https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSjkUzlHxK4
YOU?
WOO
holy fuck, calm down Ooga-booga
>>62963221
That seemed so... I can't put my finger on it. Just strange
THIS BIG YO
Its just as hammy as the original
>>62963372
OOGO
WE. ARE. ACTING.
Christ, that's terrible.
Even the prequels have a more Star Wars-y feel to them.
Why the fuck is Luke's daughter british? Sheev's daughter would be though
what generic sci fi movie is this??
This movie is going to be shit.
>>62963221
The main character has a British accent?
Dropped hard
>>62963385
JewJew's Star Trek movies did the same thing, where people are constantly shouting
I DONT
KNOW WHAT
TO DO
>>62963464
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN
>>62963221
Why are they releasing this shit
Im already bought tickets STOP FORCING ME TO WATCH THEMOVIE
>tfw this movie looks so bland and safe that even boyega seems like an excellent choice now
JJ'd again!
These two are soooooo cute together.
Seriously just adorable. My guess is they have a happenstance "meet-cute" in the desert, and this is what leads them to the Falcon. Neat that it wasn't their first choice. They'll have to use the old Corellian "hunk o' junk" to get off-planet.
Definitely looks like all signs are pointing "go" on these two falling in love on the Falcon. It has soooooo much more added meaning now. I'm so glad that set that meant so much to me as a child, held all my hopes and dreams and imagination, will be where Finn and Rey have a declaration of love.
If I were a little girl watching this movie, it would make a MAJOR impression on me. The same way a generation of little girls looked to Han Solo as their model for the perfect "bad boy", this next generation will fall for Finn.
It's just so fucking adorbs, and I can't wait till December 18th!
>>62963221
So its star trek 09?
Wow! It's so fast paced and exciting!
Is there is single reason to buy a ticket? Stop hoping shit is good because of a name and sit out.
OOH!
>>62963221
Pretty unimpressive work Mr Williams, this could very well be your last hurrah and we get that Elfman shit.
>steals the Falcon by chance
>Han doesnt know who she is
>British accent
Defintly Rey Skywalker you guys totally this all adds up, Luke just leaving his daughter in the desert and not even telling his sister or best friend she exists
>>62963530
fuck off you dumb slut.
He sounds like fucking DMX
>>62963221
Why are they having a conversation when running for their lives?
Is this normal in Star Wars?
>>62963584
She's Hans kid. So is Kylo. They're brother and sister. Go read the spoilers yo.
>>62963221
>tfw JJ cast the main actors based on their ability to shout while they ran
>>62963659
>he hasn't read the script
Rey isLuke's kid. That's why she's force-sensitive.
>>62963423SHEEV IS LUKE
>>62963690
Leias force sensitive too though
>>62963690
Damn youre so enlightened for reading the slideshow and makingstarwars that everyone else has read bro
>>62963704
I only know what was in the script, boy-o.
lmfao
>>62963718
Are you stepping up redditor?
what an amazing actor
>>62963718
I read the entire fucking script.
>>62963626
Nah it's just typical JewJew Abramstein "comedy"
Not even kidding, didnt understand a word.
>>62963221
It show of ened with CIA waiting for them
Dr. Rey, I am Cia
>>62963742
Watch out dude I'm finna drop hot spoilers in this threadHan dies
Don't ask me for a source bro it's too high level for your brain, I'm talking darknet secret hives of the Internet man.
>>62963690
She's force sensitive because of Leia. Derp.
>>62963571
edgy as fuck kid.
Kill yourself?
Where do you read the script?
>those accents
Why is there a nigger in star wars?
>>62963787
English not your first language?
>>62963221
everyone bitches about the black guy but the chick's accent is horrible. almost as bad as her face.
i thought they said there was going to be no more new footage after the trailer
does this mean the no screeners thing is a lie too?
>>62963844
who's lando faggot?
>Originals didn't have niggers.
>Everyone love those movies.
>Sequels have niggers.
>Everyone hate those movies.
Coincidence? I don't think so.
>that accent
UK...
