligence, but his super suit sucks ass.
>>62987155
>you're telling me I've faced down alien robots and gods and you had a problem taking down with inch high second storey guy?
Banter would have happened
>>62987155
Cap disappointment is almost as powerful as Superman disappointment
>>62987155
>That's it Falcon, you're grounded! No white women for a whole week!
>>62987212
Because's a black man in 2015, come on
>>62987212
Why is Hawkeye, he uses arrows instead of guns like some kind throwback
>>62987210
>>62987249
>>62987286
predictable and pathetic, as expected
>>62987320
Lighten up, big guy.
>>62987290
I agree arrows are stupid, but he's actually almost Super human.
He has crazy fucking assassin skills and can kill most people without his bow.
Falcon has nothing.
>>62987212
because he saved cap ass during the winter soldier and didn't get killed when they fucked up the helicarriers, he earned it, altough that ant-man shit should be enough to revoke membership
>>62987290
>Why is Hawkeye
Hawkeye is a complete madman
>>62987320
>as expected
hello reddit!
Ant-Man would had beat Cap easily too.
>>62987671
Unlikely 2bh. The Cap would probably be able to see him.
He has ridiculous vision and instantaneous reflexes. If he can spot, near and dodge bullets coming at him from a distance he can probably deal with ant man.
>let's not tell captain america about the guy that can shrink to the size of an ant
>>62987391
lol this
>>62987803
MODS FUCKING FAGGOT
>>62987155
More importantly we should discuss how awesome Civil War is going to be.
>>62987998
anyone who eats trash reddit meme food like this should have their citizenship revoked
>>62987453
Holy shit.
watched ant man last weekend
top 3 marvel movie
it reminded me a lot of spiderman 1 by raimi
>>62987998
>Captain America: Civil War move playing
>"It Ain't Steve" comes on
>>62987453
holy shit
>>62987998
It's going to be pretty good
>>62988040
I'm sorry how about this. This better for you?
>>62987453
HOLY SHIT
>>62987155
Revoked his status to shittiest Avenger.
Oh wait ...
>>62988088
>sour gummy shit
>moist sweet cupcake
Just the worst thing I've ever seen.
I like his metal wings. You faggots know that if you had those you would feel cool. Come on now.
>>62988059
Stop trying to make this a thing.
>>62987998
I just want to see Spiderman
>>62987453
What the shit? This better happen in a movie.
>>62987453
Isn't that Bullseye?
ayy
>>62987902
If ant-man stops giving a shit and goes for the kill he could wipe Cap from existence.
Ant-man's problem is he's really bad at being non-lethal.
>>62987155
Put him back in the hotbox
>>62988506
Nope, Ultimate Hawkeye. He was just a genetic (non X-gene) freak with super-powered eyeballs or somesuch.
>>62988302
this
>>62988040
Agreed.
>>62987998
>it's another situation causes tension amongst the heroes that ends in them fighting each other until a big bad causes them all to unite again movie
how are they doing this a third time and getting away with it?
>>62987210
Put him across his knee and spanked him 1940s style. That's the rules and Sam must abide by them.Wanda gets in trouble just so she can be "Cap-Spanked"
