>there will never be a movie as comfy as Fellowship of the Ring
Why is reality so cruel?
>>62961765
We have it at least. Could be worse.
>>62961811
I've watched it over 15 times now ;_;
>obtuse angles to portray height differences
>horribly obvious miniatures
>gimli made into a laughingstock
>pipeweed made into marijuana
Peter Jackson was NEVER GOOD and it's time for you to accept this fact
>>62961879
leave
>>62961916
*hops on shield and skateboards away*
>>62961879
Leave now and never come back
>>62961765
True. Comfiest show ever.
>Midgets walking through the woods getting attacked by all types of crazy shit like ghosts and demons and giganiggas with fangs like draculas and shit
>Comfy
Fuck you live homie?
>>62961874
>not having seen it at least twice a year since it came out
>>62962165
comfy is a buzzword at this point
shit that isn't comfy is dubbed "comfy" now, shit's been run into the ground by /r9k/ autists
>>62962187
I'm not that old though
>>62962196
The pubs are the comfiest things I've ever seen in film
>>62961765
Comfiest OST ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pGaz_qN0cw
>>62962277
No, the party was
>>62962165
>shit like ghosts and demons and giganiggas with fangs like draculas and shit
I will never se this movie for the first time in theaters again.
>>62963223
>that face when born after these movies were released in the theaters
>tfw I will never get to experience the back to back marathon hosted at my local theater when RoTK came out
>>62962187
This. Christ, I saw it probably 15 times when it first came out, it blew my 7 year old mind at the time.
>>62963285
Enjoy your ban cupcake.
>>62963285
Jesus Christ this explains why /tv/ is so bad
>>62963285
>Fellowship of the ring
>2001
NIGGA, u 14
>>62961765
>you will one day grow up, develop real interests and hopefully a passion for art, and reject the kids movies that you once loved like LOTR
why must life be so kind and enriching?
>>62961879
>obtuse angles to portray height differences
And? None of the cameraplay looks particularly distracting and they all work well.
>horribly obvious miniatures
The miniatures are 11/10 in the LotR films, I have no idea how you could complain about them. Granted a lot of the CG and special effects do not hold up today but the vast majority aren't distracting. Some stuff like the Balrog still look incredible.
>gimli made into a laughingstock
Fairly legit complaint, having a bit of comic relief that aren't one of the Hobbits isn't particularly terrible though.
>pipeweed made into marijuana
No, not really. I think you're thinking of An Unexpected Journey.
>>62963829
>>62961765
fellowship is damn comfy but i think this is comfier senpai
>>62963914
>loser manchildren love fedoras
>loser manchildren love LOTR
you should you got that pic right mate?
>>62964032
>watching children's movies
>>62964181
>it's a kid's movie! It can't possibly have any themes I can relate to!
Are you a 13 year old that was just allowed to watch R movies? Kill yourself buddy
>This guttertrash capeshit
>Comfy
Get some fucking standards capeshitters.
>>62964658
>>62964658
>I don't like this popular thing! Look how special I am!
>>62964658
they are cloaks you goof, get it right
>>62964724
>>62964759
>>62964861
>Literally called capes in the flick
>HURR IT'S NOT CAPESHIT BECUZ MUH GRR TOLKIEN WROTED IT AND I READ IT BETWEEN AUTISM CLASSES DURING MY FIFTH TRY AT FOURTH GRADE
Kill yourselves.
>>62964911
they are cloaks
REV UP THOSE MARATHONS BOYS, DECEMBER IS COMING.
>>62964911
>wear capes/cloaks
>must be capeshit r-right guys?
>also, actually being this mad
>>62964937
Called capes in the movie when Vito Morgenstein finds the leaf claps from the one midget. They're capes. You are a capeshitter. Enjoy your capeshit capetrash. You and the Star Wars sandshit homos should move to an island and adopt gay babies together.
>>62964998
they are cloaks
>>62964998
>Star Wars sandshit homos
>>62964986
>>62965021
>Capequeers this upset
Get your capeshit off my internet.
>>62965036
they are cloaks
>>62964861
>>62964937
>>62965021
>>62965056
kek
>>62961765
Why couldn't we 5-10 more minutes in Bree doing tavern stuff and what not
>>62965056
Literally all capes.
>>62965094
they are cloaks
>>62965102
They are vapes
>>62965108
they are cloaks
>>62965094
They are blokes
>>62965130
they are snokes
>>62965102
Capes my friend. You have been rused by the galactic Jew into thinking you weren't watching capeshit.