Post your Sheevs.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NcDUO4crt0
>>62963930
Lando is a distinguished person of color.
why did they cast an ape and a donkey as the main characters?
Yeah, again, this doesn't feel like star wars at all.
It really feels like some expensive fan made movie of star wars that has none of the charm or feel of it.
Amazing that Lucas, even with his fuckups with the prequels, was able to keep the same element but JJ can't do shit.
>>62963799
>Kill yourself?
Now that's what I call edgy.
>>62963950
i don't know friend
i was cautiously optimistic about this since i thought they would have jj on a leash, but his style keeps pushing through
the rumors were true
this movie will be worse than prequels
>>62963464
Why wouldn't they be shouting in that situation, autist?
>>62963221
>them gnashers
I don't care about the nigger, those teeth are the thing I'm worried about ruining the movie.
>>62963966
checked but holy shit you're retarded
boydega or whatever is british but in this movie he's doing an american accent
the chick is australian
sophie dee is swedish or some shit
They're acting so differently. It's incredibly jarring. Finn is panicking his shit, screaming and going nuts. Rey is unnaturally calm.
Shit scene.
>>62963993
Prequels don't feel like the OT at all.
>>62963221
I kinda miss lucas already.
>bad acting
>awful and cheap cg
ayyy this garbage won't even break 1 billion
>>62963950
>>Originals didn't have niggers.
So Lando wasn't black?
>>62963221
LE ANNOYING BLACK GUY SCREAMS
WURLSTAWW WURLSTAWW
![2142432[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pZykXBD.jpg "2142432[1].jpg")
>>62963993
I said this from the start. It feels like a fanservice movie. A Disney sequel.
Oh god... a disney sequel. ITS A DISNEY SEQUEL.
>>62964031
Is this post b8?
It's b8.
I know it's b8.
>>62963221
Was this cgied?
The way she gestures with her arm is very awkward.
>>62964017
The bigger question is whether or not it will be worse than the first prequel movie. I'm really curious just how generic the new Star Wars will truly be.
>>62964050
you miss the sand dialogue?
>>62964054
>won't even break 1 million
kek, bait harder
>>62964059
fuck off, gossipfag
>>62963974
Adorable image. Isnt it funny that all the jedi all look bitter and serious all the time.
Not Sheev. Nope. Jolly mother fucker. Unlimited joy.
So the fucking NIGGER can only act surprised, scared and sweaty as fuck?
Who the FUCK thought that guy could lead a star wars movie or any movie for that matter?
>>62964046
Yes they do, not completely, obviously, but it still has the corniness, the quirky elements, the lore, etc. Compare the feel of the prequel to these damn trailer.
Star Wars is fantasy in space. This just seem like actual sci-fi with the Star Wars universe. It doesn't fit at all.
>>62964081
just look at what JJ did with Trek
>>62964058
He just wasnt a nigger.
And yes, by african standards he's white.
90% of american "blacks" who go to africa are shocked to learn that africans just treat them as whites and dont even give a shit about
>muh slavery
because they sold them off to the jews in the first place.
>>62963221
holy shit that girls voice is like pure cancer who the fuck thought casting her was a good idea?
why can't we just have the adventures of black guy, from what little I've seen at least he can act
>>62964074
Hey now, the Lion King 2 sequel was pretty good.
And direct to VHS movies don't count.
>>62964115
>the new face of star wars
Protruding and bulbous?
>>62964102
>you miss the sand dialogue?
YES
This nigga is the most abrasive motherfucker I've ever witnessed. It makes me cringe.
Why is the negro always so sweaty? ANSWER ME
>>62964142
lmao lando is mostly black. vwhy does whitey always try to talk shit.
>>62964130
Well, the first one was okay, but goddamn was the second movie horrible.
The problem with JJ is that he's too focused on realism and putting a lot of nice little detail and nods, like why he wants to put puppets in homage to the original rather than go full CG like Lucas, but it still doesn't have the feel of Star Wars at all.
Still, the Phantom Menace was a complete clusterfuck, it will take a shitton to make this movie as bad as that movie.
>>62964161
He was good in Attack of the Block.
