How bad is this going to be?
Obviously very bad, after all by hiring that guy they're changing the extreme right-wing racist formula we all know and love.
I just shuddered.
Physically shuddered, my body PHYSICALLY reacting negatively when I saw this image?
Is this real?
I live in Minnesota, should I get a gun and go put a stop to this? He's from Minnesota, right?
If they don't get Trace, Bill or Kevin to voice the bots very poorly.
Also who the fuck is that schmuck on the left.
>>62951047
Be a hero
>>62950961
For those unaware, the silhouette is Felica Day
oh neat now I can watch tgwtg on tv! they made it guys! spoony is back!
>>62951205
think of all the lonely neckbeards who will watch this show now though
>>62951061
The robots have new voice actors
It might be ok if they don't get cynical and snarky towards the films. The original seemed to have a sort of endearing attitude for bad movies, my worst fear is this one will miss the point and just shit on things
reminder the original robots acted super gay.
mike seemed like a toddler.
also its almost all entirely pop references.
>>62951468
>bazinga
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>>62950961
What the fuck is wrong with you, it's endorsed and backed by Geekdad.com.
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>>62951205
God dammit.
Why are she and Wil fucking Wheaton determined to shit all over everything nerd culture has?
We get it, you're famous but don't have quite enough charisma to make it in real Hollywood. You've exploited the culture to make yourselves wealthy. Now go the fuck away.
>>62951587
She's pals with Joel.So is Jerry Seinfeld but I don't see him joining the cast anytime soon.
>>62951468
Both the Kevin and Bill are not-so-secretly bisexual. Or at least they where when they where still fuckable. I dunno how that works when you get 50'd and married.
>>62951672
Holy shit Jerry as a Mad is the best idea I've ever herd.
If they're smart and write out the whole season in advance they can film all his bits in like six hours.
Oh wait.... a million bucks per episode? Nah this is all a fucking scam and nothing will ever come of it.
In six months Joel will cite "legal issues" having stopped the whole production and promptly vanish. Then in another 5 years he'll come back to start the whole scam over again.
I find it highly suspect that the one guy who rage-quit the show is the only one interested in bringing it back.
>>62950961
look at him. he looks like your dad. won't be funny, it'll be lame.
>>62953584
My dad is the funniest person I know.
![Laserblast_stop_motion_aliens[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hDBMrqK.jpg "Laserblast_stop_motion_aliens[1].jpg")
>>62953584
If you're talking about Joel, I think he's starting to look like the aliens from Laserblast
the main people minus joel have been doing rifftrax forever, who gives a shit?
>>62954117
riff trax fucking sucked the shits and sci fi setting were the reason to watch MST3k
>>62954156
Go to bed, Jim.
>>62953519
>I find it highly suspect that the one guy who rage-quit the show is the only one interested in bringing it back.
Why did he quit in the first place?
>>62954742
He didn't want to make MST3K: The Movie, so he basically gave up all his rights to the show except the name 'Gizmonic Institute' to Jim Mallon and they replaced him with Mike and replaced Gizmonic Institute with Deep 13.
>>62954807
What a doofus!
>>62953519
He read "Atlas Shrugged" and thought he was John Galt or something lol
>>62950961
I was out the minute they said it was a new cast. MST3k is Joel, Mike, Kevin and Bill - 3 of which are already in Rifftrax.
>>62954844
Are you serious? The movie bombed and Comedy Central canned the show immediately afterward. Even MST3K thought they were dead then. Joel was right. The movie was cancer.
It was only by miracle that it was revived for 3 more seasons afrer that by the Sci-fi Chanel.
>>62955004
Yeah, and now look at him.
>>62953519
>Oh wait.... a million bucks per episode?
It's filming some asshole and a few puppets infront of a greenscreen. I think a million is reasonable if not a little high.
>>62955004
>The movie bombed
It didn't make much money, but then it only got released at 26 cinemas, so they couldn't have been expecting to make much.
I'm sure Jim made a bunch from DVD sales eventually though.
>>62955066
it costs so much because they aren't making the same mistake they made last time. This time they are buying the rights to movies in perpetuity including streaming and dvd release rights.
>>62955004
Even if he was "right", he still had very little faith in his show, which doesn't look great today. He quit when things got hot, how does that make anyone confident to give them their money now?
