Is this the greatest superhero villain performance in years?
>>62971404
its a shame he is in such a awful show that i quit by episode 3
hopefully someone uploads his best bits on youtube
>>62971449
so basically, you couldn't get past scenes like >>62971461 before the plot actually got interesting?
>>62971461
BIG
>>62971404
not at all
Tennant keeps trying but he just doesn't have anything to work with
>>62971461
If you didn't chuckle at that you're a diva.
>all black men are heroes or sexual gifted studs
>all white men are either annoying betas, diaperfags or mind-control rapists
>all women (including lesbians) are strong and powerful and able to overcome the evil white man's oppression.
>white men hate the word "rape"
>even the drug addict black guy is painted as a good guy who helps Jessica, "Go in there and help those people, that's your super power!"
>but it's ok to beat the shit out of white guys because they're evil and creepy.
it actually doesn't come as a surprise at all that this show was directed by a lesbian jew
>>62971518
honestly I don't know that much about marvel or comics in general, but from what I've seen on this show, Kilgrave is the only villain that really matches someone like the Joker. Easily one of the best Marvel villains, comparable to Magneto. Maybe it's just Tenant working his magic.
>>62971518
Scrape the sand out of your vagina, Jessica Jones is great. You probably disturbed by the mind control subject matter what with living in 'surveillance state Britain
>>62971493
hey im not one of those /pol/tards but the amount of sex scenes and the character herself was just unappealing to me
some Alchoholic bimbo isnt really interesting to me and i love david tenant but there wasnt enough of him in the 3 episodes
>>62971404
thats not kingpin
You losers say the same predictable shit over and over
>>62971650
>kingpin killgrave team up
wew lad
>>62971644
the first three episodes are kinda retarded. quite a lot of gratuitous sex. the show decides to have a plotline around 4 or 5.
>>62971659
I'd love a more modern update of this exchange.
>>62971461
Why is /tv/ so full of buttmad jealous virgins?
>People having sex bothers me
Fucking grow up
>>62971699
really? guess i can give it another try for tenant
this aint no daredevil son im just not enjoying it from the start
>A sniper could solve the situation in few seconds
Lots of problems were caused by Jessica's stubborn attitude "No we don't kill him, we need him alive".
Also Jeri Hogarth was a real bitch who caused a lot of troubles just for her own good, I wouldn't say she is a positive character at all.
>>62971731
>i enjoy excessive sex scenes in my television and film because it contributes to much to the plot
fucking braindead retard
>>62971699
it has plotline from ep 1, you just don't give a shit.
>>62971731
The sex scenes don't really serve a purpose. They feel like padding/fan-service when they're this abundant.
>>62971735
>I wouldn't say she is a positive character at all.
no but she seemed like only one who had her shit together,had some tact and class,etc. basically despite her cheating and her resting bitch face she was still the broest of them all.
>>>/co/
looks like you lads are posting on the wrong board by accident
also why didnt we get a sex scene from the fucking amazing lawyer milf and her young assistant???
had to watch that awful bimbo get railed for a collective 10 minutes but no lesbian sex scene?
>>62971765
it is kinda weird how there's like 10 sex scenes in the first three or four eps and then barely any for the other 9 episodes that are mostly about Jessica vs Kilgrave.
>>62971771
well its not like there is anything better going on. I will take more sex over jessica counting streets for 1000th time. also no good show is without fan-service
>>62971752
>>62971771
Normal people have casual sex. Maybe when you're older you'll understand
>>62971589
I think I just started laughing when the bed broke and asked myself what the hell kind of superhero show I was watching
>>62971803
>casual sex
kek. thats just what sluts do and media pushes it so they can sell movies about having sex and how if you go 40days without sex you must be defective
>>62971893
most people consider it weird to go an entire month without sex. not because the media pushes it on them, but because they feel like having sex, at the very least, once a month.
>>62971893
It's painfully obvious you're a virgin
>>62971926
well if you have some to have sex with I would say at least 1s a week you should have sex (kind with forplay) but notion that you have to run out to the bar for a 1 night stand just to get your fix is idiotic.
The shittiest part about comic book villains is that they always lose, even when they're right.
The good guy always wins because capeshit is made for kids.
>>62971979
Go post about much you like South Park some more
>>62971965
>if you have someone to have sex with you should do it at least once a week
>w-w-with foreplay
Nigga you either fucking gay or you a fucking virgin... I literally bang my girlfriend 5 or so times a week because the other 2 I don't see her. What is this 1 time a week shit? You ain't ever seen pussy in yo life.