>>62963372
>>62964219
>He was good in Attack of the Block.
Well memed, he was extremely forgettable. And the movie is called Attack the Block.
Ridley and Boyega's baby will be the star of Episode X!
>>62964219
>He was good in Attack of the Block.
This is stale.
>>62964106
The only man in the galaxy who knows a good time
>Boyega
>pulls off flawless American accent
>Ridley
>WE MOIGHT IN THAT KWOD JUMPA
>>62964219
No he wasn't
He was slightly better than the two kids. Dennis was the best out of all of them
>>62964219
>He was good in Attack of the Block.
no he wasnt
an that's like the only movie the fucking nigger has ever been
>HURR BUT HE WAS GOOD IN ATTACK ON THE BLOCK DURR BBC PLZ
Fucking retard.
>>62964242
>Attack the Block
Whatever, close enough.
>>62964081
It will be undeniably better in every category, but /tv/ will deny it until the day 4chan is shut down. I expect to see a lot of WELL AT LEAST THE PREQUELS WERE MEMORABLE BECAUSE THEY WERE SO BAD
How big is Bodega's BBC tho?
>>62964125
No, OT is brisk as fuck, they run from act to act. The bad guys are always in pursuit and the good guys get about one breather per film.
Prequels are a whole lot of brooding, committee meetings, bargaining, exposition dumps and sloppy romance punctuated by a few action scenes. They feel nothing like anything previously directed by Lucas.
>>62964119
>imbyling he's the lead
>imbyling he won't die in the first act
>>62963221
HOLY SHIT THAT ACTING WAS TERRIBLE
>>62964265
>People just now realizing Boyega is good actor and Ridley is the weak link
>>62964328
That would be racist as h*ck fám.
>>62964310
I like the prequels because I was young when I saw them so they have that small amount of nostalgia in them for me.
>Boyega
>normal American accent
>wouldn't even know that he's british
>Ridley
>orright me mates!!! just an update from your ole pal willy nelson on the latest willywagglin tips n tricks of the trade!!!
so i was reading the beano me mates and i read about a competition to meet dennis the menace in beanoland!!!oh man me mates i was
>poofed!!! i walked into me mummy and daddys room to ask permission to use the internet when i was setupon by a hideous sight!!!my
>mummy...was swallowing my daddys willy!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>at first i was horrified!!!cant mummies and aunties let us boys have our willies?cannot a man waggle in peaceth?i was considering
>the pre-emptive genocide of all women when i discovered my mummy was just giving my daddy a "blow job"!!!!!!!oh man me matesnow this is a new development in waggling your willy!!!just use one of your mates mouths until you reach fulljoy and shoot willy juice!!!cumon
>me mates, lets blow eachothers willies in me treehouse.!!!!
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS PLEASURE 2.0!!!!!!!!!!!!iM FEELIN THE
>WILLYFEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>MY WILLYHASNEVERBEENSOPLEASURED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>wWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!.....ahhhhh..i cum on your face matey...ahhh..relief!!!!!!.....
>>62963221
WE NEED A PREPPER
WE'VE GOT ONE
*ray points to poe dameron*
>Finn isn't the comic relief character they said
Too bad keks, just liked the leaks said, Boyega is Jar Jar 2.0.
>>62963974
I love sheev in battlefront. His laughing when he kills rebels is so good.
>>62964265
>jj is pandering so hard to tumblr audience he made the protagonists multicultural and female and also gave them british accents.
now all we need is for the empire to be all white and misogynistic for no reason
>>62963221
why the fuck does she gesture with her hand when she says "we got one" it looks so hammy like a regional play by university students.
>>62963221
I just now realized that this film will not have the essence and weight that is expected.
I hope I'm wrong.
>>62964217
lando didn't ACT black, and didn't make "hey just letting you kno i'm black xd" jokes, and didn't call everyone else crackers
unlike this movie, where boyega will be 100% nigger
>>62964283
>doesn't even know the name of the ONLY movie that actor he's defending was in
>>62964387
prep the bull for hyperspace
>>62963221
this unironically looks terrible. i'm not even meme'ing
Jesus no wonder these two didn't said almost nothing in the trailers, what was it with the accent lady?
