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Why didn't Blofeld's brain torture seemed to have none of the effects to Bond? Is there an explanation in the movie? Was Bond just lucky? Or did it actually work an the last 30 minutes of the movie is just in the mind of a lobotomized Bond and we don't know it yet?
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>>62975525
I hope the latter
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The writers didn't care and audiences these days are too stupid to care. You'll remember that seconds after the torture failed to work (or do literally anything) there was a large action sequence with multiple petrol explosions and Bond pew pew shooting bad guys. That calms the normie's brain and lets him quickly forget any perceived inaccuracies.
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The second half of this film really failed to deliver on a somewhat promising first act/half. The whole 00 retirement plot line was piss poor. Im just not sure what the writers were thinking with Blofeld and his motivation etc. and how it all unravelled, it fell totally flat.
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i thought for sure they were gonna do a thing with him thinking that his new frenchfu was vesper due to the brain fuckery, and it always being used to explain future womanising or something. like it made him think all women were the same or some shit
but then they just dropped it and it turns out he was fine
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>>62975525
I asked my friend this, he says that the first drill went through his jaw not hitting any brain, as seen through the Xray next to Blofeld. As for why the second drill, I didnt know if it had worked or not. I chalked it up to Blofeld not being as methodical and intelligent as he thought he was, basically thought he knew it all when he didnt. Its the weakest part of the movie for sure though, would have been better to just stop it in between the first and second drilling.
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Thanks for your honest opinion and thoughts, anons.

On a side note, I wasn't that much disappointed of Spectre than many others. It was of course pretty forced and artificial but with Spectre now all Craig movies are tied together somehow and feel like a big story arc. I kind of like that.
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Maybe Blofeld was just fucking with Bond.
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>>62976057
Would suite the character somehow at least.
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The mental gymanstics that people are going through to defend this flaming pile of garbage they called a Bond film is the only entertainment I'm getting out of it
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>>62976010
>I wasn't that much disappointed of Spectre
exactly. Everyone who I've spoken to who wasnt reddit said it was very enjoyable, and I agree. It was probably my second favorite Craig film under Casino Royale. /tv/ reddit is wrong this time.
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>>62976439
>Anecdotes and personal opinion are the cornerstones of explaining why a movie is good
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>>62976010
>with Spectre now all Craig movies are tied together somehow and feel like a big story arc. I kind of like that.

I don't

it even diminishes those earlier movies for me, because Spectre was pretty fucking retarded

perhaps the very worst Bond movie in terms of story/ scripting. The dialogue was lazy, the plot was utter garbag, with only Kojima of MGS-fame being worse in tying everything together, where once you were content in finding no connections

the only thing that dulled its retardation was that it, like Skyfall, was a pretty-looking movie
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Remember that scene where Blofeld shows that video of the dad killing himself?
How was that NOT a setup for a Fight Club twist, where we find out Bond actually killed the guy himself and then convinced himself it was a suicide? Mental Trauma and shit?
I mean the way he screams for her not to look and all, it was a perfect setup.
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damn that girl is ugly
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>>62977591

That would have been dumb, a better twist would have been a flashback to moments before that Bond confesses to him being there when White killed himself and providing the weapon the bigger picture is to stop Blofeld's scheme and she can do all her hating of him after they've escaped
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>>62977662
I distinctly remember she had a really cute nose.
The OP pic isn't the most advantageous shot of her though.
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The only memorable part of the movie was the opening sequence.
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>>62977664
I'm not really sure how that video was suppose to cause a rift between Bond and the girl. All things considered Bond handled that situation the best he could. He and White had a long history, if he bashed his head in in anger, nobody could blame him. Well, the girl could.
But, the guy was already dying and the whole scene is about Bond telling this dying man that he will protect his daughter. What a heartless bastard.
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>>62975525
>show up at madman's facility with no plan
>give up weapon

>Shoot something with pressure gauges on it
>entire facility explodes
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>>62975525
It actually ehanced his perception. Enabling him take out a helicopter with a single .380
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>>62975525
shitty writing, easy as that
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>>62978513
All I could think of during the entire movie were scenes from Austin Powers
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>>62978717
a sophisticated brainwashing mechanism we like to call a "brain drill"
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>>62979188

Austin Powers would have at least explained Austin's mojo kept him from forgetting
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>>62975830
They really messed Blofeld and wasted his talents.
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It was me James! The author Ofal Yapain!
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>>62979400
You got the quote wrong fag, he says

"It's me James. The author of Oliver Yor Payne!"
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I was so fucking angry when realised that lobotomy didn't work out. I was literally yelling in the theatre like
>HOW THE FUCK IS THAT POSSIBLE?!
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>>62979565
be careful with that, one time I did that they wouldnt let me take the penis inspection when I came back a week after
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>>62978426
i think it was more that he just didn't want her to see her dad suicide, weird execution tho yeah
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this fucking shit left me spassing uncontrollably on the floor in the theater for half an hour. The way people clapped and praised the movie, YUCK! HOW CAN THEY NOT FUCKING EXPLAIN ANYTHING AT ALL REGARDING THE LOBOTOMY SCENE?!!?!?!?! HELLO?!?!?!? HE WAS FUCKING UNSCATHED BY GETTING FUCKING DRILLED IN HIS FUCKING BRAIN, HELLO?!!?! EXPLAINATION PLEASE HELLO WHAT THE FCUK GARGABAGE SHIT
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>>62976057

I think so as well, he is Blofeld after all.