>>62971979
read books like nemesis,hyperion ,irredeemable and others like it
>>62971803
>Normal people have casual sex. Maybe when you're older you'll understand
Normal people also take a shit, piss, eat, whatever every day but we don't need to see our characters do that every episode (unless it's important to the story) now do we?
>>62971979
>capeshit is made for kids.
not that that'll stop you taking a minute interest in it amirite anon. in your 20s, 30s, 40s, probably 50s and 60s too
>it's a "/pol/ virgins ruin another perfectly good jessica jones thread" thread
>>62972011
you need some foreplay and teasing for good arousal. if you just fuck like a rutting dog, there is not much pleasure in it(unless you have not had sex for a while)quality is important if you are having regular sex.
>>62972081
>obsessed with preteen girls
>calling other virgin
>>62972056
women on the toilet seems to be a sign that their life has gone to shit. both this show and shameless had it.
>>62971610
>all black men are heroes or sexual gifted studs
>all white men are either annoying betas, diaperfags or mind-control rapists
>all women (including lesbians) are strong and powerful and able to overcome the evil white man's oppression.
>white men hate the word "rape"
>even the drug addict black guy is painted as a good guy who helps Jessica, "Go in there and help those people, that's your super power!"
>but it's ok to beat the shit out of white guys because they're evil and creepy.
It can't be this bad, right?
>>62972112
>preteen
dunno about you, but Kiernan is legal where I live, family.
>>62971701
OOPS! I shot mySELF!
>>62971610
>>all women (including lesbians) are strong and powerful and able to overcome the evil white man's oppression.
if you are going to make shit up at least make it plausible. you are wrong with many female characters of the show but the most clear case would be the blond friend who is clearly projecting her needs onto jessica and constantly feeling sorry for herself because she can't call out killers or take a taser
>>62971610
>>62972128
i'd also like someone to confirm whether the show is really this bad
>>62971610
>one show makes a statement on how everyone is
>>62971953
>2015
>virgin shaming
lol enjoy your pathetic shameful degeneracy, normie
>>62972106
It's the frequency that's the issue here you dumbass, the foreplay comment just made you sound even more beta
>>62971735
well, it's one of the few times with capeshit that the hero had a good reason to not kill a villain. trying to save Hope was one of the really neat things writers conceived in this show.
>>62971702
>>62971953
>>62972011
>>62972081
>all these virginity haters
try to hide your envy, degenerates
>>62972201
He's oversimplifying but yeah pretty much>>62972128
>>62972201
>>62972128
No its not that bad. It does have a lot of gays, for a second I wondered if the same people made sense 8 but they act just like regular people. except for luke cage there are no normal people(even the ones that show up for 1ep) in the show, they are all broken some in some way.
>>62972128
within 20 mins of episode one, she's found her black stallion and starts fucking him. this is before a few scenes of her being haunted by evil white megalomaniac, Kilgrave. He's actually supposed to have purple skin, but as a stylistic choice, they used Tennant's natural skin colour for this show directed by a jewish lesbian woman.
she watches in jealousy as the big black man (with superpowers, Luke Cage) dicks some other woman. Basically the first few episodes are about her riding Luke's dick, lots of sudden cuts to them having loud, energetic sex, as well as some plot scenes while searching for the evil white mind-control rapist. She rejects a few beta whiteys on the way.
>slams the door in the face of white neighbour telling her she and Luke are having sex too loudly
>white manlet meekly asks Jessica out to go to a movie, she just looks at him like he's retarded. This is before she lets Luke destroy her bedframe in the heat of wordless, passionate fucking.
and then..
>tortures and beats the shit out of Kilgrave every chance she gets, insults him relentlessly, brings up how disgusting he is sexually and how small his dick is
>has to control her overwhelming hatred of him even though she knows she could pummel him to pieces with her super strength because she wants to do the right thing and put him behind bars.
>old white parents who violate their son are described as the cause of the main villain (kilgrave)
>lesbians are shown as strong, intelligent, loving, sexually liberated, collected although victimized by evil white men
>even the black drug addict guy who was controlled by Kilgrave is painted as a good man just trying to do the right thing and a friend of Jessica.
>celebrates all her victories by riding on Luke. Luke is actually getting a spinoff show about his own BBC adventures in New York coming out next year.
That's basically the best summary of what the show is like I can think of
>>62971404
>villain
He was the only likable character.
>>62972245
if you have satisfying sex you need less of it. if you suck at it then you need it everyday.