>>62964265
I thought she was going to be a cute American mid-west farm girl. How the fuck did this happen?
>>62964359
Don't forget, Rey's pretty much the protagonist.
Finn and Poe are secondary.
this looks (and boggabooga)... better than expected tbqh family
Why is she always giving him that look?
>>62964314
https://youtu.be/qjyQ5s199LM?t=4m40s
>"Cause for me this is.."
>looks at John, smiles
>"the longest thing I've EVER done!"
>>62964328
>he hasn't read the script
>>62964411
lando literally was right out of a blaxpoitation film. he was a space hustler.
did they use a double for the girl in the scape scene? she looks really different
also i dont know if this girl is cute or not, from some angles she looks literally retarded and from others she looks okay
lmao
>>62964450
OH MY GOD
>>62964470
HEIL SNOKE
>>62964470
Stormtroopers are made up entirely of Black Power Movement members.
>>62964458
She refused to touch Bodega, so JJ used a puppet
>>62963221
looks good
>>62964454
well the 60's had a lot of nigger loving going on
and lando was not a main character.
>>62964470
What the fuck is this clown doing?
>>62964470
I'm starting to miss 99% poetry.
>>62964470
It's a Nazi salute but it's not a Nazi salute.
._.
>AAAHA
>WHAAAA
>AHAAHAH
>WHAHAHA
>WEEEEEW
Boyea will save the film.
>>62964475
>>62964450
>>62964411
john is pretty hood
>>62964470
/pol/ does fantasy
>>62964450
That look on Issac's face you JUST know he got keked
>>62963221
They have amazing chemistry tbqh
I would not mind them pursuing a romantic relationship
>>62964553
Because you are a cukcold?
>>62964530
Thats right anon!
Disney isn't allowed to do the actual thing
>>62964526
How long before this is on every 9 FUNNY MISTAKES IN STAR WARS 7 youtube video?
Her hand gestures bother me for some reason
>>62964553
>I would not mind them pursuing a romantic relationship
they already have, see >>62964450
>>62964564
Those retarded fucks.
*storm troopers circle around finn*
HEH..Y'ALL CRACKAS DONT KNOW A BRUVAS SALWAYS PACKIN’?!
*finn guns down all the storm troopers while holding his blaster sideways*
DAYUM NOWITOL Y'ALL PUSSY ASS WHITE BITCHES NEVA FUK WIT A BRUVA NOWAYIMSAYUN
*poe and rey run around the corner frantically. Poe asks if finn is alright*
DAMN HONKEY I AIN’T NO WITE BOI I IZ RITE NIGGA, NOW PREP ME BITCH, I GOTS TA FUK DIS HOE HERE
*finn whips out his 13”x7” kongolese monster cock and poe starts fervently servicing finns magisterial member*
GUHDAYUM WITE BOII U SUK THA DIK GUD NOWAYIMSAYIN, NOW HO UP A SEC WILE I FUK UR BITCH
*rey hastily removes all her clothes and presents her sopping wet pussy to finn, all too eager to receive his superior black seed. Poe somberly masturbates his little white dick in the corner as finn fills his girlfriend, rey’s uterus with the exalted seed from his untamed cock*
>>62964470
Doesn't fit at all. Storm Troopers have always been mellow and slightly comic.
Can someone recommend me some Boyéga-core films?
>>62964562
You're kind of a fucking moron.
>>62963221
Looks pretty fucking good desu, I don't know why you're all making fun of them.
>>62964219
>He was good in Attack of the Block.
He was awful, that film was awful, and it's enough for me to hate him for getting into star wars.
Couldn't even make it through the thing.
>>62964569
5 months. But do you see his mistake? He's already holding his arm up as if he was anticipating it, because he's retarded.
>>62964592
>Poe
>white
>>62964092
>>62964059
figuratively and literally kill yourself
Would rather have Shane Diesel instead of Boyega, at least I know Shane can actually act.
star wars is LITERALLY for children
>>62964407
How do you get that from once action sequence of the main characters running?