>>62955211
He quits everything. He tried to make it as a prop comic in Hollywood and quit that, too.
>>62955387
He's all flight and no fight.
>>62955200
Nah, son. This is all about Joel's retirement fund.
I was under the impression that Joel had "Creative Differences(TM)" i.e. was getting too old to write snappy pop culture jokes.
Who actually owns the rights to MST3k and is the million-bucks-an-episode related to the rights being held by a third party like Paramount?
>>62956659
>Who actually owns the rights to MST3k and is the million-bucks-an-episode related to the rights being held by a third party like Paramount?
Shout Factory bought it from Jim Mallon after he realised he didn't have the talent to bring it back (see: the awful flash videos he made, or don't because they're awful)
http://deadline.com/2015/11/mystery-science-theater-shout-factory-1201617524/
We don't have the full details, but obviously they then brokered some kind of deal where Mike gets to sell the episodes he was in through RiffTrax as a digital format, and Joel gets to play with the show's corpse for a while
>>62956856
Who is getting the Blue Ray re-release cash that's happening now?
They won't do bluray releases because licensing would have to be renegotiated and they would have to pay even more money.
It's cheaper for everyone involved if they stick to regular DVD and digital.
>>62956856
Someone said here that Mike was offered a chance to come back in a writer-only role, but due to the fact that Joel is aiming to get the series on MTV (hence Felicia's involvement), Mike declined because of fears MTV might try and force him to kill Rifftrax as part of any TV deal.
Also, Felicia's silence on all things indicates Joel at least knows Felicia is a cancer that would drive off a huge chunk of the existing fanbase. If he truly did not give a fuck, he'd have announced Felicia already and let Felicia burn shit to the ground public relation-wise in exchange for Felicia getting all of her SJW friends flooding the Kickstarter campaign with cash to fund the project five times over.
If the Mike rumor is real, I could see Mike pulling Joel aside and telling him that Felicia is a liability and Joel actually listening to keep Felicia from ruining everything.
>>62957476
Fuckhead they're obviously saving the biggest reveal for the Thanksgiving marathon.
>>62957476
That last paragraph sounds like a baseless conspiracy theory. Its more likely they're just saving some reveals for later to get a new burst of investors/donators/
>>62957476
You're right, it's DVD not Bluray but they're still being sold right now.
http://www.amazon.com/Mystery-Science-Theater-3000-XXXIV/dp/B015I14600/
>>62957589
how can one person be so unpleasant
>>62957827
I don't know, yet somehow you manage it
>>62957589
>thought her sleeves were freckles
>oh sweet god what the fuck
>>62951047
Shout out to the federal agent now monitoring this thread!
>Reading the kickstarter comments.
This will be ass cancer.
>>62957867
she's aged quite a bit since that photo was taken
>>62957589
Joel has already milked the hardcore lolsonerdy jewtube demo insipid enough to send him shekels. I'll wager he already got the lions share of the cash he expected. I'd be surprised if he even smells 3mil.
>>62958048
No, she just got really sick
>>62958090
I'm going to repost that in 19 days and call you stupid
>watching a shitty precursor to faggots watching movies on the internet and making unfunny puns and noises
I have no idea how anyone can like this show. It's literally like going to the movies and having a bunch of asshole in front of you who won't shut the fuck up.
Why would people pay for that experience??
>>62958119
can anyone photoshop that nose to look even somewhat human like?
>>62958124
Because the real thing is humorously written and gets you through films with no real merit aside from laughing at how terrible they are.
Of course, this is a lame cash-grab by a guy who literally has never done a single thing of note in his life aside from getting lucky with the gig of MST3k host, while the majority of the team behind the show have been continuing the base concept for years with Rifftrax.
>>62951205
>a female making commentary on a movie
If you're still excited for this coming back, you're a literal beta or homosexual.
I cannot wait for the comedic styling of Jonah Ray to finally get the attention it deserves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBAZFJnpcV4
>>62958222
The mad isn't a part of the commentary, generally. They're there for the fluff bits to break up the monotony of a 30 year old B movie.
Of course, this is Joel, so she's most likely going to be a fucking commentator.
can they honestly not find a cute talented girl anywhere?
why did the have to settle with Felicia Day?
>>62958277
When your set opens with "hey guise have you herd bout dis cray-cray movie called sharknado?", it's time to consider another fucking career, you bloated, shit-swilling ape.