>>62972269
Im sure there is some self hate in those posts
>>62972128
It is.
Even the one white guy in the mind control group is made fun of by everyone.
>>62971404
Not bad. If he's experiencing the self-satisfaction particular to people who stand out as having done a good job in what's otherwise a bloody awful ruin of a project I'd say he's justified in it.
>>62971404
Based Tennant holding up a show by his lonesome again?
>>62972308
>I've never had sex and don't know what I'm talking about
>Better wait five minutes and spout some top shelf shite in the hope of sounding profound
>>62972308
not the anon you're replying to... but it is painfully obvious you're a virgin
>>62972286
>>tortures and beats the shit out of Kilgrave every chance she gets, insults him relentlessly, brings up how disgusting he is sexually and how small his dick is
But I thought that guy can control her like mentally. How is it even possible for her to do all this shit?
>>62972409
he wants her to love him of her own free will but she's a slave to the BBC
>>62972409
you will understand when you watch through the show
>>62972286
>within 20 mins of episode one, she's found her black stallion and starts fucking him.
the comic opens with her taking it up the ass from him.
>she watches in jealousy as the big black man (with superpowers, Luke Cage) dicks some other woman
true. if she was a man that would be grade a stalker behavior but she does have problems.
>She rejects a few beta whiteys on the way.
they are all losers. comics had an ok white guys but here 1 literally likes to walk around in diapers and may be having sex/strange play with his sister.
>lesbians are shown as strong, intelligent, loving, sexually liberated, collected although victimized by evil white men
you mean cheaters,cold ,manipulative,lusting for Kilgraves powers,stereotypical jail lesbians,etc
>even the black drug addict guy who was controlled by Kilgrave is painted as a good man just trying to do the right thing and a friend of Jessica.
that can not be the case?
>celebrates all her victories by riding on Luke. Luke is actually getting a spinoff show about his own BBC adventures in New York coming out next year.
Im not sure if its true but I think lukes show would be better. also they have sex like 4-5(all in 2-3 eps) times tops. by ep 6 he founds out she killed his wife and calls her a piece of shit.
>>62972342
he does not get enough screen time/lines to do that.
>>62972409
his powers doesn't work on her because they just don't
good writing, huh?
I take it this is abysmally worse than Daredevir, right?
>>62972434
>implying I'm going to waste my shitposting time with blatantly obvious propaganda pieces
>watching kekold the show
>>62972474
>I take it this is abysmally worse than Daredevir, right?
I won't say its worse but its not as engaging. its a show about shit people kind of trying to deal with their shit but supporting cast drops the ball and overall story is like a long boring movie.
Bane?
>>62972474
if you think daredevil is good this show is probably right up your alley
Show peaks at episode 10 and then it turns to shit.
basically it's worth suffering the first 2-3 episodes for the middle episodes where david tennant and jessica jones dynamic really hits off but then it falters out at the end when you know he has to die because his arc is over.
AY HOL UP
>>62972578
he will ride eternal. shiny, and chrome
>>62972539
>>62972591
what is this, dank memes general? you got to be sheeving me
The episode where they stop crime together was pretty good.
Also any episode where he makes people kill themselves
>>62972623
Nah, this is the cúck general
>>62971699
Daredevil did the exact same thing with violence.
The first 5 episodes or so had tons of "Look hoe gratuitous and edgy this violence is" before moving past it.
Its one of my only complaints about Daredevil.
>>62972625
>The episode where they stop crime together was pretty good.
Im only halfway done with the show but i think there is no such ep
>>62972661
>halfway
It happens later.
>>62972658
They had a lot of compelling secondary characters and the MC wasn't an insufferable cunt.
>The Purple Man isn't actually purple
CAPESHIT
NOT EVEN ONCE
>>62972658
And the girl was cuter and it was not a kek show
>>62972703
how can they show how evil white men are if the main villain is purple?
>>62972703
that kind of shit takes budget brav
>>62972713
her personality was shit.
>>62972772
>>62972703
Its not about budget, its about keeping things "realistic".
A purple guy would be really obvious.
>>62972286
>within 20 mins of episode one, she's found her black stallion and starts fucking him
picked the fuck up
>>62971461
I remember when I broke the bed while fucking once. The bed in question was only a couple of weeks old, and the frame split down a weakness in the grain of the wood.
We slammed our heads together and both ended up with concussion
>>62972772
>her personality was shit.
says the one watching a show of a girl fucking a nigger, c-uck :^)
>>62972834
did you not see >>62971461 ?