>>62964380
lmao f a m
>can't go on /tv/ and say nice stuff about star wars
>can't see it in theatres cause everyone is a faggot and will clap during it
You all took this from me
>mfw once TFA comes out, /tv/ will be praising Boyega as the saving grace of the movie
>inside the Millennium Falcon
>Finn installed a basketball hoop to his new ship
>he's shooting some buckets as Han walks in
>Han chuckles
>Finn looks at Han aggressively
>"You think you can do better old man?"
>"Yeah I think so" Han replies with a smile.
>"Well lets see your moves grandpa, I'm shooting first"
>"No!--"
>Harrison Ford turns to the camera and smirks
>"--I always shoot first"
>>62964641
>they wouldn't stop making fun of me when I forgot to salute last time
>those fucking assholes
>i'll show them
>he's ending his speech soon
>here it comes
>NOW PUT IT UP NOW
>FUCK I DID IT EARLY
>>62964711
The movie has to be incredibly fucking bad for that to happen
>>62964607
>>62964579
cause its retarded
>running for your life against enemy
>break running pace to point out the quad jumper you are running too, when its the only ship ahead that you are fucking running too.
>when questioned who is going to pilot it, make an unecessary gesture that slows down running pace and makes her look like a cunt.
I am so ready for this to be the next TDKR with a whole new "for you" meme hahaha!
>finn makes a HILARIOUS comment at least once in the movie about working a bunch of "crazy white people"
>finn walks into the millennium falcon, makes a disgusted face at the music Rey has playing on the radio, and goes over and changes it to rap music.
>When rey gets her powers, finn makes a HILARIOUS comment about how white people are always dragging brothers into trouble
>When the protags defeat darth vader--excuse me, I mean sith lord kylo ren--finn attempts to give poe a fist bump and awkwardly white poe messes it up, of course.
Remember guys, finns race has no bearing on the movie.
so all storm troopers are clones of a nigga?
>>62964607
Except for boarding the blockade runner where they were badasses.
>>62964743
Everyone knows this movie is going to be shit though. EVERYONE thought TDKR was going to surpass TDK
>tfw all you dumb faggots are going to be praising Boyega and Oscar Isaac after you realize that Rey is utterly horrible
>>62964470
>le evil nazis
jesus fucking christ, the lowest of the low
>>62964743
Except this time it won't be FOR YOU, it'll be IT'S ALL TRUE
>>62964716
I can totally see that happening, Jew Jew always says Han shoots first
>>62964773
If there's one racial joke in the movie, I'll fucking walk out. Fuck that shit
>>62964798
The bar was rather low.
so adam driver is luke and leia's inbred offspring? i don't understand
>this thread
I smell "/pol/" (reddit)
>>62963221
>AYYY, SWEE CANT OUTRUN THEM
What did he mean by this? Who's Swee?
>>62964716
>basket ball court
>BBC
POETRY
>>62964832
he's hans son
>>62964470
>le closed revolution fist
Cancer
>>62964281
pls stop
>>62964553
His love interest for VIII is currently open for casting.
>>62964822
Didn't you see the "HELL NAWW" scene already?
>>62964773
Screencapping this
>>62964860
She's going to be white, obviously
>>62964794
I-it was a consular ship, Vader-Sama
>>62964867
Haha yeah screencap your own post you funny funny guy
>>62964846
so leia must be his mother then? that would explain how he can use the force
>>62964860
Can my wife audition for the role?
>>62964607
You realize that these storm troopers are hardcore volunteers/brainwashed slaves, right?
>>62963221
>those hand gestures
Terrible, just fucking terrible
>>62964846
>he didn't read the script
>>62964716
I'd love that desu senpai
>>62964773
I don't think Boyega can pull off lines like those without making it sound incredibly awkward.
Will Smith or Chris Rock yeah but not Boyega.
>>62964888
Apparently they have 3 actresses which that are white, Hispanic and black. No Asian.
>>62964909
their all clones of that babba fett guy ... didnt you watch episde 2?!
