>There's a reason they call me "Mr Wonderful" you know...
What did he mean by this?
>>62949527
Royalties
>it's a royalty deal
>>62949527
"What are ya gonna do?"
>>62949527
He reminds me of those fat rich guys who ran factories in England and LONDON back in the day.
>its a Mark BTFO episode
>It's a Daymond bangs Lori as Robert watches episode
>>62950798
do you think?
>>62951560
BIG
>>62951560
she seems like she like young guys.
>it's a female entrepreneur starts crying for no reason episode
>>62952957
Watch out for the grenades and landmines.
>>62953097
>it's an i'm investing in you, not the business episode
>it's a my mommy died of cancer episode
>it's a this isn't a business, it's a cause episode
R O Y A L T I E S
>>62950798
>>62951560
>every time Daymond shits on Laurie for working with QVC
Daymond is tsundere as fuck
>>62953147
>not being her pool boy
>>62953345
they all do,its low hanging fruit.
>it's a group of children come in, propose their shitty business and immediately get 5 offers episode.
>it's a "for every unit we sell, we donate 25¢ to this charity" and all the dragons make an offer to do good episode
>it's an actual good idea episode
>>62949527
Funfact: Mr. Wonderful is not a jew but Mark is.
It btfo when I read about it.
>its a no one gives a fuck about my granola bars episode.
>tfw you begin your pitch and they edit the "wacky" music in
>>62953424
>being this envious you'll never succeed in life
>>62952494
BLACK
>>62953424
no one wants to say no to kids.
>>62953522
>half Lebanese, half Irish
>full Jew
Seriously though, Catholic Lebanese people are more Jewish in Canada than actual Jews.
>>62951560
>that Canadian feel when a thread starts with kevin so you you think they're talking about Dragon's Den
>it's actually a shitty Shark Tank thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWWHVrK5BhE
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>it's a pitch something without any fiscal information episode
>>62954021
oh ya!
>>62954021
>American "entertainment"
>we're prerevenue
>It's a Daymond invests because they're black episode
>>62954884
the most recent episode was the worst case ever of that
>>62950448
Bruce Campbell joined shark tank?
>>62949527
It's cause he's a total dickwad. The name is a joke.He's the eternal GOAT Dragon/Shark tho
>>62953424
Good thing 90% of them get rejected in the negotiations after the show airs.
>>62953547
Any food idea is absolutely retarded. Has ANY ever worked out? Maybe some even more retarded dog food idea.
>>62954884
Is that better or worse than Lori or Barbara doing a "girl power" deal?
>its a Daymond was busy so they have both Lori and Barbara and they just bitch at each other and fight every pitch and resort to personal attacks episode
>>62955673
ganola bar dude got his own factory but he wasnt funded by sharktank
>>62955655
I'd say at least 90% of ALL the ideas get rejected/shittier deals when the cameras stop.
>>62955673
The worst was the guy who wanted to sell flash frozen pizza slices for $5 a slice in supermarkets and his factory was just his restaurant.
Can't believe they actually made a deal with that shit. For $5 you can get an entire frozen pizza.
>>62954884
Daymond literally called her back to the tank after she cried about surgery post-5 man rejection.
>it's ANOTHER "Robert gets keked out of multiple deals and ends the episode with nothing" episode
Who here saw the recent episode about the hot canned coffee? It was called Hotshot or something.
Was I the only one who thought that was a really good idea? I even have a keurig but it can't be a pain in the ass in the morning when waking up late for work.
>It's a "you know Marc is still in" and the contestants all of sudden remember and light up and then he instantly says "I'm out" episode
>>62955876
he always gets the shaft, it's sad
>>62955742
pls explain, they reject them after? Why not on the show?
>>62955987
I know and its bull; he's the nicest seeming guy and would probably let you race in his super cars if you asked as part of the deal.
>>62955898
Why is everyone so desperate to make a deal with Mark? They go out of their way to ignore the other sharks sometimes to talk to Mark.
>>62956040
So they don't look like greedy scumbags or jerks when they reject a child's stupid idea that he can't help because he's a child.
>>62955876
>it's a Robert tries out a stupid product and genuinely has fun episode
>>62956040
It's due diligence. The business owner could say "btw I'm $2million in debt" and the Sharks have every right to say D R O P P E D
>>62955885
>I even have a keurig
Stopped reading.
>It's a guest shark won't shut the fuck up episode
>>62956185
So you essentially read the entire point of my post...
>>62956136
He seems like he always has fun desu
It's a someone mentions a patent and Mark loses his shit episode
>>62956136
>>62956308
>falling for his "look at me i'm so fun and youthful! i'm cool, right guys?" persona
fucking retards
>>62956371
I'm waiting for his chair to fall backwards from the force of his shit being lost
>>62956102
The dude knows how to sell a sinking ship, they're hoping for tips.
>its an anon gets dubs deal episode
>>62956975
Youre telling me you walked in here expecting a dubs deal and your post didnt even have repeating digits?
And for that reason, Im out.
>>62954021
>let me beam them to your t-mobile device
Who would actually say that?
>>62956102
Because Mark has more money, influence and connections than all the other sharks combined.
Those dudes that made sweets and got into a deal with him and he sold their shit at Mav games, it prints money.
>>62955487
>Bruce Campbell
yup
>>62955742
>>62956040
'Only' about 2/3 of the deals fall through. And while it's mostly due to issue in DD, sometimes the sharks do change their deal and sometimes the contestant backs out because they admit they just wanted exposure.
>it's a daymond does nothing for the entire negotiations and then just follows whatever everyone else is trying to do only to go out eventually anyway episode
seriously that nignog is a fucking waste of a spot
>>62955885
>work
i stopped reading there
//(.)(.)\\
>>62955876
>Robert was the cool techy shark before Mark came in
>Robert's since become the "out doorsey" guy
Listen /tv/, there's nothing proprietary about this board. What's to stop me from opening up my own mongolian shitposting website and crushing you like the c.ucks you are
>>62957957
YOUR MEMES ARENT PATENTED!
GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!