Terrorizing Bond and his loved one at once sure is effective, if only for sheer terror.
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specter was shit
but it did make me want to watch blue is warmest colour again
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>>62977662
she looks better in MI4 which is also a better movie
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>>62978513

Because it was entirely different in old Bonds, right?

I remember when people literally invoked the "Why doesn't he just shoot them" meme on this very board.
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>>62975525
Blofeld's motivation to fuck with Bond was pretty weak and imo the worst thing about the movie.

Although the torture scene was bullshit too.
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>>62981271
I think it's just the obsession with continuity.
I always felt like James Bond was a codename that is passed on. Having "Bond" actually be a family with mansion and shit kinda defeats the purpose of a secret agent. Imagine if Batman just called himself Bruce Wayne.
It also creates all those time and tech inconsistencies. Was James Bond really ALWAYS the same guy? He must be old as fuck by now.
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>>62981443
It's pretty obvious that the Craig era is meant to be a full reboot of the series. Let's see what they do in the next one, especially in case Craig really quits...
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>craig
>bond
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>>62980935

Tom Cruise please
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>>62975873
>i thought for sure they were gonna do a thing with him thinking that his new frenchfu was vesper due to the brain fuckery

I'm pretty sure they lifted lines from Casino Royale to imply that. Weren't there words in the OP scene borrowed from the recovery sequence at the end of Royale?
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>>62975525
I thought it went into his jaw or cheekbone or something
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>this part made me want to jerk it in the cinema
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Made about as much sense as seeing Connery scream as Goldfinger's laser cuts into his genitals, but still goes on to fuck some chick at the end of the film.

These days you'd still have plebs and retards arguing that it was a weak laser that only singed his pubes, or that it only cut off one ball.
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>>62984597
Her face is a solid man/10. Body is wank material, though.

>That extra in the background glancing at the actress in the center of the frame while every other is pretending to not notice as instructed
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>>62984680

They gave the dude an impossible task.
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>>62984680
there is no way a guy in real life wouldnt look at her ass as she passed by
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>>62984680

And she doesn't have a manface. She's certainly not 10/10 facially but the fact that she's not classically "gorgeous" is what makes her sexy as fuck, if that makes sense.
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>>62984597
>gets chased by assassins
>packs $8000 designer dress
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>>62984597
>can perfectly see the outline of her legs under that dress

Good heavens
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>>62984597
Tha scene was weird. As soon as Batista showed up the passengers in the train just vanished.
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>>62984890

Now that you mention it...

Although to be fair, if I'm in that car and a dude the size of Dave Batista starts kicking off, I'm probably just going to quietly take my beer and fries back to my room instead of getting involved.
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>>62984978
but bond got fucking thrown on the table behind them out of nowhere, the couple had just vanished into thin air

piece of shit garbage movie, so much fuckery

no explaination on why bond didn't get mentally retarded from the drilling either
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the waifu absolutely fucking ruined the movie in the last act

>small arc where she gains trust for bond and eventually fucks him of course
>we're somewhat made to give a shit about their relationship by finding out that she gives a shit about him in the lobotomy scene
>couple minutes later she just leaves out of nowhere for no reason
>she has zero lines for the duration of the movie
>suddenly bond has to save her for no reason
>suddenly bond retires from being 007 to presumably keep fucking her

the hyper-realism of her character just turning into a boring cunt that will literally just walk out on you after a while for no reason at all was jarring

she went from being a sessy ass gunslinging cumdumpster to a normal streetwalker-tier useless cumdumpster
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desu i think the bond series is fucked. it's complete shit and lacks any charm now. martin campbell made the last good bond movie.
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Why didn't Mr White just tell Bond the coordinates of the secret base? He makes Bond find his daughter, get his daughter to take him to a hotel, hope he figures out how to get into the secret room, and then find out where he's supposed to go from there? It just seems like a lot of unnecessary steps - especially since Bond has fucked every woman he's met in the series and half of them died shortly afterwards. Why do that to his daughter when she was safe?
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>>62984680
really?
https://youtu.be/dGmDQhBTok0?t=42s
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>>62975658
i was wondering how he could fire a submachine gun flawlessly with 1 hand while his motor skills were apparently drilled to dust
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>>62985177

>Bond and his friends are still hunted by SPECTRE
>she just decides to walk away because why the fuck not
>he just lets her walk away despite the fact that she can get killed or tortured for information
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Who /spectrering/ in here?
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>>62975525
the watch obv
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>>62978572
I remember him being fucked as fuck in the previous movie due the shoulder bullet injury, seems he's fine now, better than fine.
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