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Why are Protestants so shit at making movies? This is a proper
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Why are Protestants so shit at making movies?

This is a proper religious film.
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>>62961707
Because Protestants don't believe in anything. Church is literally just an excuse to get together and drink coffee
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>>62961707
What are some other must see catholic/irish movies?
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>>62963427
The Guard
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>>62961707
Because they still have hope.

There is no hope in Catholicism, only misery.
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>>62963855
>not seeing the movie

Eat fresh dog shit, cuntbag.
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>>62961707
> being religious

try not to blow up any buildings or shoot people this week will you? thanks

t. sane people
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vatican's_list_of_films

vatican is patrician
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>>62963917
>b8

3.2/10 senpai
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>>62963917
Here is your (you)
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>>62961707
the film isn't even about religion, retard

it's about the duality of man and about how Father James Lavelle's life is a constant battle to avoid being a hypocrite

this is a dumb movie in general. he died for no reason

and also, it's spelled cavalry
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>>62964049
>the duality of man
The Jungian thing?
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>>62964049
>it's about the duality of man

Subtle shitposting. Into the trash you go.jpg
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>>62964049
>cavalry

Overb8 there f.am
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>>62964049
>and also, it's spelled cavalry

Nice. I like it.
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>>62961707
>protestant flick
>literally "dem uppity learned folk wanna destroy christianity!"

>catholic cinema
>protagonist struggles with increasing dissonance between religion and modern life, ultimately sacrificing himself as an embodiment of the virtue of forgiveness

Proddy scum should all be shot
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>>62961707

The fantasy genre is doing just fine without desert wizard spinoff flicks.
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>>62964207
A bump for a shitpost
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>>62961707
>that scene where CIA shows up
Thanks /tv/
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>>62963879
>eat fresh dog shit
How did you know the pet-name I gave your mother?
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CIA is in this if you take it seriously your an idiot. This is a meme movie.
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>>62964725
You're father told me while his little asshole boipussy was getting stretched by big thick nigger cock, you humongous faggot.
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Are than any good Protestant movies? I can't think of any, but I'm willing to give the benifit of the doubt.

Ostrov is pretty good for anybody who hasn't seen it.
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This movie is quite literally God-tier. Based Catholicism
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>>62965589
God's Not Dead

Heaven is For Real
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>>62961707
>>62965589
>Fireproof
>Courageous
>Facing the Giants

And more
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