>>62965178
they are cloaks
>>62965186
I always saw them more as robes
>>62965196
its funny you say that because they are cloaks
>>62964181
>>62965186
Nah. They are capes. Aragorn even says they are in the books and one film.
>>62961765
it was never comfy, just a boring film made so 12 year olds could think they saw some good movie
>>62965236
they are cloaks
>>62965215
I remember them being mantles
>>62965236
Shut the fuck up
>you will never get the watch FotR for the first time again
>>62965257
i could see how someone could see that they are cloaks
>>62965256
>>62965258
He really does you dickweeds. Learn your lore. You probably don't even have any silmarils.
>>62965282
they are cloaks
>>62961765
>being a kid watching this movie in theaters
>having a vague idea of what the plot entails but not knowing the characters
>knowing a great adventure is coming, the night at the inn feels like the final respite before shit hits the fan
>enter Strider, looking moody and menacing smoking a pipe
>immediately knowing that this guy was going to be the sherpa of badassery throughout the rest of the film, and later, the trilogy
>hold on to your fucking butts
I would give so much now to feel the same magic that I felt then.
>>62965282
quotes or it didnt happen
>tfw you learned tonight you can trigger Game of Hobbits nerds by calling their shawls capes
>>62965353
they are cloaks
>>62965304
ik that feel anon
>>62965274
i almost wish for dementia or some shit when im older
before i hit the fan ill write myself a list in the future to tell my dumbass to do certain things, and watch a set of certain movies over and over, and then sign the paper with my handwriting to prove it was me and a picture next to it
then again in the future ill have recorded a hologram of myself or ill be jacked in to some sorta matrix
then i will truly have my own fantasy reality
>tfw never watched lotr cause i'm not some basement dwelling nerd who collects figures and runs around in a forrest
>>62965386
Did you not see the movie when you were a kid? Or are you just an edgy 12 year old that never saw the movies
>>62964911
>>62964658
be honest
who else thought they were behind the fucking rock
>>62965365
They really aren't. You're shit at lore if you think they are.
>>62965433
they are cloaks
>>62965433
>m-muh lore
you have yet to show any proof faggot
>>62965431
I thought they were fucking eachother in the mouth and filling eachother with cum somewhere offscreen because it's dumb capeshit.
>>62965431
thats a mighty fine looking cloak in that there picture of a cloak
>>62965455
they are cloaks
>>62965469
>>62965491
It's a cape though. Used in a Cloakshit movie.
>>62965540
they are cloaks
>>62961879
WHOAH WHAOH! Watch your hyperboles, man.
>>62963808
If he was born in 97 he would be 4. Most families wouldn't take a 4 year old to FotR and if they did, he'd probably sleep
>>62965431
I didn't because I was actually watching.
>>62964911
LITERALLY CAPESHIT
>>62965717
Yep, can't wait for the capeshit board so that trash can go there too.
>>62965757
they are cloaks
>>62965778
/cc/ - Cape & Cloaks
>>62965778
Your mom's a cloak for my penis.
>>62965251
nice opinion, dickhead
>>62965801
/cc/ - Closed Captioning
/tac/ - they are cloaks
>>62965832
Your mom's mouth is closed captioning for my penis.
>>62965864
your penis isnt even big enough to hold the one ring on securely and it even changes sizes
>>62964039
>you should you got
elohel
>>62965909
You're part right, it's too big. I got Anacalagon the BBC in my pants.
>>62965952
you have a british corporation in your pants?
>>62965832
/cc/ - Circumcised Chinese
/tac/ - they're actually capes
/bbc/ - basic biological chemistry
>>62966007
they are cloaks
>>62965808
cool cloak ahmed
>>62966016
>which are basically capes
>>62966160
they are cloaks
watched this every time I was sick and stayed home from school
>>62966176
They're cloaks
>>62964911
Ikr?
My favorite capeshit movie is definitely Les Miserables.
>>62966271
you know it brother
The best thing about these films was the background locations, just beautiful. The worst thing was the capes.
>>62966323
But all cloaks are capes, while not all capes are cloaks.
So checkmate bruv.
>>62966375
they are cloaks
>>62966407
Which are categorically capes.
>>62966515
they are cloaks
>>62966567
Yeah but they're capes.
>>62966515
Don't post that sandshit in my capeshit thread.
>>62966597
>sand
I'm out
>>62966709
lel
>>62966597
they are cloaks
tfw you will never live in a world where backflaps are in style
