Why is The mummy 3 so shit in comparison of 1 & 2?
JUST
FUCK
MY
FRANCHISE
>>62958458
no Rachel Weisz
Up
>>62958600
WHO
Chink pandering. The Chinese are the antithesis of all that is good in humanity. They are without empathy, emotion or creativity. They are the most self-serving, lying, dishonest cheating subhumans this side of Jerusalem. The instant our Hebrew overlords wanted a taste of their yuan was the instant any hope of artistry in Hollywood died. If you had told Khrushchev during the cold war that foreign born Communist nationals would make up 33% of college students on American soil he would have laughed in your face, yet it's a reality now.
>>62958600
This was the most glaring flaw.
Also stupid plot, stupid son, and somehow even worse CGI than the first two.
That being said I love the first two and Scorpion King
Egypt and Imhotep are just cooler.
>>62958458
Who asked for flying kung fu chink mummies instead of based Imhotep? Nobody, that's who. It didn't have enough Jackie Chan, either.
>>62958650
this
>>62958631
>movie references recasting in the movie
Such a shitty ending to a fun series
The JUST was starting to set in
>>62958686
>Egypt
I never liked the desert theme (Just so you dumb americans know, egypt isn't a desert without water like you guys show in every single movie) and I was glad they changed it to a city in the 3rd movie.
Americans are the worst thing to ever happen to this planet and the last movie is a clear example of this.
>>62958654
the son was less annoying than in Mummy 2
>>62958458
Dunno, i didn't directed.
>>62958807
She says as she posts in American English on an image board founded by an American weeb on the American-invented internet.
>All those close-up shots of the son's ass
The mummy 2 was the shit
>>62958807
>I hate sand
You can't hide, young Skywalker.
>>62958807
That's racist.
>>62958730
Unf. She fucks James Bond regularly.
Let that sink in for moment.
Fap.
>>62959546
>Unf.
>Fap.