>>62964897
Not because it's funny dickshit, I screencaped to check it out after I see the movie, to see if any of it happenned
>>62964741
The second one bothers me more for sure.
>>62964925
>he didn't read the leaks
>>62964951
it's almost like he's a bad actor and only got the role because he's black
>>62964960
>clone troopers are the same as storm troopers
>>62964960
You're a fucking retard, kill yourself.
>>62964743
Rey: "Those stories about what happened..."
Han Solo: "It's true"
Han Solo: "All of it"
haha
>>62964954
She'll be white
>Marketing barely has Poe in it
FUCKING DROPPED
>>62964909
The character design and portrayal in the original films has always made me think of them more as 9-5 employees who don't complain much.
>>62964977
>he doesn't know thatKylo Ren was made by Vader in an attempt to have an apprentice.
>>62965025
Hispanics getting shafted yet again.
>>62964960
>>62964990
>>62964991
>cant prove me wrong
>use meme deflection tactics
looks like i won this one
>>62965013
FIRST TO REPLY TO THE NEW MEME
>>62965030
Yes, they WERE that in the previous films. This isn't the old Empire. It's a group of hardcore loyalists still clinging onto the dream.
Old stormtroopers = your standard German soldier
New stormtroopers = SS
>>62965025
This guy looks white, he's probably evil but not sith-level evil.
>>62965048
How about you watch the movies, dipshit.
Hi. Miss me?
All this time I've worried that Boyega would ruin everything. Turns out Rey pretending to be a tough girl in a poor imitation of Princess Leia is far worse.
>>62964739
All the footage of this scene looks so fucking campy and unfinished.
JJ abusing the dutch angle on a bunch of the shots doesn't fucking help.
>>62964984
But what studio would do such a thing? Hiring someone just because of their skin's color.
>>62965017
Hopefully she'll be blonde.
>>62964564
Hard to tell what they're doing, are they raising both their arms up while their palms are on their back? Makes sense if they are, I mean that does make them look like a Hydra.
WAYVE GOWT WHUN
>>62965025
He'll be the one dicking Rey in the trilogy.
Screenshot this.
Yes, yes, focus on the girl's bad acting and terrible accent, and forget about all the colored people we're putting in the movie, yes, yes.
>>62965129
dutch angle?
>>62965135
it's literally the law that says you gotta do that m8
Some people believe this SJW shit is a modern internet thing, incorrect, it started 100 years ago
He seems pretty cool if you ask me, tbqh
http://youtu.be/roGphL_7bO4
>>62965127
I'm still sad that we never got a Tim Burton Batman 3 with Billy Dee as Two-Face.
Guess the rotten tomato score for this movie go76
>>62965152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4SUl69RFJ8
ITT butthurt white omega males promoting bestiality to get back at Chads
>imagining white women denigrating themselves by fucking niggers because they won't date you
LOL
You fucking /robot/s are just embarrassing yourselves. Get back to /r9k/, baby boys.
>>62965302
85+ guaranteed m8
there are too many "nerds" that will just give it a 10/10 for not being the prequels
>>62965127
Daily reminder Finn is Lando's son.
>>62965302
we've had a lot of bad movies this year. i bet RT gives it's a 56%
IMDB will give it a 9.5 because those pleb faggots give high ratings to anything that is popular
This shit does not feel like Star Wars. It will be 100% typical Jew Jew Abrams which means a generic 7/10 Sci-Fci Action Flick, soon to be forgotten. Mike and Rich were right again.
>>62963744
My sides have wandered into the desert
>>62965198
Of course he will. Just look how fucking alpha he looks.
>>62965350
Imdb has a specialized set of antibodies to devalue anything that creeps above Shawshank.
It'll start at 8.7 and slip to around 8.0-8.3 by the time the blu-ray is out.
>>62963748
Does your dad work for Nintendo?
>>62963221
starwarsfags will defend this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU9HFQhq8aM
>>62963744
Well that's new
>>62965442
wtf
that guy needs to cut his hair
>>62965424
No. Activision.