>>62958314
National Association for the Advancement of Camel People
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>>62958314
>can they honestly not find a cute talented girl anywhere?
Remember when the only criteria to be a female on a comedy show was to be funny?
PS, I expect apologies from all of y'all who insulted Pearl when Fleech Day gets confirmed
I'LL SEND HIM CHEESY MOVIES
THE WORST I CAN FIND
>>62958473
>pre cancellation MST3K
>well-timed jabs hurled a mile a minute, requiring an esoteric knowledge of pop culture.
>"The right people will get it."
>Cast of ordinary joes who like making fun of movies
>post revival mst3k
>snarky jokes about whatever hashtag bullshit is trending that week, safety wrapped so no one is offended
>"Ugh, white male privilege."
>Cast of upper middle class postironic hipsters in it for "nerd cred"
SOMETIMES DEAD IS BETTER, LOUIS
>>62958443
>Remember when the only criteria to be a female on a comedy show was to be funny?
Yeah, then they realised that was an impossibility, and settled for finding chicks that didn't make you want to kill yourself after 5 seconds.
Tough, but after a long number of years, we're finally at the point in entertainment where a female guest can be tolerated for 10 whole seconds without inducing mass suicides.
>>62958491
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NEW VIDEO? WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE HACK FRAUDS DOING?
>>62958510
Just gonna go ahead and post this in every thread, are you?
The Queen of Geeks is back!
>>62958510
You forgot:
>Rifftrax
>literally just MST3k without the annoying segments and a much better selection of movies on offer
>staffed by the majority of the original writing team
>barely anyone even knows it exists
>hasn't made more than 100k, tops, in the past decade, while a cash-grab kickstarter with the name and nothing else brings in 2 mil without breaking a sweat to make 2 episodes
>>62956958
Shout Factory, with some money to the owners of the original movies and maybe trivial royalties to the cast/writers.
>>62957476
Felicia's fans outnumber her haters. In influence and money, if not in number of people - and I'm pretty sure there too.
>>62958581
Does the minister stop preaching the true word of the Lord?
>>62958637
>hasn't made more than 100k, tops, in the past decade
They've got a dozen full-time employees now, they're definitely making more than that.
>mfw I have signed MST DVD sets that are worth quite a bit of money
At least I can sell them without any sort of remorse now.
Thanks for selling out Joel!
>>62958637
>made less than 100
No fucking way. Their live shows alone have made over 100k.
Either way, it can't be expensive to produce rifftrax
>>62958689
Yes, when the sermon ends and it's time for the church luncheon.
(They do church luncheons, right? I'mJewishand we always had luncheons when we were done.)
>>62958762
Depends on your Parish. Some do coffee and donuts with a little handshake meet&greet with the community and the Father, some do full-blown potluck luncheons.
>>62958762
GET THE FUCK OUT.
>>62951357
>>62959339
How retarded do you have to be to even think that's the intended way to hold the N64 controller, holy fucking shit.
>>62959339
>>62959520
I think she's trolling us.
>>62951357
PLANETSCAPE
>>62959339
>>62959520
Real gangsters use the d-pad
>>62959520
she's a phoney, duh.
>>62959520
Not only that, but she's playing Goldeneye, which you controlled with the control stick, not the d-pad, like she's doing.
In other words, she's not playing the game.
>Not enjoying the goat host bit.
>>62959339
Please link the video of her playing Sonic 2
Servo bump.
>>62959520
I thought that there was no singular correct way to hold it. You could feasibly hold any two of the handles depending on what game it was.
>>62962066
This is true, but for most of them and golden eye you had to use the stick.
>>62962066
You're right, it was intended to be held both ways, he's obviously a retarded underage neckbeard permavirgin goobergate faggot grasping at straws.
>>62959520
Kill yourself.
>>62959728
There was more than one control scheme for Goldeneye, there were several. Honey using beta bitch ass scrub casual faggots.
>>62962372
They probably played Turok with the C buttons controlling motion too. Faggots.
I'mdaring to hope for the best and opening myself up to the possibility of it turning out bad, because I don't want to live a life of dreary cynicism anytime anybody tries to do anything fun.
I'm excited. It might suck, but I'll probably watch a couple episodes at the least. I still have yet to watch a lot of the original series.