>>62972835
>that feel when not enough amateur porno where shit like this happens
>>62972877
God, she's gorgeous.
ITT:
insecure manchildren unable to enjoy anything
>>62972945
t. paid shill
>>62972835
>We slammed our heads together and both ended up with concussion
how weak is your skull?
>>62972845
they are the same girl but Daredevil girl acted like she was hot shit,as if she had moral superiority and stuff
>>62972945
But.. But... I would be drowning in pussy if the black men weren't taking them all! My problems are in no way related to my shitty personality and general uglyness.
>>62973020
t. nigger
>mfw when a blond one "takes control" during sex
is this what they call sex positivity? in pron they call that femdom
>>62972945
are you a white middle-class virgin?
>>62972442
>the comic opens with her taking it up the ass from him.
so it's a kek show based on a kek comic?
>>62973043
i want cu/co/lds to leave
>>62973039
white lower class 37 year old german man with his fair share of pussy since 17
>>62973145
>german man
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>62972987
The bed broke down the middle, and I was thrusting pretty hard at the time, so my body was moving forward. I honestly don't know; it just really really hurt
>>62973145
>37 year old german man
Are you a literal paedophile?
>>62972128
It kind of bothers me because I enjoy jj and luke in the comics but for some reason they decided that the show with an interracial couple had to go all out turbo progressive "all white men are evil"
>>62972591
WE WUZ
>>62973324
HEROES
This has got to be the one of the most tumblr/sjw/feminist/anti straight white men pandering tv shows ever created
He was cooler when they didn't actually show his face. Then you find out some puny britfag is the villian, he doesn't look intimidating at all.
>>62973331
DINDU NUFFIN
>>62973391
WHERE THE WHITE WYMIN AT
>>62973373
thats the point, he's not intimidating.
>>62973405
I hate this show so much.
Black guy + white girl = HARAM
>>62971787
Writers finally got to the level where they understand what producers, who choose to air episodes out of order be they story or production, knew for years.
Murricans are retarded shits that need skin or blood in order to get into a series. Intriguing plots, character chemistry, development of characters, world building, and plot progression? Absolute trash. We need titty titty titty ass titty titty in order to have an engaging television experience. All that other faggy art shit can come afterwards, if at all.
>>62973473
>Black girl + white guy = HALAL?!
>>62971404
No he's fucking cringeworthy
Tbqh this show feels very disjointed and confused as it progressed. First episode killgrave is a super evil moriarity type. Episode 2 on he is just sitting and watching rugby. The police guy makes no sense either, i was mind controlled its time for hulk smash. Jessica had no development and stayed the same hurr fuck everyone but kilgore is too stronk.
Overall a decent show, BUT it dragged for way too long. 10 eps instead of 13 would be better and cut all those redundant boring shit sideplots.
crazy twin neighbours
cop guy
divorce drama
whole victim group
1-4 episode were ok, 5-9 were good, 10-13 was shit.
>>62973543
>Black girl + white guy = HALAL?!
>>62974600
cop guy was just to introduce nuke into the marvel universe.
>>62974739
ye I get that, its just he was introducing for way too long and way too annoying
>>62971404
He did literally nothing wrong.
>>62972128
>>62972286
>all black men are heroes or sexual gifted studs
>all white men are either annoying betas, diaperfags or mind-control rapists
>all women (including lesbians) are strong and powerful and able to overcome the evil white man's oppression.
>white men hate the word "rape"
>even the drug addict black guy is painted as a good guy who helps Jessica, "Go in there and help those people, that's your super power!"
>but it's ok to beat the shit out of white guys because they're evil and creepy.
>slams the door in the face of white neighbour telling her she and Luke are having sex too loudly
>white manlet meekly asks Jessica out to go to a movie, she just looks at him like he's retarded. This is before she lets Luke destroy her bedframe in the heat of wordless, passionate fucking.
>tortures and beats the shit out of Kilgrave every chance she gets, insults him relentlessly, brings up how disgusting he is sexually and how small his dick is
jesus
>>62974600
I felt that way too but I wonder if it's because i binge watched the entire season in a little over a day. If I watched the whole season over the course of a few weeks I wonder if it would have been different. Or I may have just lost interest instead.
>>62974600
>all that stupid lesbian divorce bullshit just to have her get whacked
>starting the stupid as shit support group to have a reason to bring in kilgraves folks
>and then having the group fuck everything up by letting kilgrave go
It's like everything good went into DD while average/bloated bullshit just went into jones.
>>62971610
>>62972286
>>62971404
Yep